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!nonchuds unlimited calories = unlimited chudcel weightmogging:#gigachad2:

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two-toned ah dih

Idk why but my dih is turning into one of those two toned ones you know where like halfway up or so it just randomly changes to a lighter tone? Not sure why this is happening or if I like it or not

What are your thoughts on two-toned ah dih?

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Why did a convenience store need a general council :marseyatfa!gent: :marseyklennyplead: !fedposters

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712144rYRyTEFZucLzdQ.webp

CASE CLOSED

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712147XRID9FYrdjcboA.webp

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Leftoids have absolutely lost the plot
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What should I make for dinner tonight guys?

I need to feed my wife and three kids a balanced meal while also preparing it all in under 1.5 hours. and I cook SLOOOOOOW. What should I make?

Please list many ACTUAL OPTIONS YOU MAKE AND KNOW ARE GOOD. I can look up recipes elsewhere. I come here for nuance.

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We haven't had a banner event in over a year, so by popular demand we are doing that again. Happy Goyslop December!

!badgemaxxers most of you know the drill.

Banners are my favorite part of the site's aesthetic. And you are all beholden to my special interests. So you make banners around a particular r-slurred theme and you get badges. We've previously done like 20+ of these and they are a big part of why the site looks so very cool.

THEME: FAST FOOD

Rapid fire starter concepts off the top of my head to get the ol' noggin joggin:

  • Make it look like an advertisement

  • Make it look like a job posting

  • Make it look like it's announcing a new special

  • Pick an actual fast food location and theme it around there with their address and shit

  • Make it sexual

  • Make it GAY

  • Make it gross

REQUIREMENTS

  • Submit the banners here: https://rdrama.net/submit/banners

  • 1920x192 dimensions (under 2mb filesize if animated)

  • Must say rDrama or rDrama.net somewhere

  • Doesn't have to use a mascot (marsey/capy/carp/platy/zombiewolf/dk) but strongly recommended

  • No low effort.

WHAT YOU GET

1 BANNER

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739472239v6SaMY9lHZlzrQ.webp

You're hired! Welcome to the team!

2 BANNERS

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739472239GNWBYA7zxPcFYQ.webp

Moving on up in the world to the envy of pizzashills everywhere, you've made Assistant Manager. Congratulations!

3+ BANNERS

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17394722396v82oXCg04tj6A.webp

I don't even know where you can go from here. Nowhere I think. You're the big boss now making the big bucks. Well done.

Ok that's all back to work bye x

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!g*mers !superheroes !nooticers !asians

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22.02.25
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doctors give the wrong fetus to foid, demand refund, foid reverses victimhood because the baby was black

Woman sues fertility clinic for implanting wrong embryo โ€” forcing her to hand over baby five months after giving birth

A devastated Georgia woman is suing a fertility clinic for implanting the wrong embryo inside her, resulting in the baby being "ripped away" from her five months after she gave birth and bonded with the child.

Krystena Murray, from Savannah, underwent in vitro fertilization two years ago and only discovered the fertility clinic's "reckless" mistake after she delivered a healthy baby boy in December 2023.

Murray and her sperm donor are both white :tradwife: :whitesicko!:.

She said she "knew something was very wrong" when the child was born because she delivered a :yakub: "dark-skinned, :yakub: African American :yakub: baby," :yakub: according to the lawsuit.

!medicine !r-slurs !biology !chuds !foidmoment

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Rebel Wilson in Cats :marseyobesescale:
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Pseudo Echo - Funkytown

https://media.tenor.com/CxmmySn6Gy0AAAAx/paint-spray-paint.webp

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  • dooky : Apparent clueless redditor inside !
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Zoomers discusses the upcoming end of democracy election in Germany

					
					

It's mostly non-Germans commenting lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1inndq2/the_german_federal_election_is_less_than_two/mccbuts/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1inndq2/the_german_federal_election_is_less_than_two/mccacl4/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1inndq2/the_german_federal_election_is_less_than_two/mcchnck/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1inndq2/the_german_federal_election_is_less_than_two/mccdfm2/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1inndq2/the_german_federal_election_is_less_than_two/mccklkc/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1inndq2/the_german_federal_election_is_less_than_two/mccf4t6/?context=8

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  • whyareyou : I believe in u pizza just dont go too too TOO crazy :marseyblowkiss:
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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED tdoay makrs the satrt of a new pizzashill.

I let the lqiuor and foids get the best of me. I lost sight of what matters - the righotid scourge hree on r drama. Iv'e gotten lazy, I've let the benadyrl and vodka suppress my true self. Today is the end - I'm back in the gym, I'm back on adderall, I'm back on the lab cehms.

it's all out war wtih the rightoids.

Community Note by @Bridge

I am tired of his behavior in particular. You are talking to people you shouldn't be talking to Pizza. You are treading where you shouldn't be treading Pizza. Literally go to any other chatroom. Any other chatroom....

Helpful [42] Not Helpful [30]
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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] That helicopter pilot. You know the one. !friendsofredactor0, this bet is for you.

Definitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets

Terrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets - WINNER!

Only a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets

We'll never know :marseyladybugshrug: (wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets


Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:

A. That just means the bet is literally free money.

B. I don't watch the news.

C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.

D. :marseysassy:

!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"

!bets

closed

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:marseymuslimitsover:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740190633MNU4o3c4Bc7ZiQ.webp

:marseyjewofthesubcontinent:

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๐Ÿฆ‚ looking

โŒ npnc

โŒ no taps

โŒ no fat

โŒ no old

โŒ no fem or trans

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

She needs to dump you & move out. You're treating her like a roommate/tenant & not someone you're romantically involved in. Hope you don't expect s*x from her while she's subsidizing your income. You're her roommate now. (-42)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

YTA. The mortgage and bills should be split 50/50. Not you profiting off your girlfriend! It doesn't matter what the going rate is. Just look at the monthly bills for your condo and split that down the middle. (-38)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

If you can pay the bills by yourself when you lived alone, why would you expect her to begin paying bills simply because she lives with you? (-38)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I bet this is this GF plan,move in have an oops pregnancy and quit job become Stay at home mooch be set for life. (1)

I love how y'all literally think that A) men have ZERO percent responsibility in all pregnancies that they cause but don't want. And B) that you think being a stay at home Mom is easy Af. Insane. Literally insane. I lived alone, worked a full time career as a cop - owned my home, had a take home patrol car, my own suv and my motorcycle.... It was a good life. It was also a fricking piece of CAKE next to being a stay at home Mom and not working.You think cooking, cleaning, managing schedules and RAISING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING is literally "being lazy"? It's fricking laughable that anyone could be dumb enough to think that GROWING AND BIRTHING A BABY, THEN RAISING IT is so fricking easy that every woman is just fiending to "trap" men..Id rather tear my eyeballs out than go weeks without human contact except conversations with my toddler, and I genuinely LOVE my kid. But holy shit... To think that anyone thinks my life is so lazy and easy just because I no longer punch a time clock. Again...... (-3)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

Lol you're telling me having a kid is harder than being a cop? You're either a mall cop or a liar (1)

I was a Deputy in Florida for 11 years, and yes. My theee year old is a FRICK TON harder. I ALWAYS eventually got to GO HOME and SLEEP when I was a cop - been shifts. I've yet to have a day off. My son is three. Last time I took my eyes off him, putting up Halloween decorations while he was inside napping... He woke up- and climbed out a SECOND STORY WINDOW to come join his brother and i outside. (Thankfully his brother saw him and rescued him quickly so he didn't fall!) When lecturing him on how dangerous it was, i included the caveat "you NEVER EVER climb out a window unless the house is on fire!" He looked me dead in the face and asked "what if i started the fire?" This second kid has been a VERY new experience. Raising my first to ten was the easiest thing I've ever done... Then #2 shows up and we've called 911 twice- plus he also fell at my studio and got stitches in his face despite being within arms reach of two grown adults- he's just ENDLESSLY into EVERYTHING. He had my brot... (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

NTA but since she's been there 4 months, check the laws in your state. You may have to legally evict her if she refuses to move out. Lock up anything you don't want to go missing (I assure you I am not assuming she would do anything bad, just basing that on so many other similar stories that have been posted here about this kind of thing), and lock the room you keep your clothes in as at least one crazy ex who was being dumped cut up their partners clothes before leaving. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/CraftyMagicDollz

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Number of comments: 3

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Maximum angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Minimum angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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  • Wojak : YWNBAW :marseyplushieswinging:
  • Lv999_Lich_King : schizo on rDrama keeps pretending she's not a creepy skinwalker
  • Grue : Weak bait reports smh
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Schizo on Reddit is convinced Oompa Loompas are throwing stones at his house and attacking him while he sleeps

					
					

Original post on Reddit on /r/HumanoidEncounters (which btw is FULL of schizos):

>Bald Oompa Loompas fricking in my backyard? (Humboldt County, CA)

This event took place on 11/10/24 in Humboldt County, California, US. I'd been hearing this terrible chirping/screeching sound for the past three nights outside my window. Finally got sick of it so I decided to investigate. Was expecting some dumb bird, but no. I turn my flashlight on and uncover what has to be the single most troubling spectacle to ever meet my eyes in my 29 years of life. Two orange and very naked little creatures were doing it in the middle of my zucchini patch. Their eyes were beady and their mouths were agape in the way that turtles mouths are agape when making love. Just an awful sight all together. Our eyes met and they sat there for a second staring at me with what I can only describe as empty headed surprise. Then, in an instant the one on top leapt off and the two little frickers scurried away from sight in what felt like mere seconds. So like. What the frick did I see? They literally looked like Oompa Loompas from heck. Anyone else seen anything like this or am I just cursed?

Someone in the comments directs him to this post of similar orange gnomes torturing some other schizo:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739752119gFHNkbDWOt_EfQ.webp

OP responds with:

Holy frick! That's them! Those are the little frickers! They even made the same face as the ones in that drawing! Oh my God!

Case closed.

Until he followed up three days ago with a new post:

These events have taken place for the past few weeks in Humboldt County, California. A couple months ago I made the post about the two ugly butt Oompa Loompa's who were getting down and dirty in my garden. Well, after I caught them in the middle of their evening activities, I thought they were gone for good. For an entire month I was left without bother, and even found it within myself to move on from the ordeal. I celebrated Christmas with my family, had a pleasant New Years, and honesty forgot about the horrors I had witnessed. Life was ok, but then, without warning, I heard a little ding on my window one night. I looked out and saw one of THEM. He was running away into the bushes like a gleeful little cherub. I ran outside and there was no trace of the little fricker. What I did find was a tiny white stone laying on the ground below my window. A couple days later and I hear another ding on a different window. What do I find? Another white stone. A week later and the same thing happens again. At this point in time, these buttholes have attacked my poor windows seven goddarn times! Now, I should make it clear that none of my windows have been broken from these attacks as their throws are seemingly wimpy and their rocks are small, but still. Frick these guys. I've got a collection of white stones now and I know they're just going to keep adding to it. Is this supposed to be payback? I'm at a loss of what I should do.

The top comment:

Fellow Humboldt resident here. I have heard of similar things going on.

So I guess this town in California is being overrun by Oompa Loompas and only brave Redditors are willing to report on this. Godspeed.

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Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 VA is :marseytrans2: chasing by slipping into Instagram DMs :marseyscream: Kiwi Exclusive :marseykiwi:

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II's Pan Ptacek has hit up transvestite streamer Gilticus.

(According to the streamer)

The actor who played Pan in the game came across Zhenya's cosplay and wrote in a private message expressing his gratitude forย herย playing the game. A little later, he wrote more, "I don't remember ever seeing such a beautiful woman before." When people started writing to him saying that "such a beautiful woman" wasn't a woman at all, he replied that he didn't care about that and wasn't going to retract what he said

Trans WOMAN in question

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739296050CpAnsMfUGZL21A.webp

Dirty sly chasing in progress revealed by streamer neo-egirl

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739296050EaGWvA6-irfuEw.webp

https://m.twitch.tv/gilticus/clip/ColdbloodedEvilSlothImGlitch-PvCuq8vuXGg9p2aN

https://m.twitch.tv/gilticus/clip/FrozenSuperKumquatHoneyBadger-WNXTT1VeICknKXZF

https://m.twitch.tv/gilticus/clip/CreativeProtectiveRedpandaBudStar-d9Fu4vQzvv_H0Cbw


!chuds

:#marseygiveup:

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New ChudCU trailer :chudspin:
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Contagion (2011) Official Exclusive 1080p HD Trailer - YouTube :marseykingharkinian:

Important movie

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R/politics is literally this : ShitPoliticsSays

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739885565_Lp9Qom0G3JTnw.webp

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