Born too early to deploy to the Middle East.

Born too late to deploy to the Middle East.

Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

When snappy says "this is an amazing thread, I'm going to read every reply " they should randomly upvote/downvote every reply

https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/262714/me-showing-off-rdrama-irl/6285616#context

But he lived in rDrama which was obviously a white ethnostate with conservative values therefore he didn't wank. The rumors of him pooping pissing and cooming his pants in public were later fabrications made up by members of a certain ethnicity as means of psychological warfare on white people.

This was revealed to me in a dream and if you disagree I'll need you to cite sources.

I just received my first vagina monologue which is a voice foids hear once a month which can cause BPD if they don't ignore it and I think that means I am ready to be initiated into your order so I can learn the greater mysteries and I would like to request approval to the biofoids ping group.

In my 22 person polycule, agile methodology has proven too inflexible and cumbersome to implement.

We keep ourselves at our best by eliminating the two lowest performers every Thanksgiving. This encourages us to be true owners of our communication, inspiring resourceful collaborative solutions. Our competitive tendencies and policies don't just inspire creativity and good performance; it also injects a lot of exciting tension and attraction into our lifestyle.

While this approach may sound harsh, it's generally a respectful and democratic process that we all prepare for. The votes are collected the day prior, and the polycule lead on rotation informs the affected members/lovers in a 1:1 before breakfast.

We serve a delicious Exgiving potluck where the departing members/lovers express how grateful they are for the opportunity and experience, as relevant. They then pose for headshot photos and we take a group photo which get posted near the Jack Welch self portrait gallery room.

As we nibble on dessert, we each write a note with any parting thoughts, along with a feedback survey and optional consent to be a reference for future opportunities. We also allow the soon to be departed (😔) a 30 minute open mic session to air any grievances but that opportunity has only been utilized a couple of times.

We finish off with one final cuddle puddle, and the recruiting process for the open spots (separate post) commences the following morning, concluding by New Years.

Stupid c*nt troll still stupid c*nt trolling. And still wrong about the pricing of the house. So, all that's left for you is to keep stupid c*nt trolling.

You're wrong about the house. You're stupid. You're a worthless c*nt. And a hilariously pathetic troll. Keep on stupid c*nt trolling, because stupid c*nt trolls can't control themselves. They have to keep on stupid c*nt trolling. To stop would be to admit what a stupid c*nt troll they've been and shitty quality of their character.

Listen pale skin, and learn about my people.

In the pawnatahni chu-ul-sih language, this website was called "Eks-scha' w' ala bheh", which means "computer website where we discuss the television show Desperate Housewives". My people shared our bandwidth with the white man. But the white man is greedy, and took all the bandwidth, and the domain. Now we have nothing. But we are proud

Make snappy ping ! everyone every once in a while

Can we talk about how the perma chud award is applied to white users at a disproportionate rate?

There are multiple users on this site who have been permanently chudded for reasons that are questionable at best. 100 percent of those users are Caucasion. How is this okay? Mayocide stopped being funny years ago and everyone who makes that joke is just an unoriginal little bugman. Sorry if you look in the mirror and realize that it's you (statistically it probably is because 75 percent of this site's userbase are clones of each other who use the same jokes over and over and over and think peak humor is changing their names to match the holidays or site events) then you can take the first step to becoming an individual who matters by calling the jannies out on this shit.

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First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks

We need you on BLACKED

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born to snap forced to sneed

I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my Marseys are, okay? I'm the one who draws them. I know how good they are. When Carp draws Marseys he makes SHIT. I draw the gourmet artsy stuff because when I look at it I want to connect with it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Marsey in my Photoshop, it's the dead BIPOC in my garage.

Let me ask you a question. When you came logging on here, did you notice a sign out in front of my site that said "Dead BIPOC Storage?"

You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead BIPOCs ain't my fricking business, that's why!

!chuds promote my snappy

Luckily, I try to prep for every possible self defense situation that could reasonably come up in a day to day scenario, and this is one of the battle scenarios I drill for on a weekly basis.

Whenever I leave the house I cover myself in copious amounts of lotion and Vaseline in order to skinmaxx and privilegemaxx. This also allows me to break free of grapples easier. Next, 4 hours before leaving my house I'll usually ingest about 50mg of chocolate laxatives before inserting my squat plug as my daily Carry. I always keep my butthole loaded, but on safety hence the squat plug to prevent a negligent discharge.

In this scenario, the women attempting to steal my innocence and purity would be unable to grab me and hold me down. If the lotion and Vaseline dries up, I can remove my squat plug and fire a few rounds, taking out a few of the women and replenishing the lubrication in a 5 foot radius. I'll then put my weapon back on safe and wait to reload in the fetal position from the safety of my shit swamp that I have just created. Rinse and repeat until all threats are neutralized, and I can continue about my day knowing that the threats are over, as I'm already covered in shit and Vaseline.

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

My World War 2 veteran grandpa saw the word “bussy” on a video

Last night he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy” and I asked where he heard that word and he said a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around and saying it was his bussy. Poo shot everywhere as he shook his butt since he can't control his own bowels so I was left a mess to clean up.

I could not find the video but my grandpa is NINETY why is this world so cold 🥲 I mean I laughed out of shock tho. I'm watching his videos now and they're not like that help me.

/r/rantgrumps lol

I need a respirator 'cause I'm running out of breath

For you're an all night generator wrapped in stockings and a dress

When you find your medicine, you take what you can get

'Cause if there's something better, baby

Well, they haven't found it yet

Oh, oh, oh, your love is like bad medicine

Bad medicine is what I need

Oh, oh, oh, shake it up, just like bad medicine

There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease

Nah, son. Free pie.

I'm a therian vampire. That means I have a wolf soul trapped in a vampire body :( AWOOOOoooOOOooOOO~~~

buhhhh duh bububu a a a tkt blagharga

nomma klabodo blagharga komk--

BUBUBU Â GOM!

KOMKA KOMKA

Carp would have loved this if he was still alive.

Just checked your rdrama backlink profile, I noticed a large amount of toxic links pointing to your website

I can't do situps at the gym because they make me queef very loud.

Sometimes I research before I vote, other times I just pick a name.

frick you spongebob

White power 1 - 2 - 3 - 4!

I stand watch my country, going down the drain

We are all at fault, we are all to blame

We're letting them takeover, we just let 'em come

Once we had an Empire, and now we've got a slum

(chorus)

White Power! For England

White Power! Today

White Power! For Britain

Before it gets too late

Well we've seen a lot of riots, we just sit and scoff

We've seen a lot of muggings, and the judges let 'em off

(chorus)

Well we've gotta do something, to try and stop the rot

And the traitors that have used us, they should all be shot

(chorus)

middle eight:

Are we gonna sit and let them come?

Have they got the White man on the run?

Multi-racial society is a mess

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I was working for an agency that managed Rolling Stones and me and another agent buddy were driving them around in and old VW Golf, with three people in front and four in the back. When we got out my agent friend got news he was sacked and I was worried why. I said “don't know, it was Agency” and he misheard and said “yea I know it was my Intelligence”. I was a special agent of sorts and we were tasked with a mission to nuke Iran. we were tossing coins to determine who is gonna press the trigger and be the one to nuke Iran. My friend pulled his lucky coin from his mother (this friend I haven't seen for 25 years) and said who gets tails nukes. I tossed heads, he tossed tails. There were also two more people to toss, but I already started dancing and chanting “I'm not killing babies, I'm not killing babies”

But Crash is not mad. It is, in fact, a terrifyingly sane book. Much like Sade's best work, one senses throughout that Ballard is not crazy. Instead, he is offering a scientific examination of pathology. Sade's works are littered with precise enumerations, lengthy descriptions of beautifully set tables and expensive furniture, the configurations into which bodies may be manipulated for maximization of pleasure—he was, after all, a man of the Enlightenment. Ballard was a man of the atomic age. He experienced World War II up close from the perspective of its victims, and he knew that no sane method could make sense of these events, which ended with the release of a weapon that liquidated hundreds of thousands but likely saved millions. He understood that we can only grasp the chaos of the human psyche by learning to speak its language and to read the signs it has left in the wreckage.

pee pee poo poo

Brevity is the soul of wit, and the death of rdramastrags

Hes back!!!1!11!!11

Oogity boogity ooma ta booma blah haha!

https://twitter.com/basedpeppa/status/1775278582438453425

You talk about whites like I talk about Jews. We're both so close to the edge of our respective political horseshoe; wanna date?