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We had a guy on the team my first year in Phoenix, Lou Amundson. He used to ride a bike to practice every day because he lived right across from the arena. Every time he rode his bike, Shaq would take it and hide it. Somewhere in the arena. Every day after practice, Lou was on a scavenger hunt trying to find his bike. This went on for the entire season. Finally, toward the end of the season, Lou had enough. He said, "I'm done with this. Every practice, I spend 45 minutes to an hour trying to find my darn bike." We tried to warn him. We said, "Yo, Lou, this is Shaq. I've heard the stories—doodoo surprise. He used to take a shit in people's magazines and shoes. This is Shaq you're dealing with, bro. You might want to chill."
So he popcorned Shaq's van, and Shaq was like "Oh okay, this is a good prank, but you don't know who the frick you messing with."
The game happened, I come in the locker room, and I see Shaq. Shaq walking around that locker room naked as nothing, real slow and tight. And he pulls a mouthpiece out his butt and puts it in a locker. He told us "Y'all better not say shit either." He takes Lou's toothbrush, he goes to take a shit, and he stirs it in his shit. We like "We ain't into this shit, this is getting out of hand."
The game happens, somehow I'm on the bench, Matt Barnes on the bench, Steve Nash on the bench, Jared Dudley's on the bench. Lou Amundson checks in the game, and he puts the mouthpiece on and everybody on the bench loses it. He comes to the locker room, he takes his mouthpiece off, and someone's like "Hey Lou, don't use your mouthpiece, Shaq put your mouthpiece in his butt." he said "Uh, no he didn't." and put it back in his mouth and goes out there. The bench loses it again.
So Lou gets subbed out the game, and he said "J-Rich, are they fricking with me? What happened?" I said "Shaq took your mouthpiece and put it in his butt, bro." and he took it out and he just looked at it. Matt Barnes said to him "Anything in your locker has probably been in Shaq's butt, throw it all away."
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thumbnail unrelated, click this link for an image-based meltdown
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/1IiwCMM
Or this gallery and scroll to the comments
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/nKJbg7e
They're having a bad time in there:
There's some sort of online petition that's apparently about forcing Congress to pass a law saying that Trump can't make himself King of America. This reads like a joke, but I promise you it's not. Behold, the No Kings Act:
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/1L9F9KU
The left can meme, they're just not very good at it:
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/w1xQvJz
Imgurians just cannot stop swallowing the Matt Walsh "lmao libs we tricked you we're doing Project 2025 now" bait:
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/Eup4QNU
Here's a good one in which the image hosting website users rail against democracy as a concept because of some TV show or movie:
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/3HJQgnI
Looks like they didn't get the memo about how even if Harris had took PA she'd still have lost lol
Though I do appreciate this surprising lucidity buried in the replies to a reply to a reply to an image:
There's nothing groundbreaking here, just run of the mill hysterics and seething. It's quite literally everywhere and I feel like an neurodivergent child at a carnival, I am completely sensory overloaded with sneed from absolutely all angles. It's so good.
Anyway that's all here's my small contribution to our potluck 
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Related Goldberg article:
https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/when-did-trolling-become-inextricably
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The Ancestor (and Academic from 2) was one of the greatest vocal performances of all time. I can't imagine a Darkest Dungeon without him. The Inhuman Bondage DLC for DD2 just came out, I think it's his last work.
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#BREAKING: The U.S. Marshals just deputized all of Elon Musk’s private security, giving them “federal law enforcement protections.”
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Dear God. James Shupe has hanged himself a month after receiving vaginoplasty pic.twitter.com/VKJh1bxruY
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here is an interview with him (which i didnt watch)...
suicide note (didnt read) but apparently he was mad at Elon...
https://zerodoesntsleep.substack.com/p/vet-found-hanging-draped-in-trans
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WTF is this white shit everywhere?
All photos taken hastely and with disregard on my shitty Nokia X10
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This is not unusual, I personally know more than one person who made low 8 figures.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1ic4bxy/israelsupporters_do_you_have_empathy/
Hamas
Conservatives somehow find their butt
https://old.reddit.com/r/suppressed_news/comments/1ic46ji/interesting_footage_has_surfaced_showing_
Redditards love their fanfiction
Gays go splat when they hit the ground
https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1icu87h/the_world_is_laughing_at_america/
Looks like Berlin needs more bombing
https://old.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1ic92rb/that_ratio_is_brutal/
Clever comebacks?
https://old.reddit.com/r/israelexposed/comments/1ic4sfm/interesting_footage_has_surfaced_showing_an/
A reminder that all redditards are low functioning psychopaths and should be sterilized so they won't molest their children
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$EA I'm not going to lie, I am smiling a bit right now.
— Couch Investor🛋️ (@Couch_Investor) January 23, 2025
Make sh*t games, get rekt! pic.twitter.com/WBuc1039tt
https://n4g.com/news/2650446/ea-stock-drops-as-dragon-age-the-veilguard-misses-sales-mark-by-50
I know many of you here didn't liked the game and called it second coming of Hitler
But I agree with this comment:
(I know the anti woke don't want to admit it but they basically cancelled this game.
Like how woke people cancel stuff they did it to this game because it didn't fit their "view".
This game never had a chance from the get go.
To much checklist:
EA hate
To "woke"
Gameplay was to different
"Ugly" characters
Some characters not having enough "bust"
I can't judge the story because inhavent played it yet
Honestly if it wasn't labeled dragon age it might of done better.)
https://old.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1i8ww4h/ea_lost_6_billion_in_market_value_following_fc_25/
Yep, they want shareholders to believe that they reached 1.5 million sales, but their wording is intentionally misleading.
Will never stop surprising how r-slurred Redditors are, Dragon age sold similar to ff7 rebirth so the numbers did reach 1.5 millions
But main problem hating dragon age is this
For shareholders it doesn't make any sense now doing AAA single players games since most people just play call of duty and fifa and some mobile sloop.
Dead space remake was awesome but it also flopped so no dead space 2 remake.
Anytime I begin to talk to anyone about gaming here in the UK, they all mention they're g*mers. When I ask what they play, they all respond "Fifa and COD". If they're under 30 they also mention Fortnite. It's so rare for me to find anyone who plays anything outside of the aforementioned games in real life let alone someone who plays Final Fantasy.
Gaymers are r-slurs
It's like that meme where nerds playing a dungeon and dragon then a normie join, then normie invites a foid and then they kick out nerds and make new rules
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Developing AI regulation before developing AI models and then bragging about it is the most EU thing ever pic.twitter.com/qyd6dgTxjE
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Apparently not wanting innocent people including children mass murdered, but also not supporting a terrorist group in the same country is just too nuanced of a view for them to comprehend.
Maybe y'all shouldn't have been screaming from the river to sea… so much. Pretty despicable.
I'm jewish and still saying "river to the sea", Israel was a colonial project of European powers. Israels government is vile and genocidal, and its aims are Palestinian genocide.
Except a lot of people voted for Trump because Harris/Biden was "nice" to Israel.
Some people voted for Trump because Biden wasn't able to use his influence (yet no actual power) to stop a war.
These people are really fricking stupid.
Yes, the thought behind it is very clearly "stop killing innocent Palestinians," but the ones who voted for Trump are fricking braindead. The left knows it, the right knows it, too - but those are the ones Fox news highlights.
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This is the issue, too many ppl at the protests still call hamas freedom fighters and can't comprehend this point
Why did the freedom fighters commit genocide on October 7? Why do you still call them that after such an act?
Cos they're fighting against an oppressive regime that's trying to eradicate Palestine as a country and an ethnicity
I mean in the sense that any is too many you're right I guess. Some people will always miss the actual point and take get extreme about taking a side though. I would like people to actually cite a study though about how many pro palestine protestors actually support Hamas in any way. Unless we have solid data to give us a figure like 30% or something, it just sounds like a smear.
Because they are lmao
I support Hamas
Not in the internal Palestinian political struggle of course but against Israel? It's not even a question
Been rough, a lot of my fellow jews including some friends are still in the Israeli propaganda machine, but I have hope, many of us especially in the younger generations are finally waking up. I think we'll eventually get a formal split between Israeli and Diasporic Judaism
also much drama
But some do refer to hamas as freedom fighters, I've heard it and it's worrying how it's progressing. Ask a Jewish person and they will tell you they are starting to feel unsafe or in need of constantly saying "but I don't support Isreal" bc that is the assumption many have
If I saw my family get bombed by israel I would 100% join hamas and I don't blame anyone who does. I don't SUPPORT hamas, I don't LIKE Hamas, but I DO understand why they exist, and im not gonna pretend it's for no reason at all.
I like how that excuse is only used for one side. Israelis have seen their families get bombed and killed too, but you DO blame them for joining their military...
There's much much more similar drama to link
i'm not saying this is very reportmaxxxable post, but.....lol Chapotraphouse was banned for less
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