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Just a Bunch of CATS!

:marseyfluffy: :marseyhearts: :marseybow:

!animalposters !cats

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We have Donkey Kong December, why not Juggalo July?

WOOP WOOP

:#marseyjuggalo:

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rip gaybros :marseybeantears:

!gay !bottoms !tops

shamelessly stolen from here

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The NFL says Racism is back for the super bowl, baby :marseyracist:

At his annual Super Bowl news conference Monday, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell strongly supported the league's policies designed to promote diversity at the club-employment level and said they would continue.

But during Super Bowl LIX, and with President Donald Trump apparently planning to attend on Sunday, the NFL might be making another kind of statement on the Caesars Superdome field itself. According to two league sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the discussions, league officials recently changed one of the slogans expected to be stenciled in the back of an end zone from "End Racism" to "Choose Love."

The game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles will mark the first time since February 2021 that "End Racism" is not included as a message in the back of a Super Bowl end zone.

The switch, conveyed internally to high-level employees earlier this week, could be perceived as a nod to the current political climate. Following the lead of Trump, who was inaugurated last month, many corporations and institutions are abandoning their diversity, equity and inclusion programs. Goodell did not follow suit when asked about the league's policies on Monday, saying he was "proud" of the league's diversity efforts.

"We got into diversity efforts because we felt it was the right thing for the National Football League," Goodell said. "And we're going to continue those efforts, because we've not only convinced ourselves we've proven it to ourselves โ€” it does make the NFL better."

!mensfootball discuss

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31 year old virgin it's not over (it's over)

no really, it bothers me but not like it does some people

i have my excuses (my spine is deteriorating haha) but it is what it is

worst part imo is how far ive come. i used to be a pure antisocial shut in, but it took until my mid 20s to become social. people seem to view me as charismatic now.

im going to ask a girl out soon. ive been on a few dates but its been way too long. i have no money and no car (of my own) so frick it why not.

but there's plenty of things in life that make me happy. my r-slurred cat is sitting on me and i love her so much, but shes making my legs way too hot, but i love her so ill endure it until i cant and then tell her i love her

of course i kinda wanna die but thats more due to the constant crippling pain. lol

its like 3am and i kinda want to kiss my self right now. haha

is it genuinely over? AMA, talk shit, give advice, manifest destiny, idc, i clearly just need attention. i just want to hold someone in my arms thst genuinely wants to be there with me. xD

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Tomorrow's protests are gonna be a shitshow : VaushV

					
					
					
	

				
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/machlny/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/mac96so/?context=8

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"If you insist, Mr Trump, sir" - Israel tells army to prepare plans for Palestinians to voluntarily leave Gaza
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Cat Campfire

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In case you aren't familar with them (a good thing), Hasan Piker and Ethan Klein (H3H3) are leftist content creators that for awhile collabed together and even had a podcast. That all changed after the Oct 7th incident as Hasan went full r-slur with pro-Palestine rhetoric while Ethan and his wife, who served in the IDF, naturally disagree with a lot of it. That relationship fell apart quickly and Ethan recently came out with a HECKING CONTENT NUKE!!!!!

A near goddarn 2 hour video about Hasan that didn't add anything new that Hasan's biggest haters (Destiny fans) didn't already know. Now apparently he's got a second video cooking up that apparently will accuse Hasan of solicting fans for nudes. Considering Destiny fans have made it their life's work to bring down Hasan, I find it hard to believe something that could cancel Hasan from more than just the Minecraft community would have not gotten picked up from those weaponized neurodivergents.

The LSF thread itself is filled with redditors thinking it will be a nothingburger like the last one. Destiny fans :soysnooseethe:ing when anyone brings up his male feminist stuff.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/unusual_whales/comments/1ii65qf/trump_wants_to_shut_down_the_college_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Askpolitics/comments/1iib5o8/why_get_rid_of_the_department_of_education/

Lies lies lies

https://old.reddit.com/r/missouri/comments/1ihvuso/department_of_education_funding/

Shrieking morons begging for death

https://old.reddit.com/r/raleigh/comments/1ii06kt/im_embarrassed_by_our_school_board/

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i wasn't aware the yank plane crash was this serious :marseywtf: :marseywtf: :marseywtf:

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Banana award is live. Please apply bananas to this post to test.

sizing check

:#dkwould:

:dkwould:

:dkwould: with text

You'll also notice that I've forcibly reenabled the cursor Marsey for everyone. This is so you can appreciate the adorable cursor kong by @Elias_Acorn. You are welcome.

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Leading report i garbage tho, don't follow

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>mfw no FBI gf

if you are a fed PLEASE DM me

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the duality of man
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Early springcells be seething over six more weeks chads.

Woke up at 3 am, drove two hours and then walked three miles there and back to see this little neighbor say six more weeks of winter.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541007IJ3Pp0OZ2PkvbA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541016CHEp7-4321yikg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541026X5U_eO29wL81nA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541031Cs1_U-SvSaU6ZA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738541040MjeoQ0CdmP3prw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/173854104995hmYXk_29PooQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385410535SKO3cOqyIJx5A.webp

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!nonchuds !chudmoment !g*mers !goyim

>That's curtains, th-ACK!

:#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16936554487795408.webp

>Pretty much. That is literally the dogshit writing dream te-ACK!

:!#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340561076309214.webp

>Sucker Punch, insomniac, naughty dog and Santa Monica were some of my favourite studios. It's crazy how they have all fallen. I miss when gaming wasn't main stre-ACK!

:#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736886088-8AjNn6fCVVlCw.webp

ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE GREAT NIPPONCAUST OF 2024-2025:

https://rdrama.net/post/303041/effortpost-culture-war-chimpout-cwc-32769

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what do you guys think dasha's hair smells like

i wonder this a lot and while i like to imagine she uses a nice green apple shampoo for fragrance at the end i feel like when she does wash it its probably with an unscented shampoo bar or maybe something boring like this if she's feeling fancier than usual or going out somewhere and plans to be sniffed but ive had this niggling uncertainty that maybe she floralmaxxes and doubles up on flowery conditioner and shampoo every other day and she just looks greasy by choice

anyway what are your thoughts

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27yo femcel here

Graduated last year and have a useless degree now. I'm technically doing my masters but I'm thinking of dropping out (haven't told my parents yet). Still live with my parents. Never had a real bf. Don't really have any friend. Is it over?

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Trump orders advisers to "obliterate" Iran if it assassinates him

					
					

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyinshallah:

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This was posted on rDrama a year ago but without annotation or marseys.

The reddit OP is [[[deleted]]] but his legacy lives on.


Pinned comment:

You can read the full context behind the 'You will never be a real woman' YWNBAW copypasta here

https://copypastatext.com/you-will-never-be-a-real-woman/

The link does not offer full context. It references its origin on a 4chan thread but doesn't even give the get.


:!marseyfreedomofspeech: You can say whatever you want but it is true. Just because you "feel" you are a woman, doesnt mean you are one. Period. Its all in the post

:marseyakshually: Psychiatrists disagree with you.

:marsey: Psychiatrists can say what they want, you will still, never be, a woman.

:marseywitch2: Why not?

:marsey: Because You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs... [the full copypasta]

:marseywitch2: So what gives you more authority to make that judgement than psychiatrists?

:marsey: So essentially, this is my reasoning:

You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. [full copypasta]

:marseywitchtriggered: That's not reasoning. You just reposted the copypasta.

(Yeah no shit, that's what it's there for :marseyxd:)

:marseyslab: Because for some reason you aren't getting the message.

His observation doesn't come from an appeal to authority, like yours and "psychiatrists" do. His observation is based off of reality.

I can say I feel like an Asian woman. I can say I feel like a foxen kin, and psychiatrists can agree that I AM one, all they want, but the fact remains I was born a white male. Nothing changes this. Surgery doesn't. Altering my hormones doesn't. Changing my posture and clothes doesn't.

Would you like me to pasta that copy for you, again? Or is 4 times good enough?

:marseywitch2: [gay shit about appeals to authority and meta discussion]

Heres the climax!

:marsey: I'll ask you point blank then: You think a man is a woman the moment he believes himself to be one?

:marseywitch2: Yes, she is.

:#pronouncorrection: INTENSIFIES

:marsey: [[[ Removed by Reddit ]]]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384280344cQj_TBx2wT2Uw.webp

:marseywitch2: Except that the overwhelming scientific consensus on the subject is that gender identity exists separately from biological s*x, and that altering the latter to match the former is better, more healthy, and more feasible than the inverse.

:#marseysurejan:

:marsey: As per my last two paragraphs [[[removed above]]], your comment qualifies as this conversation being ended.

:marseywitch2: If you're not willing to converse without me rejecting science in favor of supporting your bigotry, then yeah, we can't really continue from there.

Our brave little biological reality warrior then goes on to frick everything up by resorting to 2015 insults.

:marsey: You're a bootlicker, incapable of thinking for yourself. Probably a cuck. Thanks for removing yourself from the gene pool

The battle continues, a year past the original post date. I won't copy it here, it's off in the weeds past the original point but here's the link many layers deep:

https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/lyktos/ywnbaw/jco4w2w/?context=8

A couple of teasers if you want to delve into the ancient battlefield:

  • Imagine calling someone a "bootlicker" because they're more pro-freedom than you

  • Freedom to sin is terrible for the soul. Should be stopped immediately. Inshallah.

  • If I want to commit a sin that hurts me and me alone, then I see no reason why laws should exist to restrict that. It's my afterlife to afterlive.

  • There is no such sin that only affects the sinner.

  • Ivan Karamazov ... Grand Inquisitor ... Long gay quote from some dead russian with a stupid name :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost:

  • Yeah I'm not reading that great wall of china long text wall

  • Your lack of classical education does not render Dostoevsky obscure, kid. (my favorite cringe out of all of this)

  • Those who believe in omniscient, omnipotent and omnibenevolent gods must know that such hypotheticals bla bla

  • [the battle ends 2 years after the original thread]


Honourable Mention (!bardfinn spelling)

/u/EmojifierBot

You ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰ will never โŒ be a real ๐Ÿ˜ woman ๐Ÿ‘ฉ. You ๐Ÿ‘‰ have no ๐Ÿ™…๐ŸŒˆ womb ๐Ÿ‘ถ, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ have no ๐Ÿ™…๐ŸปโŒ ovaries ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ have no โŒ๐Ÿšซ eggs ๐Ÿฅš. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are a homosexual ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ man ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšซ twisted ๐Ÿฅจ by drugs ๐Ÿ’Š and surgery ๐Ÿฅ into a crude ๐Ÿ‘บ mockery ๐Ÿ˜ค of nature's perfection ๐Ÿ‘Œ.

All ๐Ÿ’ฏ the "validation" you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น is two-faced and half-hearted ๐Ÿ’”. Behind โ†ฉ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ back โฌ… people ๐Ÿ‘จ mock ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ•›. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿš€ parents ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ›ฌ are disgusted ๐Ÿคข and ashamed ๐Ÿ˜ฉ of you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, your ๐Ÿ‘‰ "friends" laugh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ at your โ›“๐Ÿ‘‰ ghoulish appearance ๐Ÿ”Ž behind ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฅ closed ๐Ÿšซ doors ๐Ÿšช.

Men ๐Ÿ‘จ are utterly ๐Ÿ„ repulsed by you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜. Thousands ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ฏ of years ๐Ÿ—“ of evolution ๐Ÿ’ have allowed ๐Ÿ˜– men ๐Ÿ‘จ to sniff ๐Ÿ‘ƒ out frauds ๐Ÿšซ with incredible ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ€ผโ— efficiency ๐Ÿ“Š. Even ๐ŸŒƒ :!marseytrain:s ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘  who "pass" look ๐Ÿ‘€ uncanny and unnatural ๐Ÿ‘ฝ to a man ๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸŒŠ. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ bone ๐Ÿ– structure ๐Ÿ  is a dead โ˜  giveaway ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ. And even ๐ŸŒƒ if you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ manage ๐Ÿง” to get ๐Ÿ‰ a drunk ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป guy ๐Ÿ‘จ home ๐Ÿ  with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, he'll turn ๐Ÿ”„ tail ๐Ÿ‘ and bolt ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ the second โฑ he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ gets ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ“ด a whiff ๐Ÿค‘ of your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ„๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ“ diseased ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿฑ, infected ๐Ÿ˜– axe ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜  wound ๐Ÿ’จ.

You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ will never ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฉ be happy ๐Ÿ˜Š. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ wrench ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿ”ง out a fake ๐Ÿ‘ป smile ๐Ÿ˜Š every โ˜ single โ˜ morning ๐ŸŒ„ and tell ๐Ÿ’ฌ yourself it's going ๐Ÿƒ to be ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ, but ๐Ÿ‘ deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ inside ๐Ÿ’  you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ feel ๐Ÿ˜œ the depression ๐Ÿ˜ญ creeping ๐Ÿ’ฅ up โฌ† like ๐Ÿ’– a weed ๐Ÿ, ready ๐Ÿ˜ to crush ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ“ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ under โŒโฌ‡๐Ÿ‘‡ the unbearable ๐Ÿ˜ค weight ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ’ค.

Eventually ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† it'll be too much ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™€ to bear ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿป - you'll buy ๐Ÿ’ฐ a rope โžฐ, tie ๐Ÿ‘” a noose ๐Ÿ˜”, put ๐Ÿ”› it around ๐Ÿ”ƒ your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜˜ neck ๐Ÿช, and plunge ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ into the cold โ„ abyss ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ parents ๐Ÿ‘ช will find ๐Ÿ”Ž you ๐Ÿ‘‰, heartbroken ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ข but ๐Ÿ‘ relieved ๐Ÿคค that they no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ longer ๐Ÿ† have to live ๐Ÿ˜ฉ with the unbearable ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘Ž shame ๐Ÿ˜ณ and disappointment ๐Ÿ™ƒ. They'll bury โšฐ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ with a headstone marked ๐Ÿ– with your ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ˆ birth ๐Ÿ‘‘ name ๐Ÿ“›, and every โ˜ passerby for the rest ๐Ÿ’ค of eternity ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ†Ž๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ will know ๐Ÿค” a man ๐Ÿ‘จ is buried ๐Ÿ•ณ there. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ body ๐Ÿ’ƒ will decay โ˜  and go ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ back ๐Ÿ”™ to the dust ๐Ÿ’จ, and all ๐Ÿ’ฏ that will remain ๐Ÿ˜ฅ of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ legacy ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒ„ is a skeleton ๐Ÿ’€ that is unmistakably male ๐Ÿ‘ฆ.

This is your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ• fate ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ . This is what you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ chose ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ. There is no ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿšง turning ๐Ÿ’ซโ†ฉ back ๐Ÿ”™.


!chuds !transphobes !historychads

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