!tmz

!poll_voters

Who's winnin' son?

Orange site: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40417828

Reddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/hardware/duplicates/1cwlp9n/microsoft_announces_an_armpowered_surface_laptop/

Some benchmarks here, doesn't look bad but nothing ground breaking either

https://signal65.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/NewSurfaceLaptop2024_Signal65LabInsights.pdf

With how long the Snapdragon Elite took to roll out, I'm expecting nothing but disappointment in the real world

!metashit !nooticers

🇺🇸MICROPLASTICS FOUND IN HUMAN TESTICLES

Researchers found microplastics in all 23 human testicles and 47 dog testicles tested.

Human testicles had 330 micrograms of plastic per gram of tissue, almost three times higher than dogs. Polyethylene and PVC were the most common… pic.twitter.com/uv4BLboy0b

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 21, 2024

THEY ARE TURNING the frogs YOU GAY

But the already-shocking story took a radical turn yesterday, after a lawyer and politician for the right-wing AfD party made a lengthy post on X claiming he had evidence that Neumaier had been procuring young boys for sexual abuse.

Rene Dierkes, a Member of the Bavarian State Parliament, stated that he was planning on having criminal charges pressed against Neumaier after obtaining the screenshots — some of which he posted to social media.

In the post, Dierkes describes the chats he had reviewed in graphic detail.

“The chat begins with selfies of Neumaier (FDP). The sender of the other side, an account with an Arabic name in Arabic script, interacts as a trader,” Dierkes wrote. “Neumaier … first says that ‘he' has arrived and that ‘the little one' is ‘nice and tight' and that he will ‘send him back tomorrow.' The Arab replies that he doesn't have the ‘new job' until 2 p.m. the next day. Neumaier could therefore take his time. Neumaier … replied that he would bring the boy back by 10 a.m. at the latest.”

Dierkes continues, writing that “the next day, Neumaier (FDP) says that the night had been ‘awesome' and that “the boy would now go home if he ‘could walk.'” Dierkes says Neumaier noted he had given the child an “extra tip” of 100 Euros.

The child s*x trafficker then reportedly offered Neumaier two 9-year-olds, saying he could “completely destroy” them. According to Dierkes, Neumaier responded, “Two x 9 is 18, so legal? Boring…”

The next reply from the account purported to belong to Neumaier clarifies: “But I would like a 6 year old like that (no negroes!)”

Yesterday afternoon, Neumaier filed a criminal complaint against unknown persons alleging blackmail and claiming that he was being extorted for money.

Dierkes has since deleted his shocking post, noting that a criminal investigation was underway and that Neumaier had complained that his life was was in danger, but the AfD politician seemingly continues to stand by his belief that the chats were genuine. Today, Dierkes said that he had confirmed Neumaier had been at an address discussed in the chats during the day and time exchanged, and that a witness “would confirm this under oath.”

Drink lots of water. When your stomach is full of water there's no room for food!

Become a vegetarian, not just pretend. It gives you an excuse to not eat certain foods (helps with parents), and meat is high in fat anyway.

Fat free chocolate milk is good for sweet cravings.

Set some rules for yourself.

Diet pills. Might be dangerous, but you're not dieting to be healthy your dieting to be thin.

When you get the urge to snack. Start cleaning! Use chemicals for the gross smell to help curb hunger.

Sugar-free gum is still your best friend.

Don't eat out!!

Don't eat anything you don't know the nutritional value of.

Drink lots of tea.

Chew your food until it dissolves.

Sparkling water, or Crystal Clear. It fills you up more.

If you don't know how to give more weight to your argument just hit them with the "I'm neurodivergent and one of my neurodivergent traits is that my opinions are more virtuous than yours" card

A message from Studio Head Dom Matthews ahead of our launch tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/IH98qP9evv

— Ninja Theory (@NinjaTheory) May 20, 2024

Note that they're hiding all the comments pointing this out

Will you be playing hellblade 2?

Not nearly enough boy kissing

Also, I hated it.

We even had a 'p scare and all he could manage was a pithy unrelated comment.

Oklahoma = poor dont overthink it

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I hope Kyle finds anything at all

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Jaundic eyes

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let's do it!

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Meth filter

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Step one is don't be single fatty

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Celibacy

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Facebook is so darn good

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!coomers