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Holy shit 
what a bum
I have one of his books. It's supposed to be aight.
lunar housing crisis victim 
O'Grimacey has returned from retirement and has brought shamrock shakes to Mcdonald's - 17
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The shamrock shake is back at Mcdonald's before it's even valentine's day along with Grimace's Uncle O'Grimacey who hasn't been seen since the '80s. He seems like a chill guy (see image below) and I'm happy Grimace has been united with his beloved uncle. 
I got one today and it was sweeter than I remember but maybe they just put too much mysterious green syrup in mine. 7.5/10 but I wonder how it'll taste after I put it in the freezer.
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Cocaine "is no worse than whiskey" and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America, said Colombian President Gustavo Petro, whose nation is the world's biggest cocaine producer and exporter. https://t.co/eeOHBPcXP0
— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 6, 2025
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Age of WOKEpires 3 turbo cuked by Micro(peepeejoke)Soft - All future DLC cancelled - Including Polack/Dane DLC which was highly requested 
- Sales figures low - worst selling of every new AOE renaissance games - Salt 
rubbed into the wounds and eyeBALLS of losercucks as new DLC for all the other AOE games (AOE2, AOE4, AOM) announced 
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I made a Longpost about Age of Empires 3 long ago about how the then upcoming AOE3 Definitive Edition was controversial because of perceived wokeness, like reworking Native Yank factions, because the original 2005 game was antiquated and racist by depicting Indians @Sphereserf3232 dancing around fires, and seen as offensively stereotypical.
These changes were controversial because it was seen as part of the wider wokefication of remakes, like Dead Space 1 remake, alongside the general perception of chuds that SanFran types had completely infiltrated gaming studios in American modern AAA gaming development.
AOE3 devs even went so far as to actually bring in Native yank advisors to tell them how to depict the 3 big factions, and what was no-no, so that when AOE3 released to an even more buggy state than any of the modern Definitive Edition Remakes by MicroSoftest, the perception was wide that focusing on culture-war type shit was what the majority of the budget and efforts had been focused upon, much to the jubilation of chuds
https://rdrama.net/post/195059/drama-2-years-ago-about-the
In all fairness, the AOE3 definitive edition did bring about many technical and gameplay improvements, conveniences and quality-of-life mechanics. But all of this was overshadowed by the poor release state, in which the fabled reworked indian civs had been very badly balanced, since the Indian civs in the eye of the drama-maelstrom had gotten the short end of the stick, gameplay-wise because the firedancing mechanic had allowed Indians ingame to turbo cuck European civs, by summoning super-powered high tier units - the absence of the fire-dancing mechanics made the Indian civs bottom tier upon release.
This was in conjunction with the promotional Youtube material for AOE3 DE was like 70% focused on cultural self-flagellation and 30% focus on gameplay, compared to the promotional advertisements for AOE1:DE, AOE2:DE & AOE4:DE. It didn't help that compared to the other 3 games, AOE3:DE was during the colonial era, and thus for minorities to be salty about it, and wokes to soy about it.
So battle lines between Soys-VS-wokes had already been drawn, but since it was released in 2020, it had released JUST before the great GaymerGate Zeitgheist from 2021-2024, where large amounts of AAA slop, often riddled with extreme progressive views would release and tank within months. But as the last 5 years passed, with games like Saints Row 2022 and DA Veilguard appearing to have failed financially, a lot of wingcuckery have taken positions for both chuds & soys
Soys want AOE3:DE to be a success because it is perceived that chuds hate it, and the inverse applies to chuds. Thus even in threads on /r/AOE3 where no cultural war is explicitly mentioned, there has always been an element of powder keg between the 2 autismo factiosn.
This week /r/AOE3 has learned that Microsoft has in all but name, shitcanned AOE3 support, and even cancelled much expected DLCs, which included much anticipated factions, like Polacks
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9ogo5u/?context=8
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9p5ww0/?context=8
Users are understandably upset.
Most peeps are not upset Microcucks will not continue to support AOE3:DE with updates forward, but would have been able to make peace if they had just released the DLCs, and then finished support :marseybea
nannoyed: 
which is understandable.
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9onr9y/?context=8
Even in fiction Polacks are eternal cucks 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9oi3f4/?context=8
Some peeps are taking it personally
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9ok721/?context=8
There's also inter-community infighting between all the other different games, like AOE1, AOE2, AOE3 &AOE4, because there is often the belief that the Real-Time-Strategy genre is already so small, that the userbase is fractured between them, and thus shitflinging occurs in a blame game between communities, like AOE3 blaming Age of Mythology Definitive Edition (AOM:DE) for "stealing their userbase" and thus making AOE3 (which is certain g*mers' favorite of the bunch) less financially viable and likely to be serviced by MicroSoft longer term
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ifj4hb/this_is_just_sad/magoklw/?context=8
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ifj4hb/this_is_just_sad/maglzq3/?context=8
Here's a "whale" (whatever the frick that means) of AOE3:DE posting his 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1if12vi/i_just_need_to_vent/
But by far the most cryposting in AOE3:DE is because in the same week as AOE3 got this super duper bad news, literally all of the other fricking AOE games (AOE2, AOE4 & Age of Mythology) are all getting new content, updates, DLC and support
Which as you can imagine makes our poor souls in /r/aoe3 really livid 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihu0un/im_sure_there_was_no_budget/
Even the shit mobile game is getting updates and support
"THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO THE AOE3 COMMUNITY" 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/
Some users tell OP to grow the frick up
Some strags tell everyone to sign a petition, this will FORCE Bill Gates to revitalize AOE3 support!! 
But most r-slurred of all is that AOE3 has a weird rivalry victim mentality, where they have this perception that the other AOE communities/subs are laughing at the expense of their misfortune? 
which is not the case at all, especially since there is often sympathy for them, even from the much more "successful" communities like AOE2, and especially since the chances of gaymers playing/buying one of the AOE games (AOE1,AOE2,AOE3,AOE4,AOM) are extremely likely to buy some or all of the others, even if those specific gaymers have a favorite between the current 5 main Microsoft titles.
Lol this troll didn't even use the word sheep 
User gives these crybabies some wedgies
- nopassword : turkic hands wrote this post
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- ElverGalarga : You mean Confused Greek hands
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- alphabet_machinery : Netflix shilling
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Netflix made a new documentary about Alexander The Great. Within the first 8 minutes, they turned him gay. pic.twitter.com/y56b4eDkjb
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 5, 2024
It’s still unproven speculation and should definitely not be shoved into the first 8 minutes
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 6, 2024
Noo it's not proven that Alexander was bussy blasting hot twinks nooo 
Hmm..... next thing they will say, he conquered nothing 🙄
— Jeff G. (@jlgusa) February 5, 2024
You can only conquer shit when you're a super straight alpha male like me
they're playing the long game pic.twitter.com/riSWBZEbSb
— Bruce Wayne (Batman) (@IBetmang) February 5, 2024
It was a very long game, the gayreeks have won, gen Z is gay 
First step pic.twitter.com/FCN8sqz8Cf
— HENRY 🇳🇬🇷🇺 (@hadean_holocene) February 16, 2024
Chuds (black) are suddenly upset when a euro country embraces it's traditions 
2,347 years after his death and they want him to be a "Gay Hero" lol
— AF America (@MagaTalkDaily) February 5, 2024
No one can escape the liberal gayinization 
https://x.com/Twitermytweet/status/1754623627377447164
I don't think a guy who conquered whole countries cared too much to keep his enemies' kids alive 
Who had Alexander the great is gay on Their bingo card?
— Michelle LA🇨🇦 (@MichelleLA1981) February 6, 2024
Everyone with half a brain cell you r-slur 
Thank you!!! Couldnt watch after that.
— Crypto Peepee (@tal_farlow) February 6, 2024
Nobody argues that there was no sodomy but why do they have to film romantic sunlit moments of hair stroking and talking about feelings?
Because gayreeks were sappy kid of strags 
Yeah, I'm glad they didn't race swap this one. 🤣🤣🤣
— BrandNewDay (@MakeThoseAngry) February 7, 2024
I know, they could have made him monkeydonian 
Turned it off at that moment. It's basically unfounded speculation by leftist academics that he was homosexual or even bisexual. They might as well have cast a black or Asian actor in the role as that would've had as much historical basis.
— Vin Tanner (@VinTanner417682) February 10, 2024
Alexander was the only greek in Greece who didn't frick other men, that's why he was the Great 
Make it gay and lame!
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) February 5, 2024
Who else will Netflix turn gay next? Achilles? Is no one safe? 
!jannies chud post 
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The ultra premium all inclusive version with 7 days "early access" (paying extra to play a single player game early LMAO) is $130 and people who were grifted into buying it are not happy.
The largest map size in the game at launch is "normal."
Continent generation is broken beyond belief.
The UI was designed for console babbies and a complete mess on PC.
For a 4x strategy game there is very little info in game on how things work.
Maximum 5 human players for multiplayer.
All fixable problems tbh and I'm sure when I buy it in two years for 75% off it will be a very good game. People who spent $130 to beta test are getting exactly what they deserve.
What's funniest to me is there are very few complaints about the game itself. By all accounts it's a very fun civ game and a worthy successor to civ vi.
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nobody who loves these kids has made them sound cooler than wired has made them sound while trying to destroy them pic.twitter.com/6IAFBog6lu
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) February 6, 2025
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Silicon Valley built the modern world.
— John Shedletsky (@Shedletsky) February 3, 2025
Why shouldn't we run it?
ooh I'm gonna remember that one
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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2025
Jared Kushner is reportedly behind Trump’s proposal to occupy and develop Gaza.
— AF Post (@AFpost) February 6, 2025
Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/C7KR3IBJsT
— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) February 6, 2025
Yesterday, Netanyahu gave Trump a gold plated pager and a regular pager as a “gift.”
— Nicholas J. Fuentes (@NickJFuentes) February 5, 2025
Is that supposed to be a death threat? pic.twitter.com/Ddht34EMdZ
Explain it to me like a Redditor plz:
— Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan) February 6, 2025
Edit lol Trump flanked Lady G:
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham floats more reasonable Gaza proposal than Trump.
— AF Post (@AFpost) February 6, 2025
“I would suggest we go back to what we’ve been trying to do: Destroy Hamas and find a way for the Arab world to take over Gaza and the West Bank in a fashion that would lead to a Palestinian state… pic.twitter.com/Fh4mFN793B
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Adviser to the head of Zelensky's office Mykhailo Podolyak admitted that Kiev would like to provoke a direct military conflict between the US and Russia.
— Victor vickop55 commentary (@vick55top) February 7, 2025
In his opinion, Kiev would be "much better off" in such a case. pic.twitter.com/Dj7VIDwnEO
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SO EVERY TIME THE FAKECELS OF !INCELS REJECT MY APPLICATION I CAN INVITE THEM TO !FAKELARPERCUTE TWINKCELS
- whyareyou : make better content cute twink
- AnnoyinTheKongim : Holy shit this code is disgusting.
- TC : Chudmisia
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For context, if you use the progressive stack award, your posts are (temporarily) treated as if they have 2x their actual upkongs. This was thought of as so powerful by the jannies that it costs 1500 coins for just 6 hours. Now, if you make a post that gets 140 upkongs, and at the same time someone makes an 
effortpost that gets 30 upkongs, or chud ragebait that gets 50 upkongs, your post will actually be below them on the front page. In fact, since upkongs are basically normally distributed (getting 30 upkongs is pretty average, getting 90 makes yours one of the top posts of the day, getting 150 would make it the top post of the day), any sort of multiplier would change the content of the front page immensely, let alone a multiplier so large it treats mediocre effortposts and slightly above average chud ragebait as superior to the actual top post as chosen by users.
The fact that /h/chudrama is blocked by default is irrelevant, because most active users have it unblocked, so even if you block /h/chudrama every post you make is still effectively being deranked. And besides, there are plenty of people who want to read /h/chudrama and not have it be literally the only thing they see on the front page
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more like crooked nose jew politician lizard people...
#truth
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Stay tuned for the sleep deprived review and in depth analysis
Sneak peek: it's like 5 minutes in and I hate it so far
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Druski releases the official trailer for “Coulda Been Love”
— Complex (@Complex) February 5, 2025
A show that'll have multiple women in a house competing to be his new girlfriend 💀pic.twitter.com/CfCsslRd0n
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Surprising no one, turns out that Elon Musk wants to shutter USAID because they were Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine 
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!nonchuds !burgers imagine if we lose our superpower and soft power status due to fElon's r-sluration lmao
https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1iic6hd/usaid_was_investigating_starlink_over_its/
https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iijq3w/usaid_was_investigating_starlink/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Foodforthought/comments/1iig8vw/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/
https://old.reddit.com/r/uspolitics/comments/1iiiakk/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/496605242
https://lemmy.world/post/25160779?scrollToComments=true
https://lemmy.world/post/25175633
https://lemmy.world/post/25161476
The more you know.
— James Tate (@JamesTate121) February 5, 2025
Elon Musk’s Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink’s Contracts in Ukraine https://t.co/GMRCbRSstO
Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink Over Its Contracts in Ukraine https://t.co/pNW8E7OFG4
— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) February 5, 2025
BlueSky:
Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink Over Its Contracts in Ukraine https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
— Gizmodo (@gizmodo.com) 2025-02-05T14:01:04.834Z
Orange Site:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42950041
They're looking into how Ukraine used the AID money, not SpaceX
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The “remember what they took from you” memes were literal… https://t.co/moRgKQMBdM
— 🦅McKrowComics🦩 (@KellyLovesBirds) February 6, 2025
IT WASN'T A MEME THEY TOOK THIS FROM US, THE GOVERNMENT PAID A CORPORATION TO REMOVE SOVL FROM OUR FAST FOOD!?!?
This is the blackest pill imaginable.
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