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I'm never gonna campaign for a bunch of people to lose their jobs over some shit I don't watch anyway. ROH may be pointless, but it also seems inoffensive m (82)

The wrestling industry isn't sparse right now they have places to go. It's a business and you have to cut people to survive. (-77)

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I'm never gonna campaign for a bunch of people to lose their jobs over some shit I don't watch anyway. ROH may be pointless, but it also seems inoffensive m (82)

People really have to stop with the “it creates jobs” bullshit because that's what it is. Everyone is acting like if ROH or even AEW didn't exist then so many would be out of work and doing nothing when that's not true. If ROH didn't exist so of these well know top people would make pretty good money on the indies and be perfectly fine. Just look at Matt Cardona. Could he sign with AEW, TNA, NJPW, or back to WWE and sign for millions a year? Yes he could but he's killing it on the indies and is happy. For the not so well known people they still would have a job on the indies and prob would have to grind but they still would have a job and not be out of work. They knew what they were getting into when deciding on this career path. So people really need to stop with the “it creates jobs and if goes away they would lose their jobs” bullshit (-31)

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Podcasters, wrestlers and fans are apparently all in agreement that TNA is somehow run better, has more stories than and makes more sense in the ring than AEW. TNA does 5,000 PPV buys. AEW does 140-150,000 every time. Why? (28)

Because AEW had the money to load their roster from day one and use the influence they had as NFL owners to foster negotiations with television networks? (-16)

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I'm never gonna campaign for a bunch of people to lose their jobs over some shit I don't watch anyway. ROH may be pointless, but it also seems inoffensive m (82)

People really have to stop with the “it creates jobs” bullshit because that's what it is. Everyone is acting like if ROH or even AEW didn't exist then so many would be out of work and doing nothing when that's not true. If ROH didn't exist so of these well know top people would make pretty good money on the indies and be perfectly fine. Just look at Matt Cardona. Could he sign with AEW, TNA, NJPW, or back to WWE and sign for millions a year? Yes he could but he's killing it on the indies and is happy. For the not so well known people they still would have a job on the indies and prob would have to grind but they still would have a job and not be out of work. They knew what they were getting into when deciding on this career path. So people really need to stop with the “it creates jobs and if goes away they would lose their jobs” bullshit (-31)

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The exclusive negotiating window with WBD is just about to end some people need to understand there are probably a lot of things in play right now and you'll realize why they're doing the things they're doing relatively soon. AEW and Tony should never take advice specifically business advice from anyone online because they would have been out of business right now based on some of the things I've been seeing. If Tony can get a deal out of this ROH brand that's a huge win considering how well they've already done with PPV's and subs so far. (9)

This is where wrestling fans need to take their goggles off and think of this like any other show. ROH as a brand has the stench of death on it. Ask yourself how many shows manage to come back to TV after being cancelled. TV programmers would rather try a new show than something that was a proven failure on their last network, If the whole idea was to get another show on TV I wouldve kept the ROH branding for the library, then rebranded the actual weekly TV to something else (0)

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There's room on the main shows for them. Too many useless wrestlers on ROH. The roster as a whole is too big. It's great to rotate wrestlers but at some point you have to ask why are we forcing people to pay for this. Put it on Rampage and have those heavyweights be on every week. (-2)

Useless to whom? Who are you to call anyone useless? You just have a hot take and are flat wrong. (8)

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They already shit in the streets this is just including some bidet action now

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For the burgers and other foreigners, this was D. João VI, King of Portugal, Brazil and and Algarves.

This man was responsible for what Brazil would eventually become. He was king from 1816 until his death in 1826 (a modern autopsy revealed the King's corpse contained high doses of arsenic so he was likely poisoned by someone), however he had been leading Portugal since 1792. His mother was Queen Maria I (known popularly as Maria the Mad), this woman was deemed unfit to rule in 1792 due to mental illness (Bipolar Disorder probably) so he took over as Prince Regent until her death in 1816 at the age of 81.

In 1808 Napoleon invaded the Iberian Peninsula as Portugal violated the Continental blockade on Britain, the Bongs however assured the Prince Regent that the court would be evacuated with the help of the Royal Navy if the French invaded. Which happened so the Royal Family and 10k Portuguese noblemen were evacuated to Rio de Janeiro which from that time on became the Empire's capital.

Now, the prince Regent has been unfairly slandered since the 19th century, deemed as a coward, a buffon and a cuck. This is misleading.

1. He was no coward, there was no point in becoming prisoner and letting Napoleon install one of his relatives as King like he did with Spain. The Spanish King Fernando VII was imprisoned and Napoleon installed his own brother Joseph Bonaparte as the new King. The spanish Virreinatos in the !americas obviously didn't recognize him and this triggered the independence process, there had been criollos calling for independence since the American Revolution but Fernando VII capture provided the perfect opportunity. In Brazil the biggest independence movement previous to 1822 was the Inconfidência Mineira, which was quashed in the 1790s ending with Tiradentes brutal execution. The arrival of the Royal Family killed any republican movement for decades.

2. He was no buffon, he had a melancholic character and was prone to depression episodes but he was a skillful politician. He created many institutions which still exist like Banco do Brasil, and he managed to get support of the local aristocracy. Brazil had something called “nobreza da terra” or “land nobility”, which was basically the equivalent of the landed gentry but they also included wealthy merchants from old lines. Old colonial families which occupied positions of power, Dom João turned them into titled nobles, a reward for the support and also a source of income for the crown as the aspiring noblemen had to pay a fee for the titles. So the Portuguese nobility was divided between titled and untitled nobles, all of them were adressed as “Your Excellency”. The untitled ones were the “Fidalgos”, the landed gentry or “nobreza da terra”, and the member of the literate bureaucracy (judges, prosecutors, officers of the courts). The titled nobility were divided on a scale, the titles with no “grandeza” (baron and viscount) and the titles with “grandeza” (count, marquis, duke), I don't know the exact process during João VI reign but during the Empire there was an Office for Registration of Nobility Titles where aspirants would present their background, their services to the Empire (they had to come from good, respectable families with no “mechanical defect” that is, they shouldn't perform any source of manual labor) and finally they would pay a fee if accepted after being reviewed bu the monarch. Baron was the cheapest, Duke was the most expensive and rare. So you give the local rich guys titles and they give you money and loyal service, win win. He was also crowned in Rio after becoming King and didn't want to leave, he did so because of turmoil in Portugal and adviced his son who would remain as Prince Regent to proclaim independence and become Emperor.

3. He was indeed a cuck lol

This is his wife, Carlota Joaquina de Borbón, known as Dona Carlota Joaquina. She was the daughter of Carlos IV of Spain, she was an extremely nasty woman. She constantly plotted against Portugal's interests so they would benefit Spain and cucked her husband with several men. She would also swim naked in Rio and drink a proto version of the caipirinha. Her son and later emperor Pedro I repeatedly called her a whore lmao.