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Overweight Ginger Podcast Host Begs Me TWICE to Go On His 1.8k Subscriber Show.

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facebook marketplace gooning is fun

If you go on facebook marketplace you can find hot sluts posting pictures of themselves in slutty clothing to try and sell it I guess. It's really fun an exciting and better than porn I think cuz it feels more real

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737202695s4IvmhS06EiCOQ.webp

:#marseymommymilkers:

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p-p-kittyyyy

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tuco from breaking bad voice tight tight tight!

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a bit saggy but GIMMIE MILKIES

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737203190VKP2S802Jp34GQ.webp

WHAT IS THIS CHICK EVEN DOING POSTING THIS DARN

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BIPOC Proud Boy leader pardoned by Drumpf :marseytrumpgarrison: over Jan 6 :marseyqoomer: involvement arrested at Capitol Hill

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1iv1mv7/former_proud_boys_leader_enrique_tarrio_arrested/

https://media.tenor.com/nj4ijBkiICIAAAAx/that-boy-crazy-fluffyeonbin.webp

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Boy and I.

!coons

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[🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘] Are women with this body type attractive

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

The name is Dalton (36)

Waaaait what does this mean. Is one of those girls named Dalton? Please explain. (8)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Never we men want soft something to grab not muscle to grab (-2)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Most guys that's gonna be a pass. It's a pass for me. (4)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Mark my words, LBP is going to come out about how destructive her obsession with her fitness/health has been. Mostly basing this on her admission to having unhealthy self image before and doing very unhealthy things to maintain a low body weight in her past.Any time health and fitness is a vanity thing, it opens a lot of room for unhealthy, and even dangerous, habits to maintain that vanity and even further it.Im and advocate for healthy body compositions, and a fat % that low is not healthy. Just like a fat % too high is also not healthy. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

I think they are terrible... absolutely terrible. If only i knew of which sfw subreddits had women of this terrible TERRIBLE appearance so i could avoid them forever...(And now we play the waiting game...) (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Now every guy who doesn't really find this attractive is insecure but every insecure guy will find this unattractive in a intimidated way. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Aggravating_Major941

Score: 🐮🐮🔘🔘🔘

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NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

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!macacos !nonchuds

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Musty video:

Exposed as a Non-FBA

Reporting to ICE and Local Police :marseyfrozen: :marseycop:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737659094MRFjU4zM2aKhjw.webp

Sick Non-FBAs are truly a detriment to our great nation. :marseykente:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737659094Ttx1vvzn2PqU2w.webp

Should have twerked better and not worn them foreign shoes, sis :marseytwerking:

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Jeff raises a GOOD POINT :marseyhmm:

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She's part of a Demoncrat Psy-Op to import Tethers to make true and honest FBAs look bad! :marseynoooticer:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737659095y26KLVzI43cD1w.webp

The only person trying to put a wrench in this FBA-Trump alliance is some dusty butt groyper account that's getting ignored :talk2hand#:

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/r/bellingham, the subreddit of a very liberal college town, has decided their mods are LITERAL NAZIS

					
					

Just look around there's a bunch of threads

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Trench crusade grab bag

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/1h5c1lv/why_is_everything_woke/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1hhduh9/what_hot_takes_about_trench_crusade_do_you_have/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1czskbd/the_game_is_barely_out_wtf_do_these_people_dont/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1cu7fwy/trench_crusade_the_new_front_of_the_culture_war/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1d180jg/an_extensive_review_of_the_problems_of/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1h57gyi/trench_crusade_comment_sections_reviving_a_3000/

https://old.reddit.com/r/HorusGalaxy/comments/1i0zpie/is_trench_crusade_good/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1gizdcv/more_trench_crusade_to_distract_from_the_drama/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1gfg65m/another_huge_l_for_the_trench_crusade_haters/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1gqqb01/embrace_the_derp_brothers/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1ct7lwi/were_we_misled_it_never_ends_trench_crusade/

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  • Vegeta : sweater
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  • sob : Free @HailVictory1776 as a Christmas gift please :sob:
  • haggis : Honeymoon pics plz
  • 0BS : I feel like a bad person now, thanks
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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Literally just some pictures from Aevann's wedding including his new wife's wardrobe malfunction

No I'm clickbaiting frick off

cc: @HOHOHOTEP (kiII yourself)

re: https://rdrama.net/post/322375/fun-christmas-contest-coming

This year for Fistmas we are doing something new, simple enough for everyone to participate in, and hopefully fun :star:

The UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER CONTEST.

@JoyceCarolOates has very cheerfully created the Marseys wearing unadorned sweaters below for you to make any of them into WHATEVER YOU WANT:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829307123845.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829316386595.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829324802024.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829332906442.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829341873376.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733282935223531.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733282936062866.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829369858458.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332829379880326.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733282938867026.webp

EDIT: PATTERNED VERSIONS FROM @BussyBoy

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Design an ugly Christmas sweater for her. Or even a very nice Christmas sweater, I don't care. Post it in this thread and also submit it as an emoji making sure to include "XMASSWEATER" as a tag. Your prize is the badge you see in this thread and 500dc.

Once they're all in I think I'd like to make either some margin art with them or maybe a happy sidebar image or ten or an animation or something idk. You're welcome to do the same.

Anyway like I said, simple.

RULES

  • Must be in by 12/24/2024.

  • I know I said "everyone can participate" but don't just draw a fricking line or something, at least TRY to make it look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

  • That's literally it, merry Fistmas.

!everyone

Community Note by @X

There are no lewd pics :marseycoomer3:

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:#soysnootypefasttalking: :soysnooseethetalking:

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>White Supremacist

:#bruh:

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:#marseythonk:

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Holy mother of reddit, this reply is the :#smugjak: personified

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>MySpace emos of the 2000s became the "queer community" of 2020s social media

:#marseypikachu2:

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"It's not like he killed anyone" yes he did you chud bigot, posting mean tweets towards tranx folx is genocide and makes you as evil as Hitler and Pol Pot :marseyshapiro:

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No, as long as they still have access to their MCU merch and UberEats, ledditors do not get tired, fighting back against online bigots is their reason to live.

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:#marseytruthnuke: :#soyjaktantrum:

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:siren: LAST COMMENT HAS BREACHED CHUD CONTAINMENT :#chudtantrumfast: :#siren:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17330809408874347.webp

:#soysnoo6:

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>mfw when I die I will be regarded as a terminally neurodivergent BBC/BWC poster on an obscure subreddit splinter website

:#gigachad2:

!transphobes !chuds !trump2024 !project2025 !music

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Neolibs :marseysoylentgrin: cope :marseycopeseethedilate: when article :marseylongpost: suggesting that blue states :sanfranciscorentfree: should probably fix :marseythebuilder: their problems :marseystinky: if they want to win :sadwalz:

					
					

!neolibs, what about Alabama!?!?!

:#soysnooseethetalking:

Article if anyone is interested.

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recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160e1iTHlnGwDsgfQ.webp

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love :marseyclapping: :sciencejak:

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160JwMvx2ivqD9F5Q.webp

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e. :rape:

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160E7jzxgq9lLSNyg.webp

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die fröhliche Wissenschaft

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160GLTAed-XSsRinA.webp

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160NHh85gDYwe0aMA.webp

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

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:marseyleafpearlclutch: Canadians are super pissed... : PrepperIntel :marseyrake:

					
					

OP

Canadian here. Not sure if this is PreperIntel worthy but just reporting something I've honestly never seen in my life. Canadians woke up today feeling super patriotic. And super pissed. Not that we aren't usually patriotic but we aren't a bunch of flag wavers. It's more a quiet patriotism we keep to ourselves. And we are generally a polite and reserved bunch in general.

Not today. Holy... the mood in Canada is ... PISSED.

Most of the anger is aimed at your current head of state but also at your country as a whole. Not so much individual Americans. You will be perfectly safe traveling through Canada or visiting. But there is outright anger directed at any product with a "Made in the USA" flag. Every store in Canada is going around with maple leaf stickers marking the "Made in Canada" products. Consumer boycotts are springing up organically across the country. The talk is really sort of ... ugly.

I get the sense there has been significant damage done to the US Brand in Canada. And I don't think it's confined to Canada. I have friends in the UK who say the same. They are also just frankly pissed beyond all reason. I expect it's the same across Europe.

Hopefully it dies down. It's absolutely non-productive and unCanadian. America and Canada have been ride or die BFF's for a century or more. I live in Arizona 1/2 time and I love LOVE it here. I have yet to personally meet an American I didn't genuinely like. You are good people. You do not deserve any of this.

Unless of course you voted for this. In which case... hope you get everything you voted for and then some.


:#taylaugh:

also RIP to /r/prepperintel, it has turned into just another 'Drumf le bad' subreddit :marseylibations:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738762622BmQ95YQIteoF-A.webp

:marseysurej#an:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738762622l2mZCXhrEDM8tg.webp

https://media.tenor.com/x4X8Yi-w-e4AAAAx/serious-this.webp

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:#marseycheerup:

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Dramatard :marseyshitforbrains: makes a song :marseysing:

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!nonchuds

@QuadNarca

@Grue

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New domestic robot ad just dropped :awwsweet: :marseysnappy:

					
					

!engineering !ifrickinglovescience will you guys consider buying a domestic robot?

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guys idk if he's still joking :marseysweating:
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Pitbull haters should be euthenized

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/pitbulls/comments/1iqozi2/someone_called_her_vicious/

Schizophrenics should be medicated

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1iqqyuv/since_when_did_animals_have_more_rights_than/

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Welp 🙋🏻‍♂️
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BROCK!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739192531Gx-V8hiJnqYfzQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17391925339ydd_QdPopEXlw.webp

Stressed so I've been taking photos like crazy :marseyschizotwitch:

!animalposters !cats

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Marsey Meets a Raccoon (REAL, NOT AI!)

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