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Can the jannies add the OP to the Snappy comment pool:

"Its wrong. By every measure of the Bible its wrong. Our hope and prayer should be for them to repent of this sin and turn and follow Christ. Out hope is for them to become Brothers and Sisters in Christ but they must repent of their sin. We must pray that the Holy Spirit would convict them of their sin and error and turn and follow Christ. For the “Christians” affirming this sin. Stop it. Instead pray for repentance that leads to salvation, Through grace by faith in Jesus Christ. Before its too late. God bless."

Due to multiple reports on the post, the jannies have made a statement:

Quoting the bible gets you jannied, so the jannies are working overtime:

Redditor accuses others of choosing to be be offended, but self-jannies

Redditors engage in a Christian-off

Redditor tells other to take meds

OP previously made a post denouncing a groomercord user for being a coomer

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His wife suggested the cover-up story behind the "grab the kitty tape", that was revealed in the testimony at the trial. (101)

Ask any/every man (non gay) if they've ever grabbed a kitty, lol. (-59)

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They were indoctrinated into a cult mindset (10)

Which party votes in lockstep and turns on anyone that dares go against the dialectic? It certainly not Republicans. (-23)

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Dems have now normalized the kangaroo court. Careful, that knife cuts both ways. (-24)

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There is a big difference between "Did Trump do what it was said he did" and "should this be a felony prosecution".My own issues with the trial:Paying people money to keep information quiet is normally a major expense for every campaign, right on par with paying people money to dig information up. If that constitutes "illegally influencing an election" than literally every campaign down to that for the Hazzard County Animal Control Officer is doing the same thing, but only Trump gets prosecuted. Do you think the Hillary Clinton campaign listed the expenses for the Pee Dossier as "we paid this money to get false information to embarrass Trump"?The payments to Stormy Daniels are perfectly legal in and of themselves. You are allowed to pay off your mistress so that she doesn't tell her story.The DOJ and Bragg's own predecessor knew all about the payments and declined to prosecute. The FEC knew about them and declined to even bring a civil suit (which has a much lower burden of proo... (0)

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Except. . .that has nothing to do with the charges. The charges are all related to financial fraud. Him having the affair and paying hush money isn't illegal. Altering business records to hide the payments, however, is. (65)

Sort of. The falsifying business records is a misdemeanor, but doing so with intent of another crime elevates it to a felony. Prosecutors didn't have to prove what the underlying crime was, just that there was intent.    The other crime (one of 3 floated by prosecutors) was that this was done because it would be bad for Trump in the election. Essentially, he falsified business records so that the American public would not find out that he cheated on his wife with a porn star, and that he paid her for her silence.    If the defense had convinced the jury that the reason Trump did it was to protect his family - that this had nothing to do with the election - he could've been found not guilty. However, there were several bits of testimony that showed Trump's concern was the election.   Then, prosecution would've had to tie the fraud to a different crime (they mentioned tax fraud and another crime I don't remember as possible underlying crimes).  (3)

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But isn't it still a crime just not a felony? Falsiying business records is still illegal, just a misdemeanor if not done in furtherance of other crimes. (1)

Correct, the crime that was charged was a misdemeanor, so the statute of limitations had run. The “in furtherance of another crime” part is what would have made it a felony, but the DOJ had previously investigated the other crime that was alleged and declined to prosecute (which means that legally speaking, he didn't commit “another crime” whether or not he did the thing that was alleged). The other crime wasn't a state crime, it was a federal crime, so the state doesn't have the ability to prosecute for it. You can't simply allege a crime that - if committed - would ratchet the charge up to a felony, which is one of the eleventy billion reasons this will be overturned on appeal, at some level. If you could do this, it gives prosecutors absolute free rein to enhance any charge for which an enhancement exists, by simply alleging the crime that would enhance the charge was committed. If you're innocent until proven guilty, you're innocent until proven guilty in a court that actually h... (1)

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I don't know enough about furries, thank god, and am unwilling to go into their spaces so I cant do a post on this properly. But I was very disappointed to see that the rdrama community hasn't picked up on this fresh drama (unless I missed it, in which case: ) ! So here's my attempt at a recap, let's begin!

Meet Anthpo

For those of you who don't know him already, Anthony Po (Anthpo) is a Youtuber famous for doing crazy bits in real life, causing chaos, and having absolutely 0 public anxiety. Essentially embarassing himself by doing dumb shit, but not being embarassed. He started small as a high schooler, but his antics grew in size. Some of his most memorable antics to me were:

- defending my school as Ben10 @MasterLawlz

- annoying students as Perry the Platypus

- winning an asian beauty pageant as a white guy

1 year ago, he announced he was quitting Youtube and followed through, not making any videos for the past 1 year. That changed on May 14, 2024 when he announced he was coming back and would be releasing 1 video a month for the next 2 years. He also revealed that over the last year, he had been committing larger scale pranks which cost him $125k.

The first of those pranks?

Spending 200 days undercover as a furry

Why? To determine whether the infamous furry parties (read: orgies) were real or not. Spoiler alert: they were. I'd highly recommend watching the video since it's like 15 minutes, but TLDR: he created a fursona, got mildly famous on tiktok under the alias Sigma Paws, went to a convention, got invited to multiple orgies, attended them, got naked, and did not have s*x ( ).

It was clear that 80% of the joke is that he "pretended" to be a furry for 200 days, and 20% is making fun of furries. He ended with the message of "furries are weird, but they're not bothering others and most of them are neurodivergent, so don't bully them."

Surely, no one could get mad at this kind conclusion on one of the grossest groups on the internet

Wrong. The furry community was miffed (yiffed? ) and he started receiving insane backlash!

The Pawtest aka The UpRoar

muh private adult space that is open to children and filled with bright colors and animals

Some random screenshots I found, but he received universal condemnation from the furries, and also by reddit and groomercord users wonder what the relationship is there https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1d4ios3/after_a_year_hiatus_beloved_youtuber_anthpo/?sort=controversial

/r/YouTubeDrama has a lot of the seethe. For the degens on here with inside access to the furry community, please share ur finds in the comments!

Anyways, people are saying they're mad because he included some heavily edited footage of the orgies (blurring out people, changing their voice sounds in an attempt to preserve privacy) and it was "unclear if he had consent."

Of course, those of us who are not r-slurred know that the furries are just mad their degeneracy was outed yet again as it took Anthpo very little effort to get invited to these orgies at cons that were "for all ages."

The Apawlogy

Anthpo responded with a swift apology, clarifying that he did have consent, but is removing the orgy parts

In the days following, we have begun to get the inevitable hour long youtube essays trying to cancel him. One that I liked because it showed some of the original scenes before anthpo deleted them is this one:

least furry

- The Hairy Truth: Exposing Anthpo's Disturbing Deleted Furry Video

More are pouring out

And I am once again cucked by the upload limit, but hopefully you enjoyed this drama.

At the end of the day, the furries have won yet again using their shady influence online, rabid fanbase, and suspiciously high amount of money but at least we got some drama out of it! If someone wants to explain better feel free to do so

https://twitter.com/kyivpride/status/1797600024987406336

Official Kiev pride account gives link to registration of pride event (atm I am writing this it had 260 views)

The PlayStation VR2 PC adapter launches August 7, letting players expand their game library with thousands of SteamVR titles. https://t.co/czluXvqmKk pic.twitter.com/8VkeEoQx1c

— PlayStation (@PlayStation) June 3, 2024

I hate feet. I hate my feet, I hate your feet, I hate all feet. They are ugly, and this is why we invented shoes - so we don't have to look at each others' ugly fricking feet.

SO we're going to have a beauty contest for the ugliest part of the human body - the feet. This is mostly because the actually fun/funny body-part beauty contests we could be having are illegal due to ever-increasing revenge porn laws. This is the one thing you can blame the democrats for.

POST PICS OF YOUR FEET FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF 10K MB (second prize 5k, third prize is just being insulted by me for having fricking ugly feet).

I will be enforcing the timestamp rule - so TIMESTAMP your photo.

Post your feet in this thread by Monday at 3PM PST. Voting thread will be shortly after that.

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM what do you have to say for yourself?

I have already received a lot of… no.. tons of information from everyone about this store before, but let me ask one question from a different angle this time.

Why do fights like this between waitstaff and customers happen so often in the restaurant?
I have never seen plates… https://t.co/RLMnYeszqc

— Katsuhiro Harada (@Harada_TEKKEN) June 3, 2024

I don't think it is simply because it is “open 24 hours and there are many drunks”.

What kind of culture is this?

Well, what's the answer arrdrama