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remember when people thought veganism was the future

feel like that moment has well and truly passed, everyone I know has increased their meat consumption and takes collagen peptides now

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Staying cute in summer fits even in February🤭

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739572222cPEjUs4eorB8bQ.webp

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When we interact with life, we should do so with genuine hearts.

And in my heart there is COOM.

I am a HEDONIST. ALL IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY GLORIOUS COOM.

If cooming has billions of fans (it does), then I am one of them. If there are only ten coomers, then I am one of them. If there is but one coomer, then that is me. If there are no coomers, then that means I am no longer on Earth. If the world is against cooming, then I am against the world.

If think about it, cumming is literally the PERFECT hobby. You don't need anybody else to do it. You don't need any "thing" else. You don't even need your clothes. It's just you and your body and coom. It's like a connection with god. Maximalism through minimalism, or vice versa.

https://media.tenor.com/8NG2FY82ZT4AAAAx/superman-godzilla.webp

https://media.tenor.com/8aDLOzRRZTMAAAAx/muscle-man-the-regular-show.webp

I coom to genocides and abuse neighbor I desecrate the sacred. I blaspheme and spit when I coom then I coom some more. I'm an untrollable maniac if we're talking about the C*M scale hard peepee BBC porn human trafficking nigguh I corrupt the next generation by spreading drugs and STDs all around them.

https://media.tenor.com/Sp8gClkskF8AAAAx/cum-porridge.webp

https://media.tenor.com/W1qWg5Z4kgcAAAAx/emotional-cry.webp

https://media.tenor.com/NKGNJss7FYEAAAAx/ok-oh-yes-yes-o-yeah-yes-no-yes-go-on-yea-yes.webp

You don't know what's made me coom so don't try me. This new generation of coomers annoy me. My generation is the one of true SOULFUL gooning. Everything else is just an imitation. Real shit, you think it would be a good business to open up a longue where I don't sell any drugs or alcohol, just provide calm music, chilled water, and a table where distinguished folks can talk about the finer aspects of gooning. What stroke you use, what new kink you've developed, if you're sick of one kink just keep GOONING until a new fetish lights your fire. TRUST THE PROCESS.

https://media.tenor.com/oneTqbTM-2oAAAAx/rdveluvs.webp

And you'll have some of the most amazing cooms imaginable

https://media.tenor.com/RN4Berzy2xYAAAAx/yves-yves-loona.webp

And to the admins of this shithole site: Yes this is an effortpost because you best believe I was gooning HARD when I wrote this. Headset on, "open video in smaller tab" shit nigguh I took my fricking shirt and pants off for this shit, we don't take half measures when it comes to gooning. I'm trying to start a C*M gang, you interested in signing up?

I GOON when reading the Bible

I GOON when I'm eating

I GOON when I'm on the phone

I GOON whenever I have even a vague sexual thought or my hand happens to brush upon my peepee. That's enough to derail my entire day with just coom. As you can imagine, it gets hard to deal with all the laundry when you COOM so much but I've learned to just keep a lot of towels lying around the house. Goon and wipe yourself as you see fit.

https://media.tenor.com/MS5XTfd4VcwAAAAx/kablammy-gang.webp

By the end of my reign, you'll be calling me Satan's Nightmare.

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/h/femboy tries sports
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I'm pretty sure my high school gf wore those jeans

Her butt looked really good in them and thats the tea, sis

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Avg Bengali foid

@tiptopkitkat is it bad that I low key want a (much cuter) foid to do this to me?

:marseybottom:

Lmao they're medinipuriya I'm sending this to my father looks like kolkata won a total cultural victory there too when my mother first went there after marriage people talked about her not being veiled and now they have empowered foids hitting their moids and forcing them to eat.

:platylol:

Maybe Islam is the answer

:marseydepressed:

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"OOPS!...."

"wrong hole-"

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Rain frog digs soil. :marseybeanrelieved: I FRICKING LOVE RAINFROGS

!animalposters

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Twdoay wwiw be the mowst eventfwl valentinyes day in rDwama hitswory.

Hewwo. Bwdige hree. I am just here two let u aww knoyw that twue luv is real. And it exists in the midst of a BPD stworm. There :marseycheerup: is jsut nyo other way two feww scuh stwong emowtions withwout siphwonying tehm fowm an extwemewy mentawwy iww wnech. Lkie iww two the pwoint wehre :marseydrama: I actuawwy fwew lkie my lfie wuold :marseymid: be in dnager :marseyevilgrin: if I feww aselep awonud them withwout rsetwainying tehm fwirst.

Three is nyo experience mwore prue in my eyes. The hugner. I wnat my tires slahsed. I want knyvies thwown at me, I nyeed it aww.

And u knyow. I wonder :marseyhyperthonk: why I am like tihs. Why dwo I nyeed my emwotions two be upepd two the extwemes two fwew tehm. It is like I hvae a bulit up a twowalrance fwor luv oowr the yeras. Fowr years I put off recwowory because the path bcak was swo wnog and experiencing aww of the pian aagin fowm the start was scuh a daunting tsak. But it is powssible. Anything :marseycoleporter: is pwossible my fweinds. Aww u neyed two dwo is take the fwirst step, and spned hwours of ywour tim on nyiche internyet fworm wooking fwor the mowst mentawwy iww biofwoids u can fiwnd.

Sinecrewy,

A Bwidge in luv.

!attentionmaxxers !nooticers

I hwope u aww fiwnd luv as weww.

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r/theadamfriedlandshow has been banned

The downward spiral keeps going, yet another CT sub has fallen. 😭 Cumboys and cumgirls are the most persecuted people on reddit. Nick leaves, and now reddit kicks us off again. Dark times.

Many NSFW subs recently got banned for being "unmoderated" actually like /r/drugs. reddit sucks butt.

/r/redscarepod is next in line for the rope, betting on it.

Edit: NVM it's back up :marseyembrace:

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Surfermommy bouta Hawaiian punch the deep state :marseykoolaid:

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HOLY TRVTH NVKE: javascript is the best progamming language - Lil B

I said what i said. Its the best and the only language i know. Cstrags and rustards can suck my peepee, sincerely - Lil B

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How do I get into the trunk of my car when the key is fricked

I was driving past the local college the other day and got a flat tire

(During the process of changing my tire 8 other ppl pulled into the same gas station, also with flat tires - I suspect some local student planted a spike strip)

I'm procrastinating on getting a new tire :marseybearmerchant:

I attempted to access my backup car but the battery is dead

I jumped it with my primary car but it keeps dying so I have to jump it every time I go somewhere

I have a battery jumper in the trunk of my backup car which would make the process much easier but I can't get into the trunk because my key doesn't work on it anymore (the key filed itself down over time with use I think)

I also have a backup battery jumper but it is also broken (:marseymanysuchcases:)

How fix

!1337 !fartneighbors !bluecollar !asians !coalburners !pinggrouplovers !male feminists !schizomaxxxers !soren !parents !depression discuss

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8 colors | :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: 600 upgrahams, 247+ comments

Is there any reason to use the word uchu? It seems like almost everything (colour schemes, AI models, startups, cowtools, apps, ...) is named using a single randomly-selected Japanese word these days. But... why?

:marseysurejan:

you know why

:#marseyweeb:

I'm confused by the usage of the word color scheme.

To me a color scheme is something like monokai. :marseyjerkofffrown: A small number of colors that go well together. The application (eg syntax highlighting in a code editor) is obvious and easy. This is just...lots of monochrome colors? How would I use this? Not trying to be dismissive, I'm just confused.

Yeah imo they should've used "color palette". :marseyakshually:

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image of his two accounts, the second :marseygunnut: one he used to ban evade (which normally twitch :marseypoggers: would :marseywood: never :marseyitsover: even let you appeal after you ban evade lol)

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We need about 3% of Americans (about 11 million) go to on general strike. This has always been an effective strategy against fascism.

:marseysurejan:

Our broad list of demands includes, but is not limited to: Climate action. Universal healthcare. Racial justice. Reproductive rights. LGBTQIA+ rights. Living wage / raise the minimum wage. Immigration reform. Education reform. Gun safety. Tax the rich. Affordable housing. Disability rights. Welfare and child support reform. Voters rights. Constitutional convention. Paid family and medical leave. Criminal justice system reform. Workers' rights. Permanent ceasefire in Gaza.

:marseylaying:

IMO we should be demanding that Trump rescind his EOs and resign by 2/22, or we take the economy down with us through sickouts, slowdowns, boycotts . . . whatever people can do to throw a wrench in the system.

this will happen!

Do NOT USE THAT URL! It may be a honeytrap. There is no need to sign a stike card or share your info. It is very dangerous to do so! A real strike will not require sign ups!!!

:marseysmug2:

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Babies and Momma Bombay!

:marseyheart: :marseyjam: :marseyhearts: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:

!animalposters !cats

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Senate confirms Kash Patel as FBI director : neoliberal

					
					
					
	

				
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Latest Larson

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USAID is funding Internews Network which is controlling Reddit : conspiracy

					
					

https://media.tenor.com/d-CLcpHUYQgAAAAx/conspiracy-theory.webp


OP

USAID has pushed nearly half a billion dollars ($472.6m) through a secretive US government financed NGO, "Internews Network" (IN), which has "worked with" 4,291 media outlets, producing in one year 4,799 hours of broadcasts reaching up to 778 million people and "training" over 9000 journ*lists (2023 figures). IN has also supported social media censorship initiatives.

The operation claims "offices" in over 30 countries, including main offices in US, London, Paris and regional HQs in Kiev, Bangkok and Nairobi. It is headed up by Jeanne Bourgault, who pays herself $451k a year. Bourgault worked out of the US embassy in Moscow during the early 1990s, where she was in charge of a $250m budget, and in other revolts or conflicts at critical times, before formally rotating out of six years at USAID to IN.

Bourgault's IN bio and those of its other key people and board members have been recently scrubbed from its website but remain accessible at . Records show the board being co-chaired by Democrat securocrat Richard J. Kessler and Simone Otus Coxe, wife of NVIDIA billionaire Trench Coxe, both major Democratic donors. In 2023, supported by Hillary Clinton, Bourgault launched a $10m IN fund at the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI). The IN page showing a picture of Bourgault at the CGI has also been deleted.

IN has at least six captive subsidiaries under unrelated names including one based out of the Cayman Islands. Since 2008, when electronic records begin, more than 95% of IN's budget has been supplied by the US government (thread follows)

4,921 media outlets

You ever wonder why sometimes when you seach for things you get 75 small bull shit news articles making it impossible to find what you are looking for

That was a design, not a bug

"Internews launches new $10M fund supporting independent media at 2023 Clinton Global Initiative"

https://instagram.com/p/C6glYyqrWpl/

USAID-funded Internews went from funding media organizations with George Soros to overthrow governments in Eastern Europe to calling for advertising boycotts to censor free speech online.

This is a textbook example of U.S. regime change tactics being redirected against domestic populism and American citizens.

In the 1990s, Internews partnered with the Soros Foundation to fund media organizations in post-Soviet nations, playing a pivotal role in the color revolutions of the 2000s in Serbia, Georgia, and Ukraine.

During Georgia's Rose Revolution, Internews funded and trained journ*lists at Rustavi-2 TV, the leading channel driving the uprising.

"Media was very good at informing the public about what was going on, and it had a huge role in calling people onto the streets." – Marc Behrendt, former Internews director for Georgia

By 2003, in Ukraine, Internews had conducted 220 media training programs, trained over 2,800 journ*lists, and produced more than 220 television and 1,000 radio programs. It also funded Telekritika, an online outlet that played a central role in the 2004 Orange Revolution.

After Brexit and Donald Trump's election in 2016, Internews—now working with the USAID-funded World Economic Forum (WEF)—shifted its focus to pushing advertising boycotts to suppress online dissent.

What was once a U.S.-funded operation to overthrow foreign regimes is now being used to silence American citizens and dismantle Trump's populist MAGA movement.

The Price Tag?

USAID has funneled over $470 million in taxpayer dollars into Internews.

More connections coming from Mike Benz, previously on Joe Rogan Podcast

I can tell you where the bodies are buried here. Beyond funding a parallel Mockingbird Media propaganda army of US state-sponsored journ*lists and media outlets, USAGM plays a major role in the censorship industry through something called the OTF, the Open Technology Fund.

Connection to Reddit

Anna Soellner, a Director at Internews Network, also serves as the VP of Communications at Reddit


https://media.tenor.com/q7F4uKAz_ZQAAAAx/alex-jones-shocked.webp

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For context, if you use the progressive stack award, your posts are (temporarily) treated as if they have 2x their actual upmarseys. This was thought of as so powerful by the jannies that it costs 1500 coins for just 6 hours. Now, if you make a post that gets 140 upmarseys, and at the same time someone makes an :marseyairquotes: effortpost :marseyairquotes: that gets 30 upmarseys, or chud ragebait that gets 50 upmarseys, your post will actually be below them on the front page. In fact, since upmarseys are basically normally distributed (getting 30 upmarseys is pretty average, getting 90 makes yours one of the top posts of the day, getting 150 would make it the top post of the day), any sort of multiplier would change the content of the front page immensely, let alone a multiplier so large it treats mediocre :marseyairquotes: effortposts :marseyairquotes: and slightly above average chud ragebait as superior to the actual top post as chosen by users.

The fact that /h/chudrama is blocked by default is irrelevant, because most active users have it unblocked, so even if you block /h/chudrama every post you make is still effectively being deranked. And besides, there are plenty of people who want to read /h/chudrama and not have it be literally the only thing they see on the front page

!nonchuds

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