Null is in an neurodivergent arms race against the users who desperately want to know how much edgy reddit karma they've accumulated. This thread is apparently the second time a user debuted a userscript that can calculate a user's reaction score, and the previous one was foiled by Null disabling something. Now reactions are completely unviewable except on a post by post level.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1iuuko6/egyptian_nhs_doctor_who_glorified_hamas_spared/

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That's crazy, could there be a reason for that? Maybe because conservative opinions are all awful?People deliberately shift the blame away from the merits of their opinionsThey think its not that they spew shit from their mouths, it's just that you're a contrarian for being repulsed by shit (9)

Yeah, the party that supports illegal immigration, soft on crime policies, and ofc the mentality of "the other side is Hitler" is definitely the more sensible one (-44)

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That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

I disagree  (-34)

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That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

It's human nature. Just like in real life, you are friends with those who share your values, and stay away from those who don't. (-22)

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Yeah. Someone said Arizona free tea with honey is nasty. I rebuked that none sense and downmarsey. (30)

I was perma banned from r/JusticeServed for posting in a r/politicalcompassmemes. That's right I was banned from one sub for posting in another. What's worse, they didn't tell me why I was banned so I appealed it and when they told me the reason and said they'd unban me if I promised to not participate in r/politicalcompassmemes in the future, I said I'd keep the ban since I haven't participated in r/JusticeServed in probably years. Couple minutes later I got a three day suspension from the reddit platform for harassment! The notification for the harassment suspension said "After reviewing" indicating that someone had actually agreed to the suspension which is ridiculous so I appealed it and the suspension was lifted the following day... This platform is stupid sometimes. (7)

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I choose to not support anyone. Nazis are fricked up but modern liberals are also not great with their constant "feeling of being offended". I prefer to not choose the side. (-2)

"Not choosing a side" is choosing a side. Imagine you're watching a kid get bullied. You don't like the kid, so you let it happen. You don't like the bully, but he's scary so you don't want to get involved. You're still choosing the side of the bully. He still gets what he wants. And then he just picks another victim.Modern liberals and Nazis are not the same AT ALL. There is literally no such historical grounds to compare the people who genocides millions of Jews and…. People who want free healthcare and freedom of expression? It's nonsense. The Nazis are just going to bully until enough people let them get away with it. Frick that. Grow a backbone. Stand up to that shit.You don't have to "pick a side" to recognize that ethno nationalism is wrong. (3)

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If someone has an opinion like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" that's fine.But when that "opinion" is gay people should be killed for merely existing, that's not an opinion, that's just hate and hate for merely existing is objectively bad. (1)

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Geopolitical Analysis

"We lost the 20 rangs of soft power because of Drumpf, we need them ALL", says the geopolitical experts on ARR SLASH DRAMA @nuclearshill @JimieWhales

"We don't need ANY RINGS", says @Dude

You're both wrong.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

If one ring rules them all, the lesser rings are COMPLETELY USELESS!!

They're cuck rings, they literally bind you to the One Ring.

While we're wasting our taxpayer money on the 19 cuck rings, CHINA is taking the One Ring for herself. That's geopolitical suicide.

USAID knew this, so... why are they wasting our money?

Simple.

FRAUD

Rangs of Soft Power

Here's an accounting of the 19 lesser rings we WASTED our money on:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Musical in Ireland

2. Transgender Opera in Colombia

3. Peruvian Transgender Comic Book Series

Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

4. Electric Vehicles for Vietnam

5. Tourism Promotion in... Egypt.

6. "Condom" Purchases for Gaza

7. A Fish Farm in Afghanistan (That Was Immediately Abandoned)

8. A (Failed) Sesame Street Adaptation in Pakistan

9. A Mango Farming Initiative in Haiti (That Didn't Sell Any Mangoes )

10. DEI Advancement in Serbian Workplaces

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

11. S*x Reassignment Surgeries in Guatemala

12. A (Failed) Program to Teach Kenyan Youth How to Use Instagram to Become Influencers

13. A Reality TV Show in Afghanistan to Promote Democracy

14. Training Mongolian Yak Herders to Use Social Media

15. A Gender Studies Degree Program in Bangladesh

16. A Climate Change Board Game for Young Activists in the Philippines

17. A "Hip-Hop Dance for Empowerment" Program in Senegal

18. A Workshop on Writing Feminist Poetry in Kyrgyzstan

19. A Program to Train Ukrainian Farmers to Write Grant Applications in English

Not only did they spend millions trying to acquire 19 worthless rings, but they LOST FIVE of them. The sesame street ring, the fish farm ring, the Mango ring, and last but not least, our Kenyan Influencer ring was pawned for a Dodge Hellcat.

All this to say we only needed the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL, we only need the AIDS ring for teaching Africans not to pound sand into their foreskin. Obviously Mordor refers to Africa because it's "Where the Shadows Lie". Shadows are black, what else is black? You guessed it. BIPOCs.

This is a silly post lol I love living in Japan, but it was not easy to get here. You cannot just move to Japan because you want too. You also underestimate how soul crushing those teaching jobs actually are. People on those salaries are just barely getting by. Gay marriage is not even legal here and Japan is a much more conservative country than most people think

so what's up guys as some of u know i been in boot camp for the last few months. while we were there we were comparing ourselves to prisoners during mail call one day so since i hadnt nutted in a month or so my horny butt got the idea to send mail to female (actual) prisoners and see what i could get back. it's hard cuz we don't have our phones but there are a few times when u get technology so i found some online and wrote their info down so i could mail them later. all of them were pretty frickin ugly besides this cute 23 yo chick who's locked up for helping kidnap this one guy. shes hot n she wants to meet up when she gets out in 4 months. so in 4 months either i get the best kitty of my life or she murders me or both but we'll see. just thought i would update yall on how things have been going for me

vincent draws his match with magnus, meaning.......bozo magnus is out, from his own tournament was busy so havent looked at his postmatch whines

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1intwjz/keymar_eliminates_magnus_carlsen_in_semi_finals/?sort=confidence

hikaru fails to win and gukesh refuses to win. after 3 draws, their 2nd tiebreaker is going on

edit: gukesh is victorious, in their bid to not win a match. (he lost if you are neurodivergent)

back to the main highlight, world no 2 caruana vs no. 31 sindarov

neighbor caruana accepts draw in a totally winning position and when i say total, totally. -5.3 on the eval bar winning. maybe the reason was he had a min on the clock and sindarov had whopping 24. whatever is the uzbeck version of voodoo, its working

they then had a nailbiting tiebreaker - that was a draw too and are currently playing their 2nd one. sindy will win it!

funny post of the day https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1invf93/highlight_enthralling_commentary_during_fabi_v/

🚨BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg EXPOSES that the Biden administration pressured Facebook to censor posts on vaccine side effects.

“They basically pushed us and said anything that says vaccines might have side effects you basically need to take down.”
pic.twitter.com/tWgz5GOaNH

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 10, 2025

"They basically pushed us and said anything that says vaccines might have side effects you basically need to take down."

"Who is 'They'?"

"The Jews, Joe. We must secure the existe

I love chud zuck bros shame the CIA is going to ice him

Full video for the unemployed

Twitter sees through his lies:

!germs

I am not strong or wise enough to survive here anymore. I wish you all the best.