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:taynod: Swiftie :tayclap:has meltdown when redditors :soysnoo: dare :taygrimacing: to not acknowledge :tayaaagenocide: the queen :taycrown:

					
					

Travis Kelce dyes his beard, proudly stolen from @autodrama.

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Aftermath video - https://old.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/1irtmtc/video_aftermath_of_the_delta_airlines_crash_at/

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:batman:
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bluesky's resistance popping off

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T15:49:06.575Z

Ok that made me laugh

Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T02:03:06.464Z

Works as advertised

John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-02-19T15:50:00.656Z

Whoa look at the hairline:

It's real. And you can get one for yourself!www.fender.com/en-US/ukulel...

John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-02-17T22:21:17.918Z

So I guess we're really doing this.Good billionaire hotel guy to fight... you get the picture. F---in' 90s videogame-butt reality. Okay. Sure. Let's go.

Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T21:34:52.288Z

And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION

Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T12:58:19.768Z

jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) 2025-02-19T02:03:15.069Z

“fed anarchist”Stares at you. Continues staring at you. Continues to continue to stare at you.

astrid (@astrid-x.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T16:06:16.031Z

As someone with 9 years in customer service, I am trying to *diplomatically* tell this insurance agent that I want to speak to a manager without trauma dumping on the wrong messenger and they arejustnotpicking up on itWe're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven.

Melo (@letitmelo.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T14:01:00.982Z

Manifestly 2024 demonstrated that campaigns don’t (have to) matter. Harris ran an unbelievably tight ship while Trump limped from town to town, sagging on stage like a bag of dog shit.He hated his audience, danced to show tunes for 40 minutes, sometimes sucked off a mic. He won the popular vote.

Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T21:28:44.314Z

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Gayest tumblr post of all time
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:marseynullbipolar: Kiwifarms is kill

!dramatards !ranchers

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:elonsalute: :chadbaby: tells :marseytrumppresident: that he isnt president and should go away :marseywave2:

					
					

https://media.tenor.com/MdqnwGAHiGYAAAAx/trump-biden.webp

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:marseyelonmusk: must BREEED

The foid claims she had a kid with him

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[🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘] Boycotting businesses that support Trump?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

So you are a fascist that believes only those that share your opinion are worthy?G'head downmarsey this. Just realize that those that do are the reason y'all lost the election. (-53)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

No way you won't support a person cause of who they voted for. For them it makes sense. In fact Trump is even the better candidate. Imagine saying I'm not going to eat somewhere because of their beliefs and say their in the wrong. It's not like they're doing anything illegal or wrong. Respectfully, frick you and anybody who cares about political beliefs in a business, it's doesn't affect whether they can make a good product (-32)

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I think these people should be punished for what they voted for. (24)

So you want to "punish" people who don't agree with you? Indirectly punishing their employees, families and their local communities. You remind me of a young Austrian man who just wanted to be a painter. (-33)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Explain exactly, how supporting the Constitution is the "wrong side of history"? I'll wait. (-8)

Red herring. No where did I mention the constitution, but if you're going to bring it up in regard to this post about Trump-supporting businesses, then I'll say this: Trump has repeatedly violated the constitution:* Using his political power to profit from his businesses while in office (Emoluments Clause) * Enlisting foreign governments to investigate his political opponents (Ukraine 2019, for which he was impeached)* His administration repeatedly refusing to comply with subpoenas to Congress* Falsifying business records to hide illicit activity (Stormy Daniels hush money case, overvaluing his real estate) * Conspiracy to overturn an election (denial of 2020 election results, fake electors plot, pressuring political allies in key states to reject election results, asking Georgia officials to "find" votes for him)* Incitement of insurrection/riot. Denied the 2020 election results, spread misinformation about voter fraud, encouraged supporters to march on the Capitol during the certi... (21)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

The op has clearly made this "us v them". I don't care if a politician cares about me. That's not the role of government. Never has been. I don't think you know what the word fascist means. G'head, go look it up. Who i history jailed his political oponents? (-1)

We're talking about two different things. You're using false equivalency. OP doesn't want to support businesses who are directly contributing to the rapid and violent decay and destruction of this country. That is his free market right. What you're doing is acting like a sore winner by using childish, bullying taunts. But whatever, it's par for the course, I don't care about any of that. Here are the 14 "early warning signs of fascism" made famous by a poster displayed in the US Holocaust Museum:Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalismDisdain for the importance of human rightsIdentification of enemies/scapegoats as a unifying causeThe supremacy of the military/avid militarismRampant sexismA controlled mass mediaObsession with national securityReligion and ruling elite tied togetherPower of corporations protectedPower of labor suppressed or eliminatedDisdain and suppression of intellectuals and the artsObsession with crime and punishmentRampant cronyism and corruptionFraudu... (5)

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These people don't support bigotry. The problem with you extreme left folks is always categorizing people as something evil when you have a disagreement. Grow the frick up. (0)

Your group literally got offended bc target sold pride flags. Flags you didn't have to buy lol. But we need to grow up? And yes you support bigotry. Sexism. Racism. Homophobia. By voting Republican. They are already talking about repealing gay marriage. Why? Never mind the attack on trans ppl. I'm not even talking about bathrooms (which us stupid) or sports (yall don't care about women sports. You just hate trans). I'm talking about the trans men and women who have loyally served our country. The ones who wanted to enlist. And they can't. Taking a woman's right to choose to carry a child even during r*pe. Placing an unborn child's life as more important than the mothers. The fact women have died from pregnancy complications. These Ice raids. Fine round them up if you have to. Nobody is denying illegal immigration's problem. However referring to all of them as criminals, animals? Treating them like less than human? Harassing actual citizens. Potentially scaring chi... (2)

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-08 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘Why are people freaking out over trans people not allowed in womens.../r/self (2M)59%5735
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I realized that no. Reddit does NOT stand for the truth./r/self (2M)56%1647
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why don't women set up their guy friends with their lady friends?/r/AskMenAdvice (274K)56%791
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘People are way too liberal in their means of defining people they d.../r/self (2M)52%640
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘A pro-trans sticker seen in a public bathroom./r/pics (32M)69%929
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Did USAID fund his purchase of 300 radio stations?/r/theview (6K)57%522
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘What are some controversial beliefs you hold?/r/Christianity (516K)51%445
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘MAGA/ Pro-Trump Businesses to avoid?/r/BucksCountyPA (30K)50%332
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why is it called a gender reveal party and not a s*x reveal party?/r/NoStupidQuestions (6M)57%389
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘With President Trump back in the White House and Republicans leadin.../r/UnitedNations (35K)53%326

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

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🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘Did USAID fund his purchase of 300 radio stations?/r/theview (6K)57%522
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Wow what a disappointment/r/fansofcriticalrole (19K)55%293
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘I can't imagine giving up $1mil twice and still being hated by the .../r/BeastGames (10K)52%133
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘MAGA/ Pro-Trump Businesses to avoid?/r/BucksCountyPA (30K)50%332
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘With President Trump back in the White House and Republicans leadin.../r/UnitedNations (35K)53%326
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Is there a list of businesses that support trump in WS? I don't wan.../r/winstonsalem (35K)49%281
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Do people on the main sub not realize how poorly executed the end o.../r/fansofcriticalrole (19K)57%159
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘HAH! Got her!/r/daverubin (24K)51%108
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Rule 1 Reminder - This is not a snark page. No posts directly hatin.../r/MileHigherPodcast (10K)51%44
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Did school let out early today or something there's teenagers frick.../r/philly (58K)53%238

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STOP FIGHTING :marseycry:
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DataRepublican is a qt deaf girl in an attic

Talks (well signs) about reddit at 4:25

!simps discuss

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What are those lesbians who act like men like?

I don't really have any gay friends. One guy I follow on the gram and I just found out cuz of valanetiMes day.

They seem very performative to me. Which is not a very male trait imo. Are they just making themsleves men for the female gaze? Like speaking English with a foreign accent vs being a native speaker. A lot of women seem to like them.

I was loose friends with a few lesbians in high school but I thought I had nothing in common with them. I'm just curious, what do people see in them? How like men are they? Do you think they truly like what they're interested in?

Don't mean to ruffle feathers! 🪶

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Do not name yourself stupid names when registering product licenses

Because sometimes you'll have to contact tech support. And they'll refer to you by your stated name. And you'll have to sign off your emails with your stated name. And in my case those emails are sent from a gmail account that proudly shows my real, actual name.

I'm just happy that I had the restraint to avoid naming myself Nate Higgers or the like.

The name I signed up with came from this meme which randomly popped in my mind when registering

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17389468390fFJqHggPXXwig.webp

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Police arrested leader of :marseytrain: ziz cult
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I'm crying because Duolingo killed off their owl mascot?!

					
					

:marseycoffee:

Women be crying

I posted about this too... I hated him being abusive and now this "he died" gaslamping stuff is giving me serious panic

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CS2 player experiences rollback for first time in life

Worst part is r-slurred eastern Europeans saying the game is broken when they can literally just turn rollback off.

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Most self aware femcel

					
					
					
	

				
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r/CuratedTumblr seethes over new HoYoslop character

					
					
					
	

				
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Shuhei Yoshida Reveals Jim Ryan Offered Him Choice Between Indie Role Or Leaving PlayStation :marseybooba:

That guy basically destroyed Sony

In comments you can read more how he destroyed PlayStation games but gayboxers don't worry power of cloud coming soon and will make Xbox one 50 time stronger

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:marseynull: puts rDrama users out of a job, effortposts a compilation of top shelf redditor sneething

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Taylor's about to be single again!
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