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:marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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The Orange One is now openly declaring himself King...

If you had asked me three months ago whether I would have been on the side of the Republic or Ceasar in 48 BC I would have without hesitation said Caesar. Now with how The Orange One is behaving I realize the error of my ways: Pompey was right all along...

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:soysnoo: Hi πŸ‘‹ Just landed here from Reddit

Upmarsey 4 upmarsey, need karma to post on subreddits here so I can proliferate liberal values with my informed takes

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OP shits his pants at work and makes a woman barf

					
					

I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a entire ordeal.

So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.

Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.

Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.

She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.

This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls

Anyway that's my story.

:#gigachadnoticeme:

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dubs checkum

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It's hilarious how pro bailouts redditors are when it's LE HECKING ETHNIC FOOD

					
					
					
	

				
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Delta upside-down plane crash allegedly involved all-female crew :chudglassesglow:
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Why White People in South Africa Deserve to Suffer :marseyflagsouthafrica: (they are mayos)
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Interpret this for me

January 1st, 1:30am. I text her "happy new year A". She leaves it on read, then at 11pm, almost 24 hours later she replies back, "happy new year [my name] !!". I only saw it after mysteriously waking up at exactly 3am. Life felt so good for a moment there. Watched the sunrise, listened to the birds singing, etc etc. We haven't talked in a while so it was definetly a surprise for her.

I'm not texting her ever again unless she does it first which is unlikely. Though I can't help but wonder why she decided to respond and why I woke up at exactly 3 o'clock.

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White House Twitter Account Shares Picture of Trump as King :marseyking:

>It's real

!burgers !blueanon !chuds

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He has no thoughts

					
					
					
	

				
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Y no weekly games thread.

bls explain

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:marseycry:

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I would had picked Israeli flag :gigachad2:

					
					
					
	

				
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What is a chud?

like.. i kinda know but its used so much i wanna hear what other people think

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Just listen to the English it's the first 10 seconds

His English is worst than an Indian scammer only the accent is good

:#marseyemojirofl:

One of the expose videos

Need my diverse rdrama friends to explain how he butchers the other languages

:#marseyclapping:

!saiyans

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:marseysteer:
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Ghost :marseywraith: is a larper

@Vegeta , @Aevann , can you ban this neighbor :marseyfuckyou: @Liquid_Bridge and @laguerna. It's obviously ghost. I know you probably don't care tbh, but the first :marseywinner: one is pretending to be me and obviously failing, and the second :marseygunnut: is larping as a groomercord :marseynominers: BIPOC.

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Impoverished gaymer seethes over the thousand dollar 5070 TI :marseydarkxd:

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The secret life of pigeons

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How do you take your coffee?

I have a nespresso machine and usually make a cappuccino at home. If I'm out I'll get a drip or a matcha.

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