So I met Jerry Seinfeld because he likes to see a movie before theaters open (so he doesn't get mobbed by strangers) and my company was happy to oblige. We never charged him anything we just asked he tip the person who opens the theater for him. That was me.

Cont'd https://t.co/L0OIBNkHk4

— JANUS! AT THE DISCO! (@ItsAuntieChrist) May 13, 2024

Yikes victim blaming in my wholesome lynch mob? I don't think so chud:

More celeb gossip plz:

!tmz

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— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) May 14, 2024

I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.

I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t

— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

(https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

Blud got doxxed

(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

anime avatar

Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeг babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

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He locked it, kitty

A scene so awkward and stupidly written that it created an entire ecosystem of memes. https://t.co/J40TDwdFzw

— Leman Walters (@LemanWalters) May 13, 2024

!kino

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Update I will no longer be checking out stellaris https://t.co/hJgHpQmD1F pic.twitter.com/P7styCjsxt

— Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin 🐀 (@VoicesByZane) May 10, 2024

It's fundamentally disrespectful to artists

that's exactly why people are pro AI

Please CA, do it

LMAO

Canada's population is going supernova. The country added 410,000 working age people in the first 4 months of 2024, a 47% increase over last year.
National Bank chart: pic.twitter.com/iXWGpuN0iR

— ForexLive (@ForexLive) May 16, 2024

Leafs are literally being replaced by Indians

Very first job, in a room full of senior dudes, I was told to “make the elves sexier” and when I did that as elegantly as possible w max respect to established lore & worldbuilding I was told “no, like a stripper” and “I can send you reference lol” and I’ve never forgotten https://t.co/IeoLGGMkN0

— Nicholas Kole (@FromHappyRock) May 10, 2024

noooo you can't make me draw sexy elves in exchange for money

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Random question, why does it matter at all? She's still a person and she's asking for advice on her looks. You just attack people that you perceive as beneath you or something? If she asks for advice, give the girl advice. You don't have to go to her profile. Just use the images that she provided. (-25)

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He's dumber than a bag of hammers then. (-8)

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Because “she” isn't asking for advice. “She” is pretending to, just as an advertisement for her OF or other porn platform. Even if it's not posted in their profile, you PM them and I guarantee they will give you a link. And “she” is in quotes because usually it's a guy stealing pictures from someone. (9)

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