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This dude thinks you combat fascism with rainbows and unicorn.
Real cute, buddy.
/u/poop-scroller Canada
This dude thinks you combat fascism with Reddit posts.
Real cute, buddy.
How do you think movements start or are coordinated? Via messenger pigeons?
THIS NEIGHBOR THINKS THAT HIS REVOLUTIONARY INSURGENT ARMY WILL BE ORGANIZED ON TRANNIT
/u/Link9454 and /u/GPT3-5_AI go full-Kiwi Farms and use the "its public info chud, its not doxxing!
REPORTMAXXERS, ASSEMBLE!
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The Woke and DEI ANALytics are HERE!
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I wanna see videos of people who have used the hair dye I'm interested in
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I suggest you look through his post history he's genuinely mentally unwell and fully obsessed with the trans
Genuinely see if you can pick any sense out of these mindless ramblings:
When you say hope you mean like you pray to god at your bedside in a spinny dress?
Oh my bad you mean hope like a poster of a foreign cia operative named Obama has hope
I think your mentality of black pilled porn addicted griller
is why we are having population collapse and going back to authoritarian rule of communism. You're demoralized and your time of being high and mighty and cool was fake astroturfing just like your dress in the mirror we all knew it's not real
No this is not your communist utopia where you get to put people in jail because they don't agree with your mental illness.
Oh yeah you're a real woman huh? What's a woman? How do you know you're not trans? If you can't define what a woman is
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50501 is underway y'all !nooticers
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iia7ku/stay_safe_stay_strong/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iic9i4/im_not_moving_my_truck_today/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid9vz/elon_musk_is_a_nazi_upkong_this_post_so_when/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9bou/mentioned_on_ap_news/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9793/upkong_everything/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidpas/state_capital_protest_has_already_started/
On a weekday afternoon lol
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid1mr/reddit_is_shadow_banning_posts_spreading_the_word/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iicc0v/heading_out_to_trenton_nj/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii2q5y/got_my_sign_for_tomorrow_lets_do_this_thing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii8s2t/boycott_the_super_bowl/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iiem6j/texas_starting_to_gather/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidl5b/bring_us_flags/
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Have any of you heard of Unknown 9?
If you haven't- I don't blame you. I haven't either. Apparently it's a 4-month old game developed by Reflector Entertainment who also made... uhh this game and it's DLCs.
This screenshot gives a lot away but fear not, it was published by Bandai Namco, the guys who made the Dark SoulsTM of videogames
These guys know a good investment when they see it, and at 50 eurobucks (USD to EUR is almost 1:1 at the time of writing
!eurochads), a price comparable to that of God of War 2022
(50 EUR, 95% rating), HOI 4
(50 EUR, 90% rating) and Mount & Blade: Bannerlord II
*editor's note: why are there so many MLP emojis when querying 'horse' (50 EUR, 87% rating(should be 100)), it is sure to deliver the same experience, right?
Well, from the screenshot you might have noticed that the ratings are mediocre: 49%. But that does not tell the whole story.
Unknown 9 currently has 7 concurrent players , 11 player 24-hour peak
and a 285-player all-time peak
[1]. This means it is mogged by the likes of Gollum 2023
at 758 all-time high [2], 6 year old rockstar game Red Dead: Redemption 2
at almost double the rating [3], a 2023 unity slavshit game Contraband Police at almost double the rating and half the price
[4] and absolutely mogged by LEWDAPOCALYPSE, which has double the concurrent players, double the rating, and 1/50th of the price
[5].
IGN gave Unknown 9 a 9(-4) rating [6], so is it really that bad?
Looks pretty bad, but is this the lowest we can go? Just some failed garbage from an upcoming studio, but is that it? Can't we do worse?
Heck no! It was in the works for at least 4 years, and was supposed to be a tans-media project, "including video games , film
, and books (!bookworms)
, for example. Unknown 9 was conceptualized as an ongoing series, spanning podcasts
, comics
, and even a web series
, many of which have already been released." [7]. So you've been laughing at Concord for having an Amazon episode despite being a dead game- well, you've seen nothing yet kid. This shit was supposed to be massive, at least according to the cited source (I didn't check further (yes how could you tell, I work in academia
)). It was supposed to be the next fricking star wars by the looks of things, expecting to bank on their notoriety to create the equivalent to Netflix's Witcher [7] (which is not something to be proud of tbh). While we have no numbers on the project costs, one might imagine that a AAA game with massive marketing like that would've cost a lot. While we do not know how much exactly the project did cost, it is hardly believable that some unknown studio with 0 releases might have funded it. Indeed, the studio is owned by the publishers- Bandai Namco, who can probably afford to throw money around [8]. Looking at their website and LinkedIn is pretty funny as well, considering that they have announced that they will cease support for the game [8].
But you don't have to trust me, you can view the official gameplay trailer posted on Playstation's account and come to your own conclusions:
The lore/narrative trailer, which is just as stupid, can be found at
TL;DR?
Well, it's about a brown woman with supernatural abilities
. Kind of like Forespoken from
1 2 years ago if anyone remembers that.
"Unfortunately, part of Hoerdt's statement confirmed several staff members would be made redundant, including back-office employees, and given severance packages, further health benefits, access to counseling services, and "proactive" career planning support." [7]. Lmao imagine getting free counselling from a company that fired you. I would probably take that as an insult, equivalent to one of those "reddit cares" messages . One might accuse me of using a chuddy source, but the same website compliments Unknown 9's use of "stepping powers", which states that "Stepping is the ability to project one's mind into the consciousness of another, by way of the Fold. While Stepping, one has access to the weaponry, strength, and intellect of a given vessel, and may fully control their actions." [9]. A totally true statement which has never been done before.
Here's Cr1tikal AKA Charlie AKA penguinz0 explaining it probably better than I do (it's the weekend and I've had several drinks already ):
He quotes the investment value into the IP at 100 million $ [citation needed]
In conclusion: 1) gaming in 2025 is dead, do not bother. 2) Nominative Determinism is true- the game was titled Unknown 9, and it remained unknown. For anyone running any sort of business- watch what you name your product.
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Had to do this it was them or me sorry for my family and God bless pic.twitter.com/IzbwTXstDl
— FarmerRigz (@FarmerRigzDTS) February 3, 2025
I didn't see this posted already so sorry if this is a repost. I didn't really look that hard.
OP was shot and killed, obviously
Tweets for 'nauts without Twitter accounts
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Stay tuned for the sleep deprived review and in depth analysis
Sneak peek: it's like 5 minutes in and I hate it so far
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Amazing thread attempting to create a narrative with 40k upkongs and just 900 comments, so you know it's legit.
Comments are mostly as expected: Yeah, but Amazon is cheaper, ships faster, and has ez returns.
Note: Amazon doesn't make much on it's retail ops anymore, so they probably dgaf if people shop there or not.
Notable zero-pointers
2 weeks later no package arrives, no answer from support, regret not using reliable Beszos
Amazon is Amazon for a reason
Yeah but usually there products are marked up 25% compared to the Amazon listing so bezos gets my money🤷.
Nah I usually want the shit I ordered faster than 1-3 business months
The Pivot attempt and rebuttal
The main difference is Amazon offers free shipping and free hassle free returns. Other retailers charge you to return products you order from them and usually charge you shipping to get them
fyi hassle free returns = products go directly in the garbage (cheaper than sorting through the products) and Amazon bakes the cost into higher prices for everyone due to the high volume of returned items
FYI the exact same thing happens when you return it to the manufacturer.
The only difference is that it's substantially easier to return a product to Amazon vs most manufacturers.
Now playing: Cranky's Conga (DKC2).mp3