Hell is seeing the person you could have been. pic.twitter.com/rnVMW6LM68

— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) April 22, 2024

Why didn't you breed with me m'lady

35?

A drunk businesswoman who glassed a pub drinker after he wrongly guessed her age has been spared jail after a female judge said 'one person's banter may be insulting to others'.

Mother-of-one Joanne Dodd, 39, flew into a rage and attacked Carl Cooper after he suggested she was 43 in the beer garden of the Unicorn pub in Manchester city centre on September 9 last year.

Mr Cooper fled to the potty in a bid to get away from the heated situation, but when he came out Dodd ran towards him and twice shoved her wine glass in his face.

He was left with a four inch laceration to his face, narrowly missing his eye, and an injury to his thumb.

When quizzed Dodd, who runs a firm which organises children's sleepover parties, said she was suffering from 'low self esteem' at the time and said the banter was 'disobliging' towards her.

43?

https://old.reddit.com/r/boysarequirky/comments/18s1c0r/these_ryan_gosling_memes_need_to_stop/?sort=controversial

I was trying to find that 'you are not Ryan gosling' meme where it's trump saying 'wow I'm just hearing this for the first time', and while searching for it I stumbled on the most humorless subreddit I've ever seen, /r/boysarequirky.

Some of the comments about this innocuous Ryan Gosling meme:

It's lovely how these men cry about men's mental health getting ignored while downplaying and dismissing women's mental health in the very same sentence. “Oh everybody cares about women when they're sad” horseshit. I got no support from people around me when I was at my lowest. It's just hilarious how out of touch men are. They don't know anything about women and yet their arrogance leads them to believe they do.

Sounds like you're just unlovable lol, skill issue

I actually feel like it's the opposite…men are coddled and women's feelings are dismissed…we just cultivate deeper friendships with one another once in a while where we listen to each other cry

One of my exes cut off her best friend of 15 years over something so petty I literally can't even remember what it was, ten years later.

One time when I was a kid on summer break, I didn't speak for almost an entire month and nobobdy noticed.

Fr tho, I'm more worried about their Patrick Bateman love.

Lol they're onto you, sigma males

Why do the guys making these sort of memes always seem to assume women are incapable of enjoying a bit of alone time? It's so bizarre to me. Plenty of women are introverted and/or enjoy having time to themselves. Not speaking to anyone for an hour doesn't sound lonely. it sounds ideal, honestly.

It's a meme you dip. Im starting to think women can have autism too.

That sub is full of funny threads like this. if anyone likes seeing femcels getting mad at scenarios they made up in their head, and trying to comprehend humor this sub is for you.

BTW if someone has that trump gosling meme pls post it I'll send coins.

RIP to

@AuntyAbortionButTrans

@UncleAbortionWorkAccount

@pennyoaken

@MistressGigglez

All shadowbanned probably due to @Lappland's false allegations linking them to transb-word.

Also who the frick is @UncleAbortionSneedAccount you got caught up in this anyway r-slur.

If this account gets shadowed remember my last words:

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non-binary identifies are valid.

@Grue you're a snitch and a liar and I hold you responsible for this.

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— Megh Updates 🚨™ (@MeghUpdates) April 23, 2024

Do gooks get a pass on growing the neckbeard?

Is that why the Talibs harass the Hazaras

I know no doxing but is there a point otherwise where it's too far

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

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— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) April 23, 2024

THIS IS THE 20TH FICKING TIME I TOOK THE CORRECT OPTION JUST TO LOSE MT SHIT. THE ODDS ARE FIXED AND ITS RIGGED AND THE ADMINS ARE CUTE TWINKS

He says look how many khohols are around than screams ultra pro khohols slogans and then as you hear a lot of men voices replies and he says a whole brigade, fricking heroes

Yeah they all pro khoholsstan yet nobody wants to hold Ocheretyne or Bakhmut:

I just got banned on reddit again. Bets on how long it lasts?

The social contract does not demand that he involves himself. His obligation ends at calling the authorities. https://t.co/uGjoMWZE2i

— Carl Benjamin (@Sargon_of_Akkad) April 23, 2024

BUY TODAY FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $9,420! https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/

https://old.reddit.com/r/gundeals/comments/1cb4uh8/other_thermonator_flamethrower_quadruped_robot/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefence/comments/14fx6gf/so_when_are_we_sending_these_to_ukraine/?sort=controversial

Bideo

Throwflame unveils robot dog Thermonator — with flamethrower attached

A company have unveiled a robot dog companion — with flamethrower attached.

Throwflame say the Thermonator is the first-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog.

The Ohio-based firm have announced the $9,420 bot is available for purchase by the general public and government agencies for the first time.

The Thermonator can be remotely operated by wifi or bluetooth to fire jets of fire up to 30ft.

Able to avoid obstacles and leap through the air, the device has laser sighting and can operate for an hour.

Throwflame suggest the robot can be used for wildfire control and prevention, entertainment shows or even clearing snow and ice from your driveway.

A chilling video shows a Thermonator creeping through a forest before torching its surroundings.

Throwflame say: “This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere!”

!fellas !burgers

!familyman