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Paul Graham, Ycombinator VC hacker news jesus, who left America to live in a rich UK enclave far away from the Bay Area homeless mecca, has apparently never met an American tech worker that is upset with the devaluation of their labor with cheap foreign replacements :marseysal:
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More inane red notifications from power users was exactly what rDrama needed.

Thank you Aevann and Carp, I love nu rDrama and can't wait to see what latest hijinks @S, @ARNOLD_FRIEND, @Gruestletoe, @DeathToAllChuds, @King-Krazy and @BooMetropolis are up to now!

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IMPORTANT POST

I thought this was just a kink or some weird fetish at first, but I can't deny it any longer. I thought it would just pass once Kamila wins and this whole nightmare scenario passes but then... that didn't happen. America chose Republican, even in the popularity polls. It's just impossible to ignore anymore... they win. All we can do now is be good sports about it and submit to defeat.

But at the same time, there's only one thing this liberal white boi can think about: how hot that is. I can't get the idea of us totally loosing to and getting fricked like trophies by these bigoted hicks whether we like it or not out of my mind. It's so embarrassing and degrading and humiliating, but you know what? I fricking love it.

It's not like this was some random event too, Gen Z liberals like us were built for this. Every fiber of our bodies crave their cruel dominance, we can't resist it no matter how hard we try. So why fight it?

MAGA wins

!dramatards !BIPOCs !bwc !nonchuds

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I fear I hate my Wife : rs_x

					
					
					
	

				
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Weekly "Drawing prompt" Thread #12

Last thread

!art

Last weeks prompt:

Draw a something for the holidays, Christmas themed, Hanukka themed, Kwanzaa themed, or anything else you can think of that makes sense for the season

Submissions from last thread:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734996316E3iVGgij0Vj8YQ.webp

@Katedra

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17347193817686198.webp

@Szrotmistrz

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734748615331993.webp

@houellebecq

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17347307885075502.webp

@Count_Sprpr

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17347246673573172.webp

@TournamentFishingButJolly

This weeks prompt:

This week, draw something relating to the word "Ink"

As always if you have any feedback on these threads I am all ears.

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Hey have you tried being confident and talking to women????

					
					

Bonus points for the twitter account in the screenshot being a :marseytrain2: and the op being a lesbian

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I hate modern internet

Noticed email about Sony year wrap out so decided to check what I played the most, clicked on that link, it opened the browser and to view the wrap out I had to login in, understandable. Entered the email address and then the 30+ long password with all the requested symbols, no biggie. They saying "looks like you trying to log in with a new device" like how did they knew that's exactly the same device I always log in to psn ? :marseyjanny2: so they will send me an sms with pass code, cool. So I didn't receive any sms, no biggie I clicked to receive pass code to my email. They wrote they send me passcode to my email. So I opened my email and their was mail from Sony with no passcode, obviously but with information that someone from my location tries to enter my account and if it's not me to do something about it :marseythumbsup:

Tldr: So path tracing dlsr mlrs petaflops AI decided that I am using new device so I can't now enter my account

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Previous thread: https://rdrama.net/post/324414/real-animator-deboonks-chuds-who-say

I didn't watch the video but I skimmed through it to see if I noticed any obvious dramatards. :marseyfluffy:

Unfortunately I didn't see @GoldMemer's comment. :marseygiveup:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735345767K-NTESks3wqQdQ.webp

https://rdrama.net/post/324414/real-animator-deboonks-chuds-who-say/7463475#context

I think it was probably too long. :marseylongpost2: Maybe keep it short and snappy next time. :marseyshrug:

Anyway did anyone get featured? Please share with the class so we can learn what works together and refine our art. :marseynotes:

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When is JD Vance going to defend his wife's people?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735322998q-rKzxKNn84kaQ.webp

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:marseyluther: Martin Luther Confirmed FARTNEIGHBOR :marseyfart:

!fartneighbors

WE GOT MARTIN LUTHER ON OUR SIDE!!!!

THIS IS JUST FURTHER PROOF THAT FARTING IS FIRMLY PROTESTANT AND A POWERFUL WEAPON AGAINST THE SATANIC AND CATHOLIC MENACE!!!!

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Looking for a man to cook for~

Need a bf :marseychud: that is willing to eat my English :marseypie: and Quebecois :marseydeux: dinners I cook and is also willing to love me and my furryness :marseydiscord: UwU

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Autismo proves Elon is the shitlib screeching racism on x spaces

Holy shit

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:redlight: PSA : NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR R-SLURRED MARRIAGE ROLEPLAYING :redlight:

!jannies we need a toggle to turn that shit off like yesterday

:marseybride: :marseybride: :marseybride: :marseybride::marseybride: :#marseymini:

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I can't defend zoomers no more.

					
					

Spliting off the mainstream subreddit to listen to a youtuber demanding more strong women in the punch harder manga is insane.

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!anticommunists

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This guy isn't wrong, however there are a lot of r-slurs I have to deal with applying and interviewing for these jobs. I'm eternally grateful that I graduated before COVID-19.

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  • Gruestletoe : "voting in your best interests" is something I basically only see Russian peeps say
  • hello_how_are_you : grue has an idiotic heuristic
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EFFORTPOST @FourthEggnog callout post :pointgun:

A month ago, November 24th, Romania held a presidential election.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943151-88163337-fa24-4432-aa9a-85f68b5ed64d.webp

The main parties running were the National Liberal Party (PNL) of Klaus Iohanis and the Social Democratic Party (PSD) of Marcel Ciolacu. Both Europhile, bureaucratic centrists. One slightly more pro-gibs. Imagine democrats and pre-Trump republicans but even more corrupt, stupid and incompetent. There were also other parties, some woke, others !chuds, but all tiny and boring.

Since Poomania has a multi-round election schema, the top candidates, Lasconi, Ciolacu, Simion, and Sosoaca, were angling for the top two spots and trying to kick their main rivals into third or fourth place.

Then election day came around and to everyone's chagrin all four got blown the frick out the water by a guy nobody'd ever heard of: Calin Georgescu, a far-right martial artist whose entire campaign was ran on tiktok. He would proceed to the second round and could potentially become the new leader of Romania (dubious honor)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-cd860d5f-188b-473d-95bd-7ec6aefa9733.webp

This post is not about that.


After the election everyone panicked. Woke young romanians panicked because their favourite gibs and environmentalist causes were blown out the water. Geriatric bureaucrats panicked because the grift could end. Romania's European and American "allies" panicked because the last thing you want your puppets doing is voting in their best interest. In short, everyone chimped out and started flinging shit wherever they could to try to prevent Mr. Georgescu's further election.

The only people that didn't panic were the plurality of Romanians who'd voted for Mr. Georgescu. This is because they were too busy consooming tiktok reels.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-2e2e3e57-bdd6-47f8-8c03-c5d16ab1ad15.webp

On December 6nd, to nobody's surprise, a Constitutional Court made up of representatives of the loser parties overruled their earlier certification of the election because the Romanian president "declassified" some "information" that Calin Georgescu was - gasp -

A RUSSIAN AGENT

:marseyspit#:

Somebody'd put together the equivalent of a Steele dossier "proving" that Tru- Georgescu was elected not thanks to savvy social media marketing and the stupidity, apathy and desire for change of Romanian voters, but LE HECKING EVIL RUSSARINOS :soysnooseethe:

The EU, Western NGOs, CIA handlers etc. all hurriedly advised the immediate publication of this information and after some backroom political pressure the court made a mockery of the very concept of democracy by throwing out the election. NATO literally commanded them to do it, and the cucks complied, lmao. The only actual evidence was that Georgescu'd misreported his finances on some forms.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-da32a0a2-e95c-443e-ab5c-899549d527ed.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-836938a4-5589-4b3b-829a-7d57167dbd62.webp

For comparison, the president elect of the United States misused or misappropriated over 500 times that in campaign funds. Nobody gives a shit because we're not kitties and no red-blooded American gives a shit about campaign finance contributions

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-7d5b22c4-8dc8-4b05-b7a9-40b6536df97a.webp

Even in a shithole like Romania people mostly found the election annulment outrageous, except for this guy for some reason :marseyclueless:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-ecb15aa8-83e8-4de4-98f1-231aef1a1a51.webp

Now the country will have a redo election in March or May or some shit and the Romanian glowies are busy raiding and harassing Georgescu so him and others like him will never again challenge the primacy of the unelected fะฐggots in charge of Draculand. No doubt they'll find he scratched his butt with his left hand instead of the right (contra EU directive 14[a]2.1) and needfully put him away for infinite lakh years.

This post is not about that.


@FourthEggnog's r-slurred gypsy butt made a couple of posts about these events swallowing the Russia hoax hook, line, and sinker.

This is because he, like every Romanian, is dumber than the darkest, stupidest !dixie swamp !BIPOCs

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943148-b16b23ac-4dcd-4c20-9781-c973bbcf8e47.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-51e1f17d-4165-422f-8c50-d82119852caa.webp

His hypothesis (to put it generously) was that Romania was not actually a failing regime of bean counters, incompetent narcissists, subverted and bribed traitors, etc. In fact, all of these were but a front for the actual power behind the throne, a shadowy decades-old cabal of commie spooks :marseyscream:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-762c3d39-3cb6-4f77-8cfa-e9075f65f9cd.webp

This form of "reasoning" is common among the severely r-slurred. 310+ dramatards upmarseyd and presumably believed his schizophrenic ramblings, despite the fact they made no sense.

...

I was going to go through both posts and link all the shit he said that contradicted itself or was batshit r-slurred but it's literally both giant posts. Seriously, read them. They're entertaining (in the @kaamrev neurodivergent-on-amphetamines way) but 180 degrees diametric to the actual situation. It's insane that someone can have this tenuous a connection to reality while still being able to type.


:redlight: BREAKING NEWS :redlight:

Couple days ago a Romanian investigative outlet published a bombshell investigative report into who ACTUALLY funded Georgescu.

To the SHOCK of !nooticers it was... the ruling party itself :marseypikachu2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-1a514d0d-861d-448d-8040-2eadca13994d.webp

A new report from investigative outlet snoop.ro reveals that the TikTok campaign which was cited in the declassified Romanian intelligence documents (summarized in my post below ๐Ÿ‘‡) as evidence of foreign interference - and used as grounds to cancel the presidential election - was actually paid for by the ruling National Liberal Party (PNL), the very party that supported cancelling the elections!

According to the investigation, the campaign called "#Echilibruศ™iVerticalitate" that the intelligence services claimed was "identical to Russian operations in Ukraine" was organized by a marketing firm called Kensington Communication, hired by PNL (the ruling party), who paid Kensington over 1 million RON for it (about $210,000). Kensington then used a platform called FameUp to coordinate 130 influencers with specific scripts and messaging guidelines.

This puts the declassified intelligence documents in an entirely new light. What they presented as evidence of foreign interference was actually a campaign paid for by the ruling party. The same party that then supported using these allegations of "foreign interference" to cancel an election they were losing.

Even more bizarrely, confronted by journ*lists, Kensington Communication initially denied using the hashtag but later admitted to creating the campaign for PNL, claiming it was meant to be called "#echilibrusiseriozitate" and was changed to "#echilibrusiverticalitate" without their knowledge. Yeah, right...

This means that either the Romanian intelligence services didn't know this was a PNL-funded campaign when they used it as evidence to cancel the election (which raises huge questions about their competence), or they did know and didn't disclose it (which raises even bigger questions about their integrity).

In any case, it seems to indicate that something extremely sinister happened in Romania: a ruling party used intelligence services to cancel an election based on "foreign interference" evidence that they themselves paid for!

Followup:

Also, interestingly, Politico is completely misrepresenting this bombshell investigation: Report ties Romanian liberals to TikTok campaign that fueled pro-Russia candidate

Let me show you how they're trying to spin it.

Politico claims that the investigation shows that "a campaign from a governing center-right party may have been hijacked to benefit far-right candidate." They're framing PNL as being a victim here, seeing their TikTok campaign "hijacked to benefit Georgescu".

But the snoop.ro investigation demolishes this narrative with hard evidence because they found Kensington's (PNL's contractor) original brief and proved influencers were following their exact scripts. The investigation shows exact matches between the script and influencer videos. How is that "hijacking" when the influencers were doing exactly what the brief told them to do?

Most importantly, Politico completely buries the lead: a ruling party paid for a social media campaign that was then used by intelligence services as evidence of 'foreign interference' to cancel an election. That's not a 'hijacking' - that's an explosive scandal about potential abuse of intelligence services for political purposes.

This isn't sloppy journ*lism - it's active misrepresentation. Politico has access to the same snoop.ro investigation we're reading. They chose to ignore the documented evidence of word-for-word script following and instead push this 'hijacking' narrative that the evidence explicitly contradicts.

Instead of investigating how a ruling party's campaign ended up being used as evidence to cancel a democratic election, Politico is helping construct a cover story. They're turning what appears to be potential intelligence service abuse into a story about campaign "hijacking".

Which means we potentially have another major scandal on our hands here: major EU media outlets - the same EU media outlets that regularly lecture about threats to democracy - appear to help obscure what might be the most serious abuse of intelligence services for political purposes in recent EU history.``

I called it as not being the Russians two fricking weeks ago

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-9be16416-94c6-4d47-a4b7-8e8335d5b86f.webp

But this dumbass doubled down on the Russian collusion shit. Fricking tard.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-e7874d84-5fa6-4477-87aa-5be9f137d125.webp

HIs "explanation" goes on and on, increasingly unhinged. Blueanon on the Danube.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943151-feae8fb7-5728-4437-8c03-028b26744bba.webp

To conclude, I am now convinced - as you should be - that the Romanian Constitutional Court was correct in cancelling this election. Where it erred is in not cancelling every future election as well, as Romanians are too stupid to self-govern. Instead, American viceroys must be appointed, to guide the ignorant and wayward vlach peasant into a comfortable, pleasant and thought-free life licking NATO's taint while selling his country and resources to our benevolent corporations.

:eaglehesrig#ht:

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when I text frozen (I'm Elizabeth and she's Sunny)
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EFFORTPOST Into the K-hole Episode II: The NewJeans Saga Part I.

On tonight's episode:

We begin the NewJeans Saga. Join us for a brief look at the history of the major players in the scandal, as well as the opening volleys of a feud that could alter the landscape of pretty ricefoids shaking their hips on stage for ever.

Who is MHJ?

:marseyhmm:

What exactly is, a NewJeans?

:marseyh!mm:

Why do I keep using Twice for the OP?

:marseycoomer2:

Find the answers to all of this and more, right after these messages from our sponsor:



:pedobear:



Now, back to our regularly scheduled programing.

:worm:

Christmas Thread Theme

Introduction


On the morning of November 28th, 2024, an official representative of the superstar Kpop group NewJeans announced that the members would be holding a press conference to address the ongoing dispute with their record label, ADOR. Two weeks prior, on November 13th, the group sent a letter notifying ADOR of numerous issues that they considered to be breaches of their contract. Per a (standard) clause in the contract, ADOR had 14 days to respond to and ameliorate these breaches. If it failed to do so, NewJeans would have the option to terminate their exclusive contract, without penalty. With the 14 day deadline set to pass at 12:00 AM KST, November 29th, it seemed premature to call a press conference. However, the group was planning to board a plane to Japan in preparation for promotional activities later that evening, and expressed their wish to update their fans on the situation before ADOR could take advantage of their travel to control the media narrative.

:pedobear: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734860429-0d462d56-bd87-422a-a3d3-3e419689820a.webp

They know what they did

And so, at 8:30 PM, the members of NewJeans and a PR representative met with the press to announce their response to ADOR's failure to rectify the alleged contract breaches. What followed was a bizzare press conference that saw members claim their contract was terminated and that they:

  • were no longer under contract with ADOR after midnight

  • would not need to pay a termination penalty

  • would begin seeking other oppurtunities while finishing scheduled events with ADOR

And the really bizarre part...

  • would not seek to confirm the termination of their contract via legal action.

This, of course, raised numerous questions amongst the entertainment reporters present who have a solid grasp on how contract terminations work. I'm sure the dramatards in the audience who understand contract law, or are capable of tying their own shoes, have many of the same questions. Thankfully, the girls took some time to take questions from the press.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734852813-7a525f1c-f94d-4db1-83c6-11ed4cd73dca.webp

An excerpt from the press conference. Did you understand?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734852813-ff48b218-52fb-4980-89d4-46d2ec6c83fd.webp

Always a good idea to check the specifics after terminating the contract

:ma#rseywut2:

Leaving the world with more questions than answers, the members of NewJeans boarded a plane to Japan to resume promotional activities, setting the internet ablaze with discussion of what was in the future for NewJeans. Well, in order to predict the future, one must first understand the past.

And that past can only be found...





...In the K-Hole.





:m#arseygeisha: :marse#ygeisha: :marsey#geisha:

:marsey#geisha: :mar#seyscreamgenocide: :marsey#geisha:

:marsey#geisha: :marseygei#sha: :mars#eygeisha:


The Main Players


HYBE

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The illegitimate love child of Kim Jong-Un and Xi Jinping Bang Si-Hyuk

HYBE Corporation, initially founded by Bang Si-hyuk in 2005 as Big Hit Entertainment, is the largest of the big 4 record companies in Kpop, with a market capitalization almost 4x greater than that of their next largest competitor, JYP Entertainment. Their success is directly tied to that of their most popular group, BTS, who during their heyday, generated more GDP for South Korea than the Korean domestic airline industry. This great financial success provided Big Hit Entertainment with the opportunity to acquire numerous smaller record labels including Source Music, which would later go on to debut the girl group Le Sserafim, in 2019 and Pledis Entertainment (Seventeen and Formis9) in 2020

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734860228-8e873688-0401-403f-bd5a-e3c391207bb0.webp

With these new labels under their belt, Big Hit Entertainment restructured itself as HYBE Corporation in 2021, structuring all of their various sub-labels underneath the new Hybe Label division. During the years proceeding the re-structuring, HYBE developed plans to debut numerous gril groups, and leading these plans was the former Visual Director for SM Entertainment, Min Hee-jin (MHJ).

Min Hee-Jin

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734868474-338fbbf4-fbc5-465a-a2e8-d5045e291da7.webp

Born in 1979, MHJ began her career in Kpop as a graphic designer for SM Entertainment (one of the other big 4 companies in Kpop) in 2003. Eventually she was promoted to creative director, where she oversaw all visual branding for a number of SM's gril groups, including Girls Generation, Red Velvet, and f(x). Her impact on the industry in this role was massive, as she shifted artistic direction within the industry towards the idea of more experimental "concepts".

You can think of a group's concept as the overarching theme of the group, impacting everything from album art, photoshoots, music videos, and costumes to public behavior and even the type of music the group produces. The concept of an artist can remain static for years on end (think of how Motley Crue have always been party boy rockstars), or change over time (compare the early music and style of The Beatles to their later work.)

Leaving SM in 2018 due to burnout, it wasn't long before she found herself hired by Big Hit Entertainment to oversee the rebranding to HYBE Corporation. It was also announced that MHJ would be the creative lead for multiple new girl groups, as well as the producer for a label that HYBE would launch in the next few years. MHJ took part in initial planning for a new girl group with Source Music, but in 2021 HYBE established the ADOR sub label and named her as the CEO. The first act to debut under ADOR would be the girl group MHJ had begun developing with Source Music, NewJeans.

NewJeans

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Upcoming January 2025 Vogue Korea cover featuring NewJeans

Auditions for Mhj's new girl group began in 2019 under Source Music. Initially planning to debut in 2021, this was pushed back to 2022, ostentibly due to the Covid-19 Pandemic. Officially debuting on July 22nd of 2022, NewJeans quickly became one of the biggest acts in all of Kpop. Their achievements speak for themselves:

  • First idol group in history to occupy the #1, #2 and #3 spot on every chart in Korea for 3 consecutive months with Ditto, OMG, and Hype Boy

  • NewJeans surpassed 5 billion total points on Circle Digital Chart in only 64 weeks, second only to BTS (53 weeks)

  • First girl group to ever chart 5 songs on the Billboard Hot 100 in the same calendar year in K-Pop history

  • Set a Guinness record for fastest artist to reach 1 billion streams on Spotify and also became the fastest Korean act in history to reach 3 billion streams

:pedobear:

Newjeans debut single and MV, Hype Boy, released July 22nd, 2022.

This groups massive success on the charts led them to become one of the most sought after brand endorsements in the advertising industry , with them eventually going on to work with Nike, Coca- Cola, McDonald's, Apple, Levi's, and Calvin Klein. NewJeans was so successful on this front that In April 2024, Forbes Korea reported that the group had earned โ‚ฉ30 billion (~$20 million) in advertising in the course of a single year. to put this in perspective, Patrick Mahomes had total estimated off-the-field earnings of $25 million in 2024.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734936591-f0a7ffb7-b6fa-4acf-8fe4-15ecc4321f10.webp

You know you've made it big when even your slop meal gets to go on tour.
Hanni

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The Vietnamese-Australian member of a Korean girl group's English male name is Harry.

Born to Vietnamese parents in Melbourne, Australia, Phแบกm Ngแปc Hรขn's (20) first experience in the entertainment industry was as a member of the Australian kpop dance cover group AEMINA. In late 2019, she was the only person to pass the Plus Global Auditions, the first set of auditions for the girl group that would become NewJeans. Hanni is widely considered to be the best vocalist in the group

Minji

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734942074-b2093c6e-d6c3-4041-a816-221bce2d00a6.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734942268-2da4643b-989f-46dc-abe2-2c46cde94b8b.webp

Marcus the Cleanup Queen

Born in Chuncheon, South Korea in 2004, Kim Min-ji began training with Source Music in 2017. She was likely the first member selected for NewJeans, as she was the anonymous face of the Plus Global Auditions that selected Hanni. Often acting as the de facto leader, Minji is the oldest member and one of the best dancers in the group.

Dani

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Her male English name is Demitree.

In 2005, Danielle Marsh was born to an Australian father and Korean mother in Newcastle, Australia. Moving back and forth between Australia and South Korea as a child, Dani's first experience in show business was as a child actor in South Korea. She began her kpop career as a trainee at YG Entertainment ( the last of the big four Kpop companies), leaving the company and joining Source Music in July 2020. Probably the most popular member internationally, Dani is a talented vocalist who provided the Korean dub of Ariel for the live action Little Mermaid movie.

Haerin

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This Kang's name is Stephen

Originally from Seoul, South Korea, Kang Hae-rin dropped out of middle school in 2020 at the age of 13 to begin training with Source Music, later earning her GED. A taleented singer and dancer, Haerin is also a global ambassador for Dior.

Hyein

:pedobear: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734942745-e300f7d3-f22c-4f8c-bb8c-8c82e9d2fae5.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734942745-d5ebe9a9-56ae-4af3-9603-353735ba3e3a.webp

(Male name) Collin is the reason we need pedobear.

Lee Hye-in was born in Incheon, South Korea in 2008, making her the youngest member, or maknae, of NewJeans. Getting her start as a child model, she also was a member of a kid's group called U.SSO Girl from 2017-2018. She later went on to star on a YouTube children's channel called PocketTV. She eventually joined ADOR as a trainee in 2021. Despite being the youngest member of the group, Hyein has the most showbiz experience in the group.

Now that we've had a chance to meet the stars of our story, we are finally able to see where the NewJeans/ADOR drama truly began. But first, it's time for a...


Cookie Break


After the success of their debut single Hype Boy, NewJeans quickly followed up with the lead single of their self-titled debut EP, Cookie. As @0BS3SS10N mentioned in the comments of our previous episode, there was something a little off about this song.

:pedobear: :worm:

With most of the song in Korean, the lyrics, once translated into English, are something else:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735019038oN7UDnyPDwgjWQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17350190399NVVgfFXSus2xg.webp

Now, these lyrics wouldn't be too bad in and of themselves, at least compared to western music, save for one small problem; the majority of the group was underage when the song was released. At the time of release, Dani and Hanni were 17, Haerin was 16, and Hyein was 14(!). Only Minji was over the age of 18 at the time. This generated a great deal of controversy in western markets due to the sexual tone of the lyrics.

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/wdclrx/newjeans_cookie/

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/wdd6bg/new_jeans_just_officially_debut_with_the_release/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17350206736D_9RMwQKfZK1A.webp

Link

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022728Fyi4vnzURIvahw.webp

A solid summary of the drama

As @ftincel touched on above, the scandal was complicated by a report of a pattern of weird, borderline pedophilic behavior surrounding MHJ. She had numerous pictures of underage girls and a 15 year old Brooke Shields on her Instagram, and had also been accused of over sexualizing underage idols while at SM Entertainment.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735026028YD_A_lCC1I7IQA.webp

Link

HYBE, ADOR, and NewJeans themselves argued the song was actually about burning a CD for someone (to bake a CD is a euphemism for burning a CD in Korea) and that the translator who worked on the MV above had mistranslated the lyrics. Most Westerners didn't buy this, pointing out that two of the people in the group (Dani and Hanni) were native English speakers. However, as is common with scandals related to Kpop idols, there were plenty of fans who were ready to eat up the cover story.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735020673WXiWvxbXIvk91Q.webp
Link

https://old.reddit.com/r/unpopularkpopopinions/comments/wrsspn/cookie_by_new_jeans_isnt_as_sexual_as_people_make/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewJeans/comments/wkle0q/serious_discussion_thread_the_cookie_and_min/

Let's see what /mu/ had to say at the time:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17350229217zetHlcgIzxp0g.webp
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022921MTq84nzKa9oi-g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022921cWRneCtoPG2fJg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022922k93Di9kTrz7EJA.webp

You know it's bad when even 4chan thinks you've gone too far

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17350229215zhU5bU5n4K2JA.webp

:marseyfeet:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022921my_RutgTLKquNQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022920ezO-kHqHs6J62g.webp

:marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022922vtp8mn5aKrDw6g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735022922q8WoXrM1b8An1w.webp

I think this is a compilation of translated comments from Korean sites. If not, someone needs to investigate this guy.

With all of that background info and the Cookie drama out of the way, we can begin our story in earnest.


The Beginning of the End


The Audit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735029576p2ko3Nfg9K97Xw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735029576igiQ9alNFFnUgg.webp

On April 22nd, 2024, bombshell news dropped that HYBE would be launching an internal audit of ADOR and it's executives, due to concerns that MHJ was trying to attract investors to take the label independent. At the time, HYBE owned about 80% of ADOR, with the remaining 20% being held by ADOR executives, predominantly MHJ.

HYBE alleged that MHJ and a VP at ADOR, identified only as Mr. L, were working in collaboration to "free" ADOR from HYBE. The scheme included Mr. L passing classified info about HYBE to MHJ. Mr. L had previously worked with HYBE, most relevantly during its IPO, before being transferred by the company to ADOR. Once HYBE became aware of the plan, the audit was triggered, executives electronics were examined, and plans to remove MHJ as CEO of ADOR were initiated.

:pedobear: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735033655K2tXfWy4Or5-Vg.webp

Illit

For her part, MHJ released a statement alleging that the audit was an illegal attempt to oust her as CEO In retaliation for her accusing Illit, a new Kpop group under HYBE's sub-label, Belift Labs, and their producers of "copying" NewJeans.

https://www.koreaboo.com/news/min-hee-jin-official-statement/

April 23rd and 24th

The next day, April 23rd, HYBE responded that it had clear evidence that MHJ had been planning to take ADOR independent long before Illit had debuted. The main piece of evidence for this was an unreleased internal document detailing MHJ's plans.

https://m-en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20240423006400315

On the 24th, various ADOR executives tried to distance MHJ from the discovered internal document, but a report from Dispatch (basically the Korean TMZ) revealed that she had almost $73 million in put options on HYBE.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735029575PXSuICOl4Y1o3w.webp

Link

April 25th

The Next day, April 25th, HYBE made public it's initial findings from the audit and stated it's intention to report MHJ to the police.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735030400a5D9V6JeA-HQkA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735030400bIy_2a2E4ify2g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735030401cexxcI4LWUbQxg.webp

A leaked conversation between MHJ and another ADOR executive, A

In response MHJ called her own press conference that day, which ran for almost 2 hours.

During this press conference MHJ touched on a number of topics, including:

  • Reiterating that the only cause of the audit was an internal complaint she filed over Illit's "plaigerism"

  • Complaining that her shareholders agreement that she signed with HYBE was unfair and currently being renegotiated.

  • Alleging that she was promised NewJeans would be the first of HYBE's new girl groups to debut. Instead Le Sserafim was allowed to debut first. (Remember this one, it will be important later on)

  • Claiming that she would take legal action against HYBE for seizing her and other executive's electronics

  • Stating that all of ADOR's internal discussions about seeking outside investors and breaking away from HYBE were merely jokes

  • Tacitly admitting that she would consult a Korean Shaman to help make business decisions (again, more on this at a later date)

The entire press conference is a trip, and this all is just a snippet. We'll do a deep dive into the press conference and it's after effects next week, but for now, let's see how the internet reacted:

Reddit Reacts

Warning:: May contain spoilers for future parts of the saga.

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/1ca2gc4/hybe_launched_audit_into_ceo_of_newjeans_agency/

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop_uncensored/comments/1ccn2j5/my_takes_from_the_min_heejin_press_conference/

https://old.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/1ca90ty/hybe_initiates_audit_of_adors_management/

https://old.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/1ca90ty/hybe_initiates_audit_of_adors_management/

/mu/ Reacts

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044712xpp40GFudFmqSw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17350447121r3a7r6al9HALw.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044714sSJ849sXcKPeQw.webp
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044713Pcbpuw7m4JLt_w.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044711M392ZAKhfuO7Vg.webp
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044712EjkcHv_qe4tpNw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044714OYmivnI3kf8hMA.webp
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044713xnfOo9G7jcrtnA.webp

:#marseypedo:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044714ZaaFngRTy0WLWQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044713q7mQhmzNNANZ-w.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044712BWlflJwd-QtT4Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044713LrLWVzuC0YmeFw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044713V9NGHrSETVGBag.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044713ySAwZDPusaXfJQ.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044713fK56MBWYYg_18w.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044711UbQPTnu5RUqWCA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044711-Hw23mm4RSZqag.webp
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044711Kakd3zMS8CWtXw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735044712O4by4H9Q9sG-fQ.webp



That's all the time we have for this week, but I hope that I was able to whet your whistle for the drama we have ahead, because theres quite a bit of it.

On next week's "In the K-Hole"

  • A deep dive into MHJ's April 25th press conference and auxiliary accusations!

  • The parents of NewJeans speak up!

  • New legal challenges!

  • And much, much more, all next week!

I hope you enjoyed this episode, as well as your upcoming holidays. A very merry Christmas to you all and yours...

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... Of the K-Hole.

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I was told that making your own write up, even biased will make a post more of an effortpost compared to just copy pasting dramatic comments before the link

FDS never existed, and even if it did it was mostly male incels pretending to be women part 1

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3pwshs/?context=8

Part 2

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3q03ax/?context=8

Part 3

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3q13v1/?context=8

Toxic masculinity and not gender wars and astroturfed hate is the reason of men failing

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3q1vfe/?context=8

Men can't say women bad, but women can say men bad

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3pul6p/?context=8

I don't understand why mayo moids are crying, mayo moids can't have issue + plus lots of self flagellation over being mayo moids

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3ptblt/?context=8

Equality to an oppressor feels like prosecution?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3puvr1/?context=8

Straight white men can have issues, for example if they are poor or ugly...

No they can't mayo, I tell you this as a mayo!

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3q38sx/?context=8

You know, that with posts like these, you only giving ammo to chuds and make it easier for them to attract young men?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3pyx7l/?context=8

if a man feels like shit because gendered issues are brought to light, they need to work through that themselves instead of expecting women to sugar coat everything for them.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3q03rc/?context=8

White men do not deserve compassion because majority of them voted for trump. Cool, but white women did too. That's different

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3q03rc/?context=8

Moids are the destroyers of the universe copypasta

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hlxfxu/why_are_young_women_so_lacking_in_compassion_for/m3q8wbd/?context=8

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Full disclosure: I am a leftist in the USA and while I don't have an issue with the rich or ultra-rich existing, I do have an issue with people existing in abject poverty in the richest country on the planet. (41)

Can you give an example of someone in America living in abject poverty?Medicaid, food stamps, section 8 housing, free k-12 education. Plus local and state programs for internet and phone subsidies. Unless you are mentally unwell and not able to manage these programs, you should never be in abject poverty. (-11)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

No. Inequality is the killer of Capitalism. People forget the real value of money is not living a more comfortable life; it's power. When a small group of people are able to hoard all the money, it means they hoard all the power. When that happens their immediate next step is to close the door behind themselves to prevent other people from getting power, followed by disenfranchising all of the people who could threaten them. This naturally creates an authoritarian state (Socialism, Fascism, Feudalism, etc. are all different flavours of authoritarianism) where a small crowd that thins to a single person who is given control over the destiny and freedom of every person in the state.It's not about giving everyone a decent standard of living; that's a consequence of them having power. It's about keeping the different levels and layers of society functioning and competing to keep things in balance. (134)

Thisโ€ฆ makes no sense. You get richer by trading/leveraging others' strong qualities while lending them yours - in good faith (do it in bad faith and people will stop trading with you - and you will fall behind no matter the initial edge). This is the opposite of "closing door behind yourself once you get rich". If your theory made slightest sense people would never get rid of slavery, for example. Nor would developed countries invest in underdeveloped ones (that themselves become developed as a result, mind you). (-17)

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Tax them properly. Solved. (7)

But then who will we blame for all our problems if not the rich? (0)

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Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I am wondering where all this poverty is. Not only do I not see it, ever, but we have vast welfare programs that provide all the necessities and more. Our welfare state provides food, clothing, spending money, housing, healthcare, and probably a bunch of other stuff I am completely unaware of. So how is it we have poverty and where is all this poverty?I think the left has mental problems. They suffer from a sick sense of envy, hatred, and greed. Those problems are focused on anyone they currently deem to have too much regardless of how much the individual worked for what they have. They are authoritarian and want to decide how much money an individual can accumulate. They also want to decide how much everyone is afforded regardless of how little they work. They would literally give able bodied people free everything even if those able bodied people sat on their asses all day long and did nothing. (-6)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I am wondering where all this poverty is. Not only do I not see it, ever, but we have vast welfare programs that provide all the necessities and more. Our welfare state provides food, clothing, spending money, housing, healthcare, and probably a bunch of other stuff I am completely unaware of. So how is it we have poverty and where is all this poverty?I think the left has mental problems. They suffer from a sick sense of envy, hatred, and greed. Those problems are focused on anyone they currently deem to have too much regardless of how much the individual worked for what they have. They are authoritarian and want to decide how much money an individual can accumulate. They also want to decide how much everyone is afforded regardless of how little they work. They would literally give able bodied people free everything even if those able bodied people sat on their asses all day long and did nothing. (-6)

It's the lower income working class where the poverty is at. Due to rising costs in housing and health insurance, middle income earners are slipping into poverty as well. Car insurance and home insurance rising costs are going to bring even more workers into poverty. I would say the high number of adults who don't have kids or are not into marriage/dating are often victims of working class poverty because often they realize they cannot afford family/children, so why bother dating in the first place. (2)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

I think there's two problems here:2 - All the measures I've seen to lower income inequality ultimately just harm potential business owners and house owners the most.3 - Anecdotal but it feels ridiculous how Leftists get mad at people having money. Like an athlete offers a service and gets paid [X] amount of money for it. How's he at fault for someone else being poor? (3)

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