We have to cut back on this newly/grossly-excessive use of 'retard.' even aside from PC reasons, the ugliness and casual cruelty of its *constant* use betrays a rapidly fraying social order. it's a "you get one Fuck in a PG-13" type of word stretched far beyond its limits https://t.co/x6SLA3f9P3

— wife supremacist (@thefurlinator) January 26, 2025

That's it I'm done I got into some crazy situation last night and am dealing with the fallout today I will not drink again.

(Foreigners, zoomers, and illiterates who are somehow reading this: This is a reference to Shakespeare's Macbeth where the king's wife is an evil b-word whose ambition to be more important influences him to do bad things.)

Get all the girls together, this is gonna blow your mind!

I dunno how I feel about Pelosi. (I have no idea how congress really works.) But I know I hate Jill Biden. She's done immense damage to this country. Maybe she wasn't the first female President of the United States but she managed to be the woman who fricked up this country worse than any before.

Ya girl sexy mexy (thicc) released a vid of hersef crying about deportationarinooooos:

Selena Gomez just posted a video crying about deportations, but deleted it after outrage from fans…. pic.twitter.com/xRTO8x4ND5

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 27, 2025

Then xhe deleted it aka deported it to nowheresville:

Selena Gomez deleted her story crying over the deportation of Mexicans:

“Apparently it’s not ok to show empathy for people” pic.twitter.com/Z8VbUbRQ18

— Selena Gomez Charts (@selenagchart) January 27, 2025

Drumpler dont care about your tears b-word stfu:

Edit fake tweet.

Hahahahahahaha

“Selena Gomez, best known as the third amigo on that Murder Mystery Show that Chevy Chase wouldn’t touch…” pic.twitter.com/OBbJVvWr8z

— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) January 28, 2025

Pretty funny he knows what Spring Breakers is lol.

Now folx are noticing that b-word is only half latinx:

Selena Gomez picked illegals over America b/c she's the 3rd gen descendent of Mexican illegals who received citizenship in the '87 Amnesty. She has an entitlement attitude toward America, like her illegal g'parents. Maybe Selena should be deported, too?pic.twitter.com/yTXlwtckwH pic.twitter.com/2UR6FY8d5i

— Sam Parker 🇺🇸🧯 (@BasedSamParker) January 27, 2025

Selena Gomez is American.
Her mom is American. Her Mexican father abandoned them. She went from living in this small Texas home to this $5M palace in LA.
She's a billionaire because of America
Yet she does not consider us "her people"
We are over ungrateful woke victim brain rot pic.twitter.com/LEGmorbYjo

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 27, 2025

Look what the nazis did to our skinny queen:

“Keep eating Selena…keep eating…just a few more and I’ll let your abuela stay…” pic.twitter.com/7T0b04IfKL

— Dago Supremacy (@DagoSupremacy) January 28, 2025

If you prefer skinny Selena over thicc Selena you are probs a libertarian:

!tmz

Why is an external site that I can't interact with in the feed? I'm not signing up over there. Also their posts suck. Let me hide them.

good morning

Redditors: Russian gdp smaller than Italian, sanctions will destroy Russian gdp

No Redditors:

Go read a fricking book.

GDP measures economic activity, says nothing about the health of a country. The U.S spends a trillion on the military a year, that goes into GDP too. Build a house, blow it up, build it again, that's two houses into the GDP.

This also proves that west is betabuxxing. Ukraine just doesn't have the money to pay 3k minimum a month to around million soldiers when their gdp per capita is 5k and their money is unfrozen despite they promised to keep it frozen chosen

https://kyivindependent.com/hryvnia-rate-to-remain-frozen-until-martial-law-ends/

West also trying to limit Ukrainian printing machine

Because Ukraine is already more or less bankrupt and doesn't have that big of a war industry

Thing is if Russia went from Summy and Chernihov Ukrainian wouldn't given much frick. Those are poor regions so despite majority folks in Donbas don't like Ukraine, Ukraine can't let them go since Ukraine in such case will never be able to rebuild it self since Donbas holds 50% of Ukrainian resources and shit tons of factories.

Russia has an Inflation rate of above 9%.

Therefore, the real GDP shrunk.

*21%

The interest rates of the central bank are at 21%. Inflation is around 9% according to Statista.

You do know that these published numbers are always real GDP growth, right? I've never seen a nominal GDP growth comparison chart in my life.

That's why I love Redditors they most of times have no idea what they are talking about and can keep it going for years. Like at this point they should had learned interest and inflation is not the same but nope, then they still claim memorandum is an treaty

For a better understanding you sohuld look at the underlying components of GDP. I think that the higher government investments in the military count towards GDP.

He could also count all the new people Russia got as refugees and the resources Russian captured

If the rouble loses value, so that everything becomes more expensive then GDP obviously goes up. Has this been adjusted for inflation and devaluation of the rouble?

OP just shows that he lacks basic understanding of economy. Russia controls the capitals flows, while Ukraines currency is free-flowing. While every ruble Russia consumes from its welfare fund / sate credits to war industry etc. in the war is counted towards the GDP, this is not a sustainable investment. Ukrainian weapon systems are however not predominantly produced in Ukraine, therefore do not increase the GDP. While Ukraine is doing okish for their current siutation, the Russian economic data looks horrible. They are for sure going into a stagflationary period unless they take extreme measures. That being said, countries like N.K. have shown to what length a facist regime is able to go if they do not care about their people.

Another genius

To get into stagflation you need high unemployment, Russia is importing even African now since they don't have enough hands available.

Like dude talk about other having low economical understanding and dropping "stagflation"

PPP or nominal?

Guy goes to another dimension to cope

blahblahblah

The second issue: it's Russia under heavy sanctions, personally I'd take their numbers with a heavy grain of salt.

Finally someone started coping with sanctions.

In 2022 I wrote this:

You going to your local shop to buy breed by shop keeper tells you he ain't going to sell you he is sanctioning you because you left his daughter pregnant.

It suck for you, tomorrow you going to buy your breed in another shop.

That's what sanctions are, their effect is instantly batter now decades Iran economy and NK economy learned to live under them and evade them.

This how a year ago they coped

Russia's great egg shortage is one consequence of this suddenly warped economy. The price of eggs has risen 40% in a year, prompting complaints on social media and one meme in which a man on bended knee offers his beloved a box of eggs instead of a ring. She declines, saying it's much too expensive.

Russian economy is doomed because of the eggs

6 months ago this time sanctions for real will hit Russian economy

But reality was always that Russia expected sanctions and even now Russia knows better than the west how to sanction Russia so they are working on plan b

Also found this gold

So Redditors didn't need to know that Russian economy is growing. His source is some r-slur professor from Scandinavia and article from November that says Russia won't have growth.

During the worst case for Russia, China would back them out. Somehow it was acceptable in 2022 to think that China won't stay on side. But now after all the game changers and billions pumped into Ukraine we don't want to think about this element

Literally getting results from 2022

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You may think you know how much Intel is struggling, but the reality is worse.

The once-mighty American innovation powerhouse is losing market share in multiple areas that are critical to its profitability. Its many competitors include not just the AI juggernaut Nvidia but smaller rivals and even previously stalwart allies like Microsoft.

One flashing warning sign: In the latest quarter reported by both companies, Intel's perennial also-ran, AMD, actually eclipsed Intel's revenue for chips that go into data centers. This is a stunning reversal: In 2022, Intel's data-center revenue was three times that of AMD.

AMD and others are making huge inroads into Intel's bread-and-butter business of making the world's most cutting-edge and powerful general-purpose chips, known as CPUs, short for central processing units.

Even worse, more and more of the chips that go into data centers are GPUs, short for graphics processing units, and Intel has minuscule market share of these high-end chips. GPUs are used for training and delivering AI.

By focusing on the all-important metric of performance per unit of energy pumped into their chips, AMD went from almost no market share in servers to its current ascendant position, says AMD Chief Technology Officer Mark Papermaster. As data centers become ever more rapacious for energy, this emphasis on efficiency has become a key advantage for AMD.

Notably, Intel still has about 75% of the market for CPUs that go into data centers. The disconnect between that figure and the company's share of revenue from selling a wider array of chips for data centers only serves to illustrate the core problem driving its reversal of fortunes.

This situation looks likely to get worse, and quickly. Many of the companies spending the most on building out new data centers are switching to chips that have nothing to do with Intel's proprietary architecture, known as x86, and are instead using a combination of a competing architecture from ARM and their own custom chip designs.

A spokeswoman for Intel says the company is focused on simplifying and strengthening its product portfolio, and advancing its manufacturing and foundry capabilities while optimizing costs. Intel interim Co-Chief Executive Michelle Johnston Holthaus recently said that 2025 will be a "year of stabilization" for the company. Intel is currently seeking a permanent leader after its CEO Pat Gelsinger was pushed out last month.

The decades that developers spent writing software for Intel's chips mean that Intel remains a giant, even as its market share has shrunk, and that legacy will limit how quickly Intel's revenues can decline in the future.

Analysts estimate Intel's 2024 revenue was about $55 billion, just behind Nvidia's approximately $60 billion. Intel still has the lion's share of the market for desktop and notebook CPUs—around 76%, overall, according to Mercury Research.

AMD recently formed an alliance with Intel to collaborate on support and development of the x86 ecosystem that both companies make chips for. Papermaster says that his own company continues to invest in this ecosystem even as AMD also develops ARM-based chips for some applications, such as networking and embedded devices.

For a concrete example of Intel's challenges, look at Amazon, the world's biggest provider of cloud computing. More than half of the CPUs Amazon has installed in its data centers over the past two years were its own custom chips based on ARM's architecture, Dave Brown, Amazon vice president of compute and networking services, said recently.

This displacement of Intel is being repeated all across the big providers and users of cloud computing services. Microsoft and Google have also built their own custom, ARM-based CPUs for their respective clouds. In every case, companies are moving in this direction because of the kind of customization, speed and efficiency that custom silicon allows.

All those companies are also making their own custom, ARM-based chips for AI workloads, an area where Intel has missed the boat almost entirely. Then there's the 800-pound gorilla in AI, Nvidia. Many of Nvidia's current-generation AI systems have Intel CPUs in them, but ARM-based chips are increasingly taking center stage in the company's bleeding-edge hardware.

Intel's repeated flubs in entering markets for new kinds of computing and new applications for chips are a textbook example of a big, profitable incumbent becoming a victim of the innovator's dilemma, says Doug O'Laughlin, an industry analyst at SemiAnalysis, which recently published a blistering report on Intel. The innovator's dilemma holds that powerful companies that are unwilling to cannibalize their biggest sources of revenue can be overtaken by upstarts that build competing products that start out small, but which can ultimately take over the market which the incumbent dominates—like the mobile chips which ARM started off with.

In 1988, former Intel CEO Andy Grove published a book called Only the Paranoid Survive, which highlighted the ways that companies have to be vigilant about what's coming next, and be willing to disrupt themselves and pursue new technologies.

What he intended as a warning to all companies has since become a prophecy foretelling Intel's current difficulties.

"The book is literally about the importance of not missing strategic inflections, and then Intel proceeds to miss every single strategic inflection since," says O'Laughlin.

Then there are laptops. After decades of trying to make it happen, 2024 was finally the year of credible, ARM-based laptops running Windows, thanks to efforts by Microsoft to make Windows on ARM work. The company convinced other companies to port their own software, and created cowtools that allow most existing programs to run on the new laptops, in emulation. Chips in these devices are made by Qualcomm, and benchmarks show that they can finally compete with Apple's M-class mobile processors, which are also based on a combination of ARM technology and a great deal of custom chip design by Apple's formidable in-house team.

Another bastion of market share and profits for Intel, the PC gaming market, is also showing early signs of erosion. Portable gaming systems like Valve's Steam Deck and the Lenovo Legion Go, which can run even very demanding games, use processors from AMD. Future devices that will be part of the company's plan to license its custom OS to other manufacturers may also use ARM-based ones.

Inherent in Intel's woes is the way its vertically integrated structure, long an asset, now weighs on the company's bottom line and ability to innovate. Unlike other companies that either design chips or manufacture them, Intel has stuck to a seemingly antiquated model of doing both.

Intel reported a $16 billion loss in its most recent quarter as it spent big to transform into a contract manufacturer—that is, a company that also manufactures chips for other companies, even competitors—and catch up to rival TSMC, which now produces the world's most cutting-edge chips.

Analysts expect Intel to return to profitability in 2025, but it won't be clear for years whether the company's big manufacturing bets will ultimately pay off.

One of the big bets of Intel's recently departed CEO Gelsinger, was Intel's attempt to leapfrog TSMC in terms of chip technology. What it calls its "18A" tech could in theory allow its own chips, and those it makes for outsiders, to once again be the most cutting-edge, and the fastest, on the planet. The company has said it could regain that title by 2026. Intel recently announced it had signed a deal with Amazon to make custom chips for the company, using its 18A technology.

Even if Intel can once again lead the industry with its technology, the best case scenario for Intel's own products is that it regains dominance in a market that continues to shrink—the x86 CPU one, says O'Laughlin. The removal of Gelsinger, who was betting on an all-in strategy for Intel to regain dominance both in the market for its own chips and in serving outside companies, suggests that Intel's board agrees that the company can't continue to count on being the best in the world at everything.

All of these challenges and conflicting priorities may push Intel to someday split in two, severing its product side from manufacturing. Intel Co-CEO David Zinsner recently said that spinning off the company's manufacturing side is an "open question."

It's also possible, in the worst case, that a fate even worse than being dismembered could be in store for Intel.

Rene Haas, CEO of ARM, recently observed that Intel has long been an innovation powerhouse, but that in chipmaking and design, there are countless companies that don't innovate fast enough—and no longer exist.

The @NYPDTransport boasted yesterday about busting TWO drivers with obscured plates. Two drivers. In one day. I got THREE in six minutes! @NYPDPC #criminalmischief pic.twitter.com/OSRim9bjPM

— Gersh Kuntzman (@GershKuntzman) January 8, 2025

Idk who to share this with anyway she's probably gonna throw it up all over the carpet later

This is the person who was being very evil pic.twitter.com/KQLg7aEXz6

— MaryShelleyStepOnMe (@_MSSOM_) February 17, 2025

on the one hand dasha weighed in and i want to frick dasha so im inclined to agree

She must be very unhappy, I'm sorry she is lashing out at you

— dasha (@dash_eats) February 17, 2025

but on the other hand the person who made the reddit post is called lana and lana is a hot name too

what is the correct take here

So there is chances that he was the one downmarseying Baldurgayts

https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/325620/chinese-players-reviewbomb-baldurs-gate-3

Feng Ji emphasized the significance of their four nominations, marking it as a first for a Chinese game, despite ultimately winning only Best Action Game and Players' Voice

Winning gaymers vote as Chinese is same as fat girl having boobs

He voiced frustration over the unclear criteria for Game of the Year and noted strong dissatisfaction among players regarding the award outcomes.

I don't like that gaybot got the award but it doesn't mean blackkong should been awarded

If looking legit fairly than this year has an easy goty and that's Metaphor.

FF7 rebirth is full of fan service (non erotic one ) tons of mini games the game is also more geared towards the fans of original and extended universe of ff7, an first timer won't enjoy that game as much as someone that already completed the og game and crisis core. The whole Zack element is out of window to them and the game kinda lacks og romance between cloud and Tifa (Aerith still loves Zack in this remake but not in og) so to fully enjoy the game you need experience beyond what the game is offer.

Silent hill 2

It's a GOTG game, 100+ of research papers are wrote about that game

It's artstrag shit. You can't name more story telling impactful game as it. MGS2 was also important but the game aged we are post mgs2 future so you have to be very knowledgeable to understand it's sociological concept. But silent hill touches eternal topics that were 2000 years ago relevant and will be relevant until the end of humanity. So remaster had a such solid fundamentals so the only thing piljaks had to do is not frick up graphic and gameplay, everything else was done already. Giving them goty would been unfair.

Ji also highlighted that their game's success was not a fluke, attributing it to Chinese culture, talent, and the gaming industry's growth.

The game was good but come on, chunks do a Wu Kong game ? That would be if Iraq does Aladdin game. But in Iraq case we don't have that much Aladdin game when we have billions of Wu Kong games

Coolest was obviously Enslaved.

Would been way cooler if they made Water Margin game

China is basically Wukong and gaymance of 3 kingdoms. So even if they made commie game it would been more interesting than non stop riding those 2 topics

It seems Game Science's CEO isn't happy their game, Black Myth Wukong, didn't win the highly-coveted

>Nooooooo mayos boomers didn't gave me goty me do senpoko

Apparently, that wasn't enough, as Game Science CEO and the producer of Black Myth Wukong, Feng Ji, just went on a tirade on Chinese social media platform Weibo, where he questioned the award-winning body's decision process.

Those homos didn't even noticed the only 2 true Japanese games that got goty are Zelda and Elden ring ? They were never going to give weeb game win. Or when Geff gave award to his friend Syrian Joseph that hyped the show for Geff ? "Frick the Oscar's" ?

He should be a man and accept his fate

Also the game award is an private event it has no legitimacy like BAFTA or DICE since those two events are a bit connected to gov and presented them self more than just entertainment event

If there is one thing I despise, it would be "low-effort" trolling. I see it all over this site. Today I am going to start enforcing consequences.

https://rdrama.net/post/308178/you-are-all-useless/7166452#context

Now it all starts when the user, @BooMetropolis enters my thread. He does nothing but spam emojis. A technique that was funny back during my amateur days of trolling, but one that I grew out of before I even left middle school. I tried to reason with him for a few comments to give him a chance to be more creative. He did not listen and continued to spam. When faced with a spammer there are multiple ways to counter them. I prefer finding a lower effort way to spam. Once I googled his name and discovered that he proudly displays his name and face for all to see. This only serves to make my job easier.

I instantly begin counter spamming. While he has to manually search for an emoji, I simply press ctrl-v and respond with his own face.

As I work from home and treat trolling as one of my passions it will be easy to counter spam him with his own face. But I will not stop there. Normally I would, but this guy considers himself a skilled troll. And yet he resorts to amateurish tactics? Disgusting. He needs to learn.

Before I explain what I did next, there is something one should know about me. I do not get off to porn, and I only release myself once per week in order to peak my testosterone. Moon's most major mistake was messing with me on a release day when my test is peaking. I also only ever get off to my imagination, and my own erotic novels that I have written and self-published. The next thing one should know is that I have mastered multiple forms of meditation, primarily focus meditation. One of the ways I have trained this is by releasing in the same exact spot on the wall for nearly a decade. I always place a target to prevent stains, and I can hit it from over 3 feet away now without even looking.

Why is this relevant? Because I released all over MoonMetropolis's face.

Your first response is probably going to be "Isn't that gay?!?" A response that is easily countered. Because you see, I was not thinking about Moon at all, my thoughts were focused entirely on his mother and my original story that I wrote about her. I simply stuck his face to the spot on the wall where I normally aim for and by controlling my thoughts I came all over him in the most heterosexual fashion. Below is the story I wrote and used as my inspiration. I wrote this in about 45 minutes, and was still on the clock when I wrote it meaning I made more today writing that story about riding Moon's mom than he made at all today. This is something called "effortless mastery". Years of work trolling the ff14 ERP community put on full display for all to see.

Sognara stared at the screen, his fingers hovering above the keyboard as "Moon" spammed emojis. It was a typical online spat, but for Sognara, this wasn't just about winning a digital war of words. He was disgusted by the low effort that his fellow "troll" was putting out. He decided it was time for a requiem. He googled Moon's name and instantly found his name and face. "Some people put no effort into their cybersecurity..." Sognara said smugly to himself as he stood up from the desk.

For you see, Sognara was not an ordinary troll. He had mystical powers that gave him the upper hand in more than just trolling. His eyes narrowed as an idea began to form in his mind. After a few keystrokes, Sognara's screen flickered, tapping into something beyond cyberspace. Through the glow of his monitor, he could see the dimly lit room where Joshua sat typing furiously. But his gaze shifted, zeroing in on the woman moving through the house in the background—Joshua's mother. A grin crept onto Sognara's face. She would be the key to his next move.

With a few whispered words, his power surged through the connection. In Joshua's home, a strange aura enveloped his mother. She paused in the kitchen, her hands trembling as she gripped the counter. Her body began to change—stretching, expanding, until she towered over the room, her head brushing the ceiling. She gasped in shock, trying to steady herself as she realized what had happened.

Joshua, oblivious, continued typing at his computer, wasting his entire life away, spamming emojis because there wasn't a single creative thought flowing through his thick skull.

Sognara wasted no time. With a surge of energy, he projected himself into Joshua's home. His form materialized near his mother, and without a second thought, he leaped onto her back, gripping a lock of her now massive hair like reins.

"Let's give your son a little wake-up call," Sognara chuckled, pulling on her hair as if steering her like a mount.

His mother tried to resist, but Sognara's will was too strong, her eyes wide with confusion and panic, moved forward, her huge feet thudding against the floor with each step. Sognara dug his heels into her sides, urging her toward Joshua's room.

As they approached, the walls of the hallway trembled. The floor groaned beneath her weight, and without hesitation, Sognara guided her to kick through the door. The force sent wood splintering into the room, causing Joshua to spin around, his face contorting in disbelief as he saw his now enormous mother standing in the doorway, Sognara perched smugly on her back.

"What the—?!" Joshua stammered, standing up from his desk, his hands shaking.

"Hey, Joshua," Sognara called, his grin widening. "Still think you're the best troll around?"

Joshua's mother, in her dazed state, stumbled forward, her massive hands flailing as Sognara guided her into the room. Her foot came crashing down on Joshua's desk, shattering it into pieces. His computer went flying across the room, sparks flying as it hit the wall.

"Mom?!" Joshua screamed, running toward her, but Sognara yanked on her hair, steering her out of the room. The giantess clumsily moved through the house, knocking over furniture and smashing through walls as Sognara spurred her on like a wild horse.

The house began to crumble under her weight, each movement sending tremors through the foundation. Sognara cackled heartily as they smashed through the kitchen, the giantess' hand accidentally sweeping dishes and appliances off the counters as she tried to regain her balance.

Joshua ran after them, helpless as the destruction unfolded before him. "Stop! What are you doing?!"

Sognara turned to face him, smirking. "You thought you could out-troll me? This is what happens when you mess with the master."

With one final command, Sognara guided the giantess toward the front of the house. Her foot slammed into the wall, creating a gaping hole as the structure gave way. The roof began to collapse, dust and debris filling the air.

As they stepped into the yard, Sognara gave one last laugh before jumping off her back, landing nimbly on the ground. The giantess shrank back to her normal size, collapsing into the grass, dazed and exhausted.

Sognara gave Joshua a mocking salute before he snapped his fingers, vanishing back into the digital void, leaving Joshua standing in the wreckage of his home, stunned and speechless.

With this blow dealt, I will now easily when the battle of wills and beat him at his own game. He will eventually realize that he can't out spam me when it takes me less effort to simply paste his face. If this continues to the point where I get bored of this I will hire an Indian to join the site and I will pay him 20 dollars per month to reply to any comments directed at me with his face until he gives up. That is called the power of having a job.

For the rest of you who lack creativity or who put no effort into your work I want you to consider this a warning. That is all for today.

I know a lot of people hate it and I get it but I grew up going and so I've always loved it! Things I love about it in no particular order= Gambling with men's money, nice hotels, shopping, spending like an r-slur, electronic music, smoking!!!!, getting fricked up shame-free, warm nights, not leaving for the club until midnight, camaraderie with other degenerates

I think if you're not a woman or a rich man it's prob not as fun but I know plenty of regular men/brokies that still love it.

!animalposters !cats

Yes it's true, I get social anxiety when I try to order a coffee at Starbucks, and I spend almost all my time writing on social media about how I want to achieve brutal revenge against everyone who disagrees with my political views. But the truth is, women don't like me because I'm slightly unattractive. I don't know if this is actually true, since I don't talk to women, but I have an entire folder of infographics explaining that women only want to have s*x with jacked 6'7" billionaires.

I don't know who else to tell about this but I feel the need to tell someone. For reference I'm a 25 year old guy who hasn't shit himself since he was a kid. Anyway I got up this morning as usual, left the house to go to work and as I was approaching the train I felt the sudden urge to shit. I searched around for a cafe or something with a bathroom I could use but couldn't find anything. It happened in that moment of complete defeat. For a split second I thought I was farting, but no. Naturally I ran home as fast as I could, trying to hold my pants up as much as I could for fear of the shit (diarrhea) dripping further down my legs, and washed up, washed as much off of my butt, pants, thermal underwear, underwear and sweatpants I was wearing under my regular pants to protect myself from this horrible NYC cold. I texted my boss saying I "had a problem at home" and was gonna be about 45 min late. I put all my dirty clothes in a trash bag and will do laundry when I get home tonight.

I kinda need help coming up with an excuse for being late. I don't really know what to say and I do not want to tell them what actually happened.

how bad is your diet if you shit yourself as an adult