Trump sent every fed a Fork in the Road email offering 9 months severance if they quit in the next 2 weeks

🚨 NEW: This is the full buyout memo from the OPM sent to all Federal employees titled “A Fork in the Road.” The pillars of the new Federal government are clearly laid out.

If Federal employees wish to resign they simply put “RESIGN” in the subject line of the email they… pic.twitter.com/fFCiSAiprV

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) January 29, 2025

I attribute this solely to this community and the solidarity found in it. I'm the only person on my team of 8 that's on Reddit and not only have I been better informed, I've been faring better than the others. Two people went on stress leave and frankly I'd be one of them too if I didn't have this community. I'll continue to do my job and fight for the position I've earned. It took me 10 years of applying and 20 years experience in my field to get here. I will not be pushed out by two billionaire trust funds babies. I'M NOT LEAVING!'

I was chill and laid back prior. Now I'm digging my heels in out of spite. I'm a big time hater and being petty is my favorite thing to do.

I can hold a grudge like it's my job

I knew my grudge-holding skills would come in handy someday.

I've never been more motivated to stay. Before the "buyout" memo, I was ready to go job hunting, but then a revelation hit. I took an oath under this position to the American people and leaving my job under the current state would be failing to maintain my oath as civil servant.

I solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

Did you guys know how much of the posting on /r/fednews takes place when they should be working?

And that there is netflow data for every federal agency to determine who these employees are?@DOGE @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/7Hicz91pjY

— 🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 (@Aristos_Revenge) January 29, 2025

!r-slurs

I loved the first two seasons. I think I liked S2 slightly more than S1 but both are good.

Zhonggup grows stronger

The White House digital team deserves an award for what they have been pulling off. pic.twitter.com/zdkxMHsGy0

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) January 31, 2025

!coons

So Trashley St. Clair of the sexlaptop who sold nudes and fucked ANYTHING for clout and career leg ups including Elon whose child she claims she just had

We need to discuss

— MILO (@Nero) September 6, 2024

And naturally Elon stays winning

Canada becomes a US territory.

The tariffs end.

Federal taxes are scrapped.

We become US citizens & gain the US Constitution.

We can preserve Canada's history & the Canadian identity within the Union.

Just like how Texans or Floridians or Californians have a unique culture.

— Zachary Tisdale 🇨🇦 (@ztisdale) February 2, 2025

I think the Tariffs start on Tuesday, so the Canadians are mentally preparing for their surrender on Sunday

And is performative edginess actually any less cringe, or just a slightly more offensive manifestation of the same ODD toddler mindset? Can you be outré without being a ten year old who finally worked up the nerve to curse on voicechat?

Slipped and sprained my ankle.... RIP, productive Juju

I'm watching medicinal cyraxx content. OHHH GAWDDD... Bless up, Marty. !ranchers !animalposters !cats

This is super fake, but here we are paying attention to it. So they're doing something right.

Twitter link:

Lily Phillips claims she’s pregnant after sleeping with 100 men pic.twitter.com/H3xjCQ5z4f

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) February 19, 2025

We also funded a video game about "counter-disinformation" because the State department is the enemy of fun. https://t.co/nzECgRzoMt pic.twitter.com/DnhMJTohbr

— Second City Bureaucrat (@CityBureaucrat) February 4, 2025

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This is why you should use Brave instead !braveshills

Pete Davidson debuts new look for Reformation’s Valentine campaign after spending $200k on tattoo removal. pic.twitter.com/Il65OutKY1

— Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) February 11, 2025

!tmz

@hypernovasaiz

Im finding that very short-form stuff works better. Unfortunately all I have left is longer stuff.

Is she more attractive blond or black hair fellas (poll below) pic.twitter.com/tFqpTOkdOe

— H. Pearl Davis (@pearlythingz) February 13, 2025

!tmz

!fellas

@jesus

omg, I’m in love with this staircase fish tank pic.twitter.com/QPtEBVjbuZ

— INTERIOR PORN (@INTERIORPORN1) February 10, 2025