The Census results are in and badges have been distributed!

Unfortunately I realized after the first two that I'd been writing "21" instead of "22" for the year and I was too lazy to fix them, so these are rare, limited edition (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) badges. This is reflected in the tooltip when you hover over (or for mobile chads, tap on) the badge and look at its name. Wow!

Those of you who voted correctly and selected Columbine Day have received the coolest badge, the Columbine Enthusiast (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge

This day was a terrible tragedy and set off the epidemic of school shootings still persisting in the West to this day. Many lives were taken, more were ruined that day. Shame on everyone who voted otherwise. You get inferior badges.

The Hitler Day segment of the voting populace received the 21st Century Hitlerite (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It is lackluster, because they should be ashamed of themselves, and it is cast in silver, because they will never be winners.

The Weed Day demographic received this hideous Duterte's Most Wanted (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It looks like butt because I had people trying to trick me into what color is actually green and I got flustered and also weed is gay and so are you. Stop doing drugs, losers.

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LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WHINY CUTE TWINKS AAAAHHHHHHH

https://rdrama.net/stats

requested by @JoeBiden here https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/1769068?context=8#context

it redirects u to a random user that has a profile anthem (for music discovery)

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Easy access in the emergency panel along with similarly important features (see image)

Disabling Fartmode for now

Thank you for participating 🙏🏽

here https://rdrama.net/settings/content#reddit

welcome to the @TED_SIMP update

we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time

it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members

enjoy 🙏🏽

(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)

requested by carp

requested by @KindaCrayCray here https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/1588519?context=8#context

https://rdrama.net/chat

forgot to post this 2 days ago

what does it mean

what does it do

how do you get it

get ready for rDrama's biggest and most exciting event of ALL TIME coming VERY SOON

How long until rDrama collapses? (the answer is at the bottom)

I dont really have much to say about this, aevann asked me to make a glowie award but gave no instructions on what he wanted so I made one and sent it to him. the version thats on the site is different than what I made so idk whats going on with that lol. its looks pretty blurry tbh i'll try and unfrick it tmrw maybe idk

good compromise i think

EDIT: update here https://rdrama.net/post/57177/changelog-restored-country-club-but-reduced

In our continued efforts to trim the unsightly fat created by the short-lived Nu-Ruqqus experiment, we have culled some more Holes. Owners have been compensated 3500 dramacoin for their loss. You’ll notice that this is 1500 less than the 5000 that was offered for a voluntary surrender a few weeks ago. You should have listened.

A list of shuttered Holes (no activity in a week+) follows. An asterisk (*) indicates that it was manually spared by special request. This time.

2balkan4you
2middleeast4you
art
blacklivesmatter
carpathianflorist
cats
cbt
chapotraphouse*
food
forumweapons
funny
gaming
gardening
gayporn*
geopolitics
goldenmarsey*
lgbt*
mapporn
milliondollarextreme*
nature
neoliberal*
nopeepee
platypus*
redpandas
stupidpol
thinspo*
vampire*
vtubers
worldnews
(28 rows)

If you own a Hole and would like to trade it in for 4000dc, let me know in this thread. This sort of generosity is fleeting. If you own a Hole and do not want dc, but want the Hole to continue to exist, I would suggest starting to use it. Manual review will precede the next round of purging and zero-engagement spam will not cut it.

mobile:

desktop:

https://rdrama.net/chat

Chat is in alpha. It may never get out of alpha. We are TRIALING IT for ONE WEEK to see if it hurts the site. Report bugs and suggestions in this thread. Remember to ping @Aevann because I can't do shit.

You liking chat does not mean it will stay after the week is over, nor does it mean it will ever return. We are monitoring metrics that are entirely unrelated to your enjoyment of the chat. Your feelings are of NO CONSEQUENCE SO GET FRICKED.

A quick access button will be added to the mobile bottomnav and the upper desktop pane tomorrow.

Emojis are supported. Images are not, for obvious reasons, though this may be added at a later date.

The 50 most recent messages are visible at present. If you feel this should be increased or decreased (why?), say so after using it and explain your answer.

https://rdrama.net/chat

Rebounds any negative awards you receive (pizzashill, bird site, marsey, ban/grass, flairlock, etc.) back at the sender. Protects you for 10 hours, rebound is the full length. Stealth award - does not show as an active effect, so you can bait people in. Costs 7000dc.

Sorry, I meant to post this an hour ago but I got distracted by larping like I was under the effect of multiple adverse awards oops. I’m just quirky like that I guess haha 🤪

idea and code by @Platy

Aevann is busy with finals and I have full server access

House Furry reigns supreme

or it didn’t work

We’ll see I suppose

Still 140 characters short of the pizza award requirement

Lalalalala

67 to go

Anus

Butthole

Rectum

Sphincter

Cornhole

Pucker

Oh and butthole.