NFL Week 17 Betting Thread- Redzone has truly fallen/In the Huntcels be seething about locked in and tank chads

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:marseycringe: Note: Last week I literally forgot the Falcons-Giants game and nobody noticed... whoops. Sorry. I hope you all took advantage of carp's bonus Ravens-Steelers thread to make some extra :marseycoin:

Week 17 this is what the playoffs are looking like via NFL

Finally for those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8, week 9, week 10, week 11, week 12, week 13, week 14, week 15, week 16

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Thursday Night Football is... NOT the first game so it's not here! Christmas Wednesday has 2 games, TNF, THREE (3) SATURDAY games, Sunday has games too- 6 early, 2 afternoon (Packers @ Vikings got flexed up :marseyopera!: ), & SNF, and finally MNF. Our first game is Wed 1PM

Chiefs - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!

Steelers - 2,600 total betted

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BasicallyADoxxer he/ham Rehab Platinum Elite status 3mo ago #7526294

Reminder College Football bowl games this week can be found here :marseylonghorn:

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Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren 3mo ago #7526124

:marseysanta3#: NFL games in this comment ~~tree~~ sack

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Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526176 Edited 3mo ago

sunday Sunday SUNDAY 1:00

Cowboys - 84,200 total betted

Eagles - 56,000 total betted - WINNER!

Inconclusive on whether Hurts is coming back from concussion protocol Honesly this about as meaningless of a game as it gets playing an already KO'ed Cowboys with a (good) backup QB. Philly has almost certainly lost #1 rank and bye, so :marseyshrug:

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526179 Edited 3mo ago

Panthers - 1,200 total betted

Buccaneers - 3,800 total betted - WINNER!

A tragic way to put your fate in the hands of the Falcons

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526185 Edited 3mo ago

Jets - 1,400 total betted

Bills - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!

I think Anders Carlson is on his 5th or 6th team at this point. Deserved for all the kicks he missed in GB.

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526191 Edited 3mo ago

Colts - 3,400 total betted

Giants - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!

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Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526196 Edited 3mo ago

Raiders - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!

Saints - 2,000 total betted

This man almost went 2/2 on MNF fat guy picks.

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526201 Edited 3mo ago

Titans - 2,200 total betted

Jaguars - 2,200 total betted - WINNER!

ManBearFridge O/I :marseysvengoolie:

Dramamine 3mo ago #7551496

:#pepemoney:

:chad!black2: :marseybear: :marseyrefrigerator:

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Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren ManBearFridge 3mo ago #7551515

I'm only betting once for tracking w/l's (autism) but yeah. A few lucky lads made bank. Be sure to thank @Aisha

It was also the largest bet by volume on the site!

Dramamine 3mo ago #7551541 spent 255 currency on pings

Thank you @Aisha for making !goomble !bets history. It was a close one.

Aisha tak/bir 9/f/KSA ManBearFridge 3mo ago #7551617

The bet should be voided and all of you know it. I made a bet for the cowboys to beat the eagles, not for the cowboys to beat the eagles and the refs.

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poopdick poop/dick :marseydramautist:

ManBearFridge 3mo ago #7552042

I actually forgot I bet this many times

W he/he Tungsten Dramamine 3mo ago #7526290

Guess I'm an Eagles fan now.

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giga_jannies clean/it/up $0.00 / hr :marseyjanny:

Dramamine 3mo ago #7526242

Eagles win would clinch the division and the 2 seed, making week 18 an effective bye week - they play hard to win this one

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren giga_jannies 3mo ago #7526253

NGL, assumed they already clinched the division.

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526154 Edited 3mo ago

Saturday @ 1

Chargers - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!

Patriots - 1,200 total betted

If you haven't heard, the Chargers used an extremely rare fair-catch -> free kick rule on a 1st half ending field goal attempt. The first successful one in almost 50 years since it was also pulled off by the Chargers. Pretty neat! The Pats, with nothing much to play for, almost took a W off the Bills last week, so this could be interesting if they keep that level of play up.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735016762DT5C4aIUyK8D2A.webp

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526164 Edited 3mo ago

Sat 4:30

Broncos - 3,800 total betted

Bengals - 4,200 total betted - WINNER!

This was a stupid cool TD pass, look it up if you didn't see it. The ~~Burrows~~ Bengals are still technically in from what I understand, but a lot of that hinges on some wildcard contenders losing- like the Broncos!

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526170 Edited 3mo ago

Sat @ 8:15pm

Cardinals - 1,400 total betted

Rams - 2,800 total betted - WINNER!

Cards are officially out as of last week. The NFC West is the Rams' to lose and Seattle is the only contender left for the obligatory division seat.

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE DWHITED/YNAMITE :b:

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Dramamine 3mo ago #7547695

haha I win again

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 3mo ago #7547699

Safebet chads keep winning this week :marseycoin:

Dramamine 3mo ago #7547704

It pays off with the underdogs! :marseybigbrain:

but dont check my math

Vegeta SAIYAN/PRINCE :carpvegeta:

Dramamine 3mo ago #7546991

Hilarious endgame, I'm not even mad

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Vegeta 3mo ago #7547038

Would have been funnier if the Bengals had to kick again and missed. But I also like winning bets so :marseycoin#:

Dramamine 3mo ago #7547089

Honestly surprised they didn't, risk of turnover was too high but after that whiff I get going for it lol

coned no/no if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl sports. Dramamine 3mo ago #7546967

Look at all those dummies betting against JOEY COOL BURROW B

coned no/no if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl sports. Dramamine 3mo ago #7537958

someone on twitter told me he was down and it didn't matter if he got touched or not because when a QB kneels at the end of the game he's down and this was exactly the same

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren coned 3mo ago #7537965

Speds said the same thing about that 4th & inches where Goff tripped vs the Packers and kneeled, lol

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526131 Edited 3mo ago

Thursday 8:15

Seahawks - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!

Bears - 1,200 total betted

Dramamine 3mo ago #7538679

:#marseybearsick2genocide:

Gibberish gibb/erish :marseyautism:

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE 3mo ago #7546231

:marseydepressed:

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526214

Finally in a match up that would have been highly anticipated except the 9ers just couldn't this year

Lions - 3,200 total betted - WINNER!

49ers - 600 total betted

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526211 Edited 3mo ago

Sunday Night Football is

Falcons - 1,600 total betted

Commanders - 3,200 total betted - WINNER!

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526204 Edited 3mo ago

Sunday 4:05

Dolphins - 2,800 total betted - WINNER!

Browns - 1,400 total betted

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526209 Edited 3mo ago

Packers - 2,000 total betted

Vikings - 2,000 total betted - WINNER!

Dramamine sneed/chuck Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Soren Dramamine 3mo ago #7526128 Edited 3mo ago

Wed 4:30 Eastern

Ravens - 2,800 total betted - WINNER!

Texans - 1,200 total betted

Here's the shot of Tank Dell holding onto a TD while getting probably put out for the season :marseytombstone:

Dramamine 3mo ago #7538693

:marseycorvuslove:

3mo ago #7526480

Found 1 Lottershe Ticket!

I love the NFL but nothing is topping the SOUL of small bowl games

coned no/no if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl sports. poopdick 3mo ago #7537963

one of the many many many reasons college football is dead and destroyed and never coming back and fricking sucks now is no one cares about bowl games

i mean yeah the random smaller teams still get up for them but as a whole no one cares and it's the worst