Decided to channel my inner Hugh Jeffreys yesterday and replace the screen on a phone what i broke ages ago. The repair itself was actually pretty fun, albeit not perfect, and it worked really well for all of 30 minutes before i tried flashing a new custom rom onto it. In my finite wisdom, i tried to reboot back into the recovery menu, only to find out that the new rom had overwritten the previous recovery menu and replaced it with nothing. It's boot looping now and i haven't found a way to make it stop :) I've unplugged the battery in the hopes that it might sort itself out after a day or two, but otherwise there's a way to flash the stock firmware back on that didn't work.

Sucks too. Despite the fact that it's like the quintessential pov indian c*nt phone, it has reasonably good specs considering how much it cost and there doesn't look to be much on the market that fits my incredibly narrow definition of a good phone is (doesn't look offensively ugly). anyways if you'll excuse me i'm going to start a phone repair kiosk in a shopping centre now

It's got a really nice deck, no aux, and the CD changer is broken. I feel I need a glovebox full of cassettes to compliment the late-90s aesthetic.

They're all new-old-stock in shrink wrap so it's not like I'm buying some dusty old used ones.

Gang of Four - Entertainment

Belle & Sebastian - Tigermilk.

Moby - Play

Portishead - Dummy

Chemical Brothers - Exit Planet Dust

T. Rex - Electric Warrior

AIR - Moon Safari

Warsaw - Warsaw

If anyone has suggestions for good pre-2000 full albums, let me know.

The first surprise party of my life

The IR scheduled 30 minutes for a normal 45 minute procedure. I'm sure it'll be fine but 15 minutes I have a few questions.

What is Alexandermaxxing?

It is pushing yourself to be even greater than you are right now every single waking moment of your life because out there right now there is at least one man who is greater than you right now and that is unacceptable.

Just like how Alexander wasn't going to stop until he had conquered the entire planet, you aren't going to stop until you have reached the maximum possible peak of what are the limits of the human spirit.

Wish me luck. I will almost certainly fail but sometimes it's worth it to fly just to see how far you could actually jump when you believed in yourself.

( Do not try these stunts at home without preparation and training. They are performed by professional r-slurs )

Wish me luck.

I get that doctors try to hide depression, but seriously a whole years worth? I have 12 bottles, just take one or two and I likely wouldn't notice since I rarely remember to take it. He missed the fun drugs like Vicodin and ambien that's literally in the drawer next to the medicine cabinet.

Instead of buying a different gift for each of my family I've saved a few hundred euros easily with this simple portrait

Isn't he cute !besties

I just drove to the 7/11 like an hour ago at 3am to buy hard seltzers bc I'm a faggot and there's like 10 different flavors of cheez-its they sell now and that's only at the 7/11, the grocery store aisle must be wild, I don't eat or buy crackers on the regular so I wouldnt know. I know lay's chips has a bunch of wild flavors now though through parties and get togethers. Reminded me that cheese nips used to be a big competitor, but aren't around any more. i used to munch cheese nips after school as a child

So I came here after developing the Big Sad over the last 6 months. The level of care here is really amazing, I will basically only go to Northwestern for medical care from now on. The facility is really nice and I have my own personal nurse.

I am friends with a train who is actually NOT mentally ill (she had a bad reaction to marijuana) and an older gay socialite who is obsessed with me. The socialite makes sure everyone knows he's "very well known in the city", is in the social pages, etc. He's constantly name dropping people I've never fricking heard of as if I should know who they are lol Everyone is pretty cool.

My days are basically either recreational activities (I've made tons of bracelets and things that might be mistaken for "art") or therapy groups + meeting with your psychiatry team, social workers, taking your meds, nurses checking in on you, etc etc.

I did make the world's ugliest bracelet on purpose to give to my sister when I'm out. Because it was made in the psych ward she has to be like, "OMG IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT THANK YOU!" lol So I'm still trolling from inside okay.

I'm prob going to be here a few more days because they are titrating my meds up. After that I am NOT going home. I am going to enter something called PHP (patient hospitalization program) which is like residential therapy. After that I do IOP intensive outpatient therapy where I might be able to work during the day and go to the hospital in the evening. Details are really sketchy right now, this only just got brought up as an option.

Anyway I hope y'all are doing well. Let me know what's going on in your life.

this porto foid in my building used to flirt with me, we'd see each other doing laundry and stuff, but now shes definitely getting fricked by some other guy in the block, i love her smile, shes got these kinda straight, perfectly straight, and straight down teeth, that almost look too perfect to be real. the straight-down-angle is amazing, and she has great gums when she laughs.

should have made a pass at her. i dont have the balls.

Are you an easily distracted r-slur who can't stay away from low-effort Marsey posting when you have 2 seconds of downtime on a busy day?

I had a bussyload of work to get done the week before Thanksgiving vacation so I blocked problem sites on my hosts file. I got so much more done it was ridiculous so I kept it a bit longer.

Anyways, the past few weeks, I've been

Productivitymaxxing with work and personal projects

Holidaymaxxing with family and friends

Exercising more to counter all the slopmaxxing I've been doing with holiday treats

How have you guys been?

He's in his late 70s and keeps saying calls are enough but he has worked as a doctor for 40 years in ER. Normally I'd just gift strawberries. But it's a parent so maybe a 25k gift or a gift to his clinic? We talk every other day. Don't give me a gift request that simple given 50 years of life. Give me something to work off of

It's truly a sign of getting old

still don't know what I did to get suspended and then unsuspended, the email from Pinterest just said I got my account back

Thank you everyone for your support during the most difficult 24 hrs of my life 🙏

i wanna be a pretty starfish girl who has a bf who maybe sometimes makes me c*m when iwear a skirt

i dont want s*x anymore. my head is killing me

it feels nice to get heady and high like that, for a minute or something, but it gives me a stonking headache. im sniffing n-pentyl nitrite/amyl nitrite. not nitrate. i believe thats important

head is killing me.

get in there my son

i like nice normal food. i like jalapenos at most, thats the spiciest food i can enjoy, and be comfy, and enjoy my meai.

i want the taste of rosemary and thyme in my food, i like a nice slow-cooked beef stew, with good beef + beef heart in it. I've been to thailand, i've (briefly) visited Vietnam. their food is too spicy for me. i like it, but i could never eat that day in, day out.

white people dont eat spicy? yeah. eating isn't a full blown event for me, i dont like walking out of a meal feeling like a gangbanged slut.

i dont like it.

bangers and mash is my comfort food. or a christmas dinner, with a roast turkey, roast tatos, roast veg, dressing and pigs in blankets. something like that.

i wont burn my mouth out like that to impress you. im sick of trying to be a 'hot sauce head', i'll only have hot sauce on egg whites. keep the yolk runny.

If I want to watch a movie I'll pick one and watch it privately, if I want to talk to people we can do it over drinks or smokes.

The entire concept just seems weird. You engaging in an asocial, if not anti-social activity with other people? Why? The closest thing I've had to a good time watching movies with other people is when they're quite enough and I'm drunk enough that I forget they exist at all. Same reason I don't go to theatres

Not to mention sitting next to people. jfc if we're not lovers I do not want to be sat near enough to you to notice you for 90+ minutes. By minute 20 I want to crawl out of my own skin.

Is this autism? Zoomerism? Some sort of anti-social personality disorder? I don't know but I do know you're weird for not sharing the belief with me.

And those guys went to a fricking Madona concert a month ago

go to /r/askdentists, look at the shit thats going on there. 20 year olds that drink soda errrrr-day.

your teeth are beautiful.

just like mine.

my dentist told me my teeth are beautiful. i hadnt seen one since i moved.

days ago. still HYPED. NEIGHBOR. HYPED.

bad idea, probably, but i think i'd feel big after doing it, because being mean to people always makes you feel better.

been using these things for a month now. i use an android, but they're clones, got them kicked on to me, apparently they were free at a promo event, and im going to kick them on too. ive looked at them next to apple AIRPODS(TM). they're the same fricking thing.

they feel like shit man. how can peoples ears stand this? they dig in, you can feel them there, unlike normal rubber but earbuds

i hate bluetooth anyway, i always think/know, that there's someone out there listening to what I'm listening to and judging me. it's that same old "i know that you're reading my thoughts, so i'm going to think something else" but with music. I don't listen to the music I want to because someone could theoretically be listening in.

dont buy a phone without a 3.5 jack if you value your privacy.

dont get airpods/clones, unless your earholes are roughed out.

im not 'breaking them in', im not getting calloused earholes like wearing in a new pair of work boots, i'm a soft man. and ill stay that way.

Hundreds of super cool pictures saved- all gone