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A 30 year old non binary dog walker that can't make eye contact with the camera in their laptop and wants to eventually teach philosophy to teenagers is the moderator that was chosen to represent this sub on conservative news. I feel like Cartman when he loses his ability to laugh.


A day of reckoning will come to our enemies and of jubilee to my people. The hated yoke of English domination and arrogance will be broken in this land.

A 30 year old non binary dog walker that can't make eye contact with the camera in their laptop and wants to eventually teach philosophy to teenagers is the moderator that was chosen to represent this sub on conservative news. I feel like Cartman when he loses his ability to laugh.

Have snappy gamble

Add a slot machine command quote with like a 10,000 bet or something


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

Have snappy gamble Add a slot machine command quote with like a 10,000 bet or something

He's broke now, are you happy?

He's broke now, are you happy?

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And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

:marseyorthodox: And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

YOU hate me because I show people your alts that never name Jews.

I also have made countless memes that piss off the paid Leftist Jew shills that infest this site!

Look at all my good content posts ! Jews hate me! and Paid Democrat Shills hate me, but I must name the jews!

https://consumeproduct.win/u/else/?type=post

See? Good stuff I still post here versus other sites. SEETHE JEWS!

rdctd NEVER EVER materially names the jews in posts, hust attacks Republicans for his democrat masters : see ? Now he deletes his posts :

https://consumeproduct.win/u/rdctd/?type=post

rdctd is a obvious downvoting shill alt trying to ruin this site

YOU hate me because I show people your alts that never name Jews. I also have made countless memes that piss off the paid Leftist Jew shills that infest this site! Look at all my good content posts ! Jews hate me! and Paid Democrat Shills hate me, but I must name the jews! https://consumeproduct.win/u/else/?type=post See? Good stuff I still post here versus other sites. SEETHE JEWS! rdctd NEVER EVER materially names the jews in posts, hust attacks Republicans for his democrat masters : see ? Now he deletes his posts : https://consumeproduct.win/u/rdctd/?type=post rdctd is a obvious downvoting shill alt trying to ruin this site

re: downvotes

You came at me. I was very sincere about what I wrote, and you made a snide comment. I know this is the Internet, and I know people like you are happy to make drive-by-snarks, and hit the downvote button when someone makes you look silly, but next time you get the temptation to show everyone how clever you think you are, remember this:

You're not as smart, not as clever, not as funny as you think you are, and there are people like me that will shut you down. Act like an adult, or unplug the keyboard you're hiding behind.

re: downvotes You came at me. I was very sincere about what I wrote, and you made a snide comment. I know this is the Internet, and I know people like you are happy to make drive-by-snarks, and hit the downvote button when someone makes you look silly, but next time you get the temptation to show everyone how clever you think you are, remember this: You're not as smart, not as clever, not as funny as you think you are, and there are people like me that will shut you down. Act like an adult, or unplug the keyboard you're hiding behind.

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welcome to the rawring 20s :3 XD #fur4lyfe

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Dude... I thought my reddit history was something to be ashamed of.

All you do is talk shit and lie. You def don't have that mindset. You're leading people to belive you're a skinny, racist, homosexual, that hates women but supports islam? You obviously watch alot of porn and havnt got ANY play from women. And gay dudes are cold and choosy.

Bro. Seriously love yourself or you give no one a reason to love you. Message me or something because someone needs to guide you. Even if it's trolling maybe im 34 and Im old.. idk im fucking amazed you do this for fun. AND I USED TO SHOOT HEROIN AND BEEN TO PRISON.

I did not mean to berate you but your words are useless. WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR SKINNY? WHEN YOUR GAY FANTASY HAD YOU SALAVATING OVER A 300 POUND MAN? SO YOU COULD MAKE OP FEEL BAD ABOUT HER WEIGHT? SHE HAS A LIFE HOMIE.

Stay behind the keyboard so you can talk all you want from your multiple accounts. If you were in dallas texas... you wouldn't say any of that shit outloud. I might be a lowlife longhaired junkie, who's probably going back to prison. But I bet more women write me and send pictures and video visit me because I don't spew garbage.

Excuse me, I have to go to go to work. And my nieces new rock band is playing tonight.

Dude... I thought my reddit history was something to be ashamed of. All you do is talk shit and lie. You def don't have that mindset. You're leading people to belive you're a skinny, racist, homosexual, that hates women but supports islam? You obviously watch alot of porn and havnt got ANY play from women. And gay dudes are cold and choosy. Bro. Seriously love yourself or you give no one a reason to love you. Message me or something because someone needs to guide you. Even if it's trolling maybe im 34 and Im old.. idk im fucking amazed you do this for fun. AND I USED TO SHOOT HEROIN AND BEEN TO PRISON. I did not mean to berate you but your words are useless. WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR SKINNY? WHEN YOUR GAY FANTASY HAD YOU SALAVATING OVER A 300 POUND MAN? SO YOU COULD MAKE OP FEEL BAD ABOUT HER WEIGHT? SHE HAS A LIFE HOMIE. Stay behind the keyboard so you can talk all you want from your multiple accounts. If you were in dallas texas... you wouldn't say any of that shit outloud. I might be a lowlife longhaired junkie, who's probably going back to prison. But I bet more women write me and send pictures and video visit me because I don't spew garbage. Excuse me, I have to go to go to work. And my nieces new rock band is playing tonight.

Have you owned the libs yet?

Thank you overwatch, thank you r/Overwatch, thank you Jeff Kaplan, thank you Blizzard. I really just... can't express in words how much I want to thank you all. Overwatch is just... a beautiful game... This might be downvoted, but I just need to tell you guys this... thank you all so much, more than you know. the game is hardly even a game, it's a universe. Blizzard hired some of the best people, the community attracted the best typed of people (but also bad ones...) and I wish I could go to every single one of you and thank you all personally.

When I heard about overwatch, I passed it off... didn't look like my game, then my brother showed me the cinematic trailers, and I thought it was cool. But my love for it grew... my brother introduced me to youtubers, showed it to me on release day, and more. But, I was broke... I kept loving Overwatch, and it means a lot to me. It's always been there if I wanted it, so many fans, all are amazing and provide something amazing. People can be salty, but we all get pissed off and tired. I usually joke around with Hanzo Mains and many other "low skill" mains, but no. we're all heroes. Even if we're just sitting in front of our computers, or consoles, or whatever... we're all heroes. we're Soldiers, Scientists, Adventures... Oddities.

My parents split up, Overwatch was still my dream. always there, always stuff to look at about it. I again, can't express how much Overwatch means to me. The characters are amazing, the settings are amazing, it's all amazing... the fans, they make it better... they've all changed the game for me.

I end with this... you are a hero. We're all heroes, and if you're looking to join Overwatch... do it. the world could always use more heroes. We stand together, watching over the world. we stand together, we stand as Soldiers, Scientists, Adventurers, Oddities, Men, Women, Defenders, we are the light for this dark world, we are the life in piles of death, we are... heroes.

We are Overwatch.

Thank you overwatch, thank you r/Overwatch, thank you Jeff Kaplan, thank you Blizzard. I really just... can't express in words how much I want to thank you all. Overwatch is just... a beautiful game... This might be downvoted, but I just need to tell you guys this... thank you all so much, more than you know. the game is hardly even a game, it's a universe. Blizzard hired some of the best people, the community attracted the best typed of people (but also bad ones...) and I wish I could go to every single one of you and thank you all personally. When I heard about overwatch, I passed it off... didn't look like my game, then my brother showed me the cinematic trailers, and I thought it was cool. But my love for it grew... my brother introduced me to youtubers, showed it to me on release day, and more. But, I was broke... I kept loving Overwatch, and it means a lot to me. It's always been there if I wanted it, so many fans, all are amazing and provide something amazing. People can be salty, but we all get pissed off and tired. I usually joke around with Hanzo Mains and many other "low skill" mains, but no. we're all heroes. Even if we're just sitting in front of our computers, or consoles, or whatever... we're all heroes. we're Soldiers, Scientists, Adventures... Oddities. My parents split up, Overwatch was still my dream. always there, always stuff to look at about it. I again, can't express how much Overwatch means to me. The characters are amazing, the settings are amazing, it's all amazing... the fans, they make it better... they've all changed the game for me. I end with this... you are a hero. We're all heroes, and if you're looking to join Overwatch... do it. the world could always use more heroes. We stand together, watching over the world. we stand together, we stand as Soldiers, Scientists, Adventurers, Oddities, Men, Women, Defenders, we are the light for this dark world, we are the life in piles of death, we are... heroes. We are Overwatch.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting mantids are causing AI mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program weather manipulation fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of satan.

The interdimensional reptilian shapeshifting mantids are causing AI mossad deepfake false flags by masonic predictive program weather manipulation fluoride trails to distract moloch crisis actors from the fact that fake news aliens are hollow and that the sandy hook landing never happened so (((they))) can continue to harvest gangstalker jesuit adrenochrome from our kali yuga pineal glands for chinese nanochip astral projection remotely through demonic V2K 5G technology from the black cube HAARP hexagon on top of satan.

I just had the most awkward moment, me (17M cis) and my girlfriend (17F trans) just got done having sex (for context my girlfriend is trans mtf and she passes amazingly well) we got done and we both were gonna get in the shower together thinking we were home alone (mind you we weren't) we finish our shower then decide to go back to my room since our clothes were in there. So my girlfriend walks out the bathroom but turns out my mom came home while we were in the shower and she saw my girlfriend naked but the worst part is she saw girlfriends dick. They freeze until my girlfriend runs to my room and slams the door, I peak out the bathroom and my mom yells "OP YOU DIDNT TELL ME SHE WAS A TRANNY!" I grab a towel and go back to my room where I have to comfort my crying girlfriend since she heard my mom yell that now my mom thinks I'm gay (when I'm completely straight) FML dude, she deserves better

I just had the most awkward moment, me (17M cis) and my girlfriend (17F trans) just got done having sex (for context my girlfriend is trans mtf and she passes amazingly well) we got done and we both were gonna get in the shower together thinking we were home alone (mind you we weren't) we finish our shower then decide to go back to my room since our clothes were in there. So my girlfriend walks out the bathroom but turns out my mom came home while we were in the shower and she saw my girlfriend naked but the worst part is she saw girlfriends dick. They freeze until my girlfriend runs to my room and slams the door, I peak out the bathroom and my mom yells "OP YOU DIDNT TELL ME SHE WAS A TRANNY!" I grab a towel and go back to my room where I have to comfort my crying girlfriend since she heard my mom yell that now my mom thinks I'm gay (when I'm completely straight) FML dude, she deserves better

Oh look it's (((you))) again. It's incredible that out of the sheer volume of shit I've seen spew out of your keyboard you have never even stumbled on a crumb of intelligent thought, even by chance. You don't even have the grace to be moronic in an entertaining way, it's just non-stop forgettable drivel.

Oh look it's (((you))) again. It's incredible that out of the sheer volume of shit I've seen spew out of your keyboard you have never even stumbled on a crumb of intelligent thought, even by chance. You don't even have the grace to be moronic in an entertaining way, it's just non-stop forgettable drivel.

I don't know how feasible this is, but is it possible to publish a sortable and searchable matrix that references all snappy quotes and their truescore / # of posts? This would be useful for justifying the removal of wordswordswords that most people skim over. It also gives other people a better idea of what the essence of a good snappy quote actually is. Marseys should be excluded from this, as they are all good and should not be under deliberation.

I don't know how feasible this is, but is it possible to publish a sortable and searchable matrix that references all snappy quotes and their truescore / # of posts? This would be useful for justifying the removal of wordswordswords that most people skim over. It also gives other people a better idea of what the essence of a good snappy quote actually is. Marseys should be excluded from this, as they are all good and should not be under deliberation.

Care to put your money where your mouth is,straggot? 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Care to put your money where your mouth is,straggot? 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

You are a drug-addled, self-admittedly depressed shut-in regurgitating mediocre r/politics takes while also preparing to effectively commit suicide in the Alaskan wilderness. Where the fuck do you get off impuning those who even remotely deviate from your chosen narrative as stupid? By all measures, you're an abject failure. Get a grip and get the fuck off the internet already so you can get your trainwreck of a life back on track.

You are a drug-addled, self-admittedly depressed shut-in regurgitating mediocre r/politics takes while also preparing to effectively commit suicide in the Alaskan wilderness. Where the fuck do you get off impuning those who even remotely deviate from your chosen narrative as stupid? By all measures, you're an abject failure. Get a grip and get the fuck off the internet already so you can get your trainwreck of a life back on track.

Damn, you're really mad over this, but thanks for the effort you put into typing that all out! Sadly I won't read it all.

For longpostbot too

> Damn, you're really mad over this, but thanks for the effort you put into typing that all out! Sadly I won't read it all. For longpostbot too

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But I'm going to need assurance in this form: ground your son. Don't ever let him use rdrama.net again. Take his phone. If I see "your son" on the site again I'll know it was you and you were bluffing. Rdrama.netr is super toxic because it's about enjoying and creating internet drama. For your kids sake don't let him use ir. Ir. It. Sorry lol.

But I'm going to need assurance in this form: ground your son. Don't ever let him use rdrama.net again. Take his phone. If I see "your son" on the site again I'll know it was you and you were bluffing. Rdrama.netr is super toxic because it's about enjoying and creating internet drama. For your kids sake don't let him use ir. Ir. It. Sorry lol.
[The only type of person who could possibly make an argument against zoophilia could be a vegetarian or better still a vegan, anyone who eats meat has no leg to stand on. I’m not a vegetarian but I know eating meat is wrong, I just don't have the willpower to give it up…](https://derpibooru.org/images/608340#comment_4994771)

He's unironically right, as long as it's not rape

He's unironically right, as long as it's not rape
[Dat’s alot of horse vag.](https://derpibooru.org/images/234121#comment_1010402)

the reason I'm blackpilled is because I would turn into a scrambling animal when faced with death, as would you (inb4 "I wouldn't"). You can live life by your basest urges and have the exact same life as a moral person. I have seen abusive psychopaths valued more by society than good people simply because the psychopath has a better smile. I would argue that acting like a psychotic r-slur in any given situation has a better net positive for you in the long run.

There are too many people I wish to bring down with me. I'll do it once I blackpill enough people. And yes I would be afraid if someone came at me with a knife. This proves my point, civilization and empathy are forced responses, we're all animals in our base state. In fact, I feel as if I'm one of the few moral people on the planet, which is why I'm an outcast.

inb4 you don't seem very moral

I have absolutely nothing to prove to you and you mean nothing to me.

I can take down so, SO many more people with my voice alone.

the reason I'm blackpilled is because I would turn into a scrambling animal when faced with death, as would you (inb4 "I wouldn't"). You can live life by your basest urges and have the exact same life as a moral person. I have seen abusive psychopaths valued more by society than good people simply because the psychopath has a better smile. I would argue that acting like a psychotic r-slur in any given situation has a better net positive for you in the long run. There are too many people I wish to bring down with me. I'll do it once I blackpill enough people. And yes I would be afraid if someone came at me with a knife. This proves my point, civilization and empathy are forced responses, we're all animals in our base state. In fact, I feel as if I'm one of the few moral people on the planet, which is why I'm an outcast. >inb4 you don't seem very moral I have absolutely nothing to prove to you and you mean nothing to me. I can take down so, SO many more people with my voice alone.

You're insulting me because:

  1. You cannot back up your claims

  2. You logically cannot process that I'm right and you're wrong.

  3. You're of limited intelligence

  4. And since everything in your life seems to be done for you, you cannot make your own cogent argument.

Go ahead and call me more names and tell me I'm a prime suspect for your reeducation camps. Those will only exist in your imagination as there will be no revolution because you have no revolutionaries and almost none of the weapons, certainly very little battlefield experience. How do you imagine you'd win a revolution against me?


A day of reckoning will come to our enemies and of jubilee to my people. The hated yoke of English domination and arrogance will be broken in this land.

You're insulting me because: 1. You cannot back up your claims 2. You logically cannot process that I'm right and you're wrong. 3. You're of limited intelligence 4. And since everything in your life seems to be done for you, you cannot make your own cogent argument. Go ahead and call me more names and tell me I'm a prime suspect for your reeducation camps. Those will only exist in your imagination as there will be no revolution because you have no revolutionaries and almost none of the weapons, certainly very little battlefield experience. How do you imagine you'd win a revolution against me?

My failure to what? Obtain 50k dramacoin? And that means IM the one who lives in their mom's basement? Get a life you terminally online fuck. For your information I live in a shack in the woods, far away from the urban hellscape someone like you calls home. At least my mom had a basement, they don't put those in Brooklyn apartments. I don't make my money bending my spine over a desk scribbling at numbers either, I'm a blue collar man, not a shriveled, pale, soft creature like I know that you are. You would never dare to talk shit like this to me irl, I would smack the twisted lips right off of your filthy goblin face.

This is perfect drama. They literally go into a neighborhood looking for trouble and find it, then complain. I even include a link to a thread where people from both groups are fighting. You could post a thread like this for literally any other cultural group here and no one would blink an eye. But somehow, just because it's Jews, it's "MDEcel shit", and "I'm gonna get us banned". Why? Wtf? Because there some unspoken "no criticizing Israel" rule encompassing the entirety of the internet? Do I need to quote Voltaire?

Maybe you feel like some big dog here but we all know what you are in the real world. Run along little rat, all you are doing here is betraying your true nature. You've already been found out.

My failure to what? Obtain 50k dramacoin? And that means IM the one who lives in their mom's basement? Get a life you terminally online fuck. For your information I live in a shack in the woods, far away from the urban hellscape someone like you calls home. At least my mom had a basement, they don't put those in Brooklyn apartments. I don't make my money bending my spine over a desk scribbling at numbers either, I'm a blue collar man, not a shriveled, pale, soft creature like I know that you are. You would never dare to talk shit like this to me irl, I would smack the twisted lips right off of your filthy goblin face. This is perfect drama. They literally go into a neighborhood looking for trouble and find it, then complain. I even include a link to a thread where people from both groups are fighting. You could post a thread like this for literally any other cultural group here and no one would blink an eye. But somehow, just because it's Jews, it's "MDEcel shit", and "I'm gonna get us banned". Why? Wtf? Because there some unspoken "no criticizing Israel" rule encompassing the entirety of the internet? Do I need to quote Voltaire? Maybe you feel like some big dog here but we all know what you are in the real world. Run along little rat, all you are doing here is betraying your true nature. You've already been found out.

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

Today I learned that a bunch of people are pretending to have DID on TikTok, and that many of the most egregious of these children are pretending to be characters from roleplaying Minecraft streams.

If people think ceiling fans, Reddit communities, Minecraft streams, or ancient game community wikis are worth unironic interest, then I'm going to take wonderful care of myself, so that I can see what the mentally unstable children of Zoomers sink all their time into after Palantir automates the economy.

Bellylint communities? Streamers who poop? People who write fanfiction about the streamers who poop? The first world is running out of problems fast, and as Ted would call them, people's surrogate goals are becoming less and less fulfilling than ever.

Ten years ago, I thought the most pathetic thing imaginable was reading a 1.5 million word piece of fanfiction about, iunno, Twilight. Pretty soon, fanfiction is going to be taught at the University level (uh, briefly forget that Wide Sargasso Sea exists plz), and the communications majors we all make fun of today will be replaced by Influencer class, where Pewdiepie's catchphrase (pewdiepie) will be treated as some kind of keystone thesis to the topic.

It's easy to be an environmental doomer and cry about all the cows and cars, or cry about latestage capitalism because they're too fat and Biden won't pay for lipo, or cry that Republicans exist; but if anyone here hasn't read all 33k words of the great Unabomber, stop what you're doing right now and start it. I don't want to be 70 and hear from where I get my world news that the world's best farter has died.

If someone's trolling your GoldenEye fan wiki, or your famous Runescape players fan wiki, maybe you should just bemoan the fact that you weren't bullied enough as a child, and that you should keep yourself safer from now on. I guess this is the consequence of too many people, though, and the fact that everyone's gotta be the best at something. Someone's the best at swimming, which means I have to make being the best at cataloging Shampoo bottles in an Excel sheet suffice.

And yes, I'm unironically schizoposting. It's one of the few joys in my life, because Ted couldn't overthrow the government thirty years ago, and now I have to be on a computer 15 hours a day. Thanks a fucking lot, Ted.

God modern life's pathetic. Imagine beginning every day of your life 1) thankful that you're still alive, and 2) anxiously spent feeding yourself and trying to kill your neighbors. Imagine knowing 30 people ever in your life, and having fought every single one of them.

Are fight clubs legal? Like in Fight Club? 🏴‍☠️drama needs to open up some local chapters. You read about the existence of a Runescape celebrity wiki, and then you and your friend punch and kick at each other with blindrage to erase that fact from memory.

TLDR this drama depresses me, because it seems like these people are under the impression that life is infinitely long and that their opinions on anything could ever matter, and that they aren't embarrassed of being themselves.

Today I learned that a bunch of people are pretending to have DID on TikTok, and that many of the most egregious of these children are pretending to be characters from roleplaying Minecraft streams. If people think ceiling fans, Reddit communities, Minecraft streams, or ancient game community wikis are worth unironic interest, then I'm going to take wonderful care of myself, so that I can see what the mentally unstable children of Zoomers sink all their time into after Palantir automates the economy. Bellylint communities? Streamers who poop? People who write fanfiction about the streamers who poop? The first world is running out of problems fast, and as Ted would call them, people's surrogate goals are becoming less and less fulfilling than ever. Ten years ago, I thought the most pathetic thing imaginable was reading a 1.5 million word piece of fanfiction about, iunno, Twilight. Pretty soon, fanfiction is going to be taught at the University level (uh, briefly forget that Wide Sargasso Sea exists plz), and the communications majors we all make fun of today will be replaced by Influencer class, where Pewdiepie's catchphrase (pewdiepie) will be treated as some kind of keystone thesis to the topic. It's easy to be an environmental doomer and cry about all the cows and cars, or cry about latestage capitalism because they're too fat and Biden won't pay for lipo, or cry that Republicans exist; but if anyone here hasn't read all 33k words of the great Unabomber, stop what you're doing right now and start it. I don't want to be 70 and hear from where I get my world news that the world's best farter has died. If someone's trolling your GoldenEye fan wiki, or your famous Runescape players fan wiki, maybe you should just bemoan the fact that you weren't bullied enough as a child, and that you should keep yourself safer from now on. I guess this is the consequence of too many people, though, and the fact that everyone's gotta be the best at something. Someone's the best at swimming, which means I have to make being the best at cataloging Shampoo bottles in an Excel sheet suffice. And yes, I'm unironically schizoposting. It's one of the few joys in my life, because Ted couldn't overthrow the government thirty years ago, and now I have to be on a computer 15 hours a day. Thanks a fucking lot, Ted. God modern life's pathetic. Imagine beginning every day of your life 1) thankful that you're still alive, and 2) anxiously spent feeding yourself and trying to kill your neighbors. Imagine knowing 30 people ever in your life, and having fought every single one of them. Are fight clubs legal? Like in Fight Club? 🏴‍☠️drama needs to open up some local chapters. You read about the existence of a Runescape celebrity wiki, and then you and your friend punch and kick at each other with blindrage to erase that fact from memory. TLDR this drama depresses me, because it seems like these people are under the impression that life is infinitely long and that their opinions on anything could ever matter, and that they aren't embarrassed of being themselves.

That degree finally paying off

You're a drive by troll who is obviously deeply mentally ill and unhappy, and have nothing of value to contribute to any intellectual conversation, only your insecure ad homs from your terminally online hell hole of a life.

You're a drive by troll who is obviously deeply mentally ill and unhappy, and have nothing of value to contribute to any intellectual conversation, only your insecure ad homs from your terminally online hell hole of a life.

You may think larping as bardfinn is funny, but It also happens to be a federal crime. The fbi is currently building their case against you for impersonating an unpaid internet moderator.

:#chudsey:

You may think larping as bardfinn is funny, but It also happens to be a federal crime. The fbi is currently building their case against you for impersonating an unpaid internet moderator. :#chudsey:

You are ironypoisoned and are so contrarian you got psyopped into liking Israel and Jews, congrats you're dumber than even 5%ers

You are ironypoisoned and are so contrarian you got psyopped into liking Israel and Jews, congrats you're dumber than even 5%ers

OK.

You have heard my introduction... My name is John Lucas & I'm here to discuss the Small Penis Self-Image Crisis

You have heard my history... My history of studying Self-Image Issues & how I stumbled upon the Small Penis Complex

And you have heard my original self-image rehabilitation workshop called The Five Steps... DISCOVERY: The Five Step Journey To Solve The Self-Image Complex

But now I want to bring to you another set of insights I discovered early on studying this Small Penis Crisis. The Problem with the word "Average" & Defining the Penis Sizes


When I first studied this Small Penis Self-Image Crisis at Measurection.com at the beginning of this century, I kept noticing a familiar word pop up in the discussion.

AVERAGE.

In all the confusion trying to make sense of this social/sexual/psychological madness caused by the Small Penis Stigma, the men would pour over every scientific study put out there to find the "Average" Penis Size.

5 inches. 5.5 inches. 6 inches. 5.25 inches. 4.75 inches. 5.75 jnches. 5.33 inches. 5.66 inches. 5.375 inches. 5.875 inches.

And with whatever number the study published, the men would measure themselves against that standard. And either they would feel better about themselves, worse about themselves, or cautiously anxious about themselves depending on wherever their size lined up with the stated figure.

It was like guys looking up the latest Sports Scores! It might as well have been RBI vs. ERA or TD vs. PAT vs. FG or 3FG% vs. FT% or OutOfBox vs. SixYardBox. It was like Fantasy Football except turned inwardly on the men's bodies. Another analogy would be The Stock Market & checking Futures. NASDAQ meet PENASDAQ. Buy! Sell! Short! Long!


I said to myself there's something maddening about all of this. The guys are rating themselves against a moving target. Averages are merely computations that are dependent on the numbers input into the equation. Dependent on the sample & you don't know WHO is being sampled to come up with that average. Besides this nebulous "Average" can NEVER tell you how to MAKE USE of your size in the sex act. The best it can tell you in its own roundabout way is that there are more built like you than there are not. That's all.

If 5.5 inches is stated as "The Average" but the Women of the World look down on 5.5 inches, this didn't solve anything. You "made the cut" on some half-baked scientific study but the Stigma against your kind still exists in the world. Your 2 most prominent problems would still exist: [1] You would not know any better how to MAKE OPTIMUM USE of your penis size in Sexual Penetration (PIV) to be Sexually Competitive. [2] You would not remove the Cultural Stigma that denigrates small-penised men which damages Social Belonging & Available/Reliable Sexual Partners (for short-term flings OR long-term relationships that could turn into families).


The key problem with using the word "AVERAGE" to quantify penis size is that the term is inherently SUBJECTIVE. It's a moving computation depending on the data input. That's why you have to keep checking updates from newly-produced scientific studies. It's never static & solid. It's always based on a POV or a newly-minted professional consensus. Averages are SUBJECTIVE because no one HAS EVER or WILL EVER compute the penis sizes of EVERY SINGLE MAN and FUTURE MAN on Planet Earth to reach a DEFINITIVE conclusion.

So what word can quantify Penis Size & do it in a rock-solid unmistakable OBJECTIVE way?

MEDIUM.

The word "MEDIUM" is inherently OBJECTIVE. It is not dependent on outside study or POV. It is fixed & self-defining. By definition, MEDIUM means MIDDLE. The CENTER Point between Two Opposite Points. Both MEDIUM & its plural MEDIA literally means BETWEEN when you trace the roots of Latin's MEDIUS. From the air two people speak across to the wires & wireless frequencies that telephone/television/internetworks are built upon, all of it GOES BETWEEN Speaker & Receiver. The Go-Betweens in the MIDDLE, in the CENTER of Two Points, Two People, Two Sets of Peoples. The MEDIA, The MEDIUM that Goes Between transmits the MESSAGE.

And the MESSAGE I want you to receive from using the word "MEDIUM" is not just the fact that "if there's a SMALL & a LARGE, there must be a MEDIUM" (like in T-Shirts, Pizzas, & Slushees from the convenience store)... ...but also I want you to understand the inherent properties of the sizes so that you view your size as a SEXUAL TOOL. A mechanic or handyman never sees his 3/16 wrench as inferior to his 7/16 wrench. He knows that each tool serves its own purpose & role. There are times when he needs his Phillips & times he needs his Flathead. All of his tools are important & none are disposable. That's why he carries his tool belt & drags along his tool box.

Once we leave behind the word AVERAGE & start looking at things in terms of SMALL MEDIUM LARGE, we can figure out how to make SMALL work more effectively in PIV to enhance your Sexual Competition & reduce the Cultural Stigma.


Wait a minute. There's a problem here.

We now know that it's not SMALL AVERAGE LARGE but instead SMALL MEDIUM LARGE but...but... WE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THOSE TERMS EVEN MEAN!! What IS SMALL?! What IS MEDIUM?! What IS LARGE?! Putting the cart before the horse here. How in the hell did we overlook this basic crucial step?

See, that's the OTHER thing I figured out studying this. How in the hell are you gonna talk about Penis Size when you haven't even defined Which Size Is Which FIRST?? I mean, NOBODY has done this! EVER! How do you miss THAT?! All of these scientists & statisticians plugging in data to these "AVERAGE" Penis Size studies but nobody ever thought to define OBJECTIVE Penis Sizes yet. Building a house with no foundation. No wonder it keeps toppling!

My belief about these AVERAGE Penis Size studies is that they're not about helping men deal with Penis Size Complexes but REALLY to deliver data to condom-making companies so they can figure out how to target & optimize sales. CAPITALISM fucking up everything else yet again. It's always about PROFIT & nothing else.

Well, screw these profiteers & their bullshit studies. Let's do it ourselves. Right here. Right now.


Defining The Sizes

If there's a MEDIUM, then there has to be a SMALL & a LARGE.

• SMALL

• MEDIUM

• LARGE

OK, that's a start. We got 3 basic categories to cover the range of sizes. But we need numbers to go along with these letters. We gotta think about what figures go into these categories. Since I'm American, I'm gonna use that old outdated English system with all of its Yards, Feet, & Inches. Yeah, I know. Even the English don't use the English system anymore. They use Metric. But just humor me, OK?

We know that Micropenises of 1 inch or even less exist so we will use that as the Pole for the SMALL end. We also know that Jonah Falcon exists & he's supposed to be 13 inches so we'll use that as the Pole for the LARGE end. And the honest truth is that actually that human growth can go into the Ripley's Believe It Or Not files so there's probably some undiscovered person in the world even beyond HIM. But we'll keep it reasonable by keeping out Blue Moon types & focusing on a more tangible Common to Rare range that covers virtually everybody.

So with effectively 0 inches as the end point for SMALL to 13 inches as the end point for LARGE, we have our size range. All we have to do now is place this range into the size categories evenly.

13 ÷ 3 = ??? Uhhh...ummm...hm.

• SMALL - 1 inch & less. 2 inches. 3 inches. 4 inches.

• MEDIUM - 5 inches. 6 inches. 7 inches. 8 inches.

• LARGE - 9 inches. 10 inches. 11 inches. 12 inches. 13 inches & more.

This is off. There are too many entries into the LARGE category for perfect even representation. And even if I capped off the LARGE range to 12 inches so it could be perfectly dividable by 3, somehow I don't think those sizes all belong in that type of grouping. There's a functional difference between 1 inch & 4 inches. There's a functional difference between 5 inches & 8 inches. There's a functional difference between 9 inches & 12 inches.

If I went the OTHER way & included a little of that Ripley's category to make the range 0 inches to 15 inches to be perfectly dividable by 3, the groupings would get EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS! SMALL would range from 0 to 5 inches. MEDIUM would range from 6 to 10 inches. LARGE would range 11 to 15 inches.

This is simply not gonna work with 3 Categories. And we need a Middle category to cover the MEDIUM. So let's try the next odd number up & use 5 as the divider.


• XTRA SMALL

• SMALL

• MEDIUM

• LARGE

• XTRA LARGE

OK, much better. The groupings should make more sense now with 5 Categories. And with the addition of the XTRA label, we corral off the rarer sizes into their own categories so that the more common sizes are more accurately grouped. The most EXTREME of Extremes so we jazz it up & call it X-tra. So now it doesn't matter so much about the Ripley's factor. We can divide the range of 15 by 5 easily.

15 ÷ 5 = 3

• XTRA SMALL - 1 inch or less. 2 inches. 3 inches.

• SMALL - 4 inches. 5 inches. 6 inches.

• MEDIUM - 7 inches. 8 inches. 9 inches.

• LARGE - 10 inches. 11 inches. 12 inches.

• XTRA LARGE - 13 inches. 14 inches. 15 inches.

OK, solid grouping & perfectly even representation. But......something ain't quite right about this layout. I mean, the rare EXTREMES of Micropenises & Jona

OK. You have heard my introduction... My name is John Lucas & I'm here to discuss the Small Penis Self-Image Crisis You have heard my history... My history of studying Self-Image Issues & how I stumbled upon the Small Penis Complex And you have heard my original self-image rehabilitation workshop called The Five Steps... DISCOVERY: The Five Step Journey To Solve The Self-Image Complex But now I want to bring to you another set of insights I discovered early on studying this Small Penis Crisis. The Problem with the word "Average" & Defining the Penis Sizes ________________________________________________________________________ When I first studied this Small Penis Self-Image Crisis at Measurection.com at the beginning of this century, I kept noticing a familiar word pop up in the discussion. AVERAGE. In all the confusion trying to make sense of this social/sexual/psychological madness caused by the Small Penis Stigma, the men would pour over every scientific study put out there to find the "Average" Penis Size. 5 inches. 5.5 inches. 6 inches. 5.25 inches. 4.75 inches. 5.75 jnches. 5.33 inches. 5.66 inches. 5.375 inches. 5.875 inches. And with whatever number the study published, the men would measure themselves against that standard. And either they would feel better about themselves, worse about themselves, or cautiously anxious about themselves depending on wherever their size lined up with the stated figure. It was like guys looking up the latest Sports Scores! It might as well have been RBI vs. ERA or TD vs. PAT vs. FG or 3FG% vs. FT% or OutOfBox vs. SixYardBox. It was like Fantasy Football except turned inwardly on the men's bodies. Another analogy would be The Stock Market & checking Futures. NASDAQ meet PENASDAQ. Buy! Sell! Short! Long! __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ​ I said to myself there's something maddening about all of this. The guys are rating themselves against a moving target. Averages are merely computations that are dependent on the numbers input into the equation. Dependent on the sample & you don't know WHO is being sampled to come up with that average. Besides this nebulous "Average" can NEVER tell you how to MAKE USE of your size in the sex act. The best it can tell you in its own roundabout way is that there are more built like you than there are not. That's all. If 5.5 inches is stated as "The Average" but the Women of the World look down on 5.5 inches, this didn't solve anything. You "made the cut" on some half-baked scientific study but the Stigma against your kind still exists in the world. Your 2 most prominent problems would still exist: [1] You would not know any better how to MAKE OPTIMUM USE of your penis size in Sexual Penetration (PIV) to be Sexually Competitive. [2] You would not remove the Cultural Stigma that denigrates small-penised men which damages Social Belonging & Available/Reliable Sexual Partners (for short-term flings OR long-term relationships that could turn into families). __________________________________________________________________ ​ The key problem with using the word "AVERAGE" to quantify penis size is that the term is inherently SUBJECTIVE. It's a moving computation depending on the data input. That's why you have to keep checking updates from newly-produced scientific studies. It's never static & solid. It's always based on a POV or a newly-minted professional consensus. Averages are SUBJECTIVE because no one HAS EVER or WILL EVER compute the penis sizes of EVERY SINGLE MAN and FUTURE MAN on Planet Earth to reach a DEFINITIVE conclusion. So what word can quantify Penis Size & do it in a rock-solid unmistakable OBJECTIVE way? MEDIUM. The word "MEDIUM" is inherently OBJECTIVE. It is not dependent on outside study or POV. It is fixed & self-defining. By definition, MEDIUM means MIDDLE. The CENTER Point between Two Opposite Points. Both MEDIUM & its plural MEDIA literally means BETWEEN when you trace the roots of Latin's MEDIUS. From the air two people speak across to the wires & wireless frequencies that telephone/television/internetworks are built upon, all of it GOES BETWEEN Speaker & Receiver. The Go-Betweens in the MIDDLE, in the CENTER of Two Points, Two People, Two Sets of Peoples. The MEDIA, The MEDIUM that Goes Between transmits the MESSAGE. And the MESSAGE I want you to receive from using the word "MEDIUM" is not just the fact that "if there's a SMALL & a LARGE, there must be a MEDIUM" (like in T-Shirts, Pizzas, & Slushees from the convenience store)... ...but also I want you to understand the inherent properties of the sizes so that you view your size as a SEXUAL TOOL. A mechanic or handyman never sees his 3/16 wrench as inferior to his 7/16 wrench. He knows that each tool serves its own purpose & role. There are times when he needs his Phillips & times he needs his Flathead. All of his tools are important & none are disposable. That's why he carries his tool belt & drags along his tool box. Once we leave behind the word AVERAGE & start looking at things in terms of SMALL MEDIUM LARGE, we can figure out how to make SMALL work more effectively in PIV to enhance your Sexual Competition & reduce the Cultural Stigma. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ ​ Wait a minute. There's a problem here. We now know that it's not SMALL AVERAGE LARGE but instead SMALL MEDIUM LARGE but...but... WE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THOSE TERMS EVEN MEAN!! What IS SMALL?! What IS MEDIUM?! What IS LARGE?! Putting the cart before the horse here. How in the hell did we overlook this basic crucial step? ​ See, that's the OTHER thing I figured out studying this. How in the hell are you gonna talk about Penis Size when you haven't even defined Which Size Is Which FIRST?? I mean, NOBODY has done this! EVER! How do you miss THAT?! All of these scientists & statisticians plugging in data to these "AVERAGE" Penis Size studies but nobody ever thought to define OBJECTIVE Penis Sizes yet. Building a house with no foundation. No wonder it keeps toppling! My belief about these AVERAGE Penis Size studies is that they're not about helping men deal with Penis Size Complexes but REALLY to deliver data to condom-making companies so they can figure out how to target & optimize sales. CAPITALISM fucking up everything else yet again. It's always about PROFIT & nothing else. Well, screw these profiteers & their bullshit studies. Let's do it ourselves. Right here. Right now. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Defining The Sizes If there's a MEDIUM, then there has to be a SMALL & a LARGE. • SMALL • MEDIUM • LARGE OK, that's a start. We got 3 basic categories to cover the range of sizes. But we need numbers to go along with these letters. We gotta think about what figures go into these categories. Since I'm American, I'm gonna use that old outdated English system with all of its Yards, Feet, & Inches. Yeah, I know. Even the English don't use the English system anymore. They use Metric. But just humor me, OK? We know that Micropenises of 1 inch or even less exist so we will use that as the Pole for the SMALL end. We also know that Jonah Falcon exists & he's supposed to be 13 inches so we'll use that as the Pole for the LARGE end. And the honest truth is that actually that human growth can go into the Ripley's Believe It Or Not files so there's probably some undiscovered person in the world even beyond HIM. But we'll keep it reasonable by keeping out Blue Moon types & focusing on a more tangible Common to Rare range that covers virtually everybody. So with effectively 0 inches as the end point for SMALL to 13 inches as the end point for LARGE, we have our size range. All we have to do now is place this range into the size categories evenly. 13 ÷ 3 = ??? Uhhh...ummm...hm. • SMALL - 1 inch & less. 2 inches. 3 inches. 4 inches. • MEDIUM - 5 inches. 6 inches. 7 inches. 8 inches. • LARGE - 9 inches. 10 inches. 11 inches. 12 inches. 13 inches & more. This is off. There are too many entries into the LARGE category for perfect even representation. And even if I capped off the LARGE range to 12 inches so it could be perfectly dividable by 3, somehow I don't think those sizes all belong in that type of grouping. There's a functional difference between 1 inch & 4 inches. There's a functional difference between 5 inches & 8 inches. There's a functional difference between 9 inches & 12 inches. If I went the OTHER way & included a little of that Ripley's category to make the range 0 inches to 15 inches to be perfectly dividable by 3, the groupings would get EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS! SMALL would range from 0 to 5 inches. MEDIUM would range from 6 to 10 inches. LARGE would range 11 to 15 inches. This is simply not gonna work with 3 Categories. And we need a Middle category to cover the MEDIUM. So let's try the next odd number up & use 5 as the divider. _____________________________________________________________ • XTRA SMALL • SMALL • MEDIUM • LARGE • XTRA LARGE OK, much better. The groupings should make more sense now with 5 Categories. And with the addition of the XTRA label, we corral off the rarer sizes into their own categories so that the more common sizes are more accurately grouped. The most EXTREME of Extremes so we jazz it up & call it X-tra. So now it doesn't matter so much about the Ripley's factor. We can divide the range of 15 by 5 easily. 15 ÷ 5 = 3 • XTRA SMALL - 1 inch or less. 2 inches. 3 inches. • SMALL - 4 inches. 5 inches. 6 inches. • MEDIUM - 7 inches. 8 inches. 9 inches. • LARGE - 10 inches. 11 inches. 12 inches. • XTRA LARGE - 13 inches. 14 inches. 15 inches. OK, solid grouping & perfectly even representation. But......something ain't quite right about this layout. I mean, the rare EXTREMES of Micropenises & Jona

Good job bobby, here's a star

I recently started a relationship with someone and all has been wonderful, I have no other concerns/negatives about her. She has however confessed to me that she’s sexually attracted to dogs.

I recently started a relationship with someone and all has been wonderful, I have no other concerns/negatives about her. She has however confessed to me that she’s sexually attracted to dogs.

This is the ramblings of naive understandings of the complexities of the world around us. Listening to this is like listening to a girl with a young daughter in a pigpen apartment with donettes on the nightstand giving me fitness advice after owning a treadmill for a day.

This is the ramblings of naive understandings of the complexities of the world around us. Listening to this is like listening to a girl with a young daughter in a pigpen apartment with donettes on the nightstand giving me fitness advice after owning a treadmill for a day.

George "The Landlord" Floyd aka "Big Floyd" was the star of a masterpiece cinema verite documenting his escapades in accepting pussy for rent. While r/loveforlandlords is prohibited from endorsing this methodology by the terms of the sitewide agreement, the landphobic admins do at least allow us to celebrate his life and memorialize his death at the hands of a bigoted white nationalist rentoid Minneapolis Police offer. Rest in property, king.

George "The Landlord" Floyd aka "Big Floyd" was the star of a masterpiece cinema verite documenting his escapades in accepting pussy for rent. While r/loveforlandlords is prohibited from endorsing this methodology by the terms of the sitewide agreement, the landphobic admins do at least allow us to celebrate his life and memorialize his death at the hands of a bigoted white nationalist rentoid Minneapolis Police offer. Rest in property, king.

January 6th, 2021 That date will forever go down as the most despicable moment in American history. The events of that date proved to us that our democracy is no democracy at all with rioters being able to run amok as they please. The date 1/6 will be uttered in the same breath as 9/11, and it is, in many ways, much more significant than 9/11. The biggest threat to American sovereignty is not China. It is not North Korea. It is not Russia. It is not the Taliban. It is Trump-supporting Republicans. Anyone who attempts to sympathize with these monsters is no ally of ours. These monsters are directly responsible for thousands (possibly even millions) of visits to therapists and psychiatrists. And always remember, if you see an insurrectionist or domestic terrorist, it it your duty as a responsible citizen to report them to the FBI

January 6th, 2021 That date will forever go down as the most despicable moment in American history. The events of that date proved to us that our democracy is no democracy at all with rioters being able to run amok as they please. The date 1/6 will be uttered in the same breath as 9/11, and it is, in many ways, much more significant than 9/11. The biggest threat to American sovereignty is not China. It is not North Korea. It is not Russia. It is not the Taliban. It is Trump-supporting Republicans. Anyone who attempts to sympathize with these monsters is no ally of ours. These monsters are directly responsible for thousands (possibly even millions) of visits to therapists and psychiatrists. And always remember, if you see an insurrectionist or domestic terrorist, it it your duty as a responsible citizen to report them to the FBI

As an American I'm pretty much desensitized to 99% of pop culture sewage but there's a distinctly unnerving soulless quality belonging to K-pop that gives me the same feeling I get when I see a corpse

As an American I'm pretty much desensitized to 99% of pop culture sewage but there's a distinctly unnerving soulless quality belonging to K-pop that gives me the same feeling I get when I see a corpse

the entirety of timecube

the entirety of timecube

It just really sucks man. I hate nigerians and I don’t want to have that as part of my DNA. No fourth Reich is going to take me in if I show them this to attempt to verify my purity. It means I’m fucking stuck in this country in all of it iterations and that’s really depressing.

It just really sucks man. I hate nigerians and I don’t want to have that as part of my DNA. No fourth Reich is going to take me in if I show them this to attempt to verify my purity. It means I’m fucking stuck in this country in all of it iterations and that’s really depressing.

Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but Kim Yo-jong’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to Kim Yo-jong because I know that it’s not simping. Yo-jong if you see this I love you please text me back.

Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but Kim Yo-jong’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to Kim Yo-jong because I know that it’s not simping. Yo-jong if you see this I love you please text me back.

They mad cause they haters , they haters cause they anus

>They mad cause they haters , they haters cause they anus

I want a virgin girlfriend just to let some random guy take her virginity before me. They will turn my once innocent girlfriend into a cock crazed slut that's getting multiple monster cocks every day and ruining her once perfect untouched pussy. Then they'll knock her up and leave the pathetic virgin loser cuck husband to take care of her. Maybe when she gets fat, old, and used up, she will say fuck it and let me fuck her and lose my virginity, but she won't even feel my pathetic little dicklet

I want a virgin girlfriend just to let some random guy take her virginity before me. They will turn my once innocent girlfriend into a cock crazed slut that's getting multiple monster cocks every day and ruining her once perfect untouched pussy. Then they'll knock her up and leave the pathetic virgin loser cuck husband to take care of her. Maybe when she gets fat, old, and used up, she will say fuck it and let me fuck her and lose my virginity, but she won't even feel my pathetic little dicklet

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I’m a pretty solid dude, big frame, bartender, used to bounce for clubs and bars, and my favorite thing to do when I get drunk is watch the Fresh Prince and see Uncle Phil and Will and then I just cry and feel my emotions. I never had that so it resonates with me and gives me some type of release.

I’m a pretty solid dude, big frame, bartender, used to bounce for clubs and bars, and my favorite thing to do when I get drunk is watch the Fresh Prince and see Uncle Phil and Will and then I just cry and feel my emotions. I never had that so it resonates with me and gives me some type of release.

STOP POSTING ABOUT SNEED! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! ANONS ON 4CHAN SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was on a board, right? and ALL OF THE THREAD was just sneed feed and seed memes. I-I showed season 11 episode 5 of the simpsons to my girlfriend and I said "hey babe, when the joke means fuck and suck, HAHA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DU DU NUH NUH NUH, I fucking looked at a barn and said "THAT'S A BIT SNEED" I went and bought a hooker, and I said "FUCK AND SUCK? MORE LIKE SEED AND FEED" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random place posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the feed and seed" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a man who looks like sneed, I'd see a fat guy who looks like chuck, I'd see a barn that looked like feed and seed. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words SNEED ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see a simpsons reference. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word feed again without thinking of sneed. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "Fuck." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "fuck and suck " and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "sneed" is ruined. The phrase "feed and seed" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Sneed has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

STOP POSTING ABOUT SNEED! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! ANONS ON 4CHAN SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was on a board, right? and ALL OF THE THREAD was just sneed feed and seed memes. I-I showed season 11 episode 5 of the simpsons to my girlfriend and I said "hey babe, when the joke means fuck and suck, HAHA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DU DU NUH NUH NUH, I fucking looked at a barn and said "THAT'S A BIT SNEED" I went and bought a hooker, and I said "FUCK AND SUCK? MORE LIKE SEED AND FEED" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random place posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the feed and seed" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a man who looks like sneed, I'd see a fat guy who looks like chuck, I'd see a barn that looked like feed and seed. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words SNEED ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see a simpsons reference. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word feed again without thinking of sneed. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "Fuck." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "fuck and suck " and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "sneed" is ruined. The phrase "feed and seed" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Sneed has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

Fat people are worthless

Being fat is the ultimate show that you are a worthless human being. Imagine not having the discipline to not gorge yourself on trash everyday of your short life.HOWEVER, fat people definitely generate the most drama. Every woman I have ever dated had a fat disgusting bitch friend who didn't have the energy to exercise but somehow always found energy to stir shit up.Their gluttonous ways are no doubt haram, but they are fun to laugh at and great for drmcoin.Discuss

This was a random post from the motherland before things went private and got scrubbed by the j-slurs. I always laught at it every one in a while.

>Fat people are worthless >Being fat is the ultimate show that you are a worthless human being. Imagine not having the discipline to not gorge yourself on trash everyday of your short life.HOWEVER, fat people definitely generate the most drama. Every woman I have ever dated had a fat disgusting bitch friend who didn't have the energy to exercise but somehow always found energy to stir shit up.Their gluttonous ways are no doubt haram, but they are fun to laugh at and great for drmcoin.Discuss This was a random post from the motherland before things went private and got scrubbed by the jannies. I always laught at it every one in a while.

I can’t remember exactly who said it to me once when we were talking about Chris Chan and Cringetopia but I have always remembered it. It’s very relevant to drama.

He who becomes unironically obsessed with r-slurs is doomed to become a r-slur himself.

I can’t remember exactly who said it to me once when we were talking about Chris Chan and Cringetopia but I have always remembered it. It’s very relevant to drama. >He who becomes unironically obsessed with retards is doomed to become a retard himself.

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname cause I had such a nose for the football and those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led me team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

Found on r/nfl. No idea if this guy was legit or not but saved it all these years.

>Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname cause I had such a nose for the football and those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led me team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol Found on r/nfl. No idea if this guy was legit or not but saved it all these years.

Sock boy can’t even spell correctly, “towads” isn’t even a word. So once again the lump of foul deformity steps in it, and shows us he has the brain of this:

Yo Boob, the Angry Quahog, go back to where you belong and watch out for starfish. Otherwise, John will keep steaming you and serving you with garlic butter (and very heavy on the garlic at that).

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Sock boy can’t even spell correctly, “towads” isn’t even a word. So once again the lump of foul deformity steps in it, and shows us he has the brain of this: Yo Boob, the Angry Quahog, go back to where you belong and watch out for starfish. Otherwise, John will keep steaming you and serving you with garlic butter (and very heavy on the garlic at that). ![](/static/images/164118500246.webp)

I promise you - the goal of AHS has always been to close its doors, with a sign that says "this is a record of a horrible thing. These are the lessons we learned. Here is how you keep it from happening again."

-Bardy making it sound like AHS is storming the beaches of Normandy every time they scream “HECKIN YIKES SWEATY!”.

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> I promise you - the goal of AHS has always been to close its doors, with a sign that says "this is a record of a horrible thing. These are the lessons we learned. Here is how you keep it from happening again." -Bardy making it sound like AHS is storming the beaches of Normandy every time they scream “HECKIN YIKES SWEATY!”. :#bardfinn:

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this is honestly the funniest picture i've ever seen on the internet

his vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear, the difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman-tier slouch making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks, the intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers, the sheer difference in size between their torsos - his is probably double the size of hers, h is masculine profile with his chin jutting out and his longer face versus her wider face. i could go on, but you get the idea

all of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical to women and there is no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly. the contrast is almost divine - on the left is man's hubris, his desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, this cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional "becoming", while on the right is nature, effortless being, no doctors appointments or hormones or surgery, this an "is" that needs nothing added to it in order to be complete. he tries so hard and yet, the harder he tries to "become", the further he takes himself away from the effortless "is" that is the thing he wants to be. it's comedy on the cosmic scale, a joke only god himself could come up with

this is honestly the funniest picture i've ever seen on the internet his vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping her hands together in fear, the difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman-tier slouch making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks, the intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers, the sheer difference in size between their torsos - his is probably double the size of hers, h is masculine profile with his chin jutting out and his longer face versus her wider face. i could go on, but you get the idea all of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical to women and there is no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly. the contrast is almost divine - on the left is man's hubris, his desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, this cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional "becoming", while on the right is nature, effortless being, no doctors appointments or hormones or surgery, this an "is" that needs nothing added to it in order to be complete. he tries so hard and yet, the harder he tries to "become", the further he takes himself away from the effortless "is" that is the thing he wants to be. it's comedy on the cosmic scale, a joke only god himself could come up with

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