A lot of fast food slop gets me pooping a couple hours later.

Plus how do you finish a plate/meal packed with so many carbs?

I end up feeling sick during the meal as well.

Are burgers just built different that you have iron slop stomachs?

Teach me your fat ways.

I have a confession to make. I watch cooking youtubers. I'm sorry, I understand if you block me after having admitted that. I made the thing from this video:

I like Sam the Cooking Guy. He's funny. He posts almost every day because he's a sperg (also because I believe he's the #1 cooking youtube guy right now). You have to take his reactions with a grain of salt. He will make a salisbury steak or something and act like he's jizzing in his pants on camera because it's so good. It probably isn't really that good. This recipe is pretty good, though.

I did everything as described in his recipe link, except for two things. I followed the directions for my rice cooker instead of whatever he said, and I omitted his sauce, because it seemed unnecessary. There were already green onions, garlic, and ginger in the rice. I didn't see a good reason to put a sauce made out of mostly just those same 3 ingredients on top. I just squirted this (awesome) crap all over it instead:

This was a good recipe. It was extremely low effort, and it was very good. I barely spent any time in the kitchen at all. Highly recommended.

PS: sorry about the weird blur, I guess Samsung was feeling artsy today.

Used cherry wood for mild sweetness. Finished by basting with a mixture of butter, garlic, lemon juice, parsley, and Parmesan cheese.

It was pretty good, if I had to do it again I would've smoked for longer at a lower heat.

!goyslopenjoyers !sodadrinkers

!goyslopenjoyers run, don't walk to maccas for the Surf & Turf burger. The west may have fallen but goyslop is healing. The days of "healthy" offerings are hopefully behind us, and no longer will we be sold grilled chicken wraps and other hippy garbage.

This burg is peak slop, pinnacle of American innovation. TWO beef patties on a classic bun sandwiching a fish filet, pickle and cheese.

The placement of the patties both above and below the fish was a brilliant move (my burg differed from the one pictured). The pickles add a much needed tang to the fish, which is in itself delectable. Finished off with a garnish of ketchup and mustard, who could possibly ask for more? It's the first time in ages a maccas burg left grease on my fingers. 11/10

What am I supposed to eat with chicken wings now?

Just like cast iron, redditors are way too precious about this stuff.

> be me, vacuum chamber enthusiast

> get a bunch of McD's burgers, big brain time

> vacuum seal those bad boys, air = enemy

> fast forward, craving hits

> whip out sous vide machine, it's science time

> gently thaw burgers in warm water bath

> feels like a chef, minus the hat

> perfect thaw, no microwave massacre

> burgers still juicy, flavor level 100

> saved time and cash, McD's trip avoided

> sitting back, enjoying gourmet fast food

> mfw I've hacked the fast-food system

Changes:

• ancho instead of cayenne (not bad, but inferior I think)

• no corn (I prefer it with but it's not huge)

• jalapeño instead of habanero (not spicy at all instead of too spicy, unable to find a happy medium. less habanero next time maybe)

• smoked paprika (unsure of results, will try again next time when I use cayenne instead of the ancho)

Overall is still excellent though

That's all thanks

I got lucky with sourdough and have never had a failure with this recipe for the starter https://www.bostongirlbakes.com/how-to-make-sourdough-starter-from-scratch/#h-ingredients-and-equipment-needed and this recipe for the actual bread https://heartbeetkitchen.com/rye-sourdough-bread-recipe/#recipe

I want a good go-to regular bread though, I've tried a lot and had some success but none that especially stood out, pls post if you have any

Other recipes:

This is my favourite brioche, very forgiving recipe https://old.reddit.com/r/food/comments/eenrxt/homemade_brioche_hamburger_buns/fbvn2g1/?context=8&sort=controversial

This is a great pizza dough but I found it a little salty when measuring by weight, I'd maybe split the difference between the volumetric and measured weight https://www.seriouseats.com/jim-laheys-no-knead-pizza-dough-recipe

Sir this is a Wendy's

!cuteandinvalid someone ping !.goyslopenjoyers

https://rdrama.net/h/food/post/240460/what-did-mcdonalds-mean-by-this

Thank you to @PrettyKitty for alerting me to this delicious burger. You made this all possible

The burger is plated in a unique Double Big Mac Box with purple accents. It's barely able to contain the juiciness of this treat.

This monster was a bit intimidating if I am being honest. Smells a bit beefier than a normal Mac and i believe that is some grilled onions placed between the stacked patties. I was originally a bit disappointed it wasn't a bit more sauced, but that proved to be a non issue.

It was much easier to bite than I anticipated. This burger is much better than a normal Big Mac. The Double provides a much beefier taste without changing the tried and true thin patty texture that I prefer. The Meat:Cheese:Veggie Ratio is spot on here. More sauce would have ruined the delicious beefiness produced by this burger and made it a mess to eat.

The onions between the patty really do it for me. Not 100% sure they are grilled, but I am guessing they are. Once again, it's just setting itself miles ahead of the normal Big Mac.

Considering that the Big Mac is already one of the best and most iconic fast food burgers in the entire world, it's impressive how much the scientists at McDonalds were able to add to this classic without significantly changing the basic recipe. The Double Big Mac is a hard hitter with heavy flavor, but it's not messy and it's easy on the mouth to chew. Even as I type this, the delicious mixture of beef, onions and Mac sauce lingers in my mouth.

The Double Big Mac is unapologetically a

It's not every day you improve a classic in every way while retaining all the elements that made it great. McDonald's knocked it out of the park with this one. Highly recommend you get one for lunch or dinner today.

Edit: I have been informed that the onions are in fact not grilled. They are still delicious though

This was far and away the best chili I've made and probably even had. Replacing the cayenne with ancho last week and only using jalapeños for heat was a terrible mistake (chili was still good though). This time I used a single hab, two serranos, two jalapeños, some green chiles, a bunch of cayenne as far as 🌶️ goes and it worked out perfectly. I also used 6tsp of smoked paprika this time instead of the 2 last time which I think made a big difference and I doubled the ancho too. Phenomenal mixture of bullshit. Will try with corn in a few weeks and see if it's better or worse. I'm chili'd out for now though.

Thanks for coming on this journey with me.

Takoyaki

Tastes amazing. Just love going down my local Chinese owned, Korean employee sushi joint and getting some takoyaki skewers.

Do corn and beans belong in chili?

— rDrama.net (@rdramanet) January 8, 2024

Only 17.9% of people believe that beans do not belong in chili.