!dramatards !oldstrags

5300 comments of seethe over the fact that none of these r-slurs know what a bird hotdog is.

This post has it all.

Seething burgers:

seething aussies:

I'm crying at all of these 😭😭😭😭😭 they were so spot on pic.twitter.com/gjMQOHyWkz

— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) May 17, 2024

Someone posted this gay teachoid tiktok making fun of blacc student attire/behaviour

this caused a spergfite between lards and poors, as well as olds and children: https://twitter.com/itsjustfatimah/status/1791576838394818780

it's because of the morning, it's because they can only afford 1 piece of clothing, it's because of the s-xhavers

europeepee don't understand what it's like to attend school for 6 hours a day:

https://twitter.com/judeochrstn/status/1791801321680748858

let people enjoy pajamas, only pajamas are comfortable

they're wearing pajamas because they're so focused on learning, and maybe they took a shower then put their pajamas back on

idk why they can't just say it's a teenage fashion choice and move on instead of making up a billion r-slurred reasons to justify it, but it's kind of funny

OP

EDIT: Thanks for the perspectives everyone - l did not expect this to blow up and I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed with the vastly different responses (thank you to those who treated my question as genuinely not stupid). I think my main takeaway is that while not everyone thinks not showering every day is objectively disgusting, I can be taking more steps to make absolutely sure I don't smell bad so I'm considerate of others. It was helpful for me to see all the factors people consider when making their showering decisions. Since the people in my life are eager to hug me, choose to sit close to me, select me for people-facing leadership roles, and are very honest in every other area of my life, I'm choosing to continue doing what's right for me and make more drastic changes if I see evidence otherwise.

I (F25) typically shower every 2-3 days. When I say I don't shower every day, I mean I do not step into a shower at all, not just skipping washing my hair. My curly hair doesn't really get greasy, but if it does, I hide it with different hairstyles and accessories. I don't sweat often, always wear a scented deodorant, and just work an office job with a few days remote.

A few days ago I saw a post absolutely blasting people who don't shower every single day, and many people even said they shower multiple times a day. The comment section was pretty unanimous and I'm feeling self conscious about this, especially because I've always had an almost nonexistent sense of smell. My boss also made a comment (EDIT: in a conversation completely unrelated to hygiene) assuming everyone showers every day and I lied and went along with it.

My ADHD brain can't fathom doing such a taxing routine every single day. I also hear that it's not great for your skin and hair to shower every day and the WHO doesn't even recommend showering every day. Are daily showers just a thing in the USA? Do I actually have poor hygiene and everyone just bears with me?

It depends on the person. If you have BO then you need to shower more. If not then it's fine

The tough part is that I can't tell. Anytime I ask my husband, who's probably nose blind to me, he just shrugs and says “you smell like you, and it isn't a bad smell.” Not very helpful lol.

Oh look, it's married to another

I was told I smelled "unwashed" a few times at work, and the last time I was told that I said truthfully "but I showered 3 hours ago and put on clean clothes and deodorant"

It turns out it was my bed. I had been sleeping on a mattress that had no sheets for years. Just nasty sweaty unwashed mattress. Replaced the mattress, which was inexpensive because it was a hand-me-down from family, and kept clean sheets on it regularly. The "unwashed" smell went away immediately.

Just average redditor things.

How's you butt and junk? That kinda gets smelly pretty quickly….sitting in it all day long. Farting, wiping in a rush…more sitting…pubic hair gathering food crumbs…

i'm sorry.. food crumbs??

Yeah, food crumbs

my dude are you eating sandwiches in the nude or something?

And many more such revolting stories of redditor hygiene throughout the comments.

https://old.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1crxf42/is_it_really_unacceptable_not_to_shower_every_day/?sort=controversial

!foidmoment

https://twitter.com/TheYungHegelian/status/1409742774258343939

Spoiler alert

Pro

I’ve seen others post about this. So I tried it myself - YES it’s real, BAPHOMET

Mirror one of the images, and piece them together. Look closely

Then also flip that image upside down, look closely

Then also piece together on opposite sides, and look

0.00% this is coincidence pic.twitter.com/vWOpy7vU2x

— Jimmy Corsetti (@BrightInsight6) May 15, 2024

Last pic comes with a longpost:

!schizomaxxxers

also like So foid decided to get job (paid leave) came to job interview and was hiding she is pregnant, it was in directors office, and She signed the contract and start giving birth in that directors office, and The companys now paying her birth leave

Marjorie Taylor Greene ROASTING AOC is the highlight of the night so far 🤣

AOC: “She has to apologize”

MTG: “I’m not apologizing. Why don’t you debate me?”

AOC: “That’s self evident”

MTG: “Yeah, you don’t have enough intelligence”

🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/XBFuIxx9QY

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 17, 2024

Fight fight fight:

Previous exchange:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/1cu3nto/gamestop_files_to_sell_up_to_45_million_shares/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/1cu34pw/cant_wait_to_buy_the_dip_as_soon_as_the_market_is/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/1cu2x9p/gamestop_announces_first_quarter_preliminary/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/1cu3q7p/gamestop_announces_preliminary_first_quarter/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/1cu4i7s/why_this_is_super_bullish_how_we_know_they_wont/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cu346b/that_company_files_to_sell_securities_says_first/?sort=controversial "That company" I guess they're autojannying GME over there

GameStop shares fall 20% after it files to sell additional stock, says first quarter sales dropped

• GameStop will sell up to 45 million common shares in an at-the-market offering.

• The video game retailer reported preliminary results that showed a drop in first-quarter sales.

• The news comes after GameStop's stock surged earlier this week in a brief revival of the meme stock trade.

GameStop shares tumbled 20% Friday after the video game retailer said it plans to sell additional shares and reported preliminary results that showed a drop in first-quarter sales.

In a new regulatory filing, the video game retailer said it will sell up to 45 million class A common shares in an at-the-market offering. The sale comes after GameStop shares surged earlier this week in a brief revival of the meme stock trade.

Meanwhile, in a separate statement, GameStop said it now expects net first-quarter sales in the range of $872 million to $892 million, down from around $1.24 billion in the same quarter last year. Two analysts polled by FactSet said they expected a first-quarter revenue of around $1 billion.

GameStop's first-quarter net loss is expected to be between $27 million and $37 million, narrower than a net loss of $50.5 million in the year-earlier period. The brick-and-mortar company has been grappling with competition from e-commerce-based competitors. In late March, GameStop announced an unspecified number of job cuts to reduce costs.

The rally in GameStop this week appeared to be partially fueled by posts on X from the long-dormant account of “Roaring Kitty,” also known as Keith Gill, one of the key figures in the 2021 meme stock mania. GameStop hit a high of $64.83 per share on Tuesday, up more than 200% from close on May 10.

The rally fizzled out later in the week, with GameStop dropping sharply on Wednesday and Thursday. Shares closed Thursday at just $27.67, down more than 50% from the highs of the week. Net retail trader inflows have been much smaller than the amount seen during the trading frenzy three years ago.

Michael Pachter, a Wedbush analyst covering GameStop, said GameStop is not in a position to be profitable.

“They made $6 million last year and burned cash,” Pachter said. “We expect them to lose $100 million a year going forward. It's a race to see if they can close stores fast enough to limit losses, but they have no plan that would suggest they can grow revenues or profits, and their core business is in decline.”

Pachter has an underperform rating on GameStop and a $5.60 price target.

I'm still looking but according to the 9chuds this is an actual company in the same vein as SweetBabyInc

pic.twitter.com/CBV7hMX5Dp

— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) May 16, 2024

forcing someone to remove their medical device (mask) is assault, and potentially murder. This isn’t “the pendulum swinging the other way” No degree of mask requirements was putting your fucking life at risk, but mask bans will ABSOLUTELY kill people. Grow the fuck up.

— 🍉 anmorata 😷 (@vioIetdrip) May 15, 2024

forcing someone to remove their medical device (mask) is assault, and potentially murder. This isn't “the pendulum swinging the other way” No degree of mask requirements was putting your fricking life at risk, but mask bans will ABSOLUTELY kill people. Grow the frick up.

https://twitter.com/vioietdrip/status/1790744365721371034

Removing a mask is “ potential murder “?

You can't be serious 🤦🏼‍♀️

Well, each time I get covid, I become more disabled. Yes, covid could probably kill me now.

I know you don't believe it hurts you, but not all of your organs have pain receptors. You may not even know you have internal damage.

When it becomes too bad, you'll know then.

Well I truly hope you're ok.

As a nurse I would advise you not to get any boosters.

The medical community isn't being up front with it patients.

I wish you well

Nice, you didn't even listen to me. I GOT DISABLED FROM BEING SICK WITH COVID, nothing to do with the vaccines.

The first time I got covid was BEFORE THERE WERE VACCINES.

https://twitter.com/addiehillman1/status/1790876201965507062

You're a terrible nurse and should quit before you harm someone

Harm them how? By being truthful.

Why do people like you get angry at the truth?

Strange

The truth is vaccines (attenuated/dead virus and mNRA) have done way more good than harm. >>> Trust science, it has more truth than your conspiracy rhetoric.

You do realize the “vax” didn't even pass clinical trials. Why do you think they pushed it through for EU.

Not to mention they have 100% immunity from adverse reactions/deaths.

Young healthy kids having cardiac issues at an alarming rate, &deaths

CDC just redacted 147 report

https://twitter.com/beanwindsor/status/1790888307263410634

https://twitter.com/tailzzzzzz/status/1790813907486933378

Oklahoma = poor dont overthink it

I hope Kyle finds anything at all

Jaundic eyes

let's do it!

Meth filter

Step one is don't be single fatty

Celibacy

Facebook is so darn good

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