!marseyartists !marseyfans

which is best

mild shake (same as post) - 41 votes

shakemax - 14 votes

no shake - 10 votes

This guy's gotten well known online for calling people gay r-slurs and now has redditors shaking in their boots over more of his shitposting and wingcuckery.

A bunch of "freedom loving patriots" are going to be completely ok being "ruled" ironic

You underestimate what this means... they're going to start lynching brown, black, and gay people again (and I guess just party affiliation too).

And constructing a community and judicial system takeover that allows it.

Pretty much the resurgence of sundown towns...

So you're saying "Democrats" = "brown, black, and gay people"?

I also don't see any reference to "Lynching" in here, or anywhere else for that matter... Hmmm

They didn't say democrats=brown black and gay people and they didn't say that this post specifically mentioned lynching.

They said removing any political opposition from the county will allow them to do things like lynching without opposition if they so choose.

Work on your reading comprehension before you attempt a "gotcha" like that, it's embarrassing.

Hmmm, ..the comment literally said "You underestimate what this means... they're going to start lynching brown, black, and gay people again".

Maybe you should also work on your reading comprehension.

Yes, their comment mentions lynching, but they never said the post does.

I teach adult literacy classes in my spare time, my reading comprehension is just fine.

As an armed Democrat, I say Come and Take It, MF'ers.

You're slightly outnumbered bud

Then go try it tough guy

lol I'm not a violent person just saying that sounds like a bad idea

I mean you're hinting at violence. You think it's a bad idea for this guy to defend himself?

That wasn't my intention I was referring to the number of armed local republicans. I'm not a gun owner and politically apathetic

I'm still not even sure what you're trying to say.

If you can't understand that sentence, go to college

No haha quit being a coward and beating around the bush college man.

The dims are a capitalist party. They have served their purpose. Does anyone seriously think that they're going to take away money and power from billionaires? Don't make me laugh.

What is wrong with you? Focus on what is ACTUALLY HAPPENING

I have been, for almost 50 years. Do you think the dims are unworthy of criticism? I don't.

Like the republicans aren't? You're part of the problem! We have to focus on the future! No more blaming, we have to work together.

I haven't voted for GOPedo republiladygardens since 1984. I was a union activist and officer here in Texas for 14 years. I've done gotv for decades. And I've watched the dims squander it all by running ever farther to the right. They're a corporate capitalist party. Why is that so hard to understand?

Then it sounds like neither party are worth a darn and shouldn't be in charge.

We can now see, from our current predicament, that Bernie Sanders was our last hope. The dims are gop-lite, nothing more. They joined the republiladygardens in repudiating the New Deal under Clinton. Then Obama gave the banksters trillions while millions of US citizens and taxpayers lost their homes and jobs. The result is fat shitler twice.

Jesus Christ, have you SEEN what sole republicans rule can do to a place?

Right?! Louisiana, Kentucky, etc. are the lowest ranked everything from education to infrastructure AND some of the biggest welfare states. They're such clowns.

Have you seen who lives in Kentucky and Louisiana???

[jannied]

That was the first thing that came to your mind?

This is the guy who got caught giving a bj in the steam room of his golf club, and is a single guy living alone after his wife left him who tweets in the morning and night about the threat of LGBTQ people, right?

How would you know that? None of the news outlets would report that unless it became the subject for a case in a civil court. If you have picked up some gossip why would you post it? I understand calling out hypocrisy but it is just tittle tattle unless you have proof. It would be libel if a newspaper printed it without proof.

This dude is such a POS

He regularly uses the R word in his social media posts. I can't believe he is the head of anything.

I saw that! It's his favorite word! Like 3rd grader.

Are they gonna paint David stars on all Democrat businesses and make every Democrat wear it, and then send them all to a ghetto with barb wire?

Where is he located? I live in Ft worth and I'd like to talk to him

Only white people can fix this. It's not meant to disrespect anyone but marching and protesting doesn't work. Neither does voting. It's those in power (or who have the majority power-white people) who will be pressured by their white republican and democrat counterparts that will have to fix this state America is in. Not just Fort Worth. Things only truly get fixed when white people step up. It's a country thst was made for white people and is ran by them. Latinx Asians and blacks can't fix it. Marching and voting only does so much when it's not white people doing it.

It's like the missing white woman syndrome. The big search parties only get sent out for missing white women/girls and then an answer is usually found— either she's found dead or alive or the suspect is found and convicted. Only white people go looking for the missing white Female. This is much like those situations. The issue is only pressed when more white people are affected and they hold those in power accountable. For a long time the government helped poor whites feel better by way of Jim Crow— poor whites and blacks were getting along until then because the rich saw they would be outnumbered but if they could race bait the poor whites into feeling better about themselves as not being black, then it wouldn't matter theyre still poor. Now there's more white people falling into poverty and their rights along with finances are at stake. They will have to fix it. People are waiting for blacks and Latinx to protest and riot but they aren't because this is understood in the black and Latinx community

https://old.reddit.com/r/FortWorth/comments/1j2nzaf/oh_boy/

One way to interpret this is he's having a spiritual battle with Trump and he needs us there to act as pylons for his long distance assault on the president's mind

That's how I first read this before I realized who the picture was! Felt a lot like "I'm about to do a spiritual battle with this guy, you better start praying for him!"

It's not a "spiritual" battle when there's an ACTUAL battlefront in Ukraine and another in Gaza.

Correction geno in Gaza

Dear God,

Please be with President Trump and give him the discernment to better our country and not destroy democracy.

Also, please be with those politicians that give secret blowjobs in country clubs. May they come to terms with their sexuality and give them peace.

Amen.

Bruh, are you "a radical left lunatic?" lol

… it's a joke?

I know. I was making fun of how they discuss anyone who is "against" them.

He'd be calling him "a commie tard" like he does people on X. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Spiritual battle Bo? Like when you slept around on your wife and she divorced you because of it?

Oh, you mean when he got caught blowing a dude in the rivercrest bathroom?

I'd take a blowie from him, idk glutton for punishment lol. 🤮

Part of why so many key industries are *so* dependent on immigrants is that our schools have an oddly narrow view of what kids can do with their lives. They aren't told they could, like, buy a gas station.

American public schools subtly imply that all jobs are email or retail.

— 𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 (@atlanticesque) March 3, 2025

🚨 OH. MY. GOSH!

They gave Chuck Schumer and Elizabeth Warren the *EXACT* same script. Was this a mistake?

Both of them fired off the EXACT same video on their social media today ahead of Trump's speech.

Word. For. Word.

Not only dishonest, but lazy! pic.twitter.com/RfmZv850Gs

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 4, 2025

BREAKING: US Commerce Secretary Lutnick says Trump may roll back Canada and Mexico tariffs tomorrow

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) March 4, 2025

The clearest tell that an anon poster is a zoomer who is afraid of talking to women is that their first thought upon seeing a beautiful woman is wanting to be dominated rather than being the one doing the dominating https://t.co/eONNhEzfHA

— Dimitri (@TheDimitriT) February 28, 2025

!nonchuds !moidmoment

No offense to this guy but I find this type of sexuality so unappealing lol. No I do not want to put your frenulum in a blender

Please mommy you're so hot grate my peepee like mozzarella

Has nobody been exposed to this meme? This is a trend people, not meant to be taken literally

The clearest tell someone is a boomer is being unable to identify when something is obviously a meme or not

Why do you think it's a meme in the first place genius

"Listen here LIBTARD, memes are memes because they are actually SERIOUS GODDARN BUSINESS."

It's safe horny to be aggressed upon, not to be the aggressor. Imagine if James Bond slapped a waitress on the butt in the year of Our Lord 2025

We need to retvrn

Yeah bro it's just a joke calm down

I'm sure it is buddy now go get your balls smashed

Bros trying to do a philosophical analysis of people shitposting on X

Behind every banger shitpost is a deep kernel of truth which permeates the collective consciousness. This is what good shitposters are tapping into.

what if the immediate thought upon viewing such hotness is "i will die for her?" am i also a gay zoomer loser?

No, this is heroic and based

Being dominated is socially acceptable. Dominating is worthy of prison time.

We rejected this at the ballot box

>"Sleepy Joe has been a disaster! This stupid president wanted every man to be dominated by mommy milkers! And quite frankly, its a disgrace. We cannot allow that. We have to let our men dominate women, or we aren't gonna have a country anymore."

Hey dimitri. I don't think the user would actually want his balls to be put in a waffle maker if it came down do it. Tbh I think it was just meant to be funny. I hope this helps.

Insightful stuff, r-slur

I would beat the ever loving shit out of her with a coffee table book

Much better

I hope Elon Musk fires this DEI HIRE when he refuses to return to work at a government office.

!the_donald !project2025 !chuds

As many of you know, my cat is a male calico meaning he was born an unfortunate mutant/freak of nature/hermaphrodite with Two X chromosomes plus a Y.

He presents with the BMI, temperament, physiognomy of a female along with ambiguous genitalia but has the weight/muscle/bone density of a male.

Using the latest literature in s*x science/gender studies (see pic) I believe I've made some breakthroughs and he appears to have detransitioned and embraced his Y chromosome as a male

Some of the techniques include exposure therapy to awaken his latent primal instincts eg:

Proof of success can be found when he's hungry, he no longer chants for Chinese dictators (MAO MAO MAO) and worships communism/socialism like your average trans female, and he now he more appropriately says OOOWWWAAHHHH/AWWHHHHOOOO/AHHHHHH or similar like a regular dude when he's hungry and mad

I am very encouraged by this early progress and will continue to report my observations

!fellas !animalposters

Аnоthеř роv

BREAKING: Democrats contemplate having Congresswomen like @AOC wave empty egg cartons at Donald Trump during tonight’s speech pic.twitter.com/P6gfZIgAaz

— Douglass Mackey (@DougMackeyCase) March 4, 2025

Every new "horror icon" is either a blurry shadow named 'The Man Who Wears A Shoe' that stands in the background of Instagram stories that end with final frame text about dead teenagers or an 'evil' version of Cookie Monster with more lore than "The Silmarillion" who is now in every claw machine.

— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-03-03T16:46:34.424Z

@Redactor0 your long awaited, much exalted, high fidelity 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓊𝓂 marsey is here!

hopely its what you wanted

@TournamentFishingkeyKong !marseyartists

I still have to do the goyslop banners and then I can finally my belated valentine bird

this ones gonna be a zanger I think

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/comment/mfl1nf5/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/comment/mfkzf6t/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/comment/mfl13wl/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1j1m8d3/the_lost_boys_how_a_generation_of_young_men_fell/mfl3x37/?context=8

Seeing as Arran killed the fun:

You might have seen me in the trenches of /h/slavshit debating Sal. I now concede defeat, Russia is definitely NOT pathetic and neither are you Sal. You are truly the better debater and the xhohols will lose any day now.

I present the below video in honor of our 3 months of debates.

!BIPOCs !chuds !r-slurs !bbc !antiarran

@Aevann pin this

Amouranth just revealed she was robbed & p*stol-whipped during a home invasion where she was pulled out of bed and demanded to hand over her crypto

She says she managed to get one on them & now police & a SWAT team are at her home. She is currently safe
pic.twitter.com/Fp2Fmrfu9N

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) March 3, 2025

I’m being too robbed at gunpont

— Amouranth (@Amouranth) March 3, 2025

Essa criança estudou tanto que o cabelo cabelo ficou vermelho, !macacos vamos estudar

Thread full of people with downmarsey trauma and moppings for transphobia or saying it looks tacky.

You look fantastic, and congrats on escaping the binary! Well done all around!

I don't know why this got downmarseyd. I meant this from the heart, but that doesn't mean it was received well. If I've worded things in a way that was hurtful, I'm happy to adjust my language and perspective.

Rad!

Why did I get downmarseyd?

Edit 2: I don't think people know what the word "rad" means and that makes me sad

AMAZING!! And you wear it so well! I hope this is one of the most wonderful and memorable events of your life 🥰

Edit: if I accidentally said something offensive, can someone let me know? I was really surprised to see how aggressively downmarseyd this comment was so I'm thinking I may have a blind spot and said something stupid. If so, I'm sorry and please let me know.

[jannied]

Yeah what's up with that? This is this person's wedding attire, it looks great on them, are people mad bc it doesn't look like every other generic white wedding dress ever?

I'm guessing this is it 100%. And presumably since they chose this outfit, this isn't going to look like most "generic" weddings either. Presumably the jump suit fits the style of the wedding. My friend married his partner on Halloween and they had wedding outfits and reception outfits. The wedding outfits were really sharp suits, but they wore costumes to the reception and the reception was a vibe. There were drag queens and glitter and glow sticks everywhere. Their attire fit perfectly with the mood for their party. I'd guess that's the case here- this wedding isn't going to he your traditional church wedding and formal reception, it's going to be it's own scene, and in that case this jumpsuit is a showstopper

Elvis would be proud of you.

i feel like i cant even say it doesnt look good

Then why wouldn't it be "our" Jumpsuit?

what?

[jannied]

they them pronouns don't necessarily only imply plurality. the pronouns can also be used to refer to some who doesn't use she or he pronouns. it would still be correct to say my instead of our because they're only one person.

[jannied]

Maybe because people like you misgender them?

But the post is about a dress and not the person wearing it. I wouldn't look at this pic and say "(pronoun) looks great in this dress!" I'd say YOU.

But I digress.

I can see that as it's something I would say too. But there are people out there who aren't supportive and OP was just stating their preferences. Obviously needed since the person I replied to used the wrong pronouns despite relying to a comment about pronouns and them being in the title.

AMAZING!!!! As an NB person I am in awe of this wedding outfit!! Gender euphoria for the win!! Congratulations!!!

Hecko. We'll be posting every top level comment from the most upmarseyd list and looking at the users behind them until we find an actual dRumpf supporter.

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Top comment, +8k, 4 golds (user is English)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe1qoh/?context=8

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Well I'm not, but my mom is, and she wouldn't stop supporting him, but she should. Also I'm Canadian (unspecified in this thread but he lives in Ottawa)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe1qoh/?context=8

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College student, BLM enjoyer, so lib she uses SA'd to avoid saying r*ped

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe74ug/?context=8

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Another Canadian. Other Canadians thank him.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/trump_supporters_what_is_a_red_line_that_if/mfe3hr0/?context=8

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Second sentence in this wall of text says he's never been a Trump supporter. Post history shows he had a long love affair with reddit snoovatar NFT trading but that's irrelevant.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe55ib/?context=8

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This man's post history shows that none of this is true.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe0epc/?context=8

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I'm going to have to scroll this entire thread aren't I

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfdz55e/?context=8

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Yet another Canadian.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe522s/?context=8

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You even cry about orange man in /r/ufos bud

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe8kne/?context=8

Also you're bald

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1ipyf7n/am_i_going_bald_should_i_just_keep_it_shaved_short/

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I hate foreigncels so much it's unreal

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe4jo3/?context=8

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IS YOUR GRANNY ON REDDIT

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfemrvl/?context=8

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I mean there are none so far but here's to hoping

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe98h6/?context=8

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I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe4elq/?context=8

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You are fanatically childfree and also old

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe3n6n/?context=8

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Fricking

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe4wgc/?context=8

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Fricking

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe1vw3/?context=8

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@HailVictory1776 jumpscare

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe3g75/?context=8

jk he posts in /r/2aliberals

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This one almost tricked me because I couldn't find anything to deboonk him at first blush, and I found a comment from two months ago starting with "Trump supporter here" but scrolling back further in post history shows that was a lie

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfebj3e/?context=8

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I can't find anything identifying in this person's post history, it's mostly just being angry at or in love with Toyota. So sure, here's the winner

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe33bs/?context=8

Congratulations!!!!!!!!

!trump2024 !trump2028

40 cases of dysentery reported in Multnomah County, Oregon

— Outbreak Updates (@outbreakupdates) March 2, 2025