!goyslopenjoyers !fat !fatsmellyuglyr-slurs please

i went to mcdonalds and they offer one cone size and it's 330 calories and honestly it's not even that tasty. if i want to eat bad goyslop i at least want there to be more of it so at least some sort of hedonism can be fulfilled

sams club chads please rate the brownie soft serve treat /10

Also did a blue cheese and bacon salad with a simple red wine vinagerette, some roastie potatoes, and smoked sweet corn salad with a cilantro lime dressing

All hand mixed due to lack of power tools. Whipping frosting with a hand whisk is an absolute b-word

Frosting was the choice of cake recipient, I'm a plain jam kind of gyaldem when I do it for myself

I am apparently not great at smoothing frosting with a small butter knife but god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers so

Secret ingredient is light brown sugar to make it blend better with the cocoa and peanut butter notes in the frosting

INB4 "the only thing you'll be eating is bullets"

Price doesn't matter and please don't say only deep dish places

ban her from cooking asap pic.twitter.com/rKYcKb13ZX

— Wild TikToks (@wildtiktokss) March 16, 2024

!goyslopenjoyers would you?

A friend who homebrews has a huge CO2 tank where he modded his sodastream intake to fit it. Now he doesn't have to bother with those small CO2 tanks they stick you with. I've wanted to curb my soda consumption recently and his set-up is actually really cool. Any seltzer or sparkling water CHADS here with advice?

!chuds !nonchuds

Making a no bake cheese cake

📹 rondut
pic.twitter.com/zxMroHk8C4

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) March 11, 2024

Obv not drama but some of you neighbors gotta lighten up fr.

!goyslopenjoyers

Just had a 10pc nuggie box w/the new sauce.

The anime printed on the bag SUCKS

The new mascots are better. Not entirely sure the katakana on the nuggie box is correct but idk.

The sauce tastes like spicy BBQ sauce with hoisin mixed in. Mid, but i wouldnt mind if it replaced sweet & sour forever.

Overall, worse gimmick than the McRib. I hope season 2 is either more giant musclechad anime or more moe.

recipe at https://cooking.boymoder.biz/recipes/chocolate-cake.html

2 banana's

1/2 cup of Greek yogurt (I got yogurt blended with vanilla )

2 tablespoons of coconut oil

2/3 cups of plain flour

1/3 cup of wholegrain flour

1/4 cup of brown sugar

2 tablespoons of apple syrup

2 eggs

Pre heat oven @ 350f

Mix all wet and dry together and bake in a muffin tin for 20 mins @ 200 f until risen.

My work lunch is sorted now for the week.

I bought a soda stream and I'm just carbonating my tap water. My tap water is extremely good so this is the shit. I highly recommend having some sparkling water. The flavors are nice but honestly plain sparkling water is the shit. Thanks for reading dramanauts.

You can add 3 euro and buy a Big Mac at this point

Avocados testing positive for cocaine 🥑 pic.twitter.com/0O0LcbrU2v

— Creepy.org (@creepydotorg) March 3, 2024

recipe on https://cooking.boymoder.biz/recipes/milk-bread.html soon (maybe tonight (maybe tomorrow))