The notifications say carp won, but my higher self says otherwise.

Affirm it with me. I won the lottershe.

https://old.reddit.com/r/lawofattraction/comments/174k60l/being_told_by_my_higher_self_im_going_to_win_the/

For years the elites of the dramasphere have conspired to suppress the pizzabros, a nomadic group of text warriors that travel from drama website to drama website to spread the gospel of anti-foidism.

Whenever we climb near the reins of power the jannies collude to stop us from over running them.

But the elites have made their biggest mistake yet - having fair and open elections, something they never considered before. They have underestimated the pizzabros and walked right into the kill zone.

To my supporters - do not let them silence you, we have come further than ever before. They laughed at us when we said we'd ascend to power and bring the jannie problem to a final solution. I believe the sound of laughter might have suffocated in their throats in the meantime.

For pinging KEYED Sigma Stacy moments join NOW or you done a !moidmoment

!sigmastacies

No need to hide/be coy about it. We know

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1796287771163672651

Trump is GUILTY of all 34 felony counts of falsification of business records.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go dunk on SO MANY people on Twitter. You have no idea.

Fish bet 8,453 on my lottershe post

He lost

But his coins didn't change

Then he deleted the comment

RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED JANNY CORRUPTION. HE'S HACKING RDRAMA

Even IGN gave it a 6 lol. https://www.ign.com/articles/star-wars-the-acolyte-review-disney-plus

If Christians really desire to worship someone, maybe a better idea is to worship Taylor Swift, because at least she exists.

@Losercel @loli_esports

See how they’re classy and not showing micropenises? https://t.co/iz7JFjvh9A

— ل (@heroingIow) June 1, 2024

https://twitter.com/buckalchemist/status/1797130689130971165

https://twitter.com/lem_lem10/status/1797148352699601106

https://twitter.com/Shmattheww/status/1797153730951000209

It's not even their own money that they're laundering, they actually have a business where criminals come to them and say "hey, can you launder this for me?"

I'm still pissed at Falun Gong for only making an extreme half-assed attempt to recruit me.

I hate feet. I hate my feet, I hate your feet, I hate all feet. They are ugly, and this is why we invented shoes - so we don't have to look at each others' ugly fricking feet.

SO we're going to have a beauty contest for the ugliest part of the human body - the feet. This is mostly because the actually fun/funny body-part beauty contests we could be having are illegal due to ever-increasing revenge porn laws. This is the one thing you can blame the democrats for.

POST PICS OF YOUR FEET FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF 10K MB (second prize 5k, third prize is just being insulted by me for having fricking ugly feet).

I will be enforcing the timestamp rule - so TIMESTAMP your photo.

Post your feet in this thread by Monday at 3PM PST. Voting thread will be shortly after that.