Snally , Ted, Frozen, Penny, Intervention, HardIsLife .

What could have caused this? Are foids on their way to extinction?

Hi! Thanks for reporting. Reported domain was suspended

— Namecheap.com (@Namecheap) July 26, 2024

soyteens are now forced to immigrate to soyak.party

TbhSkincare is an Australian company which delivers to Romania, China, Pakistan, Bangladesh (probably domestic shipment), India, Cambodia etc

But not to US and Canada

But they do supply to Mexico, so the we don't supply to the Americas as of yet doesn't make sense either.

Is it an anti-Israel kind of thing? Doesn't make sense since all EU countries and India are in the list.

Ukraine-Russia makes even less sense with China, India, Vietnam

Also, they merged with BoostLab (another foidshit company) to form YorkStBrands

https://yorkstbrands.com/

Now BoostLab however delivers to USA

So why don't TbhSkin provide delivery to us and the moosefrickers?

Short answer - I DONT KNOW

Long answer - WTF is going on

So right of the bat, I got some vague info about tbh Skincare's investors. They have an investor related FAQ which says frick all.

So 1. This is a crowdfunded company

2. What the heck is NextTribe Pty Ltd?

According to the extremely few search results I got:

https://www.australiacheck.com/nsw/nexttribe

https://creditorwatch.com.au/credit/profile/635960397

So NextTribe Pty Ltd has been inactive since 2019. What was its purpose? Raise equity? Private Equity?Act as custodian for private equity companies? Was it a shell company? Did it just fail? Did the owners just give up halfway through? We'll never know.

But if it has been cancelled as an effective business operation since 2019 with its licenses cancelled, how the heck were the investors of NextTribe able to purchase equity in Tbh Skincare 2 years later? Huh?

You can have a wiggle room of 3-6 months during which the investors (mostly lenders at an interest), of a bankrupt company get the opportunity to recuperate what they can. But the bankrupt or unlicensed company sure as heck don't make investing decisions for the investors. I'm already smelling fraud in the air. The frick is going on?

Also, TbhS did most of its crowdfunding via the company Equitise so I'm even more lost how NextTribe comes into play here

https://www.equitise.com/blog/tbh-skincare

Anyway, let's move past that for now.

The same line of tbhSkin reads

"please note that all investor updates are made via the Cake Equity platform"

What the frickerfrucker is Cake Equity now? I'm starting to believe this company is just one equity layering over another.

On to Cake Equity my friends!!

Oh no, another tag team VC bros. My gut feeling is worsening.

So what does Cake Equity do?

Cloud-based cap table management solutions for businesses. It features a solution for equity management, capital raising, startup ESOPs management, business valuation analysis, investor relationships, shareholder & employee portfolio management, and more. It also offers investor readiness strategy & documentation, corporate structuring, retail equity crowdfunding, and others.

https://tracxn.com/d/companies/cake/__HnqnCs4IfoTyVVvjkNp9D_QWa-lgAy2GG_LeEnpmMEY

My Brother in Christ, if you could do all that for just one company, you would be the next NVIDIA.

Simplified, all it does is prep the owners of gullible startups with no experience in finance with a cap table (who owns what percent of the company), and give some shiny VIBES to it to make it look like they did anything useful whatsoever.

Cake Equity's features (in their own words):

So, they made a software which shows you, an employee, your ESOP value. Literally that. I think @Aevann can code a real time chart in 12 hours which does the same.

Also, forgotten in a Google Drive? Huh?

So, Cake Equity is a bad startup with no real thought behind it, destined to fail, sure. What's new? That's like 99% of silicon valley.

THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE !r-slurs is that why is tbhSkin pushing people who crowdfunded it towards opening an account in a SAAS forum catering to B2B markets and ESOP Cap Tables.

Crowdsourcing is just equity funding without a centralized IPO. WHY IS IT TREATED LIKE AN EMPLOYEE ESOP?

IS PWC THEIR ADVISOR? {Reference for r-slurs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PwC_tax_scandal }

The simplest theory is Cake Equity is fricked and tbhSkin is getting some special discount on pricing for pushing outside investors to inflate Cake's numbers to make it more attractive to investors.

So who are Cake's (pronounced kek's) current investors?

The biggest one is Jason Calacanis. A super angel investor who is considered a genius in early angel investing.

Okay fine. So at last we have reached the end of one thread. What about the others?

Not really, Jason turned his angel gaze towards Australia in 2018.

https://www.afr.com/technology/worlds-best-angel-investor-jason-calacanis-targets-aussie-startups-and-warns-against-trusting-big-tech-20180613-h11bxm

So, a Billionaire or multi-multi-millionaire moves to Oceania to make more money. How Peter Thiel. I mean, how original!

Anyway, the questions are:

Why won't tbhskincare deliver to N.America? What is NextTribe Pty Ltd?

The answer to the first question, after more cosmetic hunting than a trans women before xer first pride parade seems simple at first. The US Customs cucked them.

Sunscreen regulations, amount of liquid in a bottle etc etc silly things

Blah blah blah, the FDA and Customs have a shit ton of rules which a startup might not be able to cope with

BUT

The second question:

It had registered itself in Singapore since 2015 (still active as of today)

https://sgp.databasesets.com/entities-registered/uen/201506639D

But the data is collected by Hong Kong/Mainland China

https://user.databasesets.com/en/home

https://user.databasesets.com/en/about_us

But it is also listed in the official Singapore Business Directory as a "Holding Company"

https://www.sgpbusiness.com/company/Next-Tribe-Pte-Ltd

And considering Singapore is the #3 Tax Haven in the world my best guess is that the poor frickers of TbhS let a lot of shady investors who shuffled their money around (at the midst of it all Jason Calacanis, who saw Singaporean Tax laundering and Aussie startup as a match made in heaven) and now tbhS is desperately trying to distance themselves from their bad decisions by rebranding and entering the US market.

!r-slurs !trolls !burgers

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His supporters don't want some sissy boy in tailored suits. Kinda like Boris Johnson: he looks like a buffoon on purpose because it makes his goofball fans think "he just like me!" (13)

Nah, it's much more pathetic than that. He doesn't wear tailored suits because that would mean there would exist a tailor who could give an interview where they say for sure that he has a 53" waist or whatever it is.Now, obviously the person working at the clothing store will know which pair of pants he took off the shelf, but that's not intimate knowledge. He's terrified of a tailor knowing his measurements, because deep down, he knows he's a fat fricking walrus.Imagine how terrible and empty his life is. Hes created this caricature of himself. He has to wear the same ridiculous tie and ill fitting suit everyday, spray himself with orange paint, the hair, and play this conman carnival barker thing. He can't stop doing it or he will lose any money he has left, because his name and likeness is literally the only value he has.Imagine being a world famous movie star that 3/4 of the world hates, that can't even put on a hoodie and walk to a coffee shop. He's stuck being this thing until ... (11)

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"Donald Trump! Donald Trump, I call em' Dementia Donny! Dementia Donny. Can't even remember he ain't president! He wants to "make America great again", Dementia Donny. Sold- ah- sold CIA documents to Ciiiiina! He sold em' to Chiiiiina. Dementia Donny, Dementia Donny. Look at his face- ah- mouth breathing in court! Dementia Donny, no, no, Dirty Diaper Donny! I call em' dirty diaper Donny! He stinks up the court room! Trust me, I can smell it! We all can smell it. Smells so bad the judge started drooping! Dirty Diaper Donny, Dirty Diaper Donny. 78! 78! No, cough no, that's too old! Too old! Even for me! If it weren't for the spray tan, you'd see his pale dead skin! Pale dead skin, yes. Dirty Diaper Donny." (2)

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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Years ago I was dating a super hot guy who lived like an hour away from me so we sent each other a lot of nudes. I went through his phone once and saw he followed a page that was just for girls that had vaginas without lips and got super insecure because mine has lips right. So next time we were sending each other nudes I Facetuned it to make my lips smaller.

My plan was to be somewhat conservative with my edits so maybe in real life he wouldn't be able to tell but I am not skilled in mobile editing apps so it was probably ridiculous looking. It was years and years ago but sometimes I remember I did this and it ruins my day. Like today I was getting coffee with my mom and she was talking about the woman leading the opposition movement to Maduro in Venezuela and I just tuned her out thinking about this. A few weeks ago when I got into my phd program, I thought of this and my face dropped mid celebration. It's sobering to remember.

What kills me is I found out that you can see it was edited when you save it because the file is automatically named "facetunesomething" so I'm sure he knew. I try to remind myself that I broke up with him and he threatened suicide to feel better but I just knowwww he knows.

You naughty community you.

Initial email:

The prosecution:

The defense that made prosecutors concede they had no case:

And just like that, Mr. Westfallen gets himself another courtroom W.

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EPILOGUE

She had this to say about rDrama before joining:

But fortunately the news of President Black Girl Magic has heartened her

This will be an account to watch, I think.

https://nypost.com/2024/07/26/us-news/south-dakota-suspected-p-dophile-donald-letcher-kills-himself-after-admitting-to-watching-child-porn/

A suspected p-dophile killed himself moments after he admitted to watching child pornography to a predator hunter outside his South Dakota home.

Donald Letcher, 60, described the graphic detail of the disturbing videos that featured children as young as infants to Predator Poachers founder Alex Rosen, according to footage shared by the "Breanna Morello Show" podcast.

Letcher described his atrocious viewing pleasures, which featured males holding down babies as they "ejaculated" on them.

After hearing enough evidence, Rosen called in a police officer and got Letcher to admit his heinous act to the cop.

As the officer called his supervisor, Letcher walked inside and a "pop" was heard.

The crew outside say they didn't think much of it because it "wasn't a loud shot," but it was later revealed that Letcher shot himself in the head with a .22 bullet.

"The cop breaks the door down and then one of my camera guys goes around the window and sees him (Letcher) on the ground with a hole in his head bleeding out of it," Rosen said.

Letcher was airlifted to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead, according to Rosen.

The p-dophile had reached out to Rosen's team, who were posing as a preteen girl, and asked for "nudes."

"This guy messaged us first in April, and all the messages he was pretty sexual, asking us for nudes thinking we were a 12-year-old girl," Rosen said.

The predator hunter said he had Letcher graphically describe the videos to ensure the creep admitted to the crimes for video evidence.

"When they describe basically everything they see, it leaves no doubt they're guilty of watching and possessing that stuff," he added.

Letcher reportedly molested a 9-year-old girl in 1996, a fact unknown to Rosen at the time of his conversation, but the case was overturned by the South Dakota Supreme Court.

"The justice system never held him accountable," Rosen said.

Letcher was also hit with DUI and hit-and-run charges after he ran over a 6-year-old girl in a "non-p-dophile" incident in 2022.

Alex Rosen was actually arrested and taken into custody over this. Here's the video of it: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-3240371/Video-Police-cuff-detain-predator-hunter-team-p-dophile-suicide.html

Many are mad at Rosen over this, but he did nothing wrong. One less p-dophile in the world is certainly not a tragedy as far as I'm concerned.

GNN: After declaring he won’t vote for Donald Trump, Nick Fuentes has been outed as being a part of The Dollhouse, a Twitter group chat for trans women and the their allies.

Nick Fuentes was caught years ago watching trans porn and flirting with trans on various social medias. pic.twitter.com/toNa5ExTtn

— Breaking GNN (@GuntNews) July 24, 2024

!groyperethnostate !chasers !cuteandvalid !lgbt in in in

If die hard white nats can get that sweet trussy and bussy why cant you?

Bonus older stuff:

Turn off the Olympics. https://t.co/uemrwp6Bbw

— Gays Against Groomers Scottsdale (@GayNotGroomerAZ) July 27, 2024

King Olympics

Even somehow united christian and lgbt

NEW: Authorities release footage of Illinois deputy Sean Grayson k*lling 36-year-old Sonya Massey who called the police because she thought someone tried breaking into her home.

Horrific.

Massey, who was a paranoid-schizophrenic, was told to take boiling water off the… pic.twitter.com/h5dZlAUgg8

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 23, 2024

The situation explained:

https://twitter.com/johnbryanesq/status/1815480632513798469

https://thecivilrightslawyer.com/2024/07/22/video-cop-shoots-innocent-woman-holding-a-pot-in-her-kitchen-fired-charged/

(Bro really should have started mewing 10 years ago, and I guess cop insurance doesn't cover Ozempic.)

This guy had 2 DUIs before being hired and worked through 6 agencies in 4 years lmao.

Copy of the indictment:

They're going to bury him under the jail

Not endearing to a jury is also the fact that he called her a crazy b-word after putting a bullet in her head.

https://twitter.com/kinfolkzzz/status/1815499173401411893

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ea3j8w/ubisoft_has_released_a_public_statement_regarding/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1ea3tjj/ubisoft_issues_an_apology_to_japan_assassins/

If we're keeping it buck, coconut is a slur (calling a South Asian person coconut is akin to calling a Black person oreo)—

so maybe while we're in the initial stages of this excitement, folks can swap out the coconuts for a lotus since Kamala means lotus in Sanskrit. 🪷

— Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) July 24, 2024

Dumb colonizing b-word 😂

Here come the fricking white women, motherlover!

I have a fricking feeling the fricking Indians are fricking gonna make Kamala pick either Indian or black if this r-sluration continues.

It's so beautiful 😍

https://twitter.com/Chiangel1984/status/1815822602947961043

Let's see if we can't get a fricking Kamala BJP crossover.

@GOCK4LYF_HIGHtil_iDie I worked really hard on this so an upmarsey would go a fricking long way

!chuds wonder what subreddits Alec moderates

lmao he looks just like you would imagine

orange site

EDIT: LMAO DELAYED 1 HR

I've watched a bunch of these clips from multiple news sources and different sites and youtube, and usually most political congresscels try to get their turn to punch the pinata of the SS director and look good for their constituents,

this 8 minute interrogation I think sums up her r-sluration and bad conduct, and lack of answers the best