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  • Arran : attention seeking NlGGER
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I relapsed with self-harming

The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding :marseyslipperyslope: dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp :marseybackstabsjw: razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white :marseypolarbear: and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.

Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels :marseyvapecrying: like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.

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Nicotine chewing gums are part of big tobacco's strategy to never let you quit. However there is a hack.

Big tobacco wants to give you the illusion that you can control your smoking by quitting any time with the aid of gums/lozenges. This is false. They will tell you to choose gums based on your daily number of cigarettes and in most cases people revert back to smoking when they are very tensed and want a quick hit instead of a slow release.

Break the cycle.

If you are a smoker or you know someone who is trying to quit, here's what you need to do.

1. Find out how many cigarettes you smoke daily.

2. Find out the approximate strength of the nicotine gums suited for you.

3. Find the nicotine gum one strength higher than what is suited for you. If you smoke 7 cigarettes daily and are told to take 2mg nicotine gums, go for the 4mg ones (which are for people who smoke 20+ in a day)

Your body will react violently to this overload of nicotine. Remember how I said people want a quick fix and not a slow release. The avalanche of nicotine from a 4mg taken by someone who should be taking 2mg will be equivalent to that quick fix plus a lot more. You will get physically sick by that overstimulation. Which is the point. To make your body see nicotine as an unfriendly stimulator. Over time, you'll become more and more cautious when you should take another gum. You can't take it just after lunch, you might throw up. Same thing after cardio. Your mind craves it but your body rejects it, so neither your intake not your toleration will increase.

Start today:

Take 2 4mg gums together right now and report back in an hour.

!nicotine !r-slurs

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  • JohnnyBOO : Keep yourself safe. Do it. Seriously just fricking do it.
  • Grue : Shut up you bossy c*nt, I'll turn your butthole inside out.
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I bought razor :marseycutwrist: blades

Got the bandages ready. It might be a pretty :marseyglam: bloody :marseybrucecampbell: night :marseysamfisher: tonight.

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Hey guys going on a date you think I might score tonight?

Here's my fit rn leaving in 20 minutes

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Should I do doordash poll

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Should I post documentation on pojom
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Dropped my phone in a bucket of beer, fml

Was making corn beer in my pjs, had no pants pockets so I put it in my breast, bent over to stir a bucket and PLOP.

It still more or less works after a bunch of cleanings. Only issues have been it thinking I had wired headphones plugged in all the time.

!boozers learn from me

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Alright :marseyokay: so I come back online :marseyidio3: and it turns out I jus basically got expelled from school…
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Second Surgery Complete: AKA Why My Butt Hurts RN Round Two

I am back home from getting my abcess drain removed. Feels like I need a Norco, !druggies lmao. Luckily I have plenty. There was only one painful part of the no prep, no pain med surgical removal, but I'll be able to work in about a week and a half again. Gotta make that money ASAP after feeding my Roth IRA as much as it's fat maw could take.

Feminine medicine is a world apart from what I thought it would be entering my 30th year. Most of my initial doctors on this case, which was caused by abnormal streptococcus infection and nothing more, were assuming up and down that I had caught an STD to cause this orange-sized tubo-ovarian abcess. But big shocker, I stand with my bf and he stands with me, we'd never waste this relationship on affairs :marseytrad:

Want to hear REAL drama? Even my father assumed I had caught something more.... shameful, shall we say? It's completely driven my mom into a frenzy. He and I've hashed it out with no issue though :marseythumbsup:

Anyway, I pray for a speedy recovery, and I urge anyone reading this to please consider seeing their physical pain as more serious than, "I need to take a sick day." If my abcess had burst, it would have been a 100% fatality :marseygiveup:

Also, I goombled !goomblers my online pittance away while in the hospital for 4 days, please up or down vote so that I may continue my degenerative coin farming venture :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyxd:

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He is always watching 🙏
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It's all so Tiresome :marseywhelmed: ( :marseyjanny2: :marseyseethe: post)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713722419018207.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713722419127389.webp

  • first comment (on this account, possibly ever) to get removed from ST. Louis subreddit)

  • only uses the word "r-slur"

  • "r-slur" isn't a banned word or anything, I guess it's bigotry though?

  • permaban for first offence

  • no appeal, immediately muted for a month

here is the post

>Darn, Why are these subreddits starting to feel like echochambers?

I just called a guy who almost killed a Mcdonalds worker over a wrong order an r-slur.

I am actually mad because I like keeping up to date with St. Louis stuff. I guess my error was thinking violent people and Mods are r-slurred.

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my yt ads are just savage, how you gonna do me like that, google?

Google ad-targeting AI has weaponized the frightening truth of my :marseymid:dom to make me buy their shit. Reader, I clicked him.

Here's the quiz

How much do beauty standards differ?

It's easy to become stuck in a beauty bubble, believing that your regional standards are the litmus test for all others. Beauty is, however, entirely changeable, depending on both when and where it is being perceived. For example, the Muri or Suri women of Ethiopia remove two of their lower front teeth and insert large disks, which to their people is the height of beauty. For many in the west, a good tan is a mark of beauty, but in many Asian countries, women and men keep themselves out of the sun as much as possible in pursuit of a porcelain complexion. In many modern and ancient cultures, being overweight was a sign of prosperity — you have enough money to eat as much food as you like — so larger men and women were considered the most attractive. Whatever the current beauty standard, remember: it is always subject to change.

brb knocking out my lower teeth so I can fit larger peepees in there.

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Sorry to steal your title format, Garry. But I am catastrophically hung-over and I need advice to help my throat stop being all hurty and red.

Does anyone have any good suggestions?

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