- arsey : bah jannies --> femaledatingstrategy pleeeeease
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I know one thing, scrotes they come and go.
Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
'Til then just sit your drunk butt on that frickin' runway, ho
eta: thank you jannies for moving!
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Surely the takes will be sane and just tell them to not enroll their children in a religious preschool and find a better suited preschool. Oh wait, all the top comments are mad at the school the parents specifically picked instead of the dozens of non religious preschools.
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Honestly, this is why I stopped shaving all together and embraced my hair. Iβd rather be fuzzy than itchy, red and bumpy
Yep, me too. Itβs been like 35 years.
Only thing worse than a fat is an old, hairy fat
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— jack (@jack) July 1, 2023
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!enemiesofjan LISTEN
@gaslighter make this your profile anthem
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I absolutely hate people.
Actually no. I am sad and disappointed. I want to be mad & hate people, but I am not.
I was to go on a 1-day festival tomorrow. Close nearby (3h drive). Starts early (10am) but also ends early (11pm) - open end in a club.
A friend was supposed to organize everything. Ticket, travel (I offered to booze cruise), ...
Today I asked about details and it's been sold out for 3 (!) days. That fricker couldn't get a ticket for 4 weeks. Why did I trust him? (I also really like one of the artists so would've gone on my own).
Only reconciliation is that I have way some food & booze. Wanted to share it with multiple people.
!boozers Hope you have a better weekend!
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in June 2023:
THEY'RE COMING!!!
in July 2023:
Well actually I didn't REALLY believe THAT. Psh. There's no footage or concrete evidence, just 'witness accounts of those documents existing'
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During the 2nd Night of Rioting on Wednesday, President Macron was seen relaxing at a Elton John Concert in the Capital City of Paris. pic.twitter.com/Mx8KXTUPA7
— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) June 30, 2023
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Preferably something that can work fullstack. Im too lazymaxxed to myself tweak sql calls to correspond to a tiny frontend change. Chatgpt unfortunately takes prompts too small and struggles to remember "conversation"s
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So like I keep gaining weight but more specfically I'm 99% sure it's just my poop amassing in my body. In the last 6 days I have burned more calories than I've eaten and therefore am basically -1600 claories a day since that's how much your body needs to... exist. I should be about 4 pounds lighter but actually 8 pounds heavier. So it's... all shit in my body I guess. I have zero need to take a shit. I wonder if I'll die on the potty like Elvis. Also I just ran into this wiki page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_died_on_the_potty