None
Reported by:
6
It's a fricking beautiful Monday evening. LET'S LOOK AT SHIT [Bowel Movement Beauty Contest Voting Thread]

I really should just make these contests weekend-to-weekend because I don't do shit on weekdays and I GOT A fricking COLD so I was fricking practicing self-care by watching Netflix for four days (Dead Boy Detectives is SO fricking cute omg gais).

The fricking turnout for this bowel movement contest was a fricking lot greater than the fricking last one so I am going to assume you're all either BROKE or just more FULL OF SHIT than usual. Entries are fricking below. They are fricking submitted in no specific order and without usernames so as to avoid fecal matter related NEPOTISM (though you can just go look because they're all like THERE).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714430670970464.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306739630723.webp

&

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306741709607.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306764805093.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306790778816.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306812061703.webp

If I forgot your shit and you are fricking all upset about it please DM me with a fricking link and I'll add it in and provide a'lil something as an apology.

PRIZES

Winner will be fricking gifted 20kMB.

Second runner up will be fricking gifted 10kMB

A fricking third prize of 5KMB will be fricking granted to who I believe had the fricking most interesting and artistic shit. This award is fricking entirely at my discretion.

All participants will be fricking granted entrance to the fricking extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.

All participants will be fricking granted this very ugly badge:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713746713585262.webp

VOTING ENDS TUESDAY @ 8PM EST

xoxo

None
Reported by:
  • Arran : attention seeking NlGGER
-8
I relapsed with self-harming

The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding :marseyslipperyslope: dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp :marseybackstabsjw: razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white :marseypolarbear: and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.

Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels :marseyvapecrying: like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.

None
1
is this a moid or a foid ?

Source account: https://instagram.com/tkk220/

None
Reported by:
1
:changedaworld:
None
Reported by:

Figured I'd help out last second and fly back to California. Flight connection got cancelled so offered to do telehealth but said I'd be a couple hours late and have to cancel some appointments. Apparently the response is cancel 5 more appointments and just be a peepee to somebody with privileges trying to help out? We didn't even agree on payment outside of the flight they got fully refunded for. I know we're not exactly on good terms given I've fired their best friend, hated her and responded negatively to her getting the job behind her back but she reached out to me and shit just didn't work out. Life happens sometimes.

None
None
None
None
None
None
Reported by:
4
Updated CDWO CSS two include pizza status
a[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM"] > span, a[href="/@pizzashill-21238"] > span, .replying-to-21238{
    font-size: 0px !important;
    padding: 0 !important;
}
a[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM"]:has(span):after, a[href="/@pizzashill-21238"]:has(span):after, .replying-to-21238:after{
    content: "CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM";
    font-size: 12px;
}

!codecels !metashit !friendsofpizzashill

None
Reported by:
3
Monday night drunk thread

Sobered up enough for work this morning and patients were not happy with my plan. Neuroblastoma obviously got kicked back to pedes next week and upset saying he's an adult; acute leukemia patient was, for lack of a better word, pissed at my plan to change his treatment plan and to RTC with a pede onc in 4 weeks after completing 7+3 round and waiting on FLT3 status resulting in him just screaming at me for an hour. Y'all need to calm down, I just wanted to go home and drink a frick ton of four loko.

None
3
Rashmika being cute
None
Reported by:
  • ChristoffWChanderson : "Garry admitting he's an alcoholic" is the only truth he ever says
  • Garry_chess_banevasion : Have I ever disagreed that I was an alcoholic outside of periods where I tried to not be one?
2
Thursday night drunk thread

Boyfriend is sadly still a wage slave and has to go out of town for the next week tomorrow morning. Figured we may as well get drinks but forgot how much he doesn't want to do this. I'm 3 beers in and he's shit faced drunk on tequila shots. Already passed him off to a friend that lives next to the airport so hopefully he sobers up but wouldn't mind him being β€˜sick' and we can just chill/frick this week.

None

!nwahs Make sure to educate tribunaltards whenever they spread misinformation :soyjakanimeglasses:


@RWBY stand with Israel in their quest against the mongrel dogs of the Empire

None
Reported by:
14
decapitated bird head

I'm so mad about pojom leaving me that I decided to behead this bird in a fit of rage

@pizzashill-15744 !rottingcorpses what is your opinion

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142522094437306.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142522125172043.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142522162148519.webp

None
None
None
None
3
need crypto to pay my child support

Thanks

Bitcoin

3MMKHXPQrGHEsmdHaAGD59FWhKFGeUsAxV

Ethereum

0xeA4DA3F9BAb091Eb86921CA6E41712438f4E5079

None
Reported by:
  • FreedomforIsrael : Groomercord user
  • X : Rule 4
  • DaddyReagan : groomercord posting
  • CHUDLORD : I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
  • JollyJihad : Join our groomercord server and get AIDS and -ACK
  • UncleAbortion : Wow it is so much better than the website! No annoying losers!
  • King_K_Rool : :sharkymegalodon: #FreeGrue
  • collectijism : Stupid link banned me. I hate this website. I can't wait to tell the fbi I
  • Rankine_911 : this is entrapment :marseyglow2:
  • IanMurdock : Where is my badge?!
  • Konggles : I forgot what I'm reporting but i know there's some type of misia going on here I can feel it
44
Join our official groomercord server and get an exclusive badge

trans lives matter

None
Reported by:
4
You know it's true, strags

@Picos_ice_cream stand with Israel... until @Picos_ice_cream's chudding ends!

None
4
Saturday night drunk thread

Never let drunk me agree to things. Agreed to a 100/200 HORSE poker game and I fricking hate HORSE when sober and I barely know how to play so I guess I'm just sitting/folding most hands. I also only know the inviter. Flights next week are also stupidly expensive :marseyraging:

Thank god boxed wine is keeping me somewhat mentally regulated.

None
4
:marseydead:
None
Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.