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First "severe" :marseychicken: flu infection in humans shows "mutations" say :sciencejak: , :soysnootypefast: are so stoked!

:marseygroomer2: masturbate about lockdowns and masking :marseymask: , cant wait to shame the :marseychud: for not falling in line

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1hn2dm8/bird_flu_virus_shows_mutations_in_first_severe/

https://media.tenor.com/cvt-_3lzmUYAAAAx/make-sure-you-follow-the-rules-adam.webp

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New Vulpesyeet dropped :marseysoylentgrin: :indianic!e:
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100-plus cities in the U.S. banned homeless camping this year. But will it work? : NPR

					
					
					
	

				
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A christmas miracle! The complete calendar :marseychristmasparty: :marseychristmastree:

It seems there is a certain magic on christmas after all :marseyembrace: After his mysterious withdrawal, it looks like @Dramamine came back for the last laugh, and built the courage to post again. Congratulations Champ.

And a big thank you to everyone who stuck around :marseyletsgo: Merry Christmas Everyone.

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Deport Vivek is now trending as red hats bring Elon and chief street shitter to the guillotine

lol just like the dantonists, someone forgot to do a vibe check on mass jeet migration. How will daddy trump respond?

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Stuff i made over the Holidays for yall to enjoy! (All oc edits) [its not much but less is sometimes more i hear lmao]

first off, if yall are getting married, yall better be signing prenuptial agreements, either that or splitting your mbux 20/80.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225398d4o9g96gJdMckA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225398XYDF-GzMmuLG1Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225398YBesWr9wwmyM5A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225398zOg6DtYlN5x84Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225399NJs0ZcLeMuIdZA.webp


Mention of WPD and original comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225400S5ykmy1GEy-paQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225400xrAo3aMnJRsv0Q.webp


Finale: an a i Capybara YT Channel i follow!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225400rAsf2PIJjIyv7g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735225400SR6ZoNMVZb0sbA.webp

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Twitter found more h1b receipts, much dispair

Holy fricking shit lmao

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Will DOGE and Musk be out of the Trump administration before he even takes office?

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/u/Not_a__porn__account just deleted as I'm typing this. :marseyfluffyannoyed: Here's pullpush

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/baseball/comments/1hm1euc/_/m3qslwt/#comment-info

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735149362eulMuHg07T_9fQ.webp

Some of y'all are just bigots. Inbox disabled. Merry Christmas.

Get fricked if that somehow has triggered you.

:#soyjaktantrumtalking:

Why is every sportsball sub filled with this exact type? Because it's reddit. Yea :marseyitsover:

I do want to point out the first dude to reply to this while pooping on women has not only openly admitted to paying for s*x with a very young man in his recent comments,

What did xe mean by this :marseyquestion:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735149363JE0KMc-0Mrg_0w.webp

Oh :marseyxd: :marseydicklet: Of course it's a gay guy taking the anti foid stance :marseygiggle:

/u/Expensive-Sky4068


/u/Secret_Ambition_1188 is also chimping out all over the thread. This guy hadn't commented in 10 months. He's made 26 comments in there in the last hour :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735149780EqP2ykVXB7A8DQ.webp :#!marseypearlclutch:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735149780zCPRdeIHE2cxAQ.webp

!baseball discuss

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There is also a free trial on Patreon www.Patreon.com/worldaroundewe/redeem/357DD

VERY different content on each of those!

Thanks for being so welcoming of my dead stuff.

There's no nudity on my OF it's mostly me in grey sweat pants and boxers showing off my things I've made from rats.

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EFFORTPOST Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Season 1 Reviews- Emissary, Past Prologue, A Man Alone and Babel

Although it's technically a holiday in Hong Kong I am in the office, albiet with nothing to do so I have been watching DS9. Here are my thoughts...

Emissary

The best Star Trek pilot, both in terms of entertainment and setting the scene and establishing the main characters for the subsequent series. Quark and Odo aren't given much to do but nevertheless we get an impression of who they are and their relationship to one another- Quark's nephew BIPOC is presented here as more of a hardened delinquent rather than the naughty kid he would later appear as and BIPOC's father Rom only appears in the background. Kira is pretty annoying tbh and it took most of season 1 to let her calm down and stop being angry and unhinged about literally everything. Everyone else is pretty much as they would be throughout the show, including Gul Dukat who has a brief appearance.

The story revolves around the immediate aftermath of the Cardassian withdrawl from their 50-year occupation of Bajor and the uneasy new alliance between the Bajorans and the Federation, who the Bajorans fear might just be a new occupation force. The Bajoran gods, the Prophets, are revealed to be aliens who exist outside of time and space in an artificial wormhole which connects the Alpha and Gamma Quadrants of our galaxy. By the end of the episode the Prophets have agreed to allow transit to the new frontier through their wormhole after a lengthy extrapolation between themselves and DS9 commander Sisko on the nature of linear time.

This focusses on why Sisko- who insists we temporal beings are always moving forward- continues to dwell on the death of his wife during the Borg invasion, rather than moving on which he has argued is what we do. This is very smart writing- taking the very out-there concept of aliens who exist at every point in time simultaneously and linking it to the very relatable experience of grief. It would have been better without Avery Brooks' profoundly uneven performance. I think he is capable of acting some scenes very well- the relationship between Sisko and his son Jake is one of the best father-son combos in tv history- but he cannot play strong emotions and resorts to this odd staccato shouting which just seems weird.

Why exactly the Prophets- who experience past, present and future as one- would seem surprised or even threatened by Sisko deserves some exploration. Especially so since later seasons will reveal he has a very close relationship to one of them. I hypothesise that they are, to some extent, playing along with the scene but, at the same time, this actually is the beginning of a linear cause and effect series of events for them. They use Sisko's description of linear events as a template to create their own, deciding to interract more closely with the temporal universe beyond their own wormhole- that these events occur in the past from our perspective is irrelevant as the Prophets can leave their own dimension at any point along the timeline. From their perspective the line of cause and effect is- meet with Sisko, realise he's 'one of them'; send one of their own to create him; take a greater interest in Bajor and the greater galaxy (including abducting an ancient religious extremist to act as an alternative emissary- a wake-up call to goad Sisko into taking his role as emissary seriously, and saving the Alpha Quadrant from a Dominion fleet); and latterly suffering a schism among their ranks which creates the Pah-Wraiths. This happens all over our timeline but is a series of one-after-the-other events to them and is their exploration of linear existence. Of course, to some extent, they always knew they would do this as they always had knowledge of past, present and future as one- in the words of Dr. Manhattan; "We're all puppets, but some of us can see the strings".

Past Prologue

The first regular episode of DS9 introduces possibly the greatest reoccuring character in Star Trek history- challenged only by his fellow Cardassian Gul Dukat- Elim Garak (or "plain simple Garak" as he prefers). He is the only Cardassian to remain on the station and is suspected of being a spy, which is half true (but of course, the truth is just an excuse for a poor imagination). Andrew J. Robinson (who also played the Scorpio in Dirty Harry- he was wrong to feel lucky- and the heavy-bleeding father in the original Hellraiser) plays Garak a little too creepy and gay and apparently Rick Berman told him to cut that shit out, so Garak straightens out quite a lot in subsequent appearances. Garak is the best part of the episode, the rest of it is some guff about Bajoran extremists- whom we never hear from again- and another appearance by the utterly tiresome House of Duras in the form of the sisters Lursa and B'Etor (in their defence, they do seem to have nice tits) who are smuggling bomb parts for the extremists. Lets just remind ourselves of what eventually happened to them:

Anyway, none of this goes anywhere and Kira ends up looking like a bit of an idiot for initially supporting the nice-haired extremist leader- to be fair she does redeem herself towards the end. All anyone cares about in this episode is Garak and it's worth watching for him.

A Man Alone

Cut to: Bashir and Quark lusting after Dax (Jeets and Jews being notorious for this kind of shit). Everyone assumes that Sisko is going to feed her a length but he insists they're just old friends. For some reason I startrd imagining the noises Avery Brooks makes when fricking while writing this.

Anyway- none of this is the point of the episode and Odo harrumpfing and admitting to being a vocel before jumping up and slugging a guy at the dabo table and telling him he's got 26 hours (one Bajor day) to get off the station cues us to the focus of this episode. The guy he hit was some kind of smuggler but not the good kind- he let a kid die cos her family couldn't pay for the medicine she needed. He then killed a Cardassian for which Odo arrested and charged him. Later on he's seen getting a massage by a web-fingered holo-whore when's he's stabbed in the back and killed.

The tale requires us to go along with the notion that Odo might actually be the killer- after all, we don't know him that well. However Rene Aberjoniois is a fully paid up regular cast member contracted until at least the end of the season. I suppose, back in the 90s, there were still a lot of people watching who didn't understand how TV gets made but the whole thing never gets resolved and a bunch of threads get left hanging- most notably the motivations of Chudd McWrinklenose...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735114307YVeYHdnY0R5OHA.webp

...who leads the witch hunt against Quark when he gets relieved of duty. I'm going to spoil the ending cos it's not very interesting. The suggler guy cloned himself and then killed his clone. Bashir demonstrates this by growing a clone of the guy revealing that, when it's grown, it will be allowed to leave medbay and go have a life- Odo states that "killing your clone is still murder". Now, I grant you that this might just be Bajoran law but lets just recall how Riker and the awful Pulaski reacted when someone cloned them:

The B-plot is about the O'Briens and Keiko being unhappy with nothing to do on the station. The woman was a botanist on the Enterprise (I assume she and a bunch of other civilians worked in specialist jobs like than somewhere among the huge and echoingly- empty halls of that ship- seriously, the Enterprise-D had a compliment of less than a thousand people -including civilians- and had literally millions of square feet of floorspace- place must've been empty as frick) and now she's sat at home with the kid. So she decides to become a schoolteacher because, when all other career choices dry up, that's what you do. She goes to persuade Rom to send his son to the school. Rom is... very different to how he'll be later. Of course,nobody likes Keiko so anything about her is unpopular. A lot of this is for the same reasons that nobody liked Skylar in Breaking Bad- male writers project onto wife characters and make them drag-wheels for the male protagonists... their feelings and ideas an obstacle to be overcome. Nevertheless, here's a compilation of Keiko being an annoying c*nt:

In summary: meh.

I really want to know why Odo doesn't just turn his arms into tentacles and wrap up perps when arresting them or why he grunts and gasps while he's fighting considering he's a changeling who doesn't breathe.

Babel

Cold open on something I've never seen before: a hard working Irishman. Potatoneighbors usually only put the effort into three things- drunkeness, spousal abuse and the glorification of heinous acts of terrorism. But Chief Miles O'Brien will do anything to avoid having to go home and talk to his wife so he's personally taking charge of literally every actof maintenence on the station. DS9 was a shoddy rush-job, it seems and Cardassian technology is a bit shit compared to the Federation stuff. After fixing yet another anus-juice-producing replicator we see a mysterious object within release a strange gas...

The station becomes Wuhan to an aphasia virus which makes people spount gibberish. This is never funnier than when it's O'Brien- Colm Meany (an actually legitimately great actor) delivers this stuff wonderfully and it's an incredible shame that he's removed from the episode so soon. I could watch this shit for 40 minutes no trouble:

This episode is actually quite good and benefits from having no real b-plot. The closest you get is that Quark inadvertently spreads the virus further by breaking into the crew quarters on the command decks to use the replicators after the ones in his bar break and O'Brien's too busy having his spazz to fix them. Now this begs a question: what the frick are people paying Quark for if he's just using the same ship replicators as everyone else to make his food and drink? Is it ambience? I considered the idea that maybe Quark has licences to replicate stuff you can't get at home but then how's he doing it from a crew replicator? Maybe everyone only gets a certain ration of replicator credits and Quark's takes latinum for more but then that really raises the idea that his patrons are gluttons. I suppose the gambling and holo-whoring is something you can't do in your quarters but everyone acts like the food and drink is something special too.

Quark and Odo are the only two main cast members who don't get affected by the virus by the end of the episode which actually makes a lot of sense as Odo's a changeling and numerous TNG episodes established that Ferenghi brains don't work like goyim brains do.

Anyway- first objectively good regular episode of season 1. The next episode will be even better...

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Hello I just stole all of Bimothy's money and divorced him

:#marseywave2:

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Redditors join chuds in seetheposting about H1B sexy Indian dudes.

					
					

Elon musk recently called for a massive expansion of the H1B visa program. This has caused an expansion of the supply of dramacoin on Xitter where MAGAs and Techbros have been fighting over the question of h1bs (a plurality of which are from India). The former bromance between the two groups is now burning up like a firecracker full of butt gas.

Some of the drama has spilled over to reddit, which while less likely to be racialized, contains much of the usual redditisms.

First of all, imagine spending your Christmas doomblogging about this shit instead of enjoying food and presents with your family. LMAO, what a bunch of fricking losers.

Selected Comments:

Lmao now being an expert on codeforces is going to be a bare minimum in usa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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I thought a lot of people voted R to regulate and reduce H1bs.

Anyone who votes right/conservative thinking they'll reduce immigration is an idiot. They love immigration for 2 main reasons.

it helps their billionaire friends (more poor people to abuse and exploit)

It gives the people a scapegoat for them to direct their anger towards instead of the politicians or their billionaire friends.

The last point is an old leftist chesnut, undermined by the fact that GOP base is turning against the billionaires who are advocating for raising immigration caps. The main reason is the Republicans secretly love the status quo, care little to understand issues intellectually, sit on their hands, and don't do shit. (in short, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS :chudsmug:)

Elections have consequences.

America gets what it fricking deserves.

:#soysnootypefasttalking:

You need to import more Luigis.

:#soyjakanimeglassestalking:

And just like that liberals hate immigrants

:#soyjakhipstertalking:

There's more seetheposting on CSMajors and CSCQ

https://old.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1hmq6yq/thoughts_on_elon_saying_theres_hundreds_of/

https://old.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/1hmg8yn/elon_musk_wants_to_double_h1b_visas/

Edit: unrelated side note, but has anyone noticed how Teslas have become a go-to car for sexy Indian dudes? Are they displacing the soys and boomers as Tesla's customer base?

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Anyone get any good books for Christmas?

I got an amazon giftcard that I'm going to spend on some books, plus there are a few sales they have too.

Definitely going to get this because I like the other 2 books:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17352632796-sFHbHFOyzUdA.webp

I saw something for !marseyartists :

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735263279-p8LZ9seP6pBbw.webp

Something for !ringbearers to get (or get their gf/bf to make them something):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735263279SDZtXTUJahwOnw.webp

Not sure what else to get... anyone have any suggestions? !bookworms

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Introducing !rednecks – Because 'Hold My Beer' Deserves Its Own Ping Group

Introducing the !rednecks Ping Group – A Home for the Digital Dirt Road Elite

Are you tired of digital spaces that don't get you? Do you find yourself longing for conversations about lifted trucks, country cooking, camo fashion, or the proper etiquette for shotgunning a beer? Then saddle up, because the !rednecks ping group is here to fill that gapβ€”duct tape, mullets, and all.

What Is a Redneck?

A redneck isn't just a person who enjoys country livingβ€”it's a state of mind. Rednecks are proud, hard-working, no-nonsense individuals who value self-reliance, tradition, and good times. Whether you're fixing your truck in the driveway, floating down the river with a cooler full of beer, or debating which BBQ sauce reigns supreme, being a redneck is about embracing a simpler, freer way of life.

Rednecks embody:

β€’	Resourcefulness – Turning a broken lawnmower into a functioning motorbike with zip ties and prayers.

β€’	Rebellion – Questioning authority and valuing personal freedom.

β€’	Community Spirit – Helping neighbors, family, and friends no matter what.

β€’	Fun-loving Energy – From mudding in lifted trucks to throwing the biggest bonfire party this side of the county line.

But being a redneck isn't just about the jokes (though there will be plenty). It's about representing a culture that's often misunderstood or outright dismissed in digital spaces.

Why Does rdrama.net Need a !rednecks Ping Group?

Let's be realβ€”rednecks are criminally underrepresented online. In an era where irony reigns supreme, the humor and charm of redneck culture deserve a spotlight, not just a punchline. rdrama.net has always thrived on celebrating absurdity and subverting expectations, and there's nothing more unexpected than a group of unapologetic rednecks staking their claim in the chaos.

We already know there's overlap with !bumpkinsβ€”our rural cousinsβ€”but !rednecks offers a more specific flavor of backwoods bravado. Think fewer overalls and more Monster Energy hats.

This is a space where we can:

β€’	Share memes about trailer park royalty, moonshine recipes, and the eternal debate of Ford vs. Chevy.

β€’	Tell stories about fishin' trips, hunting fails, and legendary family gatherings.

β€’	Celebrate what it means to live loud, proud, and occasionally shirtless in the great outdoors.

β€’	Mock and embrace the stereotypes, because we know the punchlines are often true.

Who Should Join?

If you:

β€’	Have ever used duct tape to fix something important.

β€’	Think fireworks and firearms are essential holiday accessories.

β€’	Own at least one item of clothing with a Confederate flag, an American flag, or both.

β€’	Believe "Hold my beer" is the start of a great story.

β€’	Feel more at home on a dirt road than a city street.

Then you're one of usβ€”welcome to !rednecks.

Final Thoughts

The !rednecks ping group isn't just for laughing at redneck cultureβ€”it's about laughing with it, owning it, and celebrating it as the chaotic, charming force that it is. Whether you're a true-blue redneck or just redneck-adjacent, join us in embracing the mullet mentality: business in the front, party in the back.

So what are you waiting for? Slap on your trucker hat, crack open a cold one, and hit that join button. Let's make rdrama.net just a little more down-home.

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-12-26 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why does honesty never work when dating women?/r/AskMenAdvice (213K)52%909
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump Christmas Message /r/Conservative (2M)64%1153
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Can we start moderating the complaints, I'm sorry "feed back". /r/PathOfExile2 (281K)62%925
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜My boyfriend might be trans, I feel horrible/r/Advice (2M)51%535
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜24F how can i improve?/r/amiugly (525K)53%353
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I just don't understand the hate for Starfield. /r/Starfield (916K)63%445
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜After playing POE2 for a couple of weeks, D4 is better IMO/r/diablo4 (2M)49%306
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The older I grow, the less I want to commit to a woman/r/AskMenOver30 (545K)49%278
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Is diablo 4 worth it right now?/r/diablo4 (2M)49%239
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜shes gorgeous πŸ¦„ πŸ₯Ή/r/blackops6 (610K)63%324

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I've never understood this obsession with inequality the left has |.../r/ProfessorFinance (9K)52%149
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What do you think about majin kuu ?/r/DragonBallDaima (5K)48%41
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I thought Gunn's Superman was supposed to be fun and lighthearted? .../r/SnyderCut (20K)46%94
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Who is Chaotic AR for? /r/ffxivdiscussion (47K)48%228
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This post is for people who keep arguing that there is no sensless .../r/SnyderCut (20K)48%91
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why does honesty never work when dating women?/r/AskMenAdvice (213K)52%909
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Angie K and Shawn are so cringe. πŸ₯± /r/realhousewivesofSLC (29K)53%118
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Can we please stop complaining about the people who are complaining.../r/naughtydog (19K)51%57
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Ben Shapiro at CPAC Argentina, December 2024: Ben travels to Buenos.../r/austrian_economics (47K)47%117
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜In 10 years time, people will look back at The Lord of the Rings: T.../r/RingsofPower (80K)63%280

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Charlie Kirk :debunked: :marseysalutetrans:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735212623-5ICQ4hyGfSrSw.webp

https://media.tenor.com/NfHRXscefKoAAAAx/spy-kids-lemme-zoom-in-on-that.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735213047zHF95eGCbpakoA.webp

:npc:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735213047UhTV3M5rnCX0MA.webp

:soyredditsmugcomputer:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735213047Q_1KHH42iurycA.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1hm0jh8/im_honestly_glad_im_off_twitter/#lightbox

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'Hot Science Girl' Zara Dar Quits Her PhD In Order To Create (O.F.) Content Full-Time | OutKick

https://instagram.com/p/DB32F0Mpff4/

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:marseyitsover: Groypers BTFO- Nick Fuentes has GONE WOKE :marseysunglassesoff:

I thought caring about optics was gay :marseythinkorino:

:aryanlarp#:

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Previous posts on this subject, even if you don't want to read the whole thing you should check the description of the candidates and parties involved from the first link because I'll use the same marseys to represent them for a easier reading :marseyfluffy:

https://rdrama.net/post/323123/marseyflagromania-a-literal-political-thriller-movie

https://rdrama.net/post/323407/marseyflagromania-romanian-elections-drama-continues-elections

https://rdrama.net/post/323949/marseyflagromania-our-spy-political-thriller-goes


Political rivals :marseynoyou:

  • This was annoying to write because I don't know what details are actually relevant enough, I don't want to make this too boring :marseyhmm: A little backtrack first. I focused a lot of Georgescu :marseyhitler2: in the previous posts but now the :marseysuit: :chadleftoid: parties and the relations between them are more important for the drama. PSD :marseysuit: and USR :chadleftoid: really don't get along. The old guard :marseysuit: wants any new person entering politics to follow their orders while :chadleftoid: is formed from politicians who want to dethrone them and form their own political 'dyasty'. So they really hate each other. As I said in the previous post, the :marseyauthright: parties are too new to really have clear love or hate relations with either side in this conflict.

  • So, when the Constitutional Court (controlled by :marseysuit:) demanded recounts for the first round of the presidential election, USR :chadleftoid: were naturally suspicious. PSD :marseysuit: would never do something in their favor after all. Then the recounts happened and nothing changed, and ok, if these buttholes aren't trying to frick us over then what was the point? :marseyconfused: But they still remained tense, because while this move was weird and useless, it's a clear warning that :marseysuit: are preparing to mess with the elections. And it turns out they were right to be worried :marseygiggle:

  • After the elections were cancelled people were expecting, you know, stuff like explanations, accountability, arrests, plans to guard against similar shit in the future and other stuff that competent countries do :marseysmug2: At the beginning things were fine, some heads of the nazi and other far right organizations that threatened with violent riots were arrested, members had their homes searched, and our authorities were working with NATO and EU over the election interferences. For some reason, Georgescu :marseyhitler2: was left alone. But hey, we're still in the early stages of the investigation, we just uncovered this whole russian plot, his time will come right? :marseyclueless:

  • That planned riot was a failure, people didn't show up, some literal nazis were caught trying to enter Bucharest with weapons hidden in their cars, lots of funny shit. The guys were jailed :marseyclapping: Later released :marseyfacepalm: Then grabbed by the police again :marseyhope: ...then released for good and allowed to frick out of the country :marseyaware: This is some :marseyglow: shit, isn't it? Aside from a few r-slurs threatening violence and screaming about the jews on the internet that were fined no one faced any punishment for the whole thing. And no one bothered Georgescu :marseyunamused: Add the fact that we still don't have any extra information on what happened during the elections and it's once again starting to look like this bullshit is just our own politicians doing stupid shit. But the question is, are they working with Russia or is this whole Russia story just a lie? :marseyhmm:

  • Since they were already paranoid, USR :chadleftoid: saw the writing on the wall and accused PSD :marseysuit: of trying to steal the elections as soon as the presidential ones were cancelled. After all, they were battling Georgescu :marseyhitler2: for the president position, so the cancellation affected them just as much as it affected him. Besides, if the elections were cancelled because of Russian interference, then both the presidential and the parliamentary elections should be cancelled, since Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: unofficial party POT :marseyauthright: won seats through the same TikTok strategy, but only the elections that PSD :marseysuit: lost are being remade. But since they spent so much time during the elections screaming about how dangerous Russia and Georgescu :marseyhitler2: were they now came out looking like hypocrites and were criticised for siding with the far right just to keep their political power.


Trying to form a government - new alliances and betrayals :marseybackstab:

  • Since no faction won a majority for the parliament, our politicians are now stuck trying to make coalitions together. As the :marseyauthright: parties were branded as traitors the most obvious solution is for :marseysuit: and :chadleftoid: to form a pro-NATO/EU coalition and leave the anti-NATO/EU parties in opposition, right? :marseyclueless: Too bad they hate each other's guts :lelolidk:

  • So, the first tentative alliance was formed. PSD :marseysuit: + PNL :marseysuit: + USR :chadleftoid: + UDMR :marseyquadmagyar: UDMR is the party of our hungarian minority and they are big enough to make a difference in the parliamentary negotiations so despite being hated by everyone they are accepted into every single coalition ever. They are the single biggest whores in out politics, but then again I already said they are hungarians :marseyscoot:

  • :marseyauthright: are starting to accuse our president :marseysuit: of being an illegitimate president, since he only kept his position because our Constitutional Court refused to allow a new one to be elected. They said that if he doesn't step down after his term is over on December 22nd he's an unelected dictator. USR :chadleftoid: agreed with them. Once again, they were criticised for preferring to side with the extremists over working with their political rivals.

  • Multiple embarrassing slapfights happened while all parties were trying to negotiate their coalition. USR :chadleftoid: came with an 8 point political reform program and said that if it's not accepted in full they will abandon the coalition and join the :marseyauthright: in the opposition. While their plan was good, their unwillingness to negotiate it while they were already hated by the :marseysuit: were obviously not in their favor. Ciolacu, leader of PSD :marseysuit:, insisted on being named prime minister, but PNL :marseysuit: told him that his embarrassing failure in the elections (couldn't even enter the second round) alongside his disastrous economical policies during his last term made him unfit to be placed in the same position again :marseyprotestno: So PSD :marseysuit: decided to grab their toys and go home and told everyone that they'll join the :marseyauthright: parties coalition. This was a problem since they are the biggest party in the parliament so them joining :marseyauthright: means that they can form the government together. They said that they will make sure to only vote pro- NATO/EU proposals but no one trusts them, so... shit :marseysweating:

  • PNL :marseysuit: decided that if their brother party isn't in the coalition then they'll back off too and soon after UDMR :marseyquadmagyar: threw in the towel too. So, that will leave only USR :chadleftoid: and some minority parties in the coalition or what? :marseyquestion: In the mean time USR :chadleftoid: went to the president :marseysuit: to complain about his unconstitutional mandate extension. They refused to stand up when he joined the meeting room, he didn't shake their hands, they told him to resign, he said no, and the whole thing lasted three minutes in total. Meeting ended after :marseyshrug:

  • But plot twist! Not even a day after 'resigning' PSD :marseysuit: told everyone that they were joking and that they'll still form a pro-EU/NATO coalition and invited all the other parties to negotiation again... aside from USR :chadleftoid: who were thus officially kicked out of the coalition. PSD :marseysuit: + PNL :marseysuit: + UDMR :marseyquadmagyar: can form a majority together, a barely there majority true, but still a majority.

  • USR :chadleftoid: threatened to not vote the new government, probably hoping that the in-party :marseysuit: rivalries will destroy the barely there majority and will force the other parties to re-invite them in the coalition. Instead, :marseysuit: convinced 20 parliamentarians from AUR :marseyauthright: to vote for them, and now we finally have a government! :marseyletsgo:

  • Ciolacu :marseysuit: was named prime minister again, and with USR :chadleftoid: out of the picture PSD :marseysuit: controls most of the country again.


Lmao wtf is going on? :marseyhelp:

  • After this childish political battle more and more people started to accept that the real coup was done by PSD :marseysuit: Again. EU, confused that there is evidence that Russia messed around our elections but also sniffing bullshit, keeps harassing TikTok for investigations. In the meantime America praises our decision to cancel the election every few days. At least someone is happy with the situation? :marseybeanrelieved:

  • Obviously now, when things started to calm down, it's the perfect time for another bombshell to drop! :marseyjam: A journo group announced that they have proof that PNL :marseysuit: paid for Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: campaign! :marseypearlclutch: At this point people weren't even shocked just exasperated and done with the whole circus :marseygiveup: PNL :marseysuit: denied it and said that they paid a firm to promote their campaign and that their money was instead funnelled into Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: campaign. Really? :marseyunamused:

  • Still, things don't make sense :marseygigathonk: Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: campaign was massive, with millions of bots and dozens of sites involved, the cost alone must have been way past what PNL paid, and multiple countries confirmed Russia's involvement. We're still missing a few things here :marseythinkorino:

  • Trying to patch all the information... PSD :marseysuit: wanted to promote AUR :marseyauthright: to split USR's :chadleftoid: anti-establishment votes and lower their winning chances. Realizing this, PNL :marseysuit: then decided to promote Georgescu :marseyhitler2: as a way of splitting AUR's far-right votes so that PSD's :marseysuit: plan will fail. But at some point Russia decided to promote Georgescu :marseyhitler2: too to stir chaos and/or coup us and massively blew up his popularity. PSD :marseysuit: was too busy with their schemes to notice anything and gave some of their votes to AUR :marseyauthright: in the first round, accidentally kicking themselves out of the second round. Georgescu :marseyhitler2: and Lasconi :chadleftoid: won the first elections because these two :marseysuit: r-slurs were too busy fighting each other. That's why our secret services and :marseysuit: didn't react to Georgescu's raise in popularity, they were involved in the whole mess too and now they didn't know how to swipe everything under the rug as much as possible.

  • Still, Georgescu :marseyhitler2: was a problem and something had to be done, so they had to sound the alarm and call NATO's help. Russia's plans were stopped :marseyrelieved: PSD :marseysuit:, until now disappointed that they lost the presidency and their hold on the parliament was severely diluted, realized that they now have an excuse to steal the elections and get their control over the country back. They couldn't do any bullshit with all the NATO/EU eyes on them so Russia's interference was like a gift send from God Himself into their laps. So they talked with the Constitutional Court to annul the elections, all with our allies panicked blessing, kicking Georgescu out of his top position for now, caused one heck of the mess during the coalition negotiations, and managed to kick out USR :chadleftoid: too :marseytroll: PNL :marseysuit: just shrugged and went back into allying with them, while :marseyauthright: and :chadleftoid: parties were left defeated and screaming in the dust :marseyrage:

  • Another theory here is that, after messing up and accidentally promoting Georgescu on top on the race with Russia's help, :marseysuit: parties wanted to let him win the presidency and join forces to control the parliament and block any dumb shit he wants to do. Especially since he has some ideas similar to Trump, so maybe they'll get along or something. But Biden's cabinet insisted that we do something about it so the elections were cancelled. Unfortunately, now people around Trump, like his son and Musk, are bitching about Soros and democracy, so what do we do? America might still get pissed at us :marseyveryworried: Now wait, we have an idea! We'll just do nothing against Georgescu himself, we'll postpone the new elections and any investigation until Trump steps into the White House and if he still wants Georgescu as president we'll just let him candidate like nothing happened while blaming everything on Biden and his people and things will be fine :taysmart:


Current situation :marseychristmastree:

  • So, right now we still don't know what exactly is with Georgescu :marseyhitler2: He seems to be both with our glowies and with Russia. Mostly probably PSD :marseysuit: will try to negotiate with him until the new presidential elections (somewhere in spring most lkely) and if he seems like he can be reasoned with (read, he'll listen to their orders - and :marseyglow: ) he'll be allowed to run, if not they'll just get some institution to forbid him from running again :marseyshrug: PDS :marseysuit: has not only gotten more power, but will also get bolder in their bullshit next elections since the population didn't react to them stealing the elections in any way, so why not do it again? :marseywink:

  • Out of all the :marseyauthright: parties, AUR started to work with PSD :marseysuit: the most. It's expected that the rest of them will be pushed out of politics one way or another until AUR will become the far-right controlled opposition to PSD. A few parliamentarians from the other :marseyauthright: parties are already two steps away from getting kicked out of their new positions because of different cases opened against them in the past (corruption, defamation, antisemitism, and other shit). USR :chadleftoid: is marginalised ever further, and seems like they'll even lose their anti status-quo party to AUR :marseysulk:

  • :marseyauthright: :chadleftoid: parties and their supporters are still screaming about how the government is illegitimate and try to get people to protest them, but since it's cold and most of us are doing the last minute preparations for Christmas they don't have much any success :marseysleep:

  • But there's still time for other plot twists to happen, so who knows what the future will bring? :marseypopcorntime:


The (second) revolution that never was :marseylibleft:

  • Quick funny thing that didn't fit in the main post :marseyfluffy: So, two weeks after the elections were cancelled, Georgescu's :marseyhitler2: voters finally realized that they were dunked on by the :marseysuit: establishment :marseysuit: and decided to actually carry out a violent revolution :marseyclueless: We're serious this time guys, we swear! :marseymad: So they threatened to gather in the streets with axes and bats if the president doesn't step down after his mandate expires on December 22 :marseyishygddt: Like with all of the :marseyauthright: shit that happened until now, this was massively promoted on TikTok :marseytiktok:

  • In the mean time, in order to calm down the far right rumours that EU couped us in order to force Romania to enter the war alongside Ukraine, our (old) government used it's last days in office to approve two laws: one where Romania can now down foreign drones flying over our airspace, which could be used as a potential escalation against Russia, and anther one where foreign generals from allied countries can take command over our army. Yeah, totally not suspicious at all and will definitely calm everyone down :marseygiggle: (Last one should be called the 'America take the wheel' law tbh :marseypatriot: )

  • To prove to everyone that they are hardcore patriots willing to die for their country at any time, our brave revolutionaries panicked that our new NATO army will break their bones if they start shit and stayed at home. No one turned out to even protest peacefully :marseyxd: So that embarrassing episode ended without any bloodshed :marseybloodpuddle:


All right, last two things:

  • our diplomat in America said at some point that our secret services work hard to gather data for CIA, fifth largest contributors actually. This will totally calm down all those conspiracy theories about glowies and us being a NATO colony :marseyderp:

  • First shit our prime minister :marseysuit: said after taking his role was that we are ready to fully support Trump's peace plan for Ukraine, so if at any point EU plans to keep supporting Zelensky after America bows out of the conflict they should start planning on how to do it without us :marseygiggle:

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EFFORTPOST Ethics in Journ*lism - The Huffington Post South African Controversy

I know I keep saying I'm going to leave but I just have to write this piece because I was inspired by @kaamrev's post about the closing of the Rapport. The truth is I have a shitload to say about journ*lism in general and the South African journ*lism scene but some of it would result in me doxxing myself, and quite honestly, most of it isn't interesting if you've never been in the space. I also have a funny story of how I fricked up so badly I almost caused a long-running newspaper publication to close down permanently, but I'd rather push that memory back to the dark recesses of my psyche.

With that said, I never fricked up as badly as the who we'll be discussing today - Verashni Pillay. This is pretty much South Africa's version of G*mergate, and it caused waves internationally. My post will be organised as such:

1. What is Huffpost?

2. Who is Verashni Pillay?

3. Verashni does a hate speech

4. Verashni is in trouble

5. Conclusion

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What is Huffington Post

If you're familiar with online journ*lism, you'll have come across Huffpost. It is a left-leaning publication that aims to be hip and trendy while delivering the news. Not all their content is "news" and it also features a lot of clickbait pop culture slop. It's really a terrible site. The site almost died but it was purchased by Buzzfeed in 2020. It was during this time that the site experienced mass layoffs and the Canadian arm of the business was closed down.

Go on the front page right now and see the slop they post. From experience in the media industry, I can easily tell that it is a content mill that you shouldn't trust at all. I can spot the SEO tricks and the common tactics used to increase engagement and exploit the writers. Take a random article on the front page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734879641-83fe4515-72e7-45f2-b1bb-ecf46e478672.webp

The headline is stuffed full of trending keywords. They had to fit in "elon musk" and "obama" to improve SEO on Google. Secondly, the writer never had to leave their desk to write the article. It's literally a longpost based on a Tweet by Elon Musk. All it does is report on the Tweet and the responses to the Tweet. I can promise you @kaamrev puts more effort into his posts than the writer of this article did.

You can also tell it's a content mill by looking at the writer's profile page.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734879641-3652fe56-6e3d-4349-95fd-71e44b0b875d.webp

This is someone pooping out three articles a fricking day. 100% he has a quota to meet and he's grinding away trying to achieve it. There is no way you're going to deliver quality journ*lism when you've got to write three fricking articles every day. The only way you achieve that is by writing slop.

The worst part of Huffpost is the writing. They've been bought by Buzzfeed, as I've mentioned, and they write in that "BuzzFeed" voice. You know exactly what I'm talking about. They use Black People Twitter slang and it's incredibly cringy when you see the author is a generic white dude.

Elon Musk is getting cooked on social media for equating the policies of Germany's far-right Alternative for Germany party to the U.S. Democratic Party at the start of Barack Obama's presidency, after Musk recently pointed to the AfD as Germany's only hope.

Yasss! Elon Musk is cooked! Fricking kill me.

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Who is Verashni Pillay

For some reason, a lot of young people in South Africa want to become journ*lists. It's mostly young people who know nothing about the job market, are probably above average writers, and are highly opinionated. The truth is that once you're in the business, it's all about SEO and meeting quotas, and most importantly, YOU DON'T NEED A FRICKING JOURN*LISM DEGREE TO DO JOURN*LISM. So many idiots get scammed into a journ*lism degree that is utterly useless when all that matters is your portfolio. Instead of going into debt paying university fees, you're better off freelance writing and building up a portfolio to work your way to a permanent position (jk those don't exist anymore it's freelancers all the way down, journos don't get permanent jobs lol).

If you're in South Africa, for a long time, Rhodes University was THE place to go to study journ*lism. It had a very, very strong reputation for being a good journ*lism university and for anyone who wanted to become a journ*list it was assumed you'd be going to Rhodes.

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Quick Notes from Holly!

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So I attended Rhodes University, got my Masters Degree in English there and also wasted 3 years trying to get my PhD only to fail (I'm currently doing my PhD at a different university while working). I was fricked over by my supervisor majorly and I had a lecturer bully me so hard I attempted suicide, but that's a story for another day. Rhodes used to be a fun university. I arrived in 2014, which was right around the decline of the university.

Rhodes has a reputation of being a bit of a party university, and it's extremely liberal. It is also known for the National Arts Festival which is held every year. The university is located in Grahamstown which is a small town almost entirely dependent on the university for its economy. I was in Grahamstown when COVID-19 hit. Students studied from home so the university was practically empty. As a result, several businesses shut down and the entire town was financially crippled.

Fortunately, I don't live there anymore because the town can't even provide water or electricity to its residents, resulting in mass protests. I mean, they literally go weeks without any water.

I would not recommend anyone go to Rhodes University these days. It's a dead university in a dead town. Also, due to Rhodes's liberal approach to academia, they allow you to mix and match your degree however you want, allowing you to create a custom degree of your choice. I know a couple of universities in the USA like Evergreen do this shit as well. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER DO THIS. If you're going to university, get a degree with a set curriculum that allows you to specialize in a skill that is in demand. Nobody wants a generalist who majored in Psychology and History, or a weirdo who decided to major in Math and English. Anyone hiring is going to take one look, think "what the frick is this shit", and move on to someone who has clearly specialized in a specific task.

Dear lord if there's any advice I can give it's that university is not there for you to follow your passions. There is nothing passionate in a university setting. YOU'RE THERE TO SECURE THE BAG. Pick a degree that is in demand. If you want to go the artistic route, university is not the place to go. You're better off independently working on a portfolio.

Last point I want to make about Rhodes. The lecturers get paid SHIT. It's actually funny how poorly they are paid. Just look at this shit:

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A fricking full-blown lecturer is only netting about $25K. Why the frick would you move to a town with no water to earn peanuts?!?!

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Verashni Pillay attended Rhodes University where she earned her degree in Journ*lism. Verashni quickly proved herself to be quite the ambitious journ*list and she wrote for a number of popular South African publications including News24 and the Mail & Guardian. She has won a number of prestigious awards for her journ*lism. I'm not going to list them all because quite frankly I don't care. All that matters is that she was a journ*list of note in South Africa and she worked her way up to eventually become editor-in-chief of the Huffington Post in South Africa.

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Verashni Does a Hate Speech

Verashni's woes began when she allowed a blog to be published titled "Could It Be Time To Deny White Men The Franchise?". You can still find the blog post online. The author's name is Shelley Garland and the author basically argues that white men should not be given the right to vote, and that their assets should be forcibly redistributed.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170414001415/www.huffingtonpost.co.za/shelley-garland/could-it-be-time-to-deny-white-men-the-franchise_a_22036640/

For the sake of stirring drama and outrage, I'll post a few choice quotes here

If white men no longer had the vote, the progressive cause would be strengthened. It would not be necessary to deny white men indefinitely – the denial of the vote to white men for 20 years (just less than a generation) would go some way to seeing a decline in the influence of reactionary and neo-liberal ideology in the world. The influence of reckless white males were one of the primary reasons that led to the Great Recession which began in 2008. This would also strike a blow against toxic white masculinity, one that is long needed.

A withholding of the franchise from white males, along with the passing of legislation in this period to redistribute some of their assets, will also, to a degree, act as the reparations for slavery, colonialism, and apartheid, which the world is crying out for to be paid.

Although this may seem unfair and unjust, allowing white males to continue to call the shots politically and economically, following their actions over the past 500 years, is the greater injustice.

Almost immediately, the article garnered widespread attention both locally and internationally. It got so big that fricking Jordan Peterson commented on it:

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Locally, many groups cried racism and attacked Huffpost for publishing the piece. Afriforum, a group focused on the rights of Afrikaaners, accused Verashni Pillay and Huffpost of hate speech.

https://mg.co.za/article/2017-07-31-fake-huffpost-blog-could-see-white-men-pulled-out-of-voting-queues-afriforum/

This did not deter Verashni and amidst the controversy, she fully defended the piece. Thanks to the wayback machine, we still have access to the article.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170414225013/https://www.huffingtonpost.co.za/2017/04/14/this-blog-on-white-men-is-going-viral-heres-our-response_a_22039753/

A few quotes from Verashni to make you seethe:

Garland's underlying analysis about the uneven distribution of wealth and power in the world is pretty standard for feminist theory. It has been espoused in many different ways by feminist writers and theorists for decades now. In that sense, there was nothing in the article that should have shocked or surprised anybody (or so we thought.)

It would appear that perhaps much of the outcry derives from a very poor reading of the article -- or perhaps none at all.

So in response she basically shits on her readers telling them denying white men the vote is pretty normal feminist theory.

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Verashni is in trouble

Well, a big plot twist emerged. Shelley Garland does not exist! The whole thing was a fricking prank written by a white man! Not just a white man, but a fucing full-blooded Boer named fricking Marius Roodt. That's a peak mayo name! Roodt wrote the piece to prove that there was little fact-checking done in South African journ*lism and so he wrote a piece where he intentionally inserted errors and he got fricking published! He made an absolute fool of Huffpost, and he's not fricking sorry about it.

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:#gigachad2: :#chadnordic: :#chad:

https://www.news24.com/news24/i-do-not-regret-it-huffpost-fake-blogger-20170525

Eventually, the backlash got so bad that the article was taken down and an apology was issued.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181205145757/https://www.huffingtonpost.co.za/2017/04/14/this-blog-on-white-men-is-going-viral-heres-our-response_a_22039753/

But this wasn't just a thrashing on social media. There were legal consequences to face as well. The South Africa's Press Ombud found that the article amounted to hate speech, resulting in Verashni stepping down from her position as editor-in-chief.

Since the incident, Verashni has taken on the role of the victim and has framed herself as a victim of online hate mobs. This is ironic as she tried to stir hate mobs against white men. She is just getting what she tried to dish out to others. When speaking on the matter, Verashni brings up many of the criticisms of modern journ*lism that I've brought up and she confesses that the site is basically a clickbait content mill where writers are stretched to meet insane quotas.

"He targeted a stretched newsroom that was being asked to do way too much with too little resources: we were being asked to publish 30 unique pieces of content a day in addition to wire stories and international content from the other HuffPost sites. We had three junior reporters and were refused sub-editors, despite my warning that we would run into legal trouble given the rate at which we were publishing. In addition, the editorial team was under enormous pressure from management to produce traffic and clicks."

https://themediaonline.co.za/2017/08/verashni-pillay-opens-up-about-her-hate-speech-appeal-victory/

She has also released a Ted Talk about her experience and how she got shamed because of the piece.

Quite honestly, it's an annoying video to watch. She hides behind the fact that she is a female BIPOC and argues that her identity is the reason she was attacked, and not the fact that she published an anti-democratic article arguing that white men should not be allowed to vote.

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Conclusion

Verashni was knocked down but she's not out for the count. She currently works at radio station POWER 98.7. I have no knowledge of the station or what it does, and I'm not in the mood to research it. Did she learn anything from the experience? In my opinion, no. I don't think she understands or accepts that she published disgusting hate speech. That blog post should have never been published and it was only possible because

a) THE EDITORS ACTUALLY WANT TO STRIP WHITE MEN OF THE RIGHT TO VOTE

b) Huffpost is a content mill that cares more about clicks than facts.

For this reason alone you should never read Huffpost. It's inaccurate garbage mass produced for clicks. So what do you think of Verashni's story? Do you think she got what she deserved? Or was she the victim of a mean prank?

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EFFORTPOST Into the K-hole, Episode I: Abuse or Part of the Industry? (Those gooks really tried this shit in America)

No it's not about ketamine.

Introduction

In the west, Kpop is typically derided. Oftentimes this is because it is creatively bankrupt and consists of cookie cutter songs and artists. Other times it is hated for the immaturity/insanity of its western fan base (teenage girls, trannies, and neets.) Still more people hate it because of the oppressive nature of its industry. Whatever your reason, it is clear that kpop is slop. Goyslop, if you will. However, it is Goyslop of the highest order. Made to be agreeable to the largest audience possible's most base instincts. This combined with the nature of the industry (more on this later), means that it is ripe for drama; and yet I very rarely see kpop drama on this site.

:marseychonkerfoid: :ramonajak: :femboy: :coomer:

Typical kpop fans

Now I don't like Kpop, but the drama potential of kpop became apparent to me a few weeks ago when I stumbled upon the news of Newjeans trying to cancel their contract. I spent 3 days gorging myself upon the news and it's associated buildup. To be frank with you, I became addicted to kpop. Not the music of course, but the drama surrounding it. I had a desire to post about Newjeans and share that delicious drama with you all; However there was a massive amount of background information to sift through and organize. I realized the full deets would require a series, and when I realized that, well, I started seeing DC in my eyes.

:marseybooba: :marseycoin:

However, I am lazy. I don't want start a full series if it won't pay off, so I figured I would create a prototype, a pilot episode if you will. If you all enjoy this post, and I get my goombling funds, then I'll begin work on the Newjeans saga in earnest (with a few filler episodes thrown in, of course)

First off, a few warnings and disclaimers:


1. A lot of kpop groups have minors in them. I will be posting images and videos of various kpop groups throughout this series. If you see :pedobear: next to an image or video, that means it contains someone who is CURRENTLY a minor. You have been warned.

2. Kpop sucks from a musical standpoint, but it has ear worms. I will link to songs, concert performances, and music videos as part of this series, but I would avoid listening to the music if possible. Otherwise you'll end up like me and have Crazy by Le Sserafim stuck in your head for two weeks, a fate worse than death. Songs that I think are a big risk for this will be marked with a :worm: next to the link.

An example of these two points:

these ones are all over 18, I just wanted to provide an example

:pedobear:

(Pictured above: 5 Korean shaman perform a sissification ritual on their unsuspecting male audience)

:worm:

(The shaman's evil chant)

3. As I said earlier, I just started my research about a month ago, so I'm very likely to get things wrong. This will be compounded by the fact that the really juicy shit is found on Korean sites and forums, so I will either use Google translate, or the translation of random freaks on the internet. if I do get something wrong, don't worry, it's working as intended :marseymisinformation:


Without further adieu,..

...Let us go down...

... The K-hole

:#marseygeisha: :#marseygeisha: :#marseygeisha: :#marseygeisha: :#marseyscreamgenocide: :#marseygeisha: :#marseygeisha: :#marseygeisha: :#marseygeisha:


The Drama

If you've made it this far and know anything about kpop, I'm sure you're wondering why I used an image of Twice. It's because they tangentially relate to this story. How? Well to understand that you need to know who/what JYP is.

Background

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17345151849275012.webp

Jin-Young Park

JYP stands for Jin-Young Park, a South Korean singer who rose to prominence in the 1990's and parlayed his success into his own media conglomerate, which he humbly named JYP Entertainment (hereafter JYPE). JYPE is one of the 4 major companies that dominate the South Korean music industry. Their most successful artists are Twice, Itzy, and NMIXX (no not the sex cult).

For years JYPE has tried to break into the American market, with only middling success. Their most recent attempt was actually about a week and a half ago when Twice released a comeback that featured Megan THEE Stallion on the title track. One of their recent schemes has been to launch Kpop style American groups under a brand new division, JYP USA.

:worm:

Strategy - Twice feat. Megan Thee Stallion

Now something you need to understand about the kpop industry is that in a weird way, it's almost like professional sports, having the following things in common.

1. Opportunities and success are largely based on God given talent. (If you're not a slim rice foid who can dance/sing/rap better than everyone else you don't have a shot.)

2. The window of opportunity is very slim, If you don't make it big by 30 you probably never will.

3. At the highest levels, there is a LOT of money at stake. (For example, the exclusive contract Newjeans is trying to get out of likely has a penalty of $200-400 million.)

For these reasons, kpop idols go through a sort of training period before they actually are put into a group and debuted. The idols essentially drop out of school and join a training program, where they learn how to sing, dance, rap, and be charming in front of a camera. Just like young athletes and their coaches trying to make it big, these schools have a very "whatever needs to be done attitude" to training, with horror stories abounding. This is considered standard practice in the industry, meaning that almost every kpop groups you see was carefully planned out years in advance.

JYP USA planned to continue this proud gook tradition with their flagship girl group VCHA, a group formed in 2023 from the winners of a web show A2K (America2Korea) on youtube, where JYP himself selected members to form an American kpop group. However, they ran into one small problem: The breakable American spirit.


The Lawsuit

:pedobear: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734518355736788.webp

Kiera Grace Madder, 17, (stage name KG Crown) was one of the lucky girls who won A2K and had her dreams come true of becoming a pop star. At least, that is what she thought before entering into the Korean style training system. In May 2024, after enduring months of abuse, KG decided she couldn't take any more, and requested out of her contract. JYP USA refused, citing. that she owed them over $500,000 for training and production costs. Seeing no other option KG filed a lawsuit on December 7th in the state of California to terminate her contract. The complaints of abuse are summarized below:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17345151852675235.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17345151856359468.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17345151859638464.webp

Now the interesting thing here is that none of this is illegal in South Korea, where JYPE is based. A court there ruled that idols were contractors and not employees, meaning that they were not entitled to protections granted to employees under South Korean labor laws. However, VCHA was based in California, which not only has strict labor laws, but EXTREMELY strict child labor laws, due to the history of child actor abuse in Hollywood.

The general consensus online seems to be that most of the allegations of abuse will go nowhere, but the complaints regarding working hours, denial of profits, and the $500,000 debt are likely to be decided in KG's favor due to California Labor laws.

The Reaction

/r/kpop reacts

IG post

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/1h94lj7/vcha_kg_posts_an_instagram_story_update_regarding/

JYPE response

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/1h9w7w1/jyp_usa_issues_statement_regarding_the_lawsuit/

/r/kpop_uncensored reacts

IG post

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop_uncensored/comments/1h94n0n/kgs_instagram_story_reveals_she_has_filed_a/

Summary of legal complaint from KG

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop_uncensored/comments/1h94z98/summary_of_document_detailing_jypes_mistreatment/

JYPE response

https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop_uncensored/comments/1h9w3k1/statement_from_jyp_usa_on_vchas_twitter/

Random gook reaction (translated by /mu/, retrieved from desuarchive):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734515032628064.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17345150330637534.webp

Twitter Reacts

Based Twice fans reacts to calls for a boycott, VCHAcels sneed

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17345164640751836.webp

:marseykneel:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734516983195664.webp

>No you HAVE to boycott!

:soycrytalking:

>Kpop?

:marseyburgers:

Outro

How this will all play out remains to be seen, the most likely course of action in that JYPE realizes that this whole thing is poison to any future attempts to gain a foothold in the American market and just cuts the mayofoid loose without retardedly trying to recoup its "debt".

If you enjoyed this post let me know :marseyupvote2: and I will begin work on the Newjeans saga.

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