https://9gag.com/gag/a0eRO3X#comment

I also remembered to put it in /h/sports again, and I promise to not forget a game (hopefully). It's all looking up Football fans!

Good sorning. I'm writing this before MNF, but I know even if I win I'll be back in the slight negatives again for betting. We'll call it a net 0 for 123 games, but in my defense I usually bet first and therefore blind to the actual risk/reward ratio. Not bad for putting 24600 dramacoin on the line! I'll call it an overall personal .

Last Sunday was the 6th annual tight end day as you probably heard at least 6 times per game you watched, TE's caught 16 TDs and 177 total receptions on Sunday! Good job lads!

Steelers and 49ers are taking a rest this week

15 games this week- TNF as usual, 8 Sunday early games, 4 afternoon games, 1 primetime Sunday game, and 1 lonely MNF game.

@BasicallyAMonster will have the college games

Finally for those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers @carpathianHORRORist @Freak-Off as always if you want to get @'ed and don't want to join those ping groups, just ask. We love our gamblers.

I actually saved too many things to insert so remember that Al Michaels is a chad that never eats a vegetable, look forward to him on TNF

Get ready to rumble! Thursday Night Football is

Enter BetTexans - 3,600 total betted

Enter BetJets - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!

Some Jets humiliation, which I don't revel in. A Rod took half the Packers offense over there, guys I've watched and liked for awhile, so I want to see them do well... and it's been much smoother sailing in GB. No refunds

closed

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/42081449/yankee-stadium-fan-ejected-prying-ball-mookie-betts-glove

Capobianco, a Yankees season-ticket holder, said he knew he would be in trouble but chose to grab and open Betts' glove nonetheless, telling ESPN that he and Peter often discuss this exact scenario: If a foul ball comes their way, they're going to do what they can to help their team.

"We always joke about the ball in our area," Capobianco, 38, said at a local bar after the game. "We're not going to go out of our way to attack. If it's in our area, we're going to 'D' up.

"Someone defends, someone knocks the ball. We talk about it. We're willing to do this."

Y***KEE FANS ARE SUBHUMAN

"Well, A for effort."

Fan interference was called on this play where a Yankee fan tried to take the ball out of Mookie Betts' glove after an out. pic.twitter.com/iZ6taImncd

— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) October 30, 2024

P.S. I hope the Yankees, Red Sox, Cowboys, Lakers, and Bulls all die in a fricking fire.

you might remember that name as the guy who got suspended last year for gambling and is currently suspended for juicing.

so him and his brother are driving around detroit bein' cool football playin' Gs and get pulled over for speeding. cop asks if there's anything in the car and his brother (the driver) says there are two guns. one registed to him and one to brother. he's got a canceled carry permit. jameson doesn't and the gun is under his seat.

cop pulls him out of the car and cuffs him, the whole time jameson is saying BRO I PLAY FOR THE LIONS COME ON I PLAY FOR THE LIONS (body cam footage was released. i didn't watch it.) and the cop just doesn't care. sometime after two higher ranking cops show up on the scene and start talking to the original cop. then they get on the phone and start calling people. they decide to not take him in and instead pretend it didn't happen. no one even writes a report on it.

apparently someone found this info out and realized that's kinda fricked and release a warrant for his arrest to charge him with the crime he committed.

sources i talked to said that higher ranking cop called the lions head coach and asked him what losing williams would do to the team. the coach told the cop he really needed him, so they let him go.

🚨 BREAKING: Admin will NOT travel to Paris as Admin has been told they will NOT win the Ballon d’Or. pic.twitter.com/q78lTMml17

— Sevilla FC (@SevillaFC_ENG) October 28, 2024

!football is back.

Longer clip:

Shaq tells Angel Reese that, unless certain players are playing, watching a WNBA game is like watching a high school game, and says the WNBA needs to lower the hoop so women can dunk, and then they will get paid like NBA players.

(🎥 Unapologetically Angel/YouTube) pic.twitter.com/mtYycR4Wct

— The Art Of Dialogue (@ArtOfDialogue_) October 25, 2024

"It's about seeing stuff you're not supposed to see "

Here come the QUEENS

Here come the KINGS

Anyway so Angel Reese

would - 71 votes

wouldn't - 40 votes

out of desperation - 34 votes

new day. same goal. 🙌

ℹ️: Surf City Challenge (Day 2)
📍: Huntington Beach, Calif.
⏰: 9:15 a.m. MT
📊: https://t.co/EkeIfEoaQA#BleedBlue | #WhatsNext pic.twitter.com/sbLAznK1vc

— Boise State Beach Volleyball (@BroncoSportsBVB) October 27, 2024

Card Info

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Main Card on PPV @ 2PM ET

Division Fighters

Featherweight Championship

Ilia Topuria vs. Max Holloway

Middleweight

Robert Whittaker vs. Khamzat Chimaev

Light Heavyweight

Magomed Ankalaev vs. Aleksandar Rakić

Featherweight

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!football !coomers

San Lorenzo has just been hit by an unusual scandal. Mateo Sargadoy, a member of the Board of Directors, revealed that the club has a huge financial debt for having contracted "more than 20 porn packages . "

The club found out by chance when they were renewing their subscription to a cable television company. When they did the paperwork, they noticed that the club had contracted several porn services since last year. They suspect that it dates back to the previous administration.

This generated a large financial debt for San Lorenzo, since these types of contracts are expensive and in dollars. When they realized the situation, they immediately withdrew, but they will have to take charge of the expenses.

Its also the only time you'll see the twitter account of a Mormon college telling some kid to "DO IT CUTE TWINK"

Why cant these boys settle down with a nice white chick🤔

Vax me

Najee Harris getting fined😭 pic.twitter.com/W5Hw21CN1h

— Dylan🔮🪼🎃 (@DylanWDesign_) October 21, 2024

ok maybe his life isn't over and he'll just get a small fine because black privilege is real but still. hilarious video.

Neighbors fight about I/P

https://instagram.com/reel/DBYalScNv2G/

Of course it's one of those Chechen dudes that threw the kick.

#DeshaunWatson
By video, clear right Achilles tendon rupture
Telltale calf reverberation
Surgery and season over pic.twitter.com/wfmE7eFKsR

— David J. Chao - ProFootballDoc (@ProFootballDoc) October 20, 2024

!transphobes !chuds

A girl footballer with suspected autism is facing a ban of up to 12 matches for asking an adult transgender opponent: "Are you a man?"

In the latest case to raise major questions about the Football Association's ongoing failure to ban those born male from the women's game, the 17-year-old has been left distraught at being charged by her county FA over a remark made during a match against a trans-inclusive club.

She was charged last month with saying, "Are you a man?", "That's a man", "Don't come here again", or similar comments during what was a pre-season friendly back in July.

In documents seen by Telegraph Sport, the girl admits asking a player she describes as having "a beard", "Are you a man?" She also admits asking the referee for guidance about the player's eligibility to participate in women's football "given my concern for my safety after already suffering a number of overly physical challenges".

But she has denied doing so constituted transphobia or that she made any comments that could be construed as such, while Telegraph Sport understands the referee also heard nothing he deemed to be discriminatory.

The girl was charged after the opposition club lodged a complaint via Kick It Out, English football's anti-discrimination watchdog, which included testimony from the trans player and that team's captain accusing her of persistent transphobia.

She faces a six-to-12-match ban if found guilty during a hearing later this month and she and her mother have decided to speak out about her plight because they feel they have been left with no choice.

Telegraph Sport has agreed to conceal her identity due to her being a child and her being on the assessment pathway for autism. It is a common trait of people with autism that they can struggle to recognise gender.

In a written statement submitted in her defence, the girl said she had become "confused" about the participation of the trans player during the match in question due to the latter "wearing jewellery and sunglasses" and not being in opposition kit.

She added: "The moment the player clarified they were transgender (which I previously hadn't considered), I respected their answer fully, dropped the situation and immediately shifted my focus back to the game before seeking guidance from the referee. At no point was my question meant to be hurtful or malicious as I only intended to seek clarity in an unfamiliar situation. Knowing now that the player was transgender, I understand that there were better ways to approach this question."

She said she was then accosted during a drinks break by the opposition captain who told her she should not have an issue with playing a trans opponent.

She added: "I raised a concern about the risk of serious injury as a 17-year-old girl playing against a biological male who was much larger than me and a very physical player, which was possibly a safety issue as I did not want to get dangerously injured right before the start of the new season. Despite this, I made it clear that if the player met the eligibility criteria of the FA I would respect the rules and accept the risk involved in continuing to play the match. My safeguarding officer and the referee were both present for this conversation."

She said she was "truly disheartened that these allegations have been made against me", stressing: "I have always supported and respected the diversity within my team, including members who are in the LGBTQIA+ community."

The girl's mother told Telegraph Sport none of her daughter's team-mates had been approached to make statements ahead of an upcoming hearing but that they were "100 per cent behind her".

She said the trans woman quizzed by her daughter was one of two opponents who appeared to have been born male.

The mother also revealed she had contacted the county FA after the friendly to raise concerns about the duo's participation due to the two clubs also being in the same league. "They've both obviously gone through full male puberty, so they're bigger, faster, stronger in every way than the girls that they're playing against."

She said a lengthy ban could see her daughter sidelined for the entire season, something she branded "hugely unfair", adding: "I'm just furious, but I'm generally furious about this whole issue."

Blaming the FA's failure to ban those born male from the women's game for what had transpired, she said her daughter was also "quite willing to take a stand", adding: "She's not willing to take this lying down. Even at 17, she's brave enough to stand up."

The club who filed the complaint against her has been approached for comment.

The county FA said it was "aware of the incident", adding: "However, we are unable to comment as this incident is part of an ongoing investigation. The case will be heard by a National Serious Case Panel in due course."

!football !chuds So predictable lol