We reported earlier that Aevann's GitHub account got jannied. Still no official word why, but our best guess at present is:

rDrama, being one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, is resilient enough to host our own shit when we get deplatformed. We'd already planned for this inevitability, and we are proud to present our own Gitea instance:

fsdfsd.net

Anyone who wants to contribute code to the site or to host any other rDrama-related Git repo is free to sign up. No more need for a burner GitHub account! We don't verify emails; it just has to be the same as your git config user.email—even if that's a fake address without a mailbox like <username>@fsdfsd.net if you want.

We have to manually approve new accounts—Neko says there's pajeet spammers who target Gitea instances —so ping 'aevann sneks jc' with your fsdfsd username if it takes us more than a couple hours to notice.

For people with existing copies of the site repo, you can git remote set-url <remote> https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama.git. Note also we renamed the default branch from frost to master—if we're off GitHub, we're using the politically-incorrect branch name.

Special thanks to @justcool393 for porting the rDrama midnight.css theme over and Marsifying the site (Marsey comment reactions coming soon), and thanks to @nekobit for inspiring the domain name.

Finally, if anyone wants to speculate wildly about how the GitHub account got jannied, maybe a certain Dr. Oaken who we know watched the GitHub might be to blame.

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It's never been easier to check out the hot new site for unapprovedcels posting whatever you want without trannie jannies mopping it up.

If you had a jannied comment in this thread, you got one.

https://rdrama.net/post/8774/update-on-ahs-dossier-access

Not given to the dozens who at least did their best to mask their neurodivergence and instead sent a DM or joined the Groomercord to screech DOSSIER? DOSSIER? DOSSIER WHERE??

Special mention to @ENSLAVE_THE_WHITES who posted - holy shit - three separate comments in a confused bid to ruin the ruse.

There was even a link in the OP to LLM’s profile with the top thread being about his attempt to lure AHS mods here. The dossier bit was incredibly low effort bait to get them to worry when they came and looked at the site from his modmail. And you all RUINED IT.

@schizocel

-Unblockable users can now block people again

-Anyone can block Belial

@JoeB1den @Soren @Tax @Elohim-Erika-UH @ThousandBestLives

0->2.99 GB RAM won't see them, 3GB->∞ will

Big ups to @bung for restoring it whilst resolving the gunicorn genocide the previous iteration was causing.

https://rdrama.net/log for all your mod abuse historical needs

In order to even see the posts in /h/chudrama, you’ll have to click to unblock it.

Please post your chud takes there and not in public. There is no retribution for chuddery in /h/chudrama. You don’t even need to TLM if you’re chud awarded.

Please behave.

Thank

Aevann did these changes obviously but he’s been coding for like 15 hours straight so I’ll post the changelog

SERVER

Did some sort of thing with gunicorn workers and also server management wherein a bunch of different servers handle different computer words in exciting new ways. You have this to thank for the suddenly extremely improved load times.

IMAGES

All images are now webp. This takes up about 10% the space as before. This makes everything load much more quickly. It also means:

• all previous thumbnails are permanently trashed. The images are fine. It’s just the thumbnails that are fricked. You can still click to see the image. Future thumbnails are unaffected.

• if you had an animated pfp, you’ll need to reupload it. Some other issues with past gifs. Future gifs should all be unaffected.

COUNTRY CLUB

Major improvements to Club security, patched various workarounds, gave chadmins new tools for this and other things. Go ahead, look at the source now. See if you can figure out how to get in without an invite. Losers.

Reminder that CC is not for day-to-day posting but for discussion of sensitive topics free from prying eyes. Misuse of Club facilities will result in your membership being revoked.

>be me

>add greentext despite all the other jannies not wanting it

>???

>profit

idea by @seal_ion

just like "simps" and "haters" but reversed, it will show you who you upvoted most and downvoted most

example:

https://rdrama.net/@Aevann/upvoting

https://rdrama.net/@Aevann/downvoting

In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.

P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.

If you'd like to join the fast-paced, jet-setting world of rDrama content moderation, please take the attached assessment of your potential and post your results here for further consideration. Human Resources will contact you if you are selected to move onto the next round of interviews.

@Klenvastergan @Q

A FREE HAT

Everyone with an account as of RIGHT NOW has this rad Homoween 2022 hat. It is not for sale and will never be distributed again.

If you'd like to wear it, please visit https://rdrama.net/hats and press the EQUIP button beside it. As a reminder, you can equip an unlimited number of hats, and it will randomly cycle between them.

p.s. can someone please use the Vax award on me? I don't want to be a gay zombie.

here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile

EDIT: INCREASED FEE TO 2000

HIIIIIIIII AEVANN JUST ADDED BETTING AND WANTED ME TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE ABOUT THE THERANOS TRIAL. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS THOUGH, AND I’M STILL NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR ON HOW THE BETTING MECHANIC WORKS, SO LET’S LEARN TOGETHER! CHOOSE CORRECTLY FOR DRAMACOIN!

WINNING VOTER GETS ALL BETS DIVIDED EVENLY, LOSERS DON’T GET SHIT. SO IT’S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO MISLEAD OTHERS.

HOW MANY QUESTIONS, START TO FINISH, WILL CARP HAVE NEEDED TO ASK AEVANN TO UNDERSTAND THE BETTING MECHANIC?

BETTING IS NOW CLOSED ANY FUTURE BETS ARE THROWING MONEY AWAY, THE ANSWER WAS 12+. WINNERS RECEIVED 800DC EACH

idea and code by @Platy