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The bombings were supposed to happen :marseyvenn6: at 9 AM. When medics and police :marseyevilagent: would :marseymight: centralize around the bombed buses, there :marseycheerup: were suicide :marseyhelium: teams ready :marseyexcited: to explode :marseyunibombersaint: in other parts of major :marseygaygeneral: cities. Then Palestinians from Judea and Samaria would :marseymight: storm :marseyhurricane2: the fences for an October :marseypumpkin0: 7th 2.0.

One woman :marseymidsommardani: saw the suspicious :marseysquint: package :marseyunabomber2: on the bus and alerted the driver :marseymespecial: to get everyone :marseynorm: off the bus. It exploded after everyone :marseynorm: got off. Then the call went out to the other buses and two more exploded without anyone on them. Three :marseyexeggcutor: other buses were found :marseymimic: with bombs :marseydroppingdownvotes: on them and those were removed and detonated as well.

No buses in Israel :marseyunhappymerchant: have been bombed since the last intifada because the bomb makers had been in prison. Many of those bomb makers were released recently in an exchange for the hostages. It's a strong :marseytarrant: coincidence that shortly after they were released that bombs :marseydroppingdownvotes: appeared on Israeli :marseyjewish: buses again.

!jidf

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Fun game for dramatards! :carpbounce: :marseydudesrock:

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:marseydrunk: King Cobra has become the liqour :marseyhungover:.

!Coolcobras the bwoy is dwown bad. He's beywond fwucking twoasted fwor appwoximatewy 7:30 pm Cwobwa Standard Tim (yesterday).

Wocwl Backup

Clips

Pwesidents Day/Bweaking dwown in tears :marseycrying:

Vodka tumble https://media.tenor.com/4xjJ7N-dKNoAAAAx/caida.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739925945_vasCNb3yXyVTg.webp

A smaww pwour

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739925944o-6X2PAYZtwMPw.webp

His dwink cwombwo is 50-50 Mwonster and Vodka. Fwor swome reaswon this is stwong :marseymath#:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-20620413

swomeonye ping bwoozers pls

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two-toned ah dih

Idk why but my dih is turning into one of those two toned ones you know where like halfway up or so it just randomly changes to a lighter tone? Not sure why this is happening or if I like it or not

What are your thoughts on two-toned ah dih?

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Kanye just dropped my new profile banner

!r-slurs !Jews !goyim !chuds

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OP's complaining screeches to a halt when users in /r/bikecommuting agree with the store's rule against bringing bikes inside.

					
					

Subreddit info

/r/bikecommuting is a simple subreddit for users to post biking photos, news discussions, or hot takes about biking.

OP's Complaint

OP, after being confronted taking their bike inside their local Home Depot (a home improvement store), makes the following post, complete with an image for reference:

Home Depot told me I can't bring my bike into the store

I typically bring my bike into the hardware store with me unless there are proper bike racks. I don't see a problem with it as it's no bigger than a cart. The Lowe's by me removed their bike racks for an air compressor so I take it in. This Home Depot is new and I had looked for their bike racks but couldn't see them in the front of the warehouse, so I took it in.

When checking out I was told I can't bring my bike in as it is a safety concern. I gave a rebuttal that it's no bigger than a cart and they said it could fall and block an entire aisle when the carts can't fall over. I didn't continue the questions because they just work there but it seemed ridiculous to me.

Apparently their bike racks are in the back of the warehouse completely isolated, not somewhere i would feel comfortable locking my bike.

I'm going to continue bringing my bike into the store.

[Image of bird's eye view of the Home Depot and parking lot shows the entrance on the northwest side (marked with an arrow by OP), and the outdoor bike racks on the southeast area (circled for our convenience)]

Users debate the bike hike

It's a safety concern:

Bike traffic can be a safety concern around the entrance area with people, trolleys and cars. In some way this is not so bad. At least they have bike racks which is nice! Many stores don't provide that where I live.

When you say bike traffic, are you imagining OP riding their bike into the store?

Of course I'm not. I just mean that the store front is usually a place you don't want bikes parked and the traffic of them. Would be better to have bike parking on the parking lot, but we all know that is unlikely.

"Get over it"

Get over it, you are being a whiny ninny. I park mine at the car corral at Lowe's and never had an issue.

OP: Straight to name calling huh, sticks and stones... I would have found a suitable spot to lock it up outside if it had been a problem before, this was the first time I had been told not to bring it in

I intentionally ram carts into bikes at the cart corral.

How would you feel if someone intentionally rammed a cart into your car?

Guess they'd have to decide how much their Cannondale and legs are worth to them

It was more a question about intentionally damaging someone's property than a question of whether you like cyclists or not. I think it's just rude to ruin someone's shit, even if you don't inherently like them. Treat people the way you want to be treated, that's at least how I feel.

Then strap your bike to the bike rack.

"there is no bike rack"

Edit: well, this guy has a bike rack at his place lmao, mine doesn't have it tho rip

Private property, private rules:

You sound like an entitled jerk.

It's private property, they can have a rule that doesn't allow bikes. Just because it isn't convenient for you, doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want. [downmarseyd]

You'd have a point if they didn't install bike racks on the back side of the building forcing users to walk all the way around. They KNEW what they were doing. Treating us like shit because they can and we have no power.

Okay? So shop somewhere else.

It's a private business, you have to follow their rules.

Oh my god you have to spend a whole extra minute walking around the corner. Life gets much harder, hunny

Be fair, to walk all the way around a super store is more like 3 minutes.

and it's more about the indignation. Like forcing women to breastfeed near the trash bins out of sight.

OP should get trespassing charges:

This is a reasonable rule. I hope OP gets trespassed. [downmarseyd]

Why? To both.

Bringing a bike into a store is weird, like the people who bring their dogs everywhere. At least dogs are cute.

OP feels like flouting rules on private property.

I get that to some degree, but the part about getting trespassed is extreme to me. It's not as if they shoplifted or hurt anybody.

The audacity of OP:

wtf why would you bring a bike into the store

OP: Because I would be nervous about locking it in a place that, to me, would be ideal for a thief. And I was loading directly into my panniers using it as a cart

That's why people hate bicyclists [downmarseyd]

OP: Right...

What about dogs?

I can bring my dog but you can't bring a bicycle!?

Bicycles shit in the aisles, dogs don't.

I was bitten by a bicycle in lighting.

Did you go to the hospital? I heard bicycles carry rabies

I actually died right there in the lighting aisle. So that why I'm against bikes and pro car now.

Singular takes

Too far to walk for your American butt?

They maybe take a cut of the profit from each bike stolen

bikers are the most oppressed class

"I'm going to continue bringing my bike into the store."

So, you were literally told it's against store policy but you're so entitled it doesn't apply to you. You're a garbage excuse for a human.

Sounds like a battle of stubbornness is to be had. They're not going to ban you from the store over this so just keep doing what you're doing.

If the store said don't bring your bike inside, don't bring your bike inside. I can't bring my car inside.

Full thread with more bike takes here


https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1i6aypn/ops_complaining_screeches_to_a_halt_when_users_in/

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I am unbound.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739599160yYHvH27LMjBrkQ.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739302082NTtL21mTjcSyvQ.webp

Previous posts, drama childs

https://rdrama.net/post/240585/the-government-did-something-right-for

https://rdrama.net/post/242408/an-exhibit-in-the-state-of

https://rdrama.net/post/242539/fatrick-tomilinson-craps-in-his-jeans

https://rdrama.net/post/317161/patrick-tomlinson-won-torswats-a-person

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/torswats-alan-winston-filion-entropy-cowbin-sneed-social-BIPOCchat-patriots-farm-lambright-legion-project-coomer.166962/post-20566033

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173930208221EQpyIj4o6qMw.webp

Some kiwifriends believe this could mean <1 year with time served considered.

Is Patrick being r-slurred and imagining the stalker children getting away with it? Does Pat have a reliable source and is accurately conveying it? Discuss

Nevermind he got 48 months https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/california-teenager-sentenced-48-months-prison-nationwide-swatting-spree (I didn't refresh fast enough)

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SsethTzeentach is overrated

Not funny not insightful, doesn't even play that deep cuts. Mandalor is way better. Good points, funny, deep cuts.

Upmarseys mandatory

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Israeli :marseygoy: buses explode :marseymindblown: due to failed :marseyoutried: Palestinian :marseypalestoidpager: terror :marseymonsterpenisshadow: plot

!jidf

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Woke is over

:marseywereback: trans lives matter

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I would had picked Israeli flag :gigachad2:

					
					
					
	

				
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Modern composing techniques | cush chords

The most important objective of any modern musician/composer, due to the globalisation and ease of access to endless amounts of music through streaming, is to catch the listeners interest as quickly as you can. Regardless of genre the general audience demands a reason to listen to what you make; and with an oversaturated market like music production, there is little they won't have heard already.

How do you avoid being uninteresting, but not pretentious?


Using cush chords, simply put is the method of retaining the tonic (first) chord whilst shifting the other chords in your progression to another modal set of chords, in a new key.

For example, let's begin in C major. The 2 5 4 1 pattern would consist of:

Dm / Gmaj / Fmaj / Cmaj

This sounds fantastic by itself, but listeners have heard this progression 1000 times without knowing it. So how do we engage them?

Let's say we use cush chords, and shift everything EXCEPT the tonic C major to the key of Eb major, a minor third above. You use the respective chords from this key aside from the tonic C.

Fm / Bb7sus / Abm / Cmaj

(Instructive video by openstudiojazz for visual explanations) :marseyjamming:

And here is a transcribed example of these sorts of chordal changes and methods used:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740159791iYOCEfUdo5yGng.webp


Now your progression sounds vastly more open, more engaging more interesting. This isn't limited to just shifting a minor third above and you can do it as many times as you want in a composition. Implementing something simple like this gives your composing the edge above standard methods used by the majority of others in your position.

Happy composing! :marseyjam: let me know if composition effortposts are something wanted or not

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[Trust the Plan] Ron Watkins (Q-anon's failson) has decided to try to milk what's left of 8chan's brand by launching a Solana shitcoin $8CHAN

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17393211576Fi_Bgiq3ZaZ5A.webp

https://www.8ch.net/ archive

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17393211576KxUZTNR42PUXA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739321157xwjiPq1m0RLYaw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739321158ZKZzBNNnVT1FXQ.webp

:marseysleep#: I think he missed the boat on shitcoin scamming boomers by a mile

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French president Macron is actually married to his own :marseytrain2:ed out father.

!schizomaxxxers

!eurochads

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Reportmaxxed User Gn0sis returns to Reddit as Gn0slis to do a Luciferian AMA

					
					

/u/Gn0slis, ex-Gn0sis, is a Satan worshiping r-slur who both supports Trump and yet is a self proclaimed anarchist. Has returned to Reddit. I originally hit him with reportmaxxing because he was an insufferable twat with no sympathy for Palestinians (imagine that)

He supports Gnostic fascism, a death cult that wants to return the world to chaos and destroy the cosmos. His AMA is horrific.

On a side note, sorry for being inactive. Building a house chews through your time.

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/r/games re- ACK!ts: https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1iciwl6/sony_corp_shake_up_hiroki_totoki_named_corporate/

ReetardEra re-ACK!ts: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hideaki-nishino-elevated-to-solo-ceo-role-at-sie-herman-hulst-remains-as-ceo-of-the-studio-business-group.1094379/

NeoStrags sneed: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/sony-shake-up-hiroki-totoki-named-corporate-ceo-hideaki-nishino-elevated-to-sie-solo-ceo-herman-hulst-reports-to-nishino-now.1680154/

4chuds chudlebrating: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/701522090

Kiwiggers are also chudlebrating the return of glorious Nippon: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sony-hate-thread.87498/post-20448374

!g*mers !chuds !asians

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/r/rpg is having a sook

					
					

So recently there was a post that got removed from /r/RPG about how punching nazis is a great thing so you should buy my stuff and I'll give 5% of the money to a good cause. You know, the anti-capitalist way.

Well, that post got jannied; only the jannies were very keen for the sub to know that while they do it for free, they didn't do that for free - it was done by the admiggers who, unlike the jannies, get paid to mop. The jannies of /r/rpg then pinned the seethepost to the top of the sub to ensure everyone knows that they do it for free.

This then caused a bunch of extra virtue signalling nazi resisting to pop up, including:


Remaking the post under a "cleverly" reworded title

https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idsqfk/physically_resist_a_specific_brand_of/


Someone just linking to the bundle and going "updoots to the left" in possibly the laziest poast

https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idr5tw/bundle_of_holding/


A post linking to a "game" that isn't a game, just a political screed. Most egregiously, it lets you play as a jo*rnalist.

https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idum5h/survive_the_tyrant_an_rpg_about_resisting/


And finally, another re-linking to the bundle but this time with even more seething about the admins

https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idtaov/since_it_appears_that_reddits_admins_love_nazis/

One comment on that thread is promoting the game Eat the Reich which is... not good as notepad anon summarizes:

needless to say /r/rpg has put them at the top of the thread

and a bonus :marseyreportmaxxer2: opportunity for ban evasion!

https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1idtaov/since_it_appears_that_reddits_admins_love_nazis/ma2h5n6/?context=8

There's also this post that also promotes ETR in the most safe-edgy way I can think of

https://old.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1ie0lpm/eat_the_reich_clarification_humor/


And while we're on the subject of "antifascist RPGs that you have to buy for some reason" don't forget to check out @MayflyAlt-98's post about the hilariously bad SIGMATA: This Signal Kills Fascists

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/203355/sigmata-this-signal-kills-fascists-marseysal


					
					

Lmao: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740204043gf07foUxvmIO0g.webp

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:marseymuslimitsover:

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:marseyjewofthesubcontinent:

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r/movies circlejerk themselves RAW over V for Vendetta (2005) because of !project2025 !! Jannie says nazi lives don't matter!

					
					

!kino !chuds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739471581ZFJjjXdJq2PXhA.webp :marseyanon#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739471581F9XfCJWdjUE7XA.webp :#carpjannie2:

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Nice little infighting in this SomaliSpot thread discussing deportations of Ethiopian Oromos from one of the federal states of Somalia, Puntland. :marseysomalian:

For those who don't know what's going on, Oromos have been caught fighting on behalf of ISIS in Puntland's remote mountainous areas, along with Arabs. Since then locals have demanded that they are deported and the government has obliged.

Furthermore, Oromos have installed themselves on Somali soil and we've lost Dire Dhaba to them and other areas. Moreoever, they are at constant war with the Somalis they neighbour, constantly stealing their land and using flipflopping 'Somali' communities to execute their land-expansionism.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/

Aurelian said: The attack by civilians on Oromos in Somalia will certainly fuel ethnic hatred in Oromia and Ethiopia in general against other Somalis.

LOL You are always sympathising with Oromos, very interesting. What attacks? Hmmmm? The only attacks have been the other way round with Oromo terrorists, Oromo cannibals and Oromo violent land expansionism. :putinigga:

Very spicy, could Aurelian be an Oromo sympathiser? :marseydetective: He replies to another user accusing him of harbouring anti-Somali sentiments for our Cushitic cousins:

π’π’šπ’’π’‚π’˜π’‚π’— π’Žπ’šπ’—π’—π’’ said:

They are STILL BREAKING LAWS BY BEING AN ILLEGAL. Or do you think Somalia is a brothel where anybody can walk in without permission?

Aurelian said:

no, if they broke the law the law enforcement should deal with them not mobs them with sticks.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/page-4

Another patriot expounds on the current naivety of Somalis:

These guys forget this is third world backwards savage Africa, your bleeding heart liberal antics is misplaced, believe me ain't no naxariisc (empathy) in this cursed God forsaken continent, rn Addis Ababa is surrounded by these pagans, they're kidnapping civilians for ransom, if they can't even have naxariis for the weak (Harari) or their fellow countrymen, why should we? https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738812080B9XkPdunisEYJQ.webp

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250436

The OP of the thread, BASED Puntite Queen asserts that the Great Replacement is occurring right now not only in the suburbs of Galkacyo but in SomaliSpot itself!! :marseypikachu2:

That is precisely why Ethiopia's plan is to send these people to us, to learn our language and then when they are large enough, they overwhelm our security forces and take over for their coastline fantasy. I am sure many more are in hiding. On this forum too.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250532

One commentator channels his inner Goebbels as he exhorts his countryment to wake up to the Oromo Final Solution! :marseyauthright:

It's shocking to see how many ppl here have naxriis for these vermins. Man up and stop crying like some lil b!tches. If they had the chance to wipe us out completely they would do it. They are a big threat to our nation. A decade didn't even pass since abiy became president and oromos are responsible for the most genocides and mass r*pes in ethiopia. why don't oromos call their own people out when it comes to the aforementioned atrocities against amharas and tigrayans? Or why didn't our so called oromo 'muslim brothers' oppose the MoU deal and side with us? There is no allies in this God forsaken continent. Believe me abiy would start a war against us and he would supply them with weapons but he can't right now because he's fighting against fano and ethiopia is too broke to fight in two frontlines. Just put two and two together and you will realise that these 'miskiins' are nothing more than sleeper cells whose goal is to take our lands. Kudos to PL https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738812080L1r6pDrJ2xy4nQ.webp dadkas ha la tarxiilo

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250756

The last sane Somali on SomaliSpot speaks up and reminds the angry hordes of the unity of Islam !ummah :

>I personally don't give a shit. Dhuulka ilaahi baa leh. Any muslim is my brother and should never get harmed in any way. Simple as this. Resorting to tribalism or ethnocentrism is just how Somalis cope with their sad reality. Galvinising the masses to the point where they feel bold enough to physically assault people in their streets. How is this acceptable ? Everyone should be treated with respect.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250580

His peaceful response finally brings some levity to the thread as others agree that they might have gone a little too far:

I understand the concerns surrounding Oromo expansionism and tons of undocumented migrants flooding into Somali regions. I don't think most people are saying turn a blind eye and tolerate it or taking issue with safe, legal deportations. The problem is people whipping up Oromo-hate and demonising an entire ethnic group. Someone a few posts before me called them "vermin" and got many upmarseys. People are posting tiktoks and twitter posts of Oromo nationalists saying problematic things to paint a certain picture of them and incite further hatred and suspicion. These are dangerous sentiments that don't align with our morals and values. Which, by the way, come from our religion and not "the liberal West". There's never a justification for dehumanising an entire group of people. :marseypeace:

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250852

I'll call it a day there, plenty more slapfights in that thread for anyone who wants to laugh at more senseless !africans infighting. https://media.tenor.com/4tx62Q1OGzAAAAAx/farmaajo-farmajo.webp

!chuds !nonchuds

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