On March 11, 889, a 22-year-old Japanese emperor wrote in his diary about his new black cat.

"On the oth Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late… pic.twitter.com/pR1WQIcRAP

— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) February 10, 2025

Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process… pic.twitter.com/dXCTgpAWLs

— Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE) February 11, 2025

What would you do in this situation? pic.twitter.com/hE92qLfURI

— Interesting As Fuck (@interesting_aIl) February 8, 2025

This makes me really sad. So the shark just dies for no reason? 😢

— 🌼 noelle 🌙 (@CrestofFlames8) February 9, 2025

This is going to be a post where the one guy from New Mexico on rDrama gets really mad, like when Texas people get pissy because you added some kidney beans to your chili or whatever. Hey hypothetical future New Mexico angry guy, it's all good, you should be mad. I am literally raping your culture on purpose.

This post is about making something that's relevant to the state of New Mexico where they venerate a specific type of non-spicy pepper called the Hatch Green Chile. New Mexicans have made this product a point of cultural pride for their state and have done a pretty good job of exporting it all over the country during the brief window they're harvested (late August through part of September if you're looking for some). Now I said "non-spicy" but nowadays clever growers have created new varieties that are pretty spicy, although not much more so than a Jalapeno or something similar. If you want your green chile stew to be spicy, you can either look for those hot varieties, or just add some other peppers for heat. Personally, I don't like using the spicy Hatch peppers in this recipe because you need to add a LOT of peppers (like 30 or 40) which can get INSANE if you use the really spicy ones. It's up to you and your colon, though.

If you buy fresh peppers during the harvesting season, the grocery stores will roast them for you on site. Whole Foods likes to do this in some places. Otherwise, somebody in your town will probably get on the bandwagon. They bring a big roaster out in front of the store and sell the peppers by the pound. You'll probably need in the area of 1 - 2 pounds of peppers to make this recipe. If you go nuts for these things and buy a whole 25 pound case, make sure you have a vacuum sealer and a big freezer because these will not stay good in your fridge for more than a week. They're very wet after roasting, so you can only imagine how fast they're going to grow mold.

On to the stew. This recipe is dead simple to make. It's all just prep work. Hope you enjoy cutting things. You'll need:

• 1 to 2 pounds of pork shoulder, cut into 1 inch cubes (actual size of the cubes is up to what you like to eat, but if you make them too big you'll have to cook everything longer)

• 1 to 2 pounds of green chiles (I didn't weigh them or count them when I made this last night, but it looked like there were 25 - 35 peppers)

• A big russet potato or a couple red potatoes

• 2 big carrots (not traditional, but my favorite version of this had them so I use them too)

• A big white onion

• Lots of garlic

• Chicken or beef stock

• Onion powder, cumin, oregano, black pepper

• MSG in the form of Sazon Goya (totally optional)

• Plenty of salt

First, you need to process the chiles before cooking them. You need to chop off the seed pod that's on one end and scrape the skins off. The skins aren't exactly inedible, but they have a bad texture that will make you look like an idiot in front of your guests while they try to pretend they don't hate you and your lousy dinner. You don't need to be careful about removing all the seeds, they really won't hurt anything, you just want to remove the seed pod because it's hard as a rock.

You could scrape the skins off the peppers using a fork or a butter knife, but I suggest you use the back of your relatively new, extremely sharp chef's knife. That way, you can talk on the phone with a friend while you're doing it, get distracted while turning the knife over in your hand again and again (using the sharp side to cut out the seed pod and the dull side to scrape, naturally) and then nearly cut the end of your index finger off when you grab and squeeze the sharp side of your knife.

Once you get back from the emergency room, start by browning then removing the pork cubes, then saute the onions, garlic, and chiles a little with the dried spices, before adding back the meat, potatoes, stock and everything else. Cook for about 2 hours (45 min covered and the rest uncovered). If you want to cook longer, don't add the potatoes right away or they'll turn to mush. Add the MSG right at the end or it will lose some of its potency.

Real New Mexican recipes I found online don't have carrots, but the first place I ever had this stuff at was in Provo, Utah (Black Sheep Cafe) and it was so good that I have always tried to imitate it.

I'm trying to embody to virtues of Jesus. Trying to be patient, understanding, taking all the slings and arrows of human inconsideration and messiness on the chin with forgiveness. And it all feels like getting cucked and made a fool of by life. What kind of idiot gets fricked over at work by a coworker and then is all diplomatic about it? I told the smelly guy at work politely to use deodorant. He still smells like shit and I want to call him the disgusting, smelly c*nt that he is, but noo that's not what a good Christian does. Am i really supposed to just stand there with my nose being assaulted and smile? So r-slurred. And yes, management already knows, but says because he has some kind of mental illness they cant enforce anything. Maybe Jesus was just a cucked r-slur and we're all r-slurs by proxy

ANSWER: INFINITY. Cause xe'yre too low level to beat the G*MER !g*mers !coolpeople !1337

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsqqhc/?context=8

>I am surviving just to see the day where he gets the Mussolini treatment

>I am surviving

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsm2n9/?context=8

Redditoids advocate civil war lol:

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbskp0z/?context=8

2024 was rigged confirmed:

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsi0jn/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsqur9/?context=8

Umm source?

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbsk4jz/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1il7ora/elon_musk_wants_to_get_rid_of_osha_and_weekends/mbskm8l/?context=8

No stupid Redditor, weekends are biology

/r/ThailandTourism is a goldmine for creepy pervert drama

Does anyone happen to know the address of this place? Asking for a friend. He's visiting Thailand next month and would love to try her delicious food in person. Thank you!

The most pathetic part is that OP could easily have s*x with women in Thailand, but he's so pathetic he's desperate to look at some silicone knockers

!moidmoment

!nms

And by 'destroy' I mean 'cause a nationwide blackout' and by 'monkey' I mean 'monkey'.

😉#SonicTheHedgehog #SonicIDW #SilverTheHedgehog #WhisperTheWolf #tanglethelemur #SilverxWhisper #WhisperxSilver #Silvisper #Whispilver pic.twitter.com/VWxfwcb1rr

— Draws (@Drawzzzzzzz) February 9, 2025

Context: There's two characters that are comics only. Usually they're headcannoned as lesbians because of course they are. Silver is often seen with them, so some fan drew silver railing one of the female characters as the other watched lol.

https://justicereport.news/2025/02/04/bloodthirsty-redditor-calls-for-assassination-of-elon-musk-donald-trump-and-patriot-front-in-series-of-deranged-posts/

That's all what I wanted to say

From "Analysis of a Very Large AltaVista Query Log". !coomers come see your ancestors

Bong police are the worst combination of tyrannical and useless

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ilgoi3/i_gave_police_my_burglars_name_and_address_guess/

Chicago

https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1ili9ro/editorial_city_council_should_reject_proposed/

Californians suck and should all die of AIDS

https://old.reddit.com/r/California/comments/1ilku0m/leaked_document_says_large_scale_immigration/

Social anxiety cute twinkry

https://old.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1ilhyiw/this_is_why_i_dont_speak_to_women_i_dont_know_i/

Suicide is painless

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1ilig8h/tifu_by_missing_my_suicidal_friends_text_messages/

Antigun liberals beg for death

https://old.reddit.com/r/Discussion/comments/1ilq3gw/if_you_are_a_liberal_and_anti_gun_you_are_arguing/

Okay

https://old.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/1im5ctl/a_cool_guide_for_interacting_with_police/

How's that police reform going?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comments/1ilwmju/police_arrest_group_of_juveniles_ages_11_to_15/

'Some sources suggested that the reluctance to push ahead with broader [gender change] reform was down to a desire to protect relations with the United States.' So Trump succeeded where a multitude of British women, including lifelong leftists, failed. 1/4https://t.co/V4oUQbCvhg

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 9, 2025

However, in spite of the puberty blockers ban, 'separate moves for a transgender-inclusive ban on “conversion therapy” are understood to be going ahead.' This means therapists will be banned from fully exploring why a child wants to transition. 2/4https://t.co/V4oUQbD36O

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 9, 2025

We know that children who are neurodivergent, same-s*x attracted and those who've experienced sexual abuse are overrepresented at gender clinics. We also know, from multiple studies, that the vast majority of children grow out of gender dysphoria if allowed to go through puberty. 3/4

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 10, 2025

Therapists and gay activists have begged Labour to realise that the affirmation-only model could cause serious, irreparable harm to minors, to no effect. I suppose we have to hope Trump says it soon. Then, maybe, they'll listen. 4/X

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 10, 2025

GERMANY: EU regulators think it is too dangerous to simply break a bottle across the bow of a new ship, instead they insist on the use of this contraption. This is why the EU is failing. This is Economy Minister Habeck flailing.
pic.twitter.com/76OurGV18D

— @amuse (@amuse) February 10, 2025

Ignore community notes, I will believe what I want to believe.

A 43yo Japanese woman in Hungary, whose violent ex-husband had her kids' passports, begged the Japanese Embassy to grant them temporary papers so they could flee to Japan. The Embassy told her to "talk it out" with her ex instead. He's now under arrest for her murder. pic.twitter.com/rgJVdyeooX

— Unseen Japan (@UnseenJapanSite) February 9, 2025

Make netorare hentai about Hunnic BVLLs raping yamato nadeshikos in isekai

I mean you guys have foreign troops raping kids every few years.

This is peak woman fantasy tho

unironically lmao