!coons

""Oh don't worry these people always out themselves" - Mario1599" -Dramamine

Full comments. Some sweatys can't behave, so of course the thread is locked. The top comments are funny though

Finally some foreshadowing of /u/LiamJazeefa:

Prologue

**One humble redditor suggests an offsite where evil reddit admins can't get the wholesome libertarianrinos. Another tells them to get on their uwu Groomercord. This is all it takes for (unarchived) TRANSPHOBIA to rear its head** https://archive.is/g0kxb

Part 1

**As predicted, we get an entire backstory about how Lilam is actually the real victim in all this. Some relevant points made** https://archive.is/vBAGT

1. No stalker child, keeping tabs on male feminists and child predators is a bad thing because it only makes them want to r*pe more(?)

2. When Chris Chan got stressed, he did his neurodivergent stress sigh. When this person get's stressed, they just need a little CP, as a treat

3. Age bracket is 3+, but don't worry, Xe sometimes has to settle for 18+

4. Not aware of recidivism stats, even though this contradicts the previous message (my 1)

5. Unironically does the "aktually it's ephebophilia" when they're x-age or older" Relevance is unclear when they're still saying they're attracted to literal toddlers too.

6. Despite not knowing any criminology stats (see 4) they just know in their heart of hearts that most MAPs are non-offending because ???

Just for the record they're admitting to acquiring and jerking it to CP

7. Want a source? Um sweaty, you're talking to an intellectual. Be prepared to get peer reviewed articles and 90 minute lectures from The Science™. It might be too much for your feeble mind.

8. Lists some of the dangeous apps libertarians might be using to target children. Groomercord mysteriously not present

Part 2

**Now to the horrible stuff. TW: People are explaining why someone might not be sympathetic to someone who self-describes as a person who enjoys jerking off to children being r*ped.** https://archive.is/NBNtW#selection-1643.0-1650.0

Vivid_Wrongdoer_1662 (more like Bigot_Queerkiller_1488 am I right) makes this horrible point, but our intellectual has a strong rebuff to this nonsense.

• I don't have a time machine, BIPOC.

For some reason "I can't unfap to the r*pe of those kids" doesn't soften this heart of stone. Here comes the truth nuke. Total CP enjoyer absolution. Get ready to feel like a fricking fool all you woodchipper posters

• I'm absolved of my sins because

  THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAS EXPIRED

• something something therapy (that fixes everything according to reddit)

• People are being mean to me, did you ever think about that?

Yes, I wasn't punished, and I continue to be an unrepentant menace to children who is still attracted to them, but at least I'm not rude. Also you can't get me nah nah nah

Part 3

**Of course it wouldn't be reddit if we didn't try to use nu-terminology to try to de-stigmatize horrible behaviors act scientific and emotionally detached from our own horrible actions try to silence opposition by being a faux authority talk about this in a civil manner** https://archive.is/hPdkX

• all my critiques are ^^^ It's extreme copium and deflection

• I also like the random redditor trying to redefine porn on the fly because child porn was giving it a bad name or something: "You should use the better term, child sexual abuse material. Porn is consensual."

• Here's a few more redditors accidently telling on themselves.

-- They're just using harsh terminology to checks notes make child r*pe and CP sound bad:

-- Libertarian activists are so brave for sticking up for the stigmatized paraphilia community:

Certified yikes sweaty moments

Part 4

**One last over the top cope for the road- you're literally sending death squads after me.** https://archive.is/IiXqC

• The true victims in all of this are those that see mean words on their screen. Do you have any idea what it's like to be told to keep yourself safe by a stranger over the Internet (the answer is yes, it happens all the time, grow the frick up). This is what avoiding signs of victimization is, btw- minimize all your horrific crimes against children and then cry about mean words from pseudo-anon accounts you'll never interact with again.

-- "Go sit in a corner for three hours and imagine people saying these things to you every single day for 10 years."

counterpoint: Xe doesn't even need to do this, just stop telling people how much you enjoyed child porn. Stop telling people you find toddlers attractive.

• Fear of Doxing. I will once again remind you that NOBODY ASKED and you just volunteered about your attraction to 3+ year olds. If you did this on an account that can be connected to your real name, you should also be in jail for being fricking r-slurred.

• The famous Internet death squads are coming for the wholesome libertarians (God I wish that were true )

Epilogue

. There is a twitter account with this same username- https://x.com/lilamjazeefa. The most recent tweets are from 2016 directly \@GovGaryJohnson and \@GovBillWeld... the Libertarian candidates for the 2016 election... Some jokes just write themselves.

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i93wkp/comment/m8ytrgt/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i93wkp/comment/m91gpzx/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i93wkp/comment/m8z13p3/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i93wkp/comment/m90r1fs/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i93wkp/comment/m8yxg47/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i93wkp/comment/m8z4yvk/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i93wkp/comment/m8z13tt/?context=8

A toddler was “transitioned” at 3, changed identities at 8, and now the parents are unsure which hormones to give them next.

This isn’t a "gender identity" issue. This is a kid caught up in the confusion forced onto them by adults making life-altering decisions on their behalf. pic.twitter.com/VeJmweib5i

— Gays Against Groomers (@againstgrmrs) February 18, 2025

The President of Honduras is now threatening Trump. This won’t end well. Has she learned nothing from Colombia? pic.twitter.com/blhF2bCjDK

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 27, 2025

The Colombian president started the fight on accepting undocumented immigrants back into his country. His main complaint was that they were coming on a military plane and that's inhumane treatment. Good news, you can treat them as humanely as you like when you have them back.

— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) January 27, 2025

Vs

Background: /r/straighttransgirls is where the s of the Blaire White variety go to rant, away from their overwhelmingly transbian ("it's maam!") counterparts.

OP wonders if these euphoria boners often discussed on the main trans subs are real or are just a terf psyop. Commenters proceed to fight over:

• AGP is a fake term and transphobic to even mention

• AGP is real but it's perfectly fine

• boners indicate transbians are just fetishizing perverts

• it's fine to get boners over spinny skirts…not sexual at all

Excerpt:

[–]AbsolutelyRidic 7 points 23 days ago

[euphoria boners] normal things that happen if you have a peepee, aren't taking estrogen yet, and aren't constantly miserable.

[–]Pink_T-Goddess 0 points 23 days ago

Oh shut up gurl.. stop making stuff up.. I didn't experience this so called "euphoric boner" even when I haven't transitioned back then and was just starting on Estrogen... I literally have fluctuating libido but I don't get a "boner" by the sight of me looking like a very beautiful woman.. This is not a thing, you guys are just making it up to cover your fetishes... Having a fetish is not a bad thing but don't lump is in with you.. Don't treat our existence as the same as your existence...

More coping seething and coping again in the comments.

Musty video:

Exposed as a Non-FBA

Reporting to ICE and Local Police

Sick Non-FBAs are truly a detriment to our great nation.

Should have twerked better and not worn them foreign shoes, sis

Jeff raises a GOOD POINT

She's part of a Demoncrat Psy-Op to import Tethers to make true and honest FBAs look bad!

The only person trying to put a wrench in this FBA-Trump alliance is some dusty butt groyper account that's getting ignored

The /r/news mods keep locking and removing every post about this. Here's one:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1ido1pz/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/?sort=controversial

The /r/europe mods are doing the same:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1idmhlw/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/

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/r/WorldNews has two posts about it though:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idksap/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/salwan_momika_man_who_burnt_quran_in_2023/?sort=controversial

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Not a good day to be an ex-Muslim:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idkslx/imagine_escaping_islamists_in_iraq_only_to_find/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idhir4/salwan_momika_shot_dead_in_sweden/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idkl6u/salwan_momikas_death_tells_us_how_unsafe_we_are/

Love checking in on my girlies more unhinged than /r/redscarepod and /r/rs_x

r*pe 😂😂😂😂😂

also im gay and my peepee is small

45% of Democrats want their party to be less extreme, vs 27% of Republicans.

!anticommunists !trump2028

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1iduh13/al_jazeeras_arabic_documentary_about_the_war/

Al jazeera

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueChristian/comments/1idp1ly/when_and_why_christians_first_demonized_muhammad/

a lot of dummies about to get decapitated

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1idtdxm/hamas_has_confirmed_that_its_military_chief/

Hamas fanboys cope that their hero is dead

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnitedNations/comments/1idvcco/netanyahu_furious_about_chaotic_handover_of/

Defund the un

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1idpszo/israel_did_not_commit_the_crime_of_genocide/

Israel isn't committing genocide but they should down boy

https://old.reddit.com/r/Thailand/comments/1idrw4g/five_thai_hostages_released_by_hamas_after_over/

Thai cucks

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1idor7i/dont_know_where_i_can_stand_anymore/

American leftist Jews cope that they suck and are about to die

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1idrh8y/palestinians_are_innocent_their_leaders_are_not/

I'm not bothering with this one

I really enjoy that show.

This guy has me blocked and still writes me shit like this. pic.twitter.com/UVuGavvrhy

— Josh (@XJosh) January 5, 2025

direct link to fatrick tweet

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20237740

wtf man? its not even round?? the cheese doesnt cover all the sauce???

seems everyone involved, from the chef to the judges, was drunk as shit

The bombings were supposed to happen at 9 AM. When medics and police would centralize around the bombed buses, there were suicide teams ready to explode in other parts of major cities. Then Palestinians from Judea and Samaria would storm the fences for an October 7th 2.0.

One woman saw the suspicious package on the bus and alerted the driver to get everyone off the bus. It exploded after everyone got off. Then the call went out to the other buses and two more exploded without anyone on them. Three other buses were found with bombs on them and those were removed and detonated as well.

No buses in Israel have been bombed since the last intifada because the bomb makers had been in prison. Many of those bomb makers were released recently in an exchange for the hostages. It's a strong coincidence that shortly after they were released that bombs appeared on Israeli buses again.

!jidf