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Snorlax-chan

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:mjlol: @ St. Louis :marseydarkxd: wtf is wrong with that city?!

I think the Arch is cursed

https://media.tenor.com/Cx-m5VIiETEAAAAx/st-louis-blues-louie.webp

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a 3D reconstruction of the capital of the Aztec Empire

orange sight: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42950059

p cool tbh

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739633064Erwr-gNzYPg4BQ.webp

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https://media.tenor.com/1EwrGGt1xO8AAAAx/rkelly-r-kelly-crying.webp

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Evry time 11 huffs fine, 12 huffs poopman come i
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Trump's America is now arresting Pulitizer-winning political cartoonists of color who criticized him

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738019497coY1xmjaQKcK4Q.webp

https://www.pulitzer.org/winners/darrin-bell-freelancer

anyway lets look at the works of his that won the pulitzer

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020820Y6xwv0jM05jAyA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020820hh0s9AmDiX1W8Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020820aJyVSn7Kw2oXZA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020820AgYKy-LYTDv5zQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020821KK0z7bFHAcmvDA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020821GHZ4AGUmwdrX8g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020821RvFwVb50bSZL2w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380208212IyavpEOUEmFVA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738020821kxSWyCNR6HxnrA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17380208212n4dscMSi5AJNg.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738019476Fs35Z7GFVc4LKw.webp

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrin_Bell

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Bongland to open slavery reparations talks after Caribbean ex-colonies demand ยฃ18 trillion :pepemoney: :marseyrastawereback: :pepemoney::marseybritbongitsover:

!americas !britbongs

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Trump 2.0: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) - YouTube
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"How to identify Fascism" in r/Fuckthealtright

Fascism may be defined as a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation, or victim-hood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion.

โ€” Robert O Paxton, _The Anatomy of Fascism (2004)_

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Most of crypto for the last while has been based on the asymmetric difficulty of two items of the same maths operation

p = prime1

q = prime2

result = p * q

asymmetry 1 : it is very easy to check that a number multiplied by result involved p and q, assuming you know them already.

asymmetry 2: it is very hard to work out what p and q are if you only see the result term, mostly because they're [a] prime and [b] big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapdoor_function

!codecels

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-13 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Sorry to rain on the partisan parade ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜If kanye announces a world tour would you go?/r/Kanye (894K)61%1147
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Awwww ๐Ÿฅด๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป!!/r/MemeVideos (555K)63%842
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Would ya'll date someone bipolar? That's on medication/r/AskMenAdvice (278K)51%537
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Defend Democracy/r/LasVegas (198K)61%626
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜A person with no options is NOT a better option./r/PurplePillDebate (136K)48%421
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Video games should be more expensive/r/The10thDentist (304K)56%469
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What if the US split into a blue nation and red nation based on pol.../r/whatif (31K)56%790
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Im fricking done/r/linuxsucks (8K)52%140
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Army Recruiter Here/r/Felons (42K)55%751
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜A6 Songs (So Far) Not Great./r/lightsalot (7K)49%77
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Petition against anti-transgender talk hosted by the University of .../r/oxforduni (23K)48%216
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜'The View' Joy Behar Back In Action Explaining Long Absence/r/theview (6K)49%51
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜How do you justify voting Conservative in Oakville-North Burlington?/r/BurlingtonON (29K)50%258
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Sorry to rain on the partisan parade ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ/r/OptimistsUnite (242K)59%2244
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜FIRST READING: Trudeau government already missing targets on pledge.../r/WildRoseCountry (5K)50%29
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does anyone here NOT absolutely despite Mahomes and the Chiefs to l.../r/NFLv2 (61K)50%316

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Microsoft update failed in our office and Teams and Onedrive are inaccessible. I don't want to jinx it but I think we're about to be sent home early :marseybegging:

Update: got sent home. Am waiting for my connection at Kowloon Tong. Never usually see the MTR after 8.30am or before 6pm.

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https://i.redd.it/hhsw39xo5ake1.jpeg !scandicks !strayans !nooticers

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Went for a nice walk in the snow

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712833Z3BeHHmdVLXA1Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712836zXpuRs3wZGmMIw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739712839Lqxw2Yh0wcW95Q.webp

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[office drama] I fricked up

So I'm at work and I'm about to start working a different schedule than the one I've been on for the past few months. This is all well and good, and I've known about it for several months at this point. As the day of the change approaches I'm talking to my manager about some other stuff and he says "By the way what was your new schedule again? Because what you told me the last time we talked about it doesn't match what's in the system."

Turns out someone fricked up the paperwork and my new schedule in the system is slightly off from what was in the announcement months back. While slightly less convenient, it's barely different from what I was already expecting so I'm thinking okay whatever. I just really really REALLY need my time off requests that I put in forever ago adjusted to match the new schedule.

Apparently this is not a simple ask. I got pulled into chief HR's office at the end of the day and was informed that the issue had been passed all the way up to corporate legal and they were going to offer to honor the schedule I was originally presented with in the announcement "as a gesture of goodwill (please don't sue us)". I declined and made it clear that I reeeeeaaaaallly don't give a shit about the minor schedule adjustment, I just need my PTO moved. Response was "we technically still can't force that through, you'll have to get $other_department to override it for you if you decide to keep the adjusted schedule."

:bruh:

So now the shitty part is that I know exactly who fricked up the paperwork and I'm worried that I've made enemies out of her entire chain of command. And all for nothing, because I still don't have a guarantee that I'll get my time off. I just wanted my fricking PTO fixed.

This is at a fortune 100 megacorp (doebeit at a very low level because I am an unambitious lazy r-slur).

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Moon Pies have gone woke!

Taking a jab at President Trump for giving the Gulf of America a proper name.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739327522sz4yV6M-xVT1Tw.webp

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New Current Thing (Rightoid Edition) Just Dropped: Black Jeopardy

For those of you not in the know, Black Jeopardy is a recurring SNL sketch in which the trivia categories are replaced with Black slang,. Naturally, many of the jokes use Black stereotypes as the punchline, so you'd think rightoids would love this. Sadly, the chuds of the moment are too thin-skinned to appreciate this.

8 years ago, Tom Hanks joined Black Jeopardy as Doug, a Trump supporter (hick) who fits into the show perfectly due to a shared distrust of elites, but is reluctant to shake the host's hand.

Recently, as part of the 50th Anniversary, SNL did another Black Jeopardy. It was the least funny one so far, but that's not important. At the end, Doug appears and does the same thing as before (getting a question right, is reluctant to shake the host's hand).

Rightoids were not having this, proclaiming :marseyblack: and :brainletmaga: finding common ground to be instead to mockery of all rightoids, and an expression of the liberal elite's pure contempt for them.

You can see some here: https://x.com/search?q=libs+of+tiktok+tom+hanks, but here's a few others:

And here's Elon retweeting the time-honored tradition of "all my enemies are libertarians":

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739847979R-3oOAMStqelAQ.webp

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Google Kills Diversity Hiring Targets
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739575478B2f_s-eER7HiLA.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1ipahb7/the_united_states_of_america_and_the_people_vs/

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Let's see what the youth of Brazil are up to :marseyitsoverbrasileiro:

Boy who injected himself with a crushed butterfly mixed with water 'for online challenge' suffered horrific seven-day slow death, it is revealed - with the insect's toxins feared to be the cause of death

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739980899VeCwn2DxfSBXoQ.webp

The fourteen-year-old boy who died after injecting himself with a crushed butterfly suffered agonising symptoms for seven days before he died, local media reports.

Davi Nunes Moreira, 14, died in hospital in Planalto, Brazil last Thursday after telling staff he had injected a solution made of crushed butterfly into his leg.

Believed to have carried out the dangerous procedure as part of an 'online challenge', Moreira began vomiting and struggled to walk before admitting his mistake.

The youngster was taken into hospital by his father and remained in the Vitรณria da Conquista general hospital for a week, receiving specialised support, before he died.


Last April, an online influencer from Brazil nearly required amputation after taking part in an ill-advised viral trend for her two million followers.

'Thammy MC' was left unable to walk after standing in a bucket of ice and salt for an online 'dare' that turned her feet black and nearly required the amputation of her toes.

'We spent 15 minutes with our feet on the ice with coarse salt,' she said, recounting the horror.

'When I took my foot out I never felt such pain in my life. Three of my toes had turned black when it came out of the ice bucket.'

Thammy was treated at a clinic where she was told she was at risk of thrombosis, and that she could have developed necrosis had she remained in the ice another minute.

Unable to put any pressure on her feet, she said she now gets around the house by being dragged around in a garden chair by her mother, who pushes her from room to room.


Be sure to check in later for more Brazil news.

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Responding to a follow-up FAQ email on the government buyout automatically enrolls you in the buyout. :marseyelonmusk: :marseytroll:

					
					

Context: So, as you might know, the Drumpf administration offered a severance package to all 2 million federal workers to entice them to quit. This offer was sent out by some of Elon's flunkies that were recently employed by the Office of Personel Management. After this email, there have been several follow-up messages listing some questions and answers about the program.

Someone got the idea to respond to one of the emails asking more questions, and were automatically put on the list to be shitcanned.

Now to the comments:

Someone at our org CC'ed their supervisor on their resignation response and the supervisor got added to the list

Hahaha holy shit.

:comfypepe: "Oh Mr. supervisor, I've just quit my job and it looks like I quit your job too. No takebacks."

Shocking that a bunch of clownfarts with no experience managing large organizations would make such a mistake.

Do you really think it's a mistake?

:#capytypinglaugh:

I had an out of office messageโ€ฆ. Uhmโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

:#marseytense:

This whole thing has been hold and we don't even know if it will be allowed :marseysal:. But the drama coin is already being paid out. !fedposters

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Car of peace in Munich

While many details still aren't known, police say the man they've detained in Munich is a 24-year-old Afghan asylum seeker who was known to them for theft and drug offences.

https://media.tenor.com/_gKNzAFYWX8AAAAx/here-we-go-again-hwga.webp

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Big Boi - All Night :marseysamfisher: (Official Video)

https://media.tenor.com/rCu-L1A-KZQAAAAx/burak-reis-funny-face.webp

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Kanye :marseybdtf: in full meltdown mode. Calls himself :marseytedbackstab: a nazi, calls all white :marseymushroom: people racist, screams about Jews, and more!

Highlights: Elon stole :marseymimic: my Nazi swag

Jews and whites are different, whites won't give you money, Jews will, BUT they'll invite you over for dinner :marseykingharkinian: on Friday

THRVTHNVKE :marseytruthnuke:

Jews hate whites and use blacks

GRAMMAR IS FOR HONKEYS

He clearly saved the best for last:

Admins please :marseybeanpleading: ping all the necessary groups

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HI DRAMA FRENS.

Say onye cute thing abwout mwe + anyother dwamatard. Best answer gets a pwize.

!metashit

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