I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T15:49:06.575Z

Ok that made me laugh

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T02:03:06.464Z

Works as advertised

— John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-02-19T15:50:00.656Z

Whoa look at the hairline:

It's real. And you can get one for yourself!www.fender.com/en-US/ukulel...

— John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-02-17T22:21:17.918Z

So I guess we're really doing this.Good billionaire hotel guy to fight... you get the picture. F---in' 90s videogame-butt reality. Okay. Sure. Let's go.

— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T21:34:52.288Z

And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T12:58:19.768Z

— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) 2025-02-19T02:03:15.069Z

“fed anarchist”Stares at you. Continues staring at you. Continues to continue to stare at you.

— astrid (@astrid-x.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T16:06:16.031Z

As someone with 9 years in customer service, I am trying to *diplomatically* tell this insurance agent that I want to speak to a manager without trauma dumping on the wrong messenger and they arejustnotpicking up on itWe're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven.

— Melo (@letitmelo.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T14:01:00.982Z

Manifestly 2024 demonstrated that campaigns don’t (have to) matter. Harris ran an unbelievably tight ship while Trump limped from town to town, sagging on stage like a bag of dog shit.He hated his audience, danced to show tunes for 40 minutes, sometimes sucked off a mic. He won the popular vote.

— Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T21:28:44.314Z

Just go to the search bar and type in

"When I was 13"

"When I was 14"

"When I was 15"

"When I had s*x"

"I lost my virginity"

"I weighed around"

And sort by oldest

!metashit !dramatards

Thanks for that story carp

Several notable meetings between China and Ukraine and statements made during interviews indicate that Beijing is actively interested in the peace process and is open to cooperation with Kyiv. China is also positioning itself for post-war reconstruction efforts and potential…

— Tatarigami_UA (@Tatarigami_UA) February 17, 2025

It's fricking hilarious. When he was at the corporate comedy class I nearly threw up from laughing so hard.

it sounds fun but very dangerous

But it's brutal how media now don't hide that he is addict since he outlived his usefulness

Even the world media paid attention to the condition of Volodymyr Zelensky during the press conference in Munich pic.twitter.com/kapNeYOy0k

— Sprinter Observer (@SprinterObserve) February 14, 2025

Video link here:

!kiwis !chuds important post

Kind of like his Christian album only, you know, a Nazi album. Instead of Chik Fil A you've got "My girl like Auschwitz, she open 7 days a week".

Now that's one big ricebag

When I listen to Madreblu I think of Commendatori from the Sopranos and Mussolini era Italy, for some reason.

There's robots and shit bro. It's fricking 2025!!! There's literally AI bro! Frick! We are so fricked!