Effortless recovery. 4 icecream cones out of 5. Trump would never be this quick on his feet.

https://twitter.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1814733769758421118

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: American Communist Party OFFICIALLY LAUNCHES!

Follow @ACPMain #AmericanCommunistParty pic.twitter.com/1UBub3pLkR

— Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinklle) July 22, 2024

Jackson WTF

Quite the surprise innit

You were such hope for the conservatives

I somehow doubt she's a "Dr."

Every single aspect of communism is r-slurred and gay

Bro pulled out an infographic

Come on bro this ain't it

Come on "bro" this was his thing for past 3 years

There's much more and it's basically all the same. How are chuds this r-slurred , they surprise me every day.

!nonchuds !anticommunists

!chuds !neolibs

stolen from the cope thread on /r/destiny

It doesn't matter that 95% of what he said was fine. Making two big gaffs like this in the same day does not improve his "I'm fine, just watch me" position. He's still better than Trump, but you're not going to convince a lot of people of that. It's easier to raise the profile of some other Democrats.

If you think Biden can just "bow out" without Republicans leveraging the courts to ratfrick a new candidate off of the ballot in multiple states with the Supreme Court's blessing, you haven't been paying attention.

he should just stop doing live appearances. just do multiple takes with an editor and release videos. The gaffes are each their own (memorable) story, him not doing public appearances would be one (boring) story.

That might work if he was ahead in the polls, but he's got a lot of ground to make up. You don't gain 5% in the national polls by avoiding public appearances.

man that was hard to watch.

Yeah, it got pretty boring around the middle when it was just an ordinary discussion of foreign policy. What year does he think it is? 1980?

This subreddit is full of people who didn't watch the press conference doing republicans jobs for them. The state of politics in this country is fricking pathetic.

The average voter isn't watching whole nato press conferences, how the president looks overall matters. Pretending it doesn't is weird

Highlights (some from the janny logs):

LW modlog updated in real time

lemmy.ml janny logI suspect that the individual who made the assassination attempt was most likely one of those really unhinged corporate neo-liberals that fanatically believes that Donald Trump is secretly "a Russian agent." Even though Trump's actual foreign policies as president were just as anti-Russia as any of his predecessors (his administration continued fully supporting and arming the fascist Maidan dictatorship in Kiev). Just pointing this out, because it's only a matter of time before someone starts falsely accusing socialists/communists of being responsible.   

hexbear janny log

Janny had to make a pin:

Do not advocate or celebrate violence, please. Comments advocating violence will be deleted and bans will be issued.

Also, please avoid promoting conspiracies. Discussing current events is fine but suggesting things like "it's a false flag" without evidence is spreading a conspiracy.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159465

Genuinely infurating that the moment anything happens, NeoLibs will just start copying right-wing talking points. [-6]

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159547

Got him in the ear, huh?

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159477

I can't wait for Trump to turn pro-gun control.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159497

Welp, seems like that's it boys. Trump's got this all locked up.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159641

He is going to win. We've already been over this. Maybe now you can start the process of coming to terms with what that actually means. [-42]

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159670

I've been wondering where the crazies were on the left, and now i know [-9]

https://lemmy.world/comment/11160264

https://lemmy.world/post/17532093?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.world/post/17531596?scrollToComments=true

if bolsonaro is any indication, this is just turning him into a martyr.

really terrible job by whoever tried it.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11161593

Most self-aware leftoid:

Half the comments here are proving that people on the right aren't the only ones who can indulge in stupid conspiracy theories.

It's depressing as frick.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159257

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11160947

Guess some of those 2nd Ammendment guys might be "trying to do something about it" eh Donnie?

This is what you get when you preach hate 24/7. This isn't a gameshow.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11158289

Lemmy.ml commies

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797?scrollToComments=true

God dammit, they had to fricking miss

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797/12264600

Well I think we can all be certain there won't be any huge downwind effects from this 😐

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797/12264204

Staged af.

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797/12264206

Hexbear:

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599?scrollToComments=false

"he's an existential threat to democracy but there's no place for violence and we should all be relieved he's alive and going to take revenge" - obungler

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120292

Scared chapos

I suspect that the individual who made the assassination attempt was most likely one of those really unhinged corporate neo-liberals that fanatically believes that Donald Trump is secretly "a Russian agent." Even though Trump's actual foreign policies as president were just as anti-Russia as any of his predecessors (his administration continued fully supporting and arming the fascist Maidan dictatorship in Kiev). Just pointing this out, because it's only a matter of time before someone starts falsely accusing socialists/communists of being responsible.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5121100

Excited to be executed by paramilitaries when he gets power. Nice talking to yall

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120018

people saying this is staged by trump's campaign have absolutely lost touch with reality. no fricking way trump would ever agree to anything where he could possible be hurt, especially when he's already leading in all the polls

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120212

"If Trump wins its the end of US democracy"

"He'll make himself a dictator"

"Project 2025!!!!! Google it Jack!!!"

Dems using that propaganda AND doing absolutely nothing about it (not even having a plan to pay lip service to about it) AND Pudding Brain Joe saying he's not going anywhere - just he's going to do his goodest job and that's what really matters Jack. I can see where someone's brain could break in the wrong way to do this.

If you're going to throw your life away over this bullshit though, at least don't miss

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5119986

Just got scolded by my lib parents for yelling "god fricking darnit" when we saw Trump survive the shootig. I'm sorry but are we seriously going to pretend that him dying would not have been a better outcome?

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120543

WHAT FRICKING PART OF "YOU BEST NOT MISS" ISN'T CRYSTAL CLEAR?

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5119596

Holy fricking shit he was so close.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120429

Shows the importance of not skipping range time. If someone had trained just a little harder, we could have had something extremely cool happen.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5119738

I dunno if killing Trump is like, the best idea, but darn it would've been so much more entertaining.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120190

Lemmygrad:

https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5092592?scrollToComments=true

I condemn this in the strongest possible terms. I may be a lefty, but I don't believe assassinations solve anything. The people celebrating it or mad that the shooter "missed" are abhorrent. [-6]

https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5092592/4650524

lemmy.blahaj.zone

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14277716?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14272924?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14280044?scrollToComments=true

I was scrolling through threads, hunting for content and I came across this:

This wasn't what I found interesting though, funny as it is.

Writersdelite was responding to this:

Link to amoyal's OG list

There are an additional 11 of these points btw.

3/ Socioeconomic disparities rooted in colonial structures limit access to healthcare and nutritious food, but diabetes management focuses on personal choices rather than systemic barriers.

>Personal responsibility is racist

4/ Chronic stress from systemic racism and oppression contributes to inflammation and diabetes risk, yet treatment often ignores these structural factors.

5/ Colonial bureaucracies create healthcare barriers, but diabetes education typically emphasizes individual responsibility over addressing systemic obstacles.

____

This is a rehash of point "responsibility is racist" out of "diabeetus isn't my fault"

____

6/ Environmental racism exposes communities to diabetes-linked toxins, but prevention strategies rarely address these colonial-rooted environmental factors.

______

You literally could have said something like "Environmental racism makes it difficult for people of color to enjoy the outdoors and exercise" or "environmental racism makes it hard for people of color to enjoy outdoor exercise due to air pollution" or something and it would have made a little more sense.

______

7/ The profit-driven pharmaceutical industry limits treatment accessibility in lower-income countries, yet individuals are faulted for "non-compliance" with medication regimens.

8/ Ongoing land dispossession disrupts food sovereignty, impacting dietary health. Still, diabetes management focuses on personal diet choices, not systemic food issues.

_____

>When you run out of points, just rehash one a few times

>No one will know

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9/ Diabetes management often promotes Western lifestyle changes, ignoring how colonial systems make these changes difficult or impossible for many.

_____

Then try some tai chi or something goddarnnn

_____

10/ The individualization of diabetes management obscures how colonial structures force participation in unhealthy systems while blaming individuals for the outcomes.

11/ Recognizing diabetes as colonialism embodied challenges the narrative of individual fault and highlights the need for systemic, decolonial approaches to health

12/ Effective diabetes prevention and treatment requires addressing ongoing colonial structures perpetuating health inequities, not just focusing on individual behaviors

13/ By shifting focus from individual blame to systemic colonial issues, we can develop more equitable & effective approaches to type 2 diabetes prevention & care

________________

"I'm fat and losing my limbs due to my type 2 diabetes which is actually COLONIALIST RACISM in disguise!!!!"

(We should add an " extra large" option for marseys)

TLDR:

The thread is a mix of advice, impersonations of OP, jokes at his expense and reminders of the importance of racism-life balance. Xhey're probably right doe that he should probably stop spending all day on imageboards and posting child gore.

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

Dramatards, the man on the painting was Charles II of Spain (Carlos II), the last monarch of the House of Austria (the Spanish Habsburgs)

He suffered from metal r-sluration being considered a simpleton and possibly Klinefelter syndrome and epilepsy. That means was sterile and had a micropeepee.

Here's his family tree

As you can see his father King Philip IV and his mother Queen Mariana of Austria were uncle and niece, this is called Avunculate Marriage. Philip IV parents, Philip III and Margaret of Austria were cousins and Philip III parents Philip II and Anne of Austria were again uncle and niece. Because the Catholic Church forbids incest and classifies it as up to third degree cousins, these types of marriages required a papal dispensation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dispensation_(Catholic_canon_law)

Here's the family tree of the Houses of Aviz and Bragança who reigned over Portugal.

Again with Uncle-Niece marriages like Queen Maria I (known as Maria the Mad) and her uncle Peter III (previously Infante Pedro of Bragança).

And here's a map of prevalence of cousin marriage nowadays. !antibharatiya

!historychads !ifrickinglovescience

Also !catholics what do you guys think of Dispensations?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avunculate_marriage#:~:text=An%20avunculate%20marriage%20is%20a,and%20their%20niece%20or%20nephew.

And of course here's the family tree of the House of Ptolemy

compare to the real thing

incredible

See linked thread for context.

/u/blacknaerys herself has joined us, per the email thread here:

and inexplicably used her university email to verify her account here, but that's neither here nor there.

I'm actually not sure what this trial is over, no one but the bot mentioned her, and it only did so once. But she'd like the thread taken down nonetheless, and as we always do for any moderation decisions, we are putting it to You The People. Please welcome @blacknaerys who will be posting her case for the prosecution which I will pin to this thread. I warn you, she's an academic, so I don't suspect the defense has much of a chance here once she gets going. You may change your verdict at any time within the next 48 hours as the case plays out.

!everyone

Groped my fatso desk-buddy's jiggly belly twice this past month. One time said "You look good, buddy!" too. Bought him lunch twice, both times I ordered a large pizza and 67 fl oz Coke.

I thought I'd insult him if I bought a smaller portion and he was still hungry afterwards.

HR said I have to converse with them one-on-one and discuss this behavior. At 9AM. On zoom.

Inshallah GOD finally heard my prayers The only slight downside is I won't get neetbux because of "Termination with Cause"

Tl;dr - Getting shitcanned bozos.

!dramatards !burgers !r-slurs Will update at 10AM.

Even Wikipedia is doing it!

!chuds someone ping cute and valid too

Let me tell you a drama story in 3 chapters.

Attention boys and girls its time for more BPD whore sperg out.

What's a V-tuber you might ask? Google it straggot. Tldr a person that uses an anime avatar to make twitch streams. Straggots willingly watch this to throw thousands of shekels at these possibly hideous people.

So what's the drama? See title straggot. But let's dive deeper.

Chapter 1

The post

So let's start from the beginning yeah? V-whore "Saruei" makes contest for her simps to draw fanart of her with the best pic getting 5k US dollars then. Right then what's the drama?

Well it all starts with this seethe post from Saruei here

Tldr: Twitch artist cry and piss their pants because they get disqualified from the contest without ever being notified and for bullshit reasons.

They waste hours of their time drawing coom bait for Saruei (from this point referred to as V-whore), she bags the art and they get told to frick off from her simp armada.

So what are those bullshit reasons?

Well first of all poor V-whore doesn't have to time to tell artists they are disqualified lmao. Why are they disqualified? Because their art is traced of course. Is there evidence for this? Frick off incel.

The aurtist trying to contact her about tracing allegations get to talk to her groomercord jannies (dudes wasting their time simping for 2D kitty lmao) instead. They aren't exactly friendly some might even say cruel. What's the V-whores response to this?

Please look up the definition of the word "cruel", please.

Artists thus utterly btfo.

Carrying on. Other reasons? They drew her books too big. This is her profile banner btw. Yes the one I baited you straggots with. Don't forget to tie that noose just yet.

Any neurodivergent that didn't figure it out yet its all bullshit to get free art lmao.

Now anyway let's carry on to chapter 2

THE SEETHE

To maybe an r-slured dramatards r-slurred surprise only this caused a lot of sneed and pearls clutching in the mentally stable world of Twitter artism. So here is a delicious selection of their seethe.

THE GROOMERCORD JANNIES USED THE R WORD and with video proof too. Yes someone recorded this and thought they have got got those pesky jannoids.

D-D-DONT HOST CONTEST WHEN NO TIME

V-whore response? Tldr: Cope and seethe.

WE HAVE PROOF ITS NOT TRACED THO?

V-whore response? Blocked lmao.

This one is so hilarious I'm just going to post it. Twitter "people" man.

"as someone who has supported you for a long time, seeing you not only support the toxic bhvr of your mod who LITERALLY called someone a slur in a VC, but you also belittle the feelings of others & call them 'snowflakes'??? Man seeing someones true colors sucks 🥲"

TLDR: V-whore called some neurodivergent a snowflake thus making her a hecking chud.

AAAAA SOMEONE HELP ME HOLD ALL THOSE PEARLS PLEASE

I will link the video of the jannie saying r-slur and screaming at an Aurtist here again

Everone involved in this is so fricking pathetic lmao.

Chapter 3

the aftermath

The V-whore did what no r-slur should do before the Twitter horde. Apologize.

There was actually a post of this with comments enabled. The feeble V-whore couldn't handle all the back clash though (as seen with all the blocking earlier) and disabled the comments. No more drama for us then. Well enough. The V-whore is seething. Twitter artists got owned again. This was all very entertaining. Rdrama wins as usual.

Well this is our conclusion then. Make sure to post a marsey if you came this far to prove you aren't zoomer brained.

Also anyone posting "TLDR?" or any variation of "words words words" gets a 12 hour ban as I'm sick of Zoomers running rampant here. So you get to enjoy that extra drama in the comments. Cheerio straggots til next time.

yes it was the woke mind virus that is making your kids turn out weird lol

The kiwifarmer Higgs Bonbon was found because he linked himself gloating in random youtube comment sections. This lead to people searching his name, Higgs Bonbon and finding all his other accounts.

This included his steam where people were able to find his old username, which was Pedononymous

and his 4chan & 8chan /soc/ posts of his groomercord where he tries finding cute little boy bottoms.

He avidly used a site called f-list which is a roleplay site but he wouldn't say what characters he roleplayed wonder why

and from pedononymous this post was found

This guy was a janny for kiwi

And it makes further sense since he constantly posted in a loli debate thread about why loli was aktually A-ok but he totes wasn't a lolicon

until you look at his poast where he calls himself a devout lolicon

>I may want to frick anime children but I DON'T want to frick those anime children

and his (deleted) baraag . net account https://archive.ph/9W21o , which is a fediverse instance known for being dedicated to loli pornography and is almost universally blocked due to the high amount of child pornography

his github showed he starred forks of mods just renamed into loli-related things, ie lolimc which is an unedited fork of PolyMc made by someone named "Loli Kingdom" whose made things like the Loli License

https://github.com/LoliKingdom/Lolicense

I'd ping codecels and ask if they'd use this but I already know their answer ( )

and before you say "erm, incel" actually no, dumb libtard, kiwichads only get the best of bussy gussy.

bonbon's old girl

believe it or not, that's a woman

and this lead to make a post reminding people that the Kiwifarms is SFW since Higgs ("loligon") Bonbon would post frequent NSFW anime girls, both in specific threads made for such purpose and general threads

all in all,