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1. "notice how the Father is absent?"
2. "imagine bragging about being a failure as a parent"
"this you and your gay dog?"
3. "no Father... typical"
"bro, you look like a cardboard cutout"
"bro, you can land an airplane on that forehead!"
4. "stop projecting, moids"
"you look like the most Fatherless hoes on Facebook"
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"anyone notice who isn't in the picture?"
"did you ever consider it's the Father taking the photo?"
"could also be the butch lez lover, a furry or a non-binary hoe"
6. "we're doomed..."
"cry more"
"I'm not crying, you're cooked!"
7. "nah I'm leaving my kids"
"POS"
"sorry Daddy left you"
8. "if a Father has a gay son, he failed as a Father"
"what... how?"
"no one is born gay, deal with it"
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You're missing some "context" there mate. Like the part where Hamas forces stormed into Israel, killed 1000 people and took 800 hostage which triggered all of this. (11)
So that makes it ok to murder 10s of thousands of civilians and children? (-4)
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What resonates the most for me is that we have lost our sense of humour and larrikin spirit. People overseas have this perception of Australia and Australians as knock about good humoured people. We used to be, we aren't anymore, we take ourselves and issues far too seriously. (13)
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With that kind of attitude towards them, I can't imagine why you got banned before. It's a mystery for the ages. (1)
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NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining!
autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents.
Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion
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100 comments in about an hour. Lot of people literally shaking.
MUNI operators are on the lookout for ICE agents
It's time to get our DOX ON
skankhunt coming in with some quality commentary. I have an episode to rewatch
AHHHHAHAHAHAHA I never thought I'd see a comment like this but here comes "tech/white lives matter" in a thread about our poor Honduran drug dealers
Anyway I'm pretty stoked how housing is going to get cheaper/available and construction labor is going up let's fricking gooooooooo
I better see KTVU filming ICE soon. If Boston is getting some LEO love I demand it NOW!
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As many of you know, /r/neoliberal used to a be a rdrama-adjacent sub. Unfortunately, trans shitlibs hijacked the sub, converting it into a trans advocacy group and banning any conservative, any moderate, or anyone with a sense of humor. Some 'fugees fled here to become !neolibs
/u/farrenj is the most active in /r/neoliberal. She doesn't even claim to be a neoliberal, but a die-hard socialist. That she is the biggest poweruser in /r/neoliberal shows how little the community cares about neoliberalism anymore.
Despite being trans, /u/farrenj calls herself a "biological woman":
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Haven't been to a non-AMC theatre in awhile and I was shocked by how ugly and fat everyone was. Greasy, fat neck beard type men and all the women were mid at best but made a point of making themselves uglier by dressing like they smelled like mothballs and having shaggy haircuts.
It was especially jarring since we just came from a bar where everyone, especially the women, were very attractive and well-dressed. Why do only ugly people seem to appreciate art? Or why do people who appreciate art seem to not care about being attractive?
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Remember that Mike Pondsmith, who invented all this crap, is a BLack man
Anyway, I started the Dogtown part of the game (from the Phantom Liberty DLC) which is very good but the small area is a little too busy which causes some serious jank and framerate drops. The new car theft missions have caused my PC to crash a couple of times. Apparently the REDengine CD Project Red use is just not up to maintaining a game like this. They have already announced they're dumping it for future releases and rely on Unreal 5. I've had some shocking glitches while driving- cars appearing out of nowhere, falling out of the sky like that guy in Morrowind...
I even had a car spawn directly under me, catapulting my car 30 feet into the air. The game has avoided this from being too immersion-breaking by making almost every car that has collidedwith me driven by a woman.
There is a character in this game called 'Mr. Hands' who seemed to change his voice actor. This is controversial so I innocently googled "Mr Hands voice controversy"...
Yeah, they maybe should have checked that name before they used it.
- Wojak : YWNBAW
- hello_how_are_you : who the frick are these elon.rss posters
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : OP is an r-slur
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Adrian Dittmann posted on 4chan and accidentally revealed that he has admin privileges on twitter lol pic.twitter.com/ikbu1ZkopW
— anti-inflation supersoldier (@bluser12) January 2, 2025
some highlights from this r-slurred spergfest:
Kek you frens later, anons
I feel like I'm going crazy over all this "Elon on 4chan" commentary. did people just decide to abandon its core warning en masse? https://t.co/vXC27LrkPz pic.twitter.com/aZH5ZDCGxh
โ TracingWoodgrains (@tracewoodgrains) January 3, 2025
You guys are r-slurs especially @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS
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"Did Jesus really raise form the dead? I don't know."
— Protestia (@Protestia) February 13, 2025
United Church of Christ Minister Pat Langlois says she doesn't know if Jesus rose from the dead, and also that it doesn't matter if he didn't. pic.twitter.com/FsRYNpmTow
I'm not familiar with the United Church of Christ, is this a commonly held belief of it's members?
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https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1i6kjdj/should_rnba_ban_twitter_links/
https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1i6h6sm/can_we_ban_twitter_links_now/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/comments/1i6jgcg/proposal_to_ban_xcom_links/
https://old.reddit.com/r/DetroitRedWings/comments/1i6lbtx/banning_direct_links_to_x/
https://old.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/1i6kj05/subreddit_discussion_should_we_ban_twitter_links/
https://old.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/1i6kc8y/can_we_also_ban_xtwitter_links_from_this_sub/
https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1i6l2mj/meta_poll_regarding_the_use_of_twitterx_on/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Padres/comments/1i6k8jw/im_seeing_other_subs_banning_x_posts_can_we_do/
https://old.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/comments/1i6jzq3/petition_to_ban_x_links/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CHIBears/comments/1i6k1iu/proposal_to_ban_xcom_links/
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This happened on New Years and I don't know if someone already posted it nor do I care that it's a week old
Markiplier (the only popular youtube who hasn't touched a kid (yet??)) and also the most handsome
between christmas and new year's, banned most of his subreddit mods, instated new mods, and laid out a couple of new rules (very very understandable rules, like "don't re-upload paid content or content I personally deleted from my channels")
The janny seethe is astronomical
(screenshot because I am lazy BUT ALSO because this ex-janny deleted all their posts after they got demopped in shame )
The thread is here btw
The strange thing is: most of these mods were inactive and shouldn't even be bitching at all (I guess I too wouldn't do my job if I wasn't being paid!)
Okay I stole this next bit from a pyrocynical video so I don't know where it got posted but I couldn't get the link if I tried (which I didn't) so please don't be mad, it's good seethe
Markiplier actually responded to this person, with this:
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Did I *plan* this week's new episode knowing in advance I'd be in the (so far?) minority of critics with a positive take on a new release? No, but it's funny when it works out that way ๐คฃ youtu.be/50-PDnWMzVE?...
— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-13T03:19:50.936Z
Review - "CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD" (2025)Marvel goes back-to-basics with lean, fast-paced throwback to Tom Clancy potboilers and its own 'Winter Soldier'/Phase2 mode of solo-franchise "multiverse who?" sequels.youtu.be/E6oPFS9dAvc?...#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld#CaptainAmerica
โ Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-12T17:18:42.113Z
everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
โ josh (@fevered.earth) 2025-02-09T17:49:42.709Z
Every time I'm reminded of how Moviebob writes/talks I laugh so hard bro
โ Lew (@strongest-lewman.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T20:13:19.952Z
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pretend this is a huge deal and it means he's gonna get rid of medicaid next.
say there will be backlash when
realize theyve been duped now that they heckin' wholesome random money for other countries fund and more tacpayer dollars will go to domestic issues! Noooo
https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1igk9s8/elon_musk_says_usaid_is_beyond_repair_and_he_is/
edit: he needs to be heckin prosecuted and charged with treason
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igpcas/musk_im_closing_entire_federal_department_down/
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ESL type post about needing a new laptop because a buggy voice anlysis website broke the laptop?
https://old.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/1hskyw8/its_3_days_into_2025_and_already_ive_fricked_up/
oh wait it was because the gender guessing AI website said he sounded like a dude
. Parents most to blame
No job, but needs to do some financial planning for new consoles. Hard decisions must be made
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I'd ping but aevann told me to stop doing that
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Using AI directly is useless too it just tells me to reinstall when the installation itself is the problem then rewords itself to tell me to install repeatedly until it starts hallucinating
I hate the modern web I hate the modern web I hate the modern web