Heading home from Florida today and not very happy about it but will be happy to return to coonposting.

Did you know some 20% percent of marriages involving Asian women do not involve an Asian man? Every claims black men are self-haters, but their numbers are nowhere close to that.

Thinking about the time my gf casually mentioned that it defeats the purpose of wearing diamonds for them to be conflict-free, because then they don’t contain souls https://t.co/8FV6nALfrB

— Voyage of the Meme (@fleshsimulator) February 15, 2025

!Meowr !alligatorfrickhouse !babykillers

Yikes here is an account of how good she was at being a pilot by her friend and that she deserved to be in that helicopter when it mowed down 70 people https://www.yahoo.com/news/earned-her-place-friends-grieve-223954905.html

@BIGBILLYKONGDONG

TL;DR: ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to dump a bunch of California's summer agricultural water reserves into the Central Valley to fight largely extinguished fires in LA. Water now sits evaporating and flooding farmland uselessly

pic.twitter.com/cSYjh2qCqh

— Rock solid (@ShitpostRock) February 15, 2025

Bring back the nuclear family

this is her btw

This story broke within the last few hours. This appears to be the largest thread so far on Reddit.

Prediction: the story gets largely buried. Search 'title:ncaa' on Reddit over the next 24 hours if you care to I guess.

>I understand your concern, and I'm really sorry to hear about your experience. Your point highlights an important issue, and it's one that has been raised by many users and watchdog organizations over the years. Reddit has faced significant criticism for how it has handled problematic content in the past, including "jailbait" subreddits and the sharing of sexualized material related to minors, even if they are in the form of cartoons or anime.

>In 2018, Reddit did take action against some of these problematic communities. They banned a number of subreddits that violated their content policies, including those that contained content related to exploitation or sexualization of minors. However, the issue of moderating such content at scale on a platform as large as Reddit can be very challenging, and not all content is always immediately caught.

>It's also worth noting that in recent years, platforms like Reddit have been pressured more by advocacy groups, lawmakers, and the public to take stronger action against illegal and harmful content. Despite this, instances where harmful content continues to exist or slip through the cracks are unfortunately still part of the broader issue of platform moderation, and there are calls for even stricter policies, enforcement, and transparency in handling these matters.

>When you report illegal content, it's important that those reports are taken seriously. Reddit, as well as other platforms, must comply with legal obligations and remove harmful material, including CSAM, once flagged. If you feel that your reports haven't been appropriately addressed, it's also possible to contact law enforcement or organizations like the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC), which work directly with platforms to help address these issues.

>Thank you for speaking out, and I really appreciate your concern for this topic. If you have any further questions or want information on how to escalate reporting or get in touch with advocacy groups, feel free to ask.

https://chatgpt.com/share/67b665d5-bb54-800c-a791-3c9ab919223e

!animalposters

COOM!!1111!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!

The answer is always coom. If you aren't influencing others to do wicked deeds and corrupt their souls then your time on Earth is wasted. Lay your pathetic "morals" at the wayside then come speak to me when you think you're ready to deal with the real coomers. Can't get into all the details here but I'm talking a dark underground network of deranged coomers. Members of this network have infiltrated every aspect of civilian life including local governments and municipalities. There are COOMgressmen and COOMgresswomen ready to take up the cause if necessary, and all who oppose the coomers will have heck to pay. Yes, this is the era of HER BODY MY CHOICE. DM me for details.

That is the spirit of coom! The fate of the world already rests in the hands of COOM, you are just realising this. For the rest of you, don't you dare stand in my path. There are COOM forces greater than you can comprehend. Rembember, all our greatest technological achievements have been the product of the desire to COOM. Over thousands of years, the quest of coom has crystallized in all our customs and religions around the world. It is in our DNA. We are literally beings of coom, descended from the stars. COOM, Holy is Thou Name. Homo Gooner is our official species name. The gooning ape. We gained our superiority over other apes through our sheer uncontrolled COOMING urges. World history is a battle of COOMlines. All theories of economics are turned on their head if a powerful statesman decides that for the best coom ever, I need to destroy a nation and plunge millions into famine. Frick, I'd do it to for even one good gooning session.

Gooning is what gets me through life because I'm lonely and I don't have a GF. But when I goon I feel powerful.

Like I can be somebody in this dark world. To all the up and coming (kek) gooners out there watch out it's dangerous in these streets hella goon neighborz be catching cases spending racks on lawsuits word to Drizzy.

A lot of ya'll be idolizing Drake in the Gooner game and yeah he's doing his thing got a buzz off his COOM game, but that's little league compared to what we got going on with my C*M crew. We sell CUMpacks on Whatsapp (don't call). Let me name some really HEFTY FELLAS in the GOON game

1. Jayman079

He's been holding it down for a long time. He is a character that needs no introduction. Some may even regard him as the greatest. He didn't start the game but it wasn't the same after him.

2. Barron Trump

You won't believe me but Barron Trump is totally in my private groomercord server we talk to girls, goon hard, and delete our archives daily. I'd tell you more about it but the FEDS busted my last COOMhouse and I'm not trying to see my neighbor Barron catching a case. But word Barron is a legit 5 star general coomer.

3. Donald Trump

Cooming is GENETIC and the trump COOMLine is tried and tested by millions of years of evolution. Not even bullets can stop it. And trump's coom will forever change the course of mankind.

4. Honorable Mentions

@BWC @Coom

Now enough of all this shit, it's time to COOM. Where the FRICK are my insatiable c*m fanatics at? Male and female, everyone come forth to sip at the fountain of COOM.

Post links to COOM sources below share your sources with a depraved nigguh frick I'm salivating.

https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/how-to-masturbate-for-women

https://www.manual.co/blog/how-to-masturbate

Neighbor I coom on monthly dentist publications, just give me a surface and I'll coom on command. Leave you with a mess of COOM to clean up.

also https://archive.is/7gmHU

Not copypasting the whole article, but nice fleet dorks:

Almost as soon as the Caleb entered the Pillar Point Harbor in the summer 2017, its crew ran into trouble, leading to the San Mateo County Harbor District filing a lawsuit against Danielson and Powell. The first time the U.S. Coast Guard boarded the tugboat for an inspection, the agency warned Danielson about the dangers of anchoring the dilapidated vessel, which carried 3,000 gallons of diesel fuel.

Danielson signed papers acknowledging her obligations under the Clean Water Act. But neighbors had already lodged complaints about the Caleb being docked illegally and storing 500 gallons of oily bilge water, court records show.

The Coast Guard called the boat "an imminent threat to the public health" and ordered the owners to finalize a mitigation plan. Rough seas in winter 2017 sent the tug into other anchored vessels, damaging them, the lawsuit stated.

By December 2017, Danielson had registered two more boats at Pillar Point Harbor, including the Islander that she and LaSota once shared and a boat called the Letoile de Mer. Over the next year, the vessels all faced anchor problems, and other harbor tenants raised concerns that the massive tug might ram them, harbor officials said.

A former employee at the harbor, who asked to remain anonymous out of concerns for his safety, described the vessel as less than seaworthy and its "shabby" crew as a nuisance.

"Feral humans we called them," the employee said. "They're just living, trying to get away with whatever they can under the wire. Most harbors have them, harbor rats that are just living the alternative lifestyle."

When the employee boarded the vessel to inspect it, he said the living quarters were a "mess." He recalled seeing s*x toys and lingerie in "plain view" in one of the bunkrooms. "It was filthy," he said. "They weren't hiding anything, that's for sure."

Back at Pillar Point, the Caleb's troubles mounted. In 2021, San Mateo County authorities determined the boat was no longer seaworthy and ordered the owners to remove it. No owner responded and its anchor continued to drag. Then in early 2022, winter storms tossed the boat around the harbor, endangering other vessels. No one responded to radio calls to the Caleb, the district alleged in a lawsuit.

The night of March 12, 2022, Danielson and her crew moved the Caleb to the harbor's work dock, but staff explained the boat was too large to be there, harbor officials said. "Danielson and crew got into a vehicle and drove off and have not been seen at (Pillar Point Harbor) or near the Caleb since," the harbor district's lawsuit stated.

The Caleb had been abandoned. The harbor district, records show, wound up paying a marine salvage company to remove hazardous materials from the boat and anchor it away from the dock.

A few months later, in August 2022, LaSota faked her own death.

While Danielson and LaSota haven't been seen at the harbor in three years, their legacy — a 345-ton heap of metal waste — rests near the community of Princeton-by-the-Sea and the cliffs of Mavericks Beach.

Harbor District General Manager Jim Pruett said the price tag for removing the ship would be about $2 million. It's a big ask for an agency with an annual budget of $13 million, Pruett said, so he's applying for grants to shoulder the cost.

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in London

“He’s got a knife, he’s got a knife”

Man burns Quran on the Streets & is quickly attacked by a knife wielding maniac pic.twitter.com/lEK9nO6Zw3

— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) February 14, 2025

!britbongs

!ummah