Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process… pic.twitter.com/dXCTgpAWLs

— Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE) February 11, 2025

I am sorry I let you all down.

Rouge nukes and bird flu on my bingo for Musk/Trump incoming frickups.

I really hope Burgers will get cut off Medicaid and Medicare.

Nvm

Kamala seems like a very nice human I just wanna say sorry to her kids

— ye (@kanyewest) February 2, 2025

!tmz

!r-slurs

That HOA you've always yearned to oust in a violent coup?

1. No one is coming to check on your hedges. Let them grow.

2. Lawn ornaments? Back in vogue.

3. Poisoning your neighbors' overgrown plants is simply castle theory applied.

4. Plaster stickers with QR links to this hellscape everywhere so they too must suffer.

Also expel the Jews from the river to the sea.

Non-electrification is the final luxury. https://t.co/MQRkyNq6K1

— Adam Van Buskirk (@AHVanBuskirk) February 20, 2025

i'm at my big firm corporate girlboss job and one of my coworkers said something about grad school - i missed a deadline last month, guess that's a sore spot for me - and i just started crying. tried to hold it in but all i managed were tears silently sliding down my face. had to slip out after a minute when it didn't stop.

literally been slinking around the office and hiding in the bathroom for an hour trying to stop crying. once, i thought i was in the clear, but when i put my hand on the doorknob to the meeting room it started up again.

i'm so annoyed because i'm a totally competent person otherwise. i'm not even really ""emotional"", like i stay pretty girlboss professional eloquent deadpan all the time - which makes it even worse when i turn into a blubbery red-eyed swollen-faced mess.

all my life i've been someone who cries at the drop of a hat - in elementary school, during ballet class, at parties, etc etc. one of my exes would get so mad at me when i cried and accuse me of doing it to derail whatever stupid fight we were having and make him feel bad. i kept swearing i wasn't doing it on purpose and i tried my best not to cry but he never believed me. i do try!! i hate crying. it's embarrassing and it's a waste of my time. i'm missing an important meeting right now :( i have to go collect my laptop that's been sitting there abandoned. what do i even say? nothing? say my tummy was upset?

Good lord this woman is a MESS. Someone casually mentioned grad school and it caused her to cry for the rest of the fricking day.

Frankie Muniz, Hollywood actor who starred in ‘Malcolm In The Middle’, is now a professional Stock Car Racing driver

He finished in 10th place at Daytona. Incredible pic.twitter.com/NNtEZBIAsE

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) February 16, 2025

I forgot I pinned my kernel to 5.19 because it was the last one fully supported (including rocm) by the amd-pro drivers for my GPU

Thankfully amd is so terrible with software that the vulkan backend in llama.cpp is actually faster! So I just installed the open source drivers and updated

My point is buy Nvidia

!pirates I wasted 80 dollars of my time to avoid buying a 60 dollar game (where steam would've told me what was wrong)

!peakpoors I've wasted 50+ hours of my life to save 200 dollars. This is why I'm one of you.

I didn't looked at brand and thought the jacket looked cool. The package came destroyed because package that cost more than 500 euro are marked so local Muhamed had to make sure to check if it's not iPhone so the package was open and plastic damaged with fingers.

The jacket is like 10kg, very heavy, looks cool but what genius decided to sell Canadian winter jacket in west Europe, that jacket is super warm. Even for Scandinavian capital cities

Calling you out @Serenity you have MISUSEd your powers.

Accident or all part of zuck's plan for free speech?

Lazy xost so if you wanna find some discussion just search "instagram reels today" on X (formerly Twitter).

Context

https://rdrama.net/post/325041/ewhore-has-a-marseywomanmoment2-and-decides

This greasy whore fricked 101 gross moids in a single day while her cuck bf cleaned up all the c*m. Now she's preggers!

This is a victory for feminism everywhere.

!chuds !BIPOCs would you?

Dude bankrupted his entire town. He even drained his daughter's college fund.

!moidmoment

I took the payout in the hours before it closed and got my x amount of money and referral letter, but honestly I feel kind of horrible. Seeing how many people were left in the cold without even severance really breaks my heart.

Blah blah put this into chat gpt and then post to /r/fednews