- SusieVass : En dashes are better
- CARPS_NUMBER_ONE_HATER : Carp survived her own abortion
- Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong : for *checks notes*-posting
- Ironyharvester : Posting good news are a hate crime
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Why are Asian Americans buying guns in record numbers? The Guardian has answers:
— Psyop Resister (@sanrio_pilled) August 17, 2022
- they are fearful of conservative, white-dominated spaces
- NRA marketing
- they don’t trust police because of BLM pic.twitter.com/C2Xxh3PM7H
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Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.
And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).
God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.
This post was brought to you by the Fedral Gummit.
- DrTransmisia : TRNASMISIA
- boogiecat : im in this photo and i dont like it
- LatinxGroyperCivilWar : wow, he is literally ME!
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Still can’t find anyone that can refute this
- MILMIUM : Discrimnating against my necrophile friends
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- FamilyGuyShill : probably gay black dudes twerking
- 2DBussy : should have been tbh
- CandleSniffingFuckFenceGo : HAH, BECAUSE ENGLAND IS OLD
- all_correct_opinions : Reported for not being gay black dudes twerking
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What the frick did JK Rowling mean by this??
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Famous Dictators and Twink Death: A thread
— Mary Harrington (@moveincircles) November 14, 2023
1: Saddam Hussein
Verdict: young Saddam looks like the kind of dork who wrote romance novels
Older Saddam looks like he wrote romance novels and got people to read them (fact: he actually did this)
Twink Death Survival Rating: 7/10 pic.twitter.com/hk8yIQlUzN
- ultimateredditor : Rest in PISS Crusty! LMAO 😂😂😂
- usernaw : ^
- smolchickentenders : Definitely not named after ted_simps ex (this user is NOT Ted simp)
- birdenthusiast : My youngest sister kinda picked the name cuz she said he was “crusty looking” lol he was
- TotalDonkeyEnjoyer : smokin on that crusty pack tonight 🥳 rip bozo u wont be missed ha ha ha
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He was one of my sister’s cat’s kittens that I was planning on keeping once he was a little bigger. I was really sad this last week but he at least died peacefully and was warm and happy.
We don’t know for sure why he died but he always had issues eating and got sick a lot. He was also much smaller than his siblings and looked like he had dwarfism or something similar. He died suddenly but at least with no pain.
I loved him
His name wasn’t a SpongeBob reference it was just a randomly picked name.
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My pops used to tell me I had hair on my arms because I was part chimp. He’d play monkey sounds off his phone and tell me it was a voicemail from my real father. No one can ever look me in the eyes and tell me they understand what I’ve been through
— Rami (@4PF_Rami) September 28, 2022
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Russia getting ready to mobilize it's population for the Russia-Ukraine War