Non-electrification is the final luxury. https://t.co/MQRkyNq6K1

— Adam Van Buskirk (@AHVanBuskirk) February 20, 2025

China's trade surplus reached 1 trillion USD:

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/12/business/china-trade-surplus.html

This means China's exports are booming and currently China is the largest trade power in the world and continuing to grow at a rapid rate far faster than the US, EU, or India.

China is taking over the South China Sea successfully:

https://telanganatoday.com/china-pushing-us-to-the-wall-in-south-china-sea-philippines

The Chinese have continued to dunk over the Philippines and take over seas claimed by them. The Chinese ships keep getting bigger in the region and other than the invasion of Taiwan plan, every other Chinese plan so far has succeeded in the South China Sea expansion.

China leads in the global energy sector:

https://www.weforum.org/stories/2025/01/china-driving-advanced-energy-solutions-deployments/

They have the most investments in future energy technologies and their current deployment at scale. Even the US, EU, and India are left behind in the dust compared to them as China arrives at their goals years in advance.

China has world's first sixth generation fighter jet:

https://www.defensemirror.com/news/38481/China___s_Sixth_Generation_Fighter_Jet_Allegedly_Takes_First_Flight

This makes Chinese military tech on par with or even beyond the Americans today. China has pretty much caught up to the technological might of the most powerful military in the world.

China embraces humanoid robots and their production skyrockets:

https://www.newsweek.com/humanoid-robots-being-mass-produced-china-2004049

China has accepted the future and is mass producing humanoid robots at prices that are affordable to the middle class across the developed world and the upper middle class across the developing world. China is building the future at reasonable prices.

Battery cell prices in China plunge:

https://reneweconomy.com.au/mind-blowing-battery-cell-prices-plunge-in-chinas-biggest-energy-storage-auction/

China continues to lead in building an affordable future at rates of development faster than any western economy in the world.

Chinese new tech achieves unprecedented Rare Earth material production speed:

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3294183/chinas-new-technology-achieves-unprecedented-rare-earth-production-speed

The Chinese are even better at mining than the American or European. That makes China the leader in multiple diverse fields of production.

China vehicle exports rise 22.8%:

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/chinas-vehicle-exports-rise-228-2024-2025-01-13/

China is leading in vehicle exports growth. Vehicles are a mid to high tier technology signifying that China has claimed and won over the upper mid level tech chain and is now beginning expansion into the cutting edge tech chain.

Conclusion:

Chinese are leading in tech and are going to surpass American tech in all fields within a decade making them the leaders in global tech. China's economy is also growing faster than the economy of the US and Europe. China's exports are higher than the total exports of the US, Europe, and India. China is leading in the future of global energy production and supply. China is leading in the vehicle industry. China is leading in mining tech.

Based on all this information we can conclude that China is going to surpass the US economy in nominal terms within the next few decades and even surpass the US in per capita income by the time they reach their peak.

China's economy is going to grow 5x at least before it peaks and its per capita income is going to grow 10x at least before it peaks.

China is the future. Europe lost and is never going to be number one. The US is on its way to becoming number 2, the brain rot of the American people is getting worse not better. Drugs should have stayed banned.

!codecels !burgers

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— auspill (@aus_pill) January 2, 2025

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The country that still maintains a rigid caste system sure does love throwing out the racism allegations every chance they get...

So racism should get ignored?

I think the biggest group of people that are upset by this are progressive Anglo Australians, all my Indian friends have a sense of humour.

Will we ever get past people thinking their own friend circle is the litmus test for racism?

They also have a shocking record on hate towards Muslims.

Whataboutism.

Pointing out hypocrisy is whataboutism? Ok chief

Dude your people genocided millions of innocents and live and feed out of there land, yet you critique another people who are actually fighting against the discrimination, frick off.

Did you just assume I'm of English descent? 'Your people'. Lol, you can frick off champ

Doesn't matter, you love and feed off the land, take your double standards up somewhere they actually belong.

I had absolutely zero choice in the location where I was born. What would you have me do almighty righteous person? Are you not living in Australia currently?

Hey r-slur this thread literally began with whataboutism.

Where's your culture? What, Aussie banter only punches down or something?

Bros clearly never tried fairy bread.

Or seen a Christmas tree.

Punches down? Do you think Indians are beneath Australians?

do you think white australians are discriminated against to the same level as our South Asian brothers in Australia? 👀

You said banter against Indians is punching down. That means you think they are beneath Australians.

that's not what it means... simple Google search would have helped you out.

to attack or criticize someone who is in a worse or less powerful position than you.

so again, rather than duck the question. Do you think Indians are discriminated against equally to white Australians in Australia?

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And this is why I prefer not to disclose my racial identity to literally anyone that's not my race unless absolutely necessary. Even the supposed "non-racists" have a bit of racist blood in them, and when push comes to shove, they will vote in a new White Australia Policy if it means they can get rid of these "illegals" for "taking 'er jerbs". Why can't white Australians be like their British cousins and get along with Indians?

EDIT: I think I upset a lot of white buttholes in here.

It pains me to see how 10-30 years ago, Indian Australians were seen as the 'ideal migrant' when it comes to cultural integration and somehow that image is now tarnished these days. Growing up in Parramatta, North Shore and multicultural suburbs of Perth, I know if given these waves of migrants that are currently coming came at the right time when there were abundant job and housing opportunities this wouldn't have happened.

I'm glad my parents were able to make it over here in Australia, but they really do think that racism is a thing of the past, whereas it's still here, alive and well, flowing through the veins of every white Australian like some kind of hivemind. Racism can never be eradicated unless the systems behind it are gone as well.

Saying that every white person is racist is just as racist as the stuff seen in the article.

But they didn't say that every white person is racist.

Yeah ok

My apologies. I genuinely missed that part of what was said. I really do apologise for that.

Australia is considered the most racist country in the Anglosphere. This is a common sentiment expressed by Asian origin (Chinese, Korean, Indian) people settled in the West. Casual racism is far more common in Australia than in rest of the Anglosphere. A lot of people have a tendency to downplay racism.

Honestly vile how we see the dehumanisation of South Asians play out online and in real life. Indians are always an acceptance target for racism, this would never happen to another group of people.Not to mention the Reddit comments "both sides-ing this". Anglo Australians will never understand racism and it's power dynamic. For example would this chant even happen to English or South African supporters?

Indian supporters were chanting convict shit.

Again, what is the power dynamic of that in 2025?

Power dynamic? India has a much larger military than us and like 50x our population? Plus nuclear weapons?

Yet Indian migrants are working in some of the poorest conditions earning a paltry wage. A population count or nuclear weapons have no bearing to the working class. This chant is another vector to White supremacy that Australia is unable to shed.

Those aren't the people coming to our country and calling us convicts so it's irrelevant. You're the one being racist for infantilising a whole country. They can stand up for themselves, they don't need your white saviour complex to protect them from a bit of argy bargy at the cricket.

Where in that video hyperlinked within the article were Indians chanting anything convict adjacent? If they stood up for themselves they probably would've been thrown out of the MCG and I hate to break this to you but I am not white.

"hate to break this to you but I am not white". Wow, the guy spewing racist shit about the nation that gave them the opportunity to live here instead of the shit they come from is not white, shocker.

Youre a joke of a person. Get your american politic power dynamic shit outta here. Theres no way youre trynna justify their racism with that dumbass excuse. Go look at the shit their saying in regards to Phil Hughes and lets see what bullshit excuse you will pull out of your butt to defend that

At least everyone could get an Uber home.

So what is it called when Sam Konstas gets relentlessly abused by Indian cricket fans, telling him he needs the "Phil Hughes treatment"?

it's harmless banter

Sticks and stones, if someone needs to pull the racist card and be derogatory or wish death upon someone it's because they're lacking then they become the joke nothing wrong with some harmless banter!

I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.

Bit of a double standard there. Both incidents are clearly not okay.

I'd say in ten years it will be Australian born Indians yelling at overseas Indians at these cricket matches..

Nah not 10 years. You can't reverse that sort of tribalism that quickly and it's not like the immigration from India is stopping anytime soon. Even in crowd interviews there were Indian/Aussie kids with Aussie dominant accents but were supporting india - As in wearing the Indian ODI jersey and waving indian flag etc. General footage of the crowd was also a give-away...it was multi-generational support. At a macro level, you can't underestimate how patriotic Indians are....I actually respect that but it does go against the narrative of super quick assimilation.

Wait so your pro immigration, but also pro patriotism for immigrants. What's your opinion on patriotism for Australians?

I'm pro sustainable immigration which we haven't had in years. I think it's hard to argue that our sense of common identity, memory and culture has been noticeably fractured/diluted in the big cities (also helped by an increase an anti-patriotic sentiment). Indians clearly haven't lost any of that...They know who they are and are proud of it. I would like if Australia was more that way. All I'm pointing out is that their strong identity/culture, when immigrating here in large volumes every year into what is now a weaker/fractured Aussie culture means that assimilation will slow down drastically....especially if current trends continue.

Many Indians support a straight out fascist (Modi). There's absolutely nothing positive in that sort of vile nationalism.

Internal racism. Another beautiful child of colonisation.

Indians fans give as good as they get. Some Indian fans online were calling for Sam konstas to receive the "Phill hughes" treatment from bumrah.. Anyone not familiar with this reference; Phill died from being struck in the head by a ball while playing cricket.

What would be the equivalent of chanting "Where's your visa?" to White Australians, addressing their colonial history, that foreigners could use?

Both sides can take route. What's the Aussie equivalent of "where's your visa"?

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Compared to the kind of Reddit comments that are allowed everyday in the various Aus forums, this MCG video is nothing.

Yeah im so desensitised to those comments, the chanting meant nothing haha

Exactly! Lot of deadbeat losers on Reddit who didn't work hard in school/uni/work and now blame immigrants for their own failures in life.

We must never question migration. Every person arriving is a doctor, lawyer or engineer. No migrant has ever committed a crime.

I've been to a few matches with a former partner who speaks Hindi. There's plenty of average stuff said by Indians at the cricket. They just don't do it in English. And not just about cricket. They was a group of guys a few rows behind us calling her some pretty vile names because she was dating a white person. They knew I couldn't understand them, but that she could. They were getting off on the fact they could abuse her in front of so many people and not face consequences. Apparently it had been also been happening in other places, like just walking down the street. A group of Indian guys walking past us would be talking in Hindi and I had no idea they were verbally abusing her.

have heard white people say similar things in English (not that white Australians are capable of speaking other languages) in public about white people with non-white partners

There's maybe 15 drunk blokes clapping it, and if you watch the video there seem to be two or three Indian guys sitting or standing among them, having a drink, not looking too unhappy. This usually falls under the category of shit-stirring, equivalent to asking the Tasmanian team members if they married their cousin. I'm stunned the article author decided to remain anonymous as their hard work digging up Twitter posts surely deserves some recognition.

It's easy for the instigators to claim it was just a joke. It's not a free pass to say whatever they want.

I personally wouldn't be offended by such a saying, wouldn't take it as racism, and it's more of a cheeky tease than an insult

the tease is specifically about their race and nationality. how is that not racist???

You realise it's a contest between nations right? Targeting their nationality is the whole point.

therefore it's ok to say racist things? uh no. you know better than that dude.

You're reading too much into it. Banter with Indians at the cricket is a long way from racial abuse in day to day life. They're not exactly sitting back and meekly taking it either. Yes there is a line there that shouldn't be crossed but you don't need to step in and protect the poor helpless Indians either.

these people don't watch or participate in sport, yet their minds are made up

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not reading too much into it. it's pure racism motivated by the nationality and ethnicity of the victims. why are you so eager to defend this???? how the frick do you think indians who are australian citizens felt to hear that chant? why do you just get to decide the line, when something blantantly racist is ocurring? why wouldnt you simply advocate for zero racism???

just because the response is in kind doesnt make the initial statement not racist. you just keep bringing up all of these other details but NONE of them erase that it's a fundamentally racist behaviour. the victims could say thank you, please keep going, and it would still be racist.

suggesting the victims arent helpless doesnt mean it's ok to do. once again. just dont be fricking racist. it's ok because they're high status??? do you think the racists yelling it give a shit about whether the victim is ok with it or a rich athlete or not?

why, why, why is everyone tripping over themselves to say it's ok to be racist. mind boggling and shameful.

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yes im attuned to racism because it's an enormous issue.

not about race. all about visa. let's call it visaism.

a white crowd yelling that at an all-indian group is racism. we know what theyre saying. why are you deliberately being obtuse?

think about this for one second. why are they mentioning a visa? because of illegal immigration conspiracies. why are they connecting illegal immigration conspiracies to indian people? frickin racism.

dont you know what 99.99% of appeals to citizenship/visa are dogwhistles for? do you not live in the same modern world as all of us? do you not see what hatred of brown-skinned immigrants has done to the usa in the past month?

Pattern recognition is not racist lmao, don't you remember the Australian government specifically not accepting student visa applications from certain Indian states because of the insane amount of fraud? or the diploma mills that are undergoing a crackdown (how do you think all of the predominately Indian uber and menulog drivers ended up here?!).

India is also the place that scams Australians the most out of any other country by a mile. It's also hilarious that you act as if Indians don't do the same to everyone else, and subtly racist that you think because they are brown they cannot be anything other than morally righteous "victims".

they arent yelling at scammers. theyre yelling at professional indian visitors to the country who have nothing to do with scamming. how do you not understand associating them with indian stereotypes is racist? do you simply not understand what racism is? or you think it's ok?

You don't know that, also I don't see you condemning the stereotypes that same Indian crowd was hurling against white australians......... the selective outrage is insane.

do you not undertand that in australia, and the west, indian people do not possess the same social and economical status as white people? hence white people being racist to them in a majority white country is not the same as indians being racist toward whites. yes both are bad but only one is enabled by a system of racist exploitation. do you not understand how this isnt equivalent, and both sides being identical is only possible in a child's simplisic fantasy? do you understand the history of india and what the united kingdom did to that country? all racism makes me outraged of course. trying to make it ok because both sides were racist is not rational or clear-headed.

Indians in Australia are better off than white people on average. Also what on earth does Britain have to do with it? It's surprising to see all this stuff rehashed and regurgitated, I would have thought extreme American-style opinions like yours went away after about 2020.

classic "they/them"

yes im nonbinary therefore i dont know about racism? rational.

even if indians are "better off" than white people on average that doesnt mean the actual system isnt built to generally favour white people and undermine POC and immigrants. britain was the country that colonised australia as well as india. do you not understand the relationship? ive had these opinions for decades my friend. being aware of racism isnt a new thing, it only seems new if you never contemplated racism to begin with. my understanding of the world doesnt just "go away" without evidence. the evidence is that racism is a foundational part of the makeup of australia and appears very often, unfortunately.

!strayans ur all racist

!bharatiya ur all racist too

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Substack post here

https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/antioch-the-first-foodist-mass-shooting

https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/antioch-the-first-foodist-mass-shooting

There were some issues with substack embeds before, just click the link r-slurs

I'm too cozy but have to poop.

No I'm clickbaiting frick off

cc: @HOHOHOTEP (kiII yourself)

re: https://rdrama.net/post/322375/fun-christmas-contest-coming

This year for Fistmas we are doing something new, simple enough for everyone to participate in, and hopefully fun

The UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER CONTEST.

@JoyceCarolOates has very cheerfully created the Marseys wearing unadorned sweaters below for you to make any of them into WHATEVER YOU WANT:

EDIT: PATTERNED VERSIONS FROM @BussyBoy

Design an ugly Christmas sweater for her. Or even a very nice Christmas sweater, I don't care. Post it in this thread and also submit it as an emoji making sure to include "XMASSWEATER" as a tag. Your prize is the badge you see in this thread and 500dc.

Once they're all in I think I'd like to make either some margin art with them or maybe a happy sidebar image or ten or an animation or something idk. You're welcome to do the same.

Anyway like I said, simple.

RULES

• Must be in by 12/24/2024.

• I know I said "everyone can participate" but don't just draw a fricking line or something, at least TRY to make it look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

• That's literally it, merry Fistmas.

!everyone

The Bollywood former MP likely is involved with foreign interference from India!

>400k views

>endless roasties complaining about abusive exes in the comments

>countless incels cope and rope posting

>America will never recover from this forbidden knowledge

Also lul

Someone DMd me on Reddit that one of my posts was being discussed at this site I had never heard of so naturally I had to check it out. Immediately I am bombarded with racism and all kind of fricked up hate. Are the admins asleep? How is this allowed? Even /r/thedonald never had this much hate.

>White Supremacist

Holy mother of reddit, this reply is the personified

>MySpace emos of the 2000s became the "queer community" of 2020s social media

"It's not like he killed anyone" yes he did you chud bigot, posting mean tweets towards tranx folx is genocide and makes you as evil as Hitler and Pol Pot

No, as long as they still have access to their MCU merch and UberEats, ledditors do not get tired, fighting back against online bigots is their reason to live.

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>mfw when I die I will be regarded as a terminally neurodivergent BBC/BWC poster on an obscure subreddit splinter website

!transphobes !chuds !trump2024 !project2025 !music

And is performative edginess actually any less cringe, or just a slightly more offensive manifestation of the same ODD toddler mindset? Can you be outré without being a ten year old who finally worked up the nerve to curse on voicechat?

In the first part:

https://rdrama.net/h/erstory/post/310720/the-mitfords-bonglands-most-dramapilled-family

We learned about Tom the Jap-bashing bussy-blaster, Diana the super-smart-and-witty-but-repeatedly-cucked fascist and Decca the communist proto-redditor. Let's continue our look at the dramafull Mitford family...

Deborah

'Debo' was the baby of the family and the longest-lived. She only died in 2014. She lived long enough to hear Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday- imagine that.

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Debo married into serious money and position and became the Dutchess of Cavendish. She and her husband were Nazi sympathisers, but much more circumspect and low-key about it than Tom, Diana or Unity. Nevertheless, Decca still felt the need to rat them. These facts never really came to light until the couple decided, after decades of keeping their heads down, to suddenly enter politics and campaign for the newly-formed Social Democratic Party* in the 1980s. The official reports on them and their family, including salacious details provided by Decca, were circulated in the press. When the SDP merged with the Liberal Party, the Libs kicked the Cavendishes to the curb. The Liberals have a habit of attracting embarrassing supporters...

_{*Minor note on the SDP: this party was formed by five prominent members of the Labor Party who quit after the party took a hard-left turn in the late 70s. They merged with the Liberals and disappeared. This is ironic because, under Tony Blair, the Labor Party effectively became the SDP. Their leader, David Owen, flapped around helplessly as a European envoy to Bosnia during their horrible war, eventually getting recalled after a vote of no-confidence by the Euro Parliament. He got a peerage and became 'Lord Owen' for doing what everyone does in the politics of Europe- frick all.}

There's not much else to say about Debo except that her very recent death might explain why nobody's ever tried to make a TV show about the Mitfords.

Pamela

Pamela lived in the country and briefly married the physicist Derek Jackson. Jackson married 5 other women and blasted many a bussy although he went to Rugby school and served in the RAF so Tom was not one of them. Jackson was famed for his work in atomic spectroscopy (how atoms absorb and emit radiation- useful for a whole bunch of things in medicine and science), his riding career- including riding a horse in the Grand National and the enviable amount of fricking he got done. His biographer Simon Courtauld describes him as a "rampant bisexual". He shacked up at one point with two half-sisters and was banging both at the same time.

Behold the King:

After her break-up in 1951 Pamela lived with Italian horse-rider Giuditta Tommasi. The nature of their relationship was never disclosed but Decca described her, somewhat chuddily, as a 'You-Know-What-Bian'. Diana's letters reveal she thought their relationship was platonic but was not bothered one way or another. Make of that what you will.

Nancy

Nancy was the nearest thing to the normal one, which is darning considering this is a longpost about a Dramapilled family. She was also, apparently, a decent writer. Like many of her sisters, she had a nickname... 'Woman'. Yes, her sisters called her 'Woman'. Not 'The Woman' just 'Woman'. This was because she was the eldest and the most sensible. Nancy managed to stay on good terms with her whole family- despite a brief falling out with Diana during WW2. She was smart, sensible, good at what she did and got along well with others. What a crushing bore- let's move on to the most dramapilled of them all...

Unity

As a child, Unity Valkyrie Freeman-Mitford was the Jan Brady of the Mitfords. Her sisters were smarter than her, better looking than her and more socially adept than her.

In the words of Diana's biographer Jan Dalley:

"Unity found life in her big family very difficult because she came after these cleverer, prettier, more accomplished sisters."

While another biographer, David Pryce-Jones, added:

"If you come from a ruck of children in a large family, you've got to do something to assert your individuality, and I think through the experience of trying to force her way forward among the sisters and in the family, she decided that she was going to form a personality against everything."

So, in short, she became a Dramatard.

What could she do to stand out?

How could she make herself special?

Who could help to really make everyone notice poor little Unity?

Hitler was to Unity what stickyposts were to Masterlawlz.

"I think the desire to shock was very important, it was the way that she made herself special. When she discovered Nazism and discovered that it was a fantastic opportunity to shock everybody in England she'd discovered the best tease of all."

-Jan Dalley (Diana's Biographer)

Her younger sister, Decca, with whom she shared a bedroom, was (as we saw in the previous episode) a dedicated communist. The two drew a chalk line down the middle to divide the room. Decca's side was decorated with hammer and sickles and pictures of Vladimir Lenin, while Unity's was decorated with swastikas and pictures of Adolf Hitler.

Unfortunately neither had the common sense to realise this was childish larping. Decca had a long life to do so... Unity did not.

In 1934, Unity had enrolled in a German language school close to the Nazi headquarters in Munich. She was determined to stalk Hitler and, as it happened, this was pretty easy to do.

One of the great lies that always gets told is that we, the good guys, are virtuous simple folk while our enemies are decadent and addicted to opulence. Hence Hitler is always presented in stately rooms with high-ceiling, wearing shining jackboots and a crisp uniform while sitting upon cushioned luxury chairs. Some of the Nazis definitely were like that but in the early 30s, when not attending official functions, Hitler generally wore an old tweed jacket with a crumpled fishing hat stuck on his head. He often drank coffee and ate strudel at the same restaurant he had visited years ago before the Great War. He walked around Munich without guards and would speak to any passerby who spoke to him, even if they were critical of him and his party.

Unity was literally able to just sit in the same place Hitler took his breakfast. She didn't approach him, however: like Landlord Messiah hanging around a slutty-and-used-up-but-strangely-likeable pornstar, she just sat there and stared. Eventually- after months of this shit- Hitler asked her over. They spoke for over 30 minutes- Hitler paid her bill.

She wrote to her father; "It was the most wonderful and beautiful [day] of my life. I am so happy that I wouldn't mind a bit, dying. I'd suppose I am the luckiest girl in the world. For me he is the greatest man of all time"

Hitler was taken by this strange Bong girl too and fascinated by her middle name- Valkyrie. Turned out that Unity's grandmother had been a friend of Richard Wagner who was, of course, Hitler's fav. He was very superstitious- a trait later used to justify fantastic theories of how he intended to dispell Christianity and reintroduce worship of the Germanic gods- or worshipping the Warlords of Atlantis... or the Ark of the Convenant but less Jewish. Or maybe some other shit, IDK. Aliens probably. Anyway, he thought Unity was destined to be in his life.

The big question is whether she got a taste of the old meat-and-one-veg.

Well, there was one person who definitely saw it as a possibility...

Eva Braun was intensely jealous of the attention her boyfriend was suddenly paying to this Bong strumpet. She wrote to a friend;

"She is known as the Valkyrie and looks the part, including her legs. I the mistress of the greatest man in Germany and the whole world, I sit here waiting while the sun mocks me through the window panes."[

Hitler would spend days away, apparently with Unity. He often did not come home at night and would claim he had business at the office doing Nazi stuff when Eva would demand to know where he had been.

Eventually Eva did what most foids would do in this situation and tried the old attempted suicide trick. This got Hitler to cut back on his time spent with the Bong. As Wikipedia puts it, Unity "learned from this that desperate measures were often needed to capture the Führer's attention."

Unity knew there was one thing Adolf loved more than blondes and that was ragging on Da Joos. She attended the Hitler Youth festival in Hesselberg with Hitler's friend Julius Streicher, where she gave the kind of speech about God's Chosen People that would get standing ovations in many American universities today. She subsequently repeated these sentiments in an open letter to Streicher's paper, 'Der Stürmer', which read:

"The English have no notion of the Jewish danger. Our worst Jews work only behind the scenes. We think with joy of the day when we will be able to say England for the English! Out with the Jews! Heil Hitler!

P.S. please publish my name in full, I want everyone to know I am a Jew hater."

This caused an outrage in some parts of the Bong media, but Hitler rewarded her with an engraved golden swastika badge, a private box at the 1936 Berlin Olympics, and a ride in a party Mercedes to the Bayreuth Festival. So the first part of "Operation: Sit on the 'Dolf Peepee" had been accomplished.

She was inducted into the inner circle of the Nazi Party, appearing on the balcony with Hitler when he declared the Anschlauss and she was sent on a mission to meet with pro-Nazis in Prague where she was arrested.

A 1936 MI5 report called her "more Nazi than the Nazis."

In 1938, Hitler gave her a choice of four apartments in Munich. Unity visited one apartment to discuss her decoration and design plans while the soon-to-be-dispossessed residents, a Jewish couple, sat in the kitchen crying. She was given special treatment even Hitler's closest confidants did not have. Albert Speer wrote that nobody was allowed to talk about politics to the Furher except Unity.

Although Hitler told Unity many times that an alliance with Bongland was unlikely, she kept pressing for it and even drew up plans with lists of potential allies. Some of the names that were mentioned were Lord Halifax (Churchill's Tory rival to lead the coalition government) and eccentric Scottish soceror and self described "sensual adventurer" Aleister Crowley. Both men expressed horror when they were told of Unity's beliefs that they might be pro-Nazi. Crowley, who the Daily Mail called "the wickedest man in the world" seems very unlikely to have supported Hitler.

In 1939 Unity and Diana were in Germany when Hitler told them both that they should leave as soon as possible because he believed war with Bongland would follow within weeks. Diana left, Unity didn't.

Diana said later: "She told me that if there was a war, which of course we all terribly hoped there might not be, that she would kill herself because she couldn't bear to live and see these two countries tearing each other to pieces, both of which she loved."

After war was declared, the fate of Unity was initially unclear. She had visited the office of the Bavarian governor to ask if she would be detained as a enemy alien. He told her she would not be but was concerned enough about her mrntal state to mention her visit to Hitler who, apparently, did not look up from his papers when Unity was mentioned. There are some stories that Unity tried to see Hitler and even resorted to calling Eva Braun to try and get Adolf's atrention.

Rumors started trickling through to Bongland that Unity had been arrested and shot by the Nazis. This was only half true- she had shot herself.

Fricking ineptly, as it happens. She used a pearl-handled pistol given to her before her mission to Prague by Hitler himself. He visited her several times in hospital despite the huge amount of work he had organising a fricking world war. She remained unaware throughout that he was beside her.

Despite the war, the Germans and British cooperated to have her repatriated. She was initially sent to Bern in Switzerland where her mother and Debo went to collect her. Debo said in an interview many years later:

"We were not prepared for what we found – the person lying in bed was desperately ill. She had lost 2 stone [almost 29lbs], was all huge eyes and matted hair, untouched since the bullet went through her skull. The bullet was still in her head, inoperable the doctor said. She could not walk, talked with difficulty and was a changed personality, like one who had had a stroke. Not only was her appearance shocking, she was a stranger, someone we did not know. We brought her back to England in an ambulance coach attached to a train. Every jolt was agony to her."

She arrived in Bongland in January 1940:

Showing she still had a bit of the old dramatard in her she declared she "was glad to be back in England even though I'm not on your side."

Her mental age was likened to that of a 10-year-old, or a "sophisticated child" as James Lees-Milne (cousin of Winnie the Pooh creator and a bussy-buddy of Unity's brother Tom) called her. She had a tendency to talk incessantly, had trouble concentrating her mind, and showed an unusually large appetite with sloppy table manners. Lees-Milne observed her to be "rather plain and fat, and says she weighs 13+1⁄2 stone [189lbs- fricking Bongs and their weird weights]". She did however, retain at least some of her devotion to the Nazi party; her family friend Billa Harrod recalled Unity stating that she wished to have children and name the eldest Adolf.

In 1941 she was caught banging an RAF pilot and MI5 reported that she had been seen trying to solicit other airmen around an RAF base. The men said she would ask them "intelligent questions" about their planes and missions. The pilot she was banging was reassigned to the supersonic propellor tests in the north of Scotland (fly your Spitfire up really high and dive towards the ground- see if you can break the sound barrier). He died, believe it or not.

Unity Valkyrie Mitford died of meningitis after the area around the bullet in her head began to swell. It was impossible at that time to remove the bullet.

She, was buried at Saint Mary's Church in Swinbrook Oxfordshire. Her sisters Nancy and Diana would join her later.

I hope you enjoyed this overview of the Mitfords:

Tom, Diana, Decca, Debo, Pamela, Nancy and Unity.

And let's not forget the amazing suppporting cast which included Oswald Mosely, King Edward and Queen Wallis, numerous bussy-blasting pals of Tom, Derek 'Action' Jackson, Tay Zonday, The British SDP/Liberal Alliance Party and, of course, Adolf Hitler himself.

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