LOLCOWPOCALYPSE CANCER EDITION IS ONGOING: MR. METOKUR IS CURRENTLY LIVESTREAMING AND ROASTING BOOGIE1488, WHO IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND BURNING THROUGH ALL OF HIS REMAINING CRYPTO AND BEGGING FOR MONEY WHILE HAVING A GIGANTIC ARCADE CABINET COLLECTION 
- Upvote this post while amerifats are still asleep and to make their minds explode 
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Burger cope. Burgers are the wealthiest peeps on the planet and yet building ingenuity is anathema to them
Behold don't post this to amerifats with surprise, they might spontaneously combust or erupt in epileptic seizure 
Eurocucks of 9strag cant handle bantz
Occupy Greece 
Jinx gets comfy and erotic describing the key to success 
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Smooth talking @ 3:18
When you get at that level there are only two things left to do
Control weather and stream
Feeling powerful and pondering on the endless possibilities of what to do next
Lessons in fulfillment, responsibility and post-modernist individualism by Jinx
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Governor of Florida Ron DeathSantis vetoed a bill worth $30 million in grants. Naturally, art is very important and the kids that get art degrees and art scholarships are going to be very important contributors to society, or they would've been if not for those darn conservatives 
RON DESANTIS: You have your tax dollars being given in grants to things like the Fringe Festival, which is like a sexual festival where they're doing all this stuff, and it's like, how many of you think your tax dollars should go to fund that?
As usual, it's the gays' fault. 
BRUTUS: That's a Latin jazz jam session at the arts garage in Delray Beach. It's a small venue with music, theater and comedy shows. It was expecting more than $70,000 in state funding.
Nooooo think of the Latin Jazz scene in some random guy's garage, they NEED $70k in free money to survive!! 
WALDO: We gave out over a thousand free tickets in the last year. We'll have to look at every dollar differently as a result of this.
BRUTUS: According to analysis by the state of Florida, arts and culture organizations generate nearly $6 billion a year in economic activity. It attracts tourist activity and employs a lot of people.
This is a good point, but it just emphasizes that museums popular with tourists should get the lion's share of any remaining grants, and Janet Moonflower running a poetry slam in her basement should take a hike
- WayOut : cute twink
close to cutting my peepee off!
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I'm a double-thumbsup kinda guy in real life and there isn't a marsey that can adequately convey my double-thumbsupedness.
I intend to do a lot of double-thumbsupening in the near future so it's very urgent.
And it's gotta be grinning. I gotta have a grin. It cannot work without a grin you guys.
Also no winking, cause I don't wink and thumbsup at the same time, that kind of nonsense is for sexual deviants.
edit: @TournamentFishing got the 2k
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