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In our continued efforts to trim the unsightly fat created by the short-lived Nu-Ruqqus experiment, we have culled some more Holes. Owners have been compensated 3500 dramacoin for their loss. You’ll notice that this is 1500 less than the 5000 that was offered for a voluntary surrender a few weeks ago. You should have listened.
A list of shuttered Holes (no activity in a week+) follows. An asterisk (*) indicates that it was manually spared by special request. This time.
2balkan4you
2middleeast4you
art
blacklivesmatter
carpathianflorist
cats
cbt
chapotraphouse*
food
forumweapons
funny
gaming
gardening
gayporn*
geopolitics
goldenmarsey*
lgbt*
mapporn
milliondollarextreme*
nature
neoliberal*
nopeepee
platypus*
redpandas
stupidpol
thinspo*
vampire*
vtubers
worldnews
(28 rows)
If you own a Hole and would like to trade it in for 4000dc, let me know in this thread. This sort of generosity is fleeting. If you own a Hole and do not want dc, but want the Hole to continue to exist, I would suggest starting to use it. Manual review will precede the next round of purging and zero-engagement spam will not cut it.
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hey all,
by popular demand, we made some changes to our code specifically to accommodate lawlzposts. we've made it so that when @MasterLawlz makes a post it gets
automatically stickied for 24 hours
automatically distinguished
automatically flaired
in addition, lawlz pins can't be unpinned by jannies or unpin awards. they are affected by pin awards however, which will add an hour of time to the pin.
they also appear at the top above every other pinned post, regardless of when it was made
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thank you @geese_suck and @hbtz for the css code and @BrokeBackBuck for the idea
- hightensionjapanesegoblin : transphobia and antisemitism
- TedKaczynski : Have it stack to it gets more glowy and Illegible
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I dont really have much to say about this, aevann asked me to make a glowie award but gave no instructions on what he wanted so I made one and sent it to him. the version thats on the site is different than what I made so idk whats going on with that lol. its looks pretty blurry tbh i'll try and unfrick it tmrw maybe idk
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New odds:
5 coin minimum bet.
1% chance of jackpot (12x bet)
4% chance of 5x bet
8% chance of 3x bet
16% chance of 2x bet
12% chance of money back
59% chance of lost bet
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requested by @VILLAIN, made by @geese_suck
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Have your commissionee verify for you with a link to the post (or just link the post if your payment is mentioned) to claim your spiffy new Patron of the Arts badge - the thumbnail for this thread. Suggesting or requesting a Marsey does not count; you have to have paid dramacoin for it.
The Merchant badge went through several revisions to be less and less cheekily Hebrew and the design that finally slipped through our (((censors))) and has been distributed is here:
@Dramarama has been given the unique Artist Laureate badge. You may not have this one.
And there’s also this mysterious little fella whose purpose isn’t ready yet. What does it mean?
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Treasure Boxes
- Treasure boxes now have a chance to appear in posts that do not contain !slots or !blackjack.
- Treasure boxes can either be standard (1% chance, 10-100 DC reward), or special (0.1% chance, 100-1000 DC reward).
- Standard treasure boxes have a 25% chance of being a mimic, which instead eats 10-100 of your DC.
Blackjack
- Blackjack winnings and losses now add to total user winnings.
- Getting a blackjack from the initial deal now correctly pays.
- The dealer's "X" cards now properly show as "10."
DO NOT DO THIS SHIT OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH:
- Goomble : shoes
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Awards will CARRY OVER to next year by the way. They WILL NOT be refunded.
Buy lootboxes though. Get those lootbox badges and spender badges and lootbox badge discounts and spender badge discounts.
If you buy enough of them I might even make more lootbox badges with even further discounts.
- gerudo : the country club requirements are supposed to be secret
- TheOverSeether : Poors OUT!
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requirements for cc are higher. if you were in it before and aren't now, that isn't a bug if you aren't in it anymore. you can still reply to your previous threads i think though
democracy works i guess yay
anyway love you all
edit: just kidding we changed it again to 2k. democracy sucks
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After a painful day of dealing with W3C's shitty fucking API's (uhh i mean great god bless u w3c i love you i love the web), I now introduce: Inline emoji picking
Is it :capybased:... is it :marseycapybara:, is it :capysoren:????? Oh great, time to open the emojo picker and see it- ACK
Gone are those days, just quickly type :capy
and you'll get immediate results.
↓ (down)
and ↑ (up)
to navigate the emoji picker, ⏎ enter
to select the emoji (or you can click it and use the mouse)
The design was heavily inspired my Pleroma's and Githubs. I hope you enjoy this power-dramanaut-friendly feature
If you use a wide-screen monitor, you'll notice the emoji picker is off... I fixed this bug, I am awaiting Aevann to merge this and make live lmao
I am working on auto-scrolling the emoji picker with arrow keys, it might roll out tomorrow
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suggested by @SaveUsUncleTed
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- peepeehands : hat?
- Flak : post
- KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : Moved just in time before the threadpocalypse. Surely someone knew it was coming.
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Casino games are no longer comment-based.
https://rdrama.net/casino is now the place to gamble, and currently has Slots, Blackjack and Lottershe.
As you gamble, you can see your dramacoin and marseybux go up and down without refreshing the page.
New games will be added as time goes on.
New animations, textures, etc will also be added. I know it looks basic AF right now, but I already have some assets that will make it fresher.
All prior comment-based gambling data will be migrated by @Snakes in the next few weeks.
In a future update, each casino game will have a feed of user activity, as well as slots for leaderboard positions.
Also in that update, the badges previously showcased by carp will go live.
To those of you who really liked the social aspect of gambling, such as people gambling in threads with golden marseys, I empathize. It was a tough decision we ultimately agreed on.
NOTE: As of now, wordle is entirely unaffected and is still comment-based.
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We have decided to accede to the demands of the rDrama Tea Party (@uraniumdonger, @Arran, @Tax and @Soren) and have removed @crat’s automatic upvotes of everything @pizzashill posts.
Going forward, my account will automatically upvote everything @pizzashill posts.
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The Census results are in and badges have been distributed!
Unfortunately I realized after the first two that I'd been writing "21" instead of "22" for the year and I was too lazy to fix them, so these are rare, limited edition (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) badges. This is reflected in the tooltip when you hover over (or for mobile chads, tap on) the badge and look at its name. Wow!
Those of you who voted correctly and selected Columbine Day have received the coolest badge, the Columbine Enthusiast (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge
This day was a terrible tragedy and set off the epidemic of school shootings still persisting in the West to this day. Many lives were taken, more were ruined that day. Shame on everyone who voted otherwise. You get inferior badges.
The Hitler Day segment of the voting populace received the 21st Century Hitlerite (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It is lackluster, because they should be ashamed of themselves, and it is cast in silver, because they will never be winners.
The Weed Day demographic received this hideous Duterte's Most Wanted (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It looks like butt because I had people trying to trick me into what color is actually green and I got flustered and also weed is gay and so are you. Stop doing drugs, losers.
And, finally, those of you who voted "Wednesday day" do not get a badge. Of course it's Wednesday. What a boring fricking answer, why would you get rewarded for that? Instead, you've received the (minor) payout from the Census, a paltry like 474 dramacoin. Use it to live a little and maybe get some imagination. God you're dull. Bet you have leftovers on New Years Eve and go to bed at 10:30. Nerds.
- Landlord_Messiah : No. That’s not what I meant
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As per this thread -
https://rdrama.net/post/16567/hi-i-noticed-that-we-had
in honor of Latinx Heritage Month, we are now automatically changing all instances of HlSPANIC and LATIN(O/A) to latinx. Out of respect for our latinx users, this change will not be limited strictly to Latinx Heritage Month and is instead permanent. It is retroactive, as you can see by the removal of LLM’s problematic original word choice.
Thank you @Landlord_Messiah for this request. Thank you everyone who upvoted it. ¡Muchos gracias!