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Would I be a :marseysoyswitch: if I bought a Couchmaster to play games on a Steam Deck + TV?

I want one so I can play Uboat https://store.steampowered.com/app/494840/UBOAT/ the xbox controller keyboard mapping is confusing :lemindblown:

about $150-200 https://us.nerdytec.com/products/couchmaster-cycon2

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739156571mZmLpk3zk2c0KA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739156859FiogarWiHm5fBg.webp

I feel like it's crossing into some new nerd realm :marseynerd2:

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Some c*nt asked me to post something good. So here it is.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483841SWVZmw-TFF2SYQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384838418YwUE0EXormYJA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483842hsGrX7jkn4hr0Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483842Y2VO2zbeyo8iSA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483843wxfIrhJvtzLW_A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483843-5MJfYm_rhvjUw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483843Gn1wbI8jknSp_g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483844MXsm3UAsgplGZw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483844lJwxH3DyCQ-aTQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483844CnzePXlpZgwq9A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483847rXZS6hTjcUFmTg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483848Wji3NRzgeZ7B4g.webp (this one is canon btw)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483849O76Vsq9-w_-uzQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738483853h6SFEraArJ_93Q.webp

>BUT YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST THESE HE-ACK!

I don't give a shit, :marseytrain:.

!coomers

might as well !art

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President Bukele of El Salvador Proposes a Deal :marseyflagus: :marseybux: :marseystarship: :!marseyflagelsalvador:

They are REALLY proud of their gigaprison

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738638379LFh13OAhZ2Tz_Q.webp

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED @JimieWhales callout post

This b-word is literally a redditor. Used to extend respect til I figured it out. Basically british bardfinn :pepewtf:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168250F3X3c8NeAJKPYg.webp

Giving away condoms makes us popular :soysnoo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251IQJ6rltbN2MEOA.webp

We may not have high speed rail but at least we have rap :marseysoypoint2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251UMjlFvBa8Ukg1A.webp

Black people are cool :marseysoyhype:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173816825146TLHtlt6dXtJw.webp

More censorship please :soysnooseethe:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251ETpRFIbSrJXf6A.webp

Trump is so dumb he's gonna do this tarded thing bc I don't like him :soyjakwow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251QdPktNiadb6vqA.webp

Long covid is real actually :soyjakanimeglasses:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251wHk6n_jNNyVPNA.webp

What a life :taygrimacing:

This is all from the past day, she literally can't stop poooooosting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251CkhEjmvZt5e1ug.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251dq4pL90khJdaDQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168251P9gSie1edu3GfA.webp

Double digit posts daily for four years. Basically a crack addict. At least she pays aevann's bills :marseyladybugshrug:

Conclusion:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738168250j0LKSB-k9iobpQ.webp

!nooticers !metashit

Community Note by @Impassionata

Reddit Γ©migrΓ© calls out other reddit Γ©migrΓ© for being reddit; redditry everywhere.

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Community Note by @Hopalong_McGurk

arran is a groomercordcute twink :marseybacktodiscord:

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Diablo 1 sucks. Don't belive the boomers

Do you hear that sound? The creaking and groaning? That was the sound of all of the people who played this game 30 years ago rising from their coffin to defend its honor.

I don't think it is worth it gramps as this game has aged so poorly it should be laid to rest with you. And I'm not just talking about the graphics or overall polish, there is barely even a game there.

There are almost no decisions to make in terms of your build. Almost optimal stat choices can be described in anywhere from a sentence to a word depending on which one of the 3 classes you chose (hint the magic user puts points into magic). Even the fights barely have you making any decisions. Early levels with the warrior have you sitting in a doorway wacking who ever comes in range while later levels have you chugging potions because dodging is 100% impossible. Playing a mage is more interesting as you have a sizable selection of spells but half of them are just Blast Baddie Fire or Blast Baddie Ice and you just find which one is better and stick with that.

The one place where user choice does come into play is the itemization. You get many different magic items throughout the game which can have pretty interesting upsides. Its not perfect and it definitely doesn't make up for the rest of the game though.

That isn't to say the game is all bad. The visuals aren't perfect but some of the enemies have pretty cool death animations. But even the best of this game isn't especially good, there are hundreds of games that have better visuals, fallout 1 is a good example of another sprite based isometric game that looks much better.

Also the Sorcerer is BIPOC, DEI much? :marseychud:

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@Sphereserf3232 @Sphereserf3235 @Sphereserf3233 @Spheresf3233 asked me to post commie infighting and I remembered that this drama is pretty funny, and I think doesn't require any knowledge of theory or anything

the Twitter account @SxarletRed https://x.com/SxarletRed has been annoying a lot of people lately with her r-slurred views

see: this tweet

basically she is saying that you shouldn't judge people for using doordash or whatever, which sounds fine on the surface, especially when you're talking about the wider population, but it's r-slurred if you call yourself a communist and defend getting your groceries delivered everyday

this has been kind of big topic in general that drives me crazy bc someone (r-slurred) will complain about how their grocery delivery was wrong, someone else will say um idk go to the store yourself?? and then people like SxarletRed here will jump out of the woodwork to defend them and say what about people with disabilities!!! what about the elderly!!!!! stop alienating people!!!!!! even tho it obviously doesnt apply to the fat lazy loser complaining about their doordash driver

Anyway. I guess she's been annoying people with these views for a while and has a hate fan club neow hence these posts

there was some pearl clutching that some commies were celebrating the fires in LA and got darn lmao these are the people calling you joyless

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17372171026vcYdga6h3t5Jg.webp

HECKIN BASED :marseygivecrown:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737217102mIKHfcVHU4l7NQ.webp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhLYWPqWkAAOxE_?format=jpg&name=medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhLYWPqW0AAco6I?format=jpg&name=medium

>my movement isn't joyless 🀣🀣

beyond parody :marseyemojirofl:

obviously it's nice to travel and I do it to, but her response here is specifically directed at people suffering from over-tourism asking people not to vacation there. there are a lot of places around the world that are trying to increase tourism that you can go to instead and saying no ethical consumption under capitalism!! :soyjaktantrum: is such a lazy defense

I think it's one thing to be talking to normies and yeah don't yell at them for going to hawaii or whatever but idk mb self professed communists should hold themselves to a higher standard??? and there's some things you can't avoid like it's hard to buy all fair-trade and organic and it's a scam anyway etc but equating that with ordering delivery everyday and things you absolutely can avoid is r-slurred

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhLi4qXWcAAQivl?format=jpg&name=large

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737217102vK3Wq70ldmbrYw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737217102kTb6VMKElJ9PbA.webp

as you can see nobody is saying don't go on vacation or that you have to be perfect, just that if you're going to spend all day tweeting that you're commie then maybe try not to exploit the poor

:marseythinkorino:

in conclusion

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17372171034jH-mhCj7Y-x1A.webp

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NEW AWARD ADDED TOO DETAILS INSIDE MARSEY MEDIA PLAYER IS NOW PLAYING AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY PAGE

Please thank @Kongvann for this or else

Also there's a new furry award in the shop, as you can see here on this post :marseycatgirl: not limited to just the house! Now everyone can dabble in yiffing OwO

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738718287F5Nk5hr7eU7TbA.webp

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i wasn't aware the yank plane crash was this serious :marseywtf: :marseywtf: :marseywtf:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737829505p0EbDVahB4MlQA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17378295058JB-3PZN8WAk2A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737829505682nfArgvskpSw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737829505X1Jgn31ewzzpAg.webp

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1i964km/deadmau5_calls_out_fellow_dj_3lau_for_playing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/EDM/comments/1i93m83/deadmau5_going_straight_for_3laus_jugular/

:marseybluecheck:

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made a new ping group please apply and then leave a comment here about your fighting ability if you'd like to be considered for membership

badmen and saiyans ONLY

!saiyans

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Wholesome s*x worker decides to search for a life partner on Twitter so she can become a stay at home mom [SURVEY INSIDE]

https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/dkuryfl/run

We NEED as many dramatards as possible filling this out. If you're a lonely virgin then THIS IS YOUR FRICKING CHANCE !personalarmy !incels @lankyhands

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Most impressive civil "servant" on suicide watch :marseyfilmingdeath:

					
					

>the very backbone of American government, the HR of all HR ...

:marseyeyelidpulling:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693rJNXcRZ8vPJwZg.webp

You, working honestly :marseysulk:

Government KING clicking delete on a legitimate email (most work xhe's done this week) :ratvibe:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693W98GCuhAes7xdA.webp

They're too nice :marseycrying:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693AnTyooMlwHXKvw.webp

Smartest fed :pepewtf:


Dipshit deep dive!

Meet /u/aqua410, Baltimore bureaucrat par excellence

Given the area code and how much she loves her sassy black woman gifs, you'd think she's one herself...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693wopqIQJGhPfdEA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693-kSmW9vpXMpskw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693QseOyCBGM-Tp9w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023693-hWCwV7Kv00Jcg.webp

PSYCH!

Balding white b-word :pepewtf:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694slZF_5SkAWjzNQ.webp

Probably lightskin tho

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380236945Dj5038WvMYffw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694zNTsIq_TkBQh-g.webp

Besides not knowing how to google "metadata", she's doesn't know FB owns whatsapp:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694UQIN3D3Gk0nrRQ.webp

Or why people don't just hack Elon Muskrat out of existence :marseyrick:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695jIkZT7-Qc32tsw.webp

Life is hard for a black woman in tech :marseysadge:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695NwZtEYG6ZcMo-Q.webp

She makes up for that small lapse by being extremely knowledgeable on laws:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695pkZ9iGfv-4KT-w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695owM5nJeBFz9MbA.webp

:marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695_LRbs_1uJKm6-g.webp

:marseythonk:

Early life

Jews take great pride in being ΧžΧΧžΧ™Χ Χ™Χ Χ‘Χ Χ™ ΧžΧΧžΧ™Χ Χ™Χ "believers, the sons of believers" - an unbroken lineage of faith in and loyalty to G-d from the times of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Similarly, this middle aged mammy is unfireable, the daughter of unfireables:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694zQD692sSBR2kHQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694cbdWekDcGIRo_Q.webp

Sadly, they're not supportive enough of her having to... go back to work :marseyrain:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695v0_ynxU4ETvy_g.webp

She shuffles around lazily between agencies

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694UZ3VrTBFkMvbqA.webp

Deleting every email she doesn't like

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694iKZFAH2A3kPapQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694ctrQgrKXsEq_HQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023695DsrR-EWXsOcUHw.webp

Pooping up everything she touches

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694n8kT3KLrtIbCsA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694hmEB3TqhDAlyxg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738023694eRLEKEkRCxU2cg.webp

Unfortunately, the country will fall apart if we can't reach her after 3:30 pm :marseydepressed:


Weigh in!

Which of the following metaphors best describes the role of HR in an organization?

  • backbone

  • visceral fat

  • metastasized stage 4 lymphoma

:marseybeanquestion:

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Daddy ORDERS prices to go down :marseydarktrump:

I hereby order the heads of all executive departments and agencies to deliver emergency price relief, consistent with applicable law, to the American people and increase the prosperity of the American worker.

https://media.tenor.com/uAq3dVk0LkoAAAAx/office-the.webp

Checkmate, egg prices. :marseyshapiro:

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Homeless encampment keeps local residents from using park : chicago

					
					
					
	

				
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Booze Cruiser goes 130mph so he can see his Marsey sooner :marseybow:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739051581PWLQUBd3APWV-Q.webp

:waowbased#:

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Cavity vaccine
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@JimieWhales doxx

Looking good, queen!

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New chudface just dropped

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739145596CnL3aVFkjPMnoA.webp

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SECDEF goes for a run, libtards think he should be more unhealthy

They should be more fat and black like SECDEF Austin and go out of commission for a week without telling anyone because they can't take care of their body.

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:soyjaktantrum: Why is Tesla stocks not collapsing? : stocks :soyjaktantrum:

					
					
					
	

				
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!goyslopenjoyers revolt when one slopper calls for x links to be banned

These are all upmarseyd and all aside from 1 pro-ban comment is downvored, idk what they're putting in the slop but it's turning the !goyslopenjoyers into !chuds

Are there even X links posted to this sub? I did a quick look and couldn't find any

No there are not, but it wont stop people from downmarseying you.


I heard that Musk was so upset about r/stupidfood blocking X that he changed his mind and is now Jewish.

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Its virtue signaling. Ppl like being part of the mob. Makes them feel like they're part of something. I agree with you. Don't need a policy for it. It's laughable. Ppl take themselves too serious over the internet. We're taking about stupid foods here.

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi

You're not doing anything by going around Reddit saying nazis are bad. I know it probably feels like you're in the streets punching Nazis whenever you post these comments but you're just being obnoxious and come off as a virtue signaling weirdo.


Lame. This shit is killing Reddit. Here's a newsflash - China invested in Reddit and they have actual slaves. So, be consistent and ban yourself or sit down.

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Frick off. We all know this is some political bullshit that would be forgotten in 5 minutes if people could just stop whining for that long.


And of course, the mod's response:

Way ahead of you, we're just finding the best way to go about that

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Some music while you read:

and/or the original:

(ctrl + v):

Zizian Murdercult summary, for those out of the loop

I know a bunch of people who were involved or adjacent, including someone who accidentally got some footage.

The summary below is based on talking to these people, looking at court documents, reading blog posts, etc. (I was also at the protested CFAR reunion and knew Daniel)

More info at the bottom (especially for journ*lists who would like interviews)

Pre-2019

Curtis Lind allows people to live in trailers and containers on his Vallejo, CA property, initially offering affordable housing to artists, woodworkers, and electricians. Over time, some tenants stop paying rent and are later referred to as "The Cult" by neighbors. The cult consists of Ziz (Jack LaSota), Emma Borhanian, Somni (Alexander Leatham), and Gwen Danielson.

Separately, at some point Ziz attends a workshop by CFAR, which is a nonprofit focusing on behavioral psychology and AI.

2019

November 2019: CFAR bans Ziz and Gwen from their alumni reunion, partly due to fears of violence.

November 2019: Ziz, Emma, Somni and Gwen protest at the reunion with accusations of bad decision theory (it's complicated) and transphobia. (All four of them are trans).

The protestors get arrested for blocking entrances (while there are children on the grounds) and wearing Guy Fawkes masks. They're released on bail.

2021

August 2021: Ziz advocates for "airlocking" (a sci-fi term for killing) various people in blog comments and claims many people seek "suicide by Ziz." Ziz runs a blog which appears to be the primary attractor for this community. They claim that people have two hemispheres, and are either non-good, single-good, or double-good (very rare, which Ziz herself is). Ziz advocates for a ruthlessly enforced altruism towards all living creatures, and to follow the principle that it's never valid to surrender. She promotes the punishment of "non-good" people, particularly those who are not vegans.

2022

February 2022: Jamie Zajko, a close friend of Ziz, claims that Ziz threatens to kill Jamie, if Jamie does not kill Jamie's girlfriend and provide proof of it.

April 2022: Gwen Danielson, one of the protestors, stops appearing for court hearings, and their lawyer suggests they have died.

July 2022: A different friend of this group commits suicide and cites ideas from Ziz's blog in their suicide note. Ziz appears to suggest their ideas caused the suicide.

August 2022: Ziz fakes her own death in a boating accident and stops showing up to court hearings. The Coast Guard conducts a search for her, but finds no body. An obituary is released.

November 2022: Emma Borhanian is killed by Curtis Lind during a violent altercation at his Vallejo property. Somni stabs Lind with a sword, and Lind shoots both Somni and Emma. Lind is stabbed dozens of times and loses an eye. Lind's account is that they had been threatening him for some time, and one day requested he come fix a leak. They hit him from behind, and when he woke up they were attempting to cut off his head (he has scarring consistent with this claim). He then shot Emma and Somni in self defense. His friend claims upon entering the trailer afterwards he found surgical equipment and chemicals he believes were intended to dissolve Lind's body. Somni and Suri Dao are arrested. Ziz and Gwen are seen at the scene, alive. It seems likely Gwen had faked their own death earlier to escape court appearances, much as Ziz had.

November 2022: Somni attempts to escape from jail (twice).

2023

January 2, 2023: Richard and Rita Zajko are found dead from homicide in their Pennsylvania home from gunshot wounds. Their daughter Jamie Zajko was associated with Ziz, and we suspect the homicide was an attempt to gain money (several million dollars) from inheritance. Police also suspect Ziz is involved in the murder. Police also suspect Daniel Blank, an associate of Ziz, is involved in the murder. Blank has not been seen since and we suspect he's dead.

January 13, 2023: Ziz is arrested in Pennsylvania for "obstructing administration of law" and "disorderly conduct." Ziz eventually makes bail (in June) and stops showing up to court. We suspect that the arrest was indirectly related the murders, and that the police didn't have enough evidence to make a full charge.

2025

January 17, 2025: Curtis Lind (who was set to serve as the primary witness in his assault case) is stabbed to death outside his Vallejo property. A man named Maximilian Snyder is later arrested for this murder. The previous year, he applied for a marriage license with a woman named Teresa Younblut, who was in contact with Ziz.

January 20, 2025: Teresa Youngblut and a man named Felix Baukholt are stopped while driving by U.S. Border Patrol in Vermont. They end up in a shootout, and Baukholt and a border patrol agent dies. Police find tactical gear, firearms, and burner laptops in the car. According to the police, an unnamed person who purchased the firearms used in this shooting is also a suspect in the Pennsylvania Zajko murders. We think this is likely to be Jamie Zajko, given that the shooting is in the same town that Jamie Zajko has a registered address (Coventry, Vermont).

That's it so far. We still don't know the whereabouts of the people in this story who aren't either dead or in custody, and we sort of expect them to continue doing murders.

1. If you're a journ*list and want to get in contact with people around the community/rationalist scene who knows the people involved, you can fill out this form and your contact info will be shared around our networks

2. My friend, trying to interview Lind about something else, ended up getting a bunch of footage of him talking about the attack. If you're a journ*list or documentarian interested in this footage, please reach out to him here

3. The above timeline is collected from sources the community has accumulated here.

It also has some high-confidence guesses made by people familiar with those involved. Please doublecheck all claims yourself.

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Foid LARPer (literal, not a :marseytrain2:) experiences full contact autism

					
					

Fascinating thread. Could actually be a :marseytrain2:, but you know what I mean.

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