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I regret taking the fork payoff

I took the payout in the hours before it closed and got my x amount of money and referral letter, but honestly I feel kind of horrible. Seeing how many people were left in the cold without even severance really breaks my heart.

Blah blah put this into chat gpt and then post to /r/fednews

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Jurrassic Park 7 script leak

!dinochads

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!foidmoment

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Market fundamentals are gone. (r-slur loses $230k)

					
					

For past 2 years no news has caused market to react negative or positive. Thn came Trump s love for Tariffs.

I lost 230k in past 3 weeks because of market reacting to the tariffs news in absolute shit way.

2 weeks I lost on calls that were printing solid green until he said tariffs on mexico and canada. 130k went out the window in just an hour or two.

Yesterday, the market welcomed shit CPI, PPI and tariff news with ATH. 100k went out the window on puts.

I'm super lost now. I followed the fundamentals and had all the alerts setup right. You might say, what about stop loss but even with that the loss is just absolute heartbreaking.

EDIT: I understand its my mistake. I am not posting this on WSB for points. THis sub has some solid tips that i had read and implemented before. Really just want some guidance to how to deal with this and make sure i dont repeat the same mistake again. I can earn the money back with my 9-5 and side hustles. I am not denying my stupidity but at the same time I am not happy with the fact that same news and terrible reports from CPI, PPI and tariffs still caused market to go up. It simply didnt make sense.

Thank you to the ones who has been pinging me directly and helping out.

this r-slur is mad that orange man didn't make line go down like reddit predicted

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"I love sucking peepee" is the mating call of the Chud.

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The shove you into lockers meme makes me sperg out. Never happened. I was a bully, I know.

Amarna brought this archetype to my attention and I've never noticed it before. Seems like exclusively Millenials or dirtbag left types say "should have been shoved into a locker" or some variation with lockers. 100% drawn from the TV. Turn it off.

https://x.com/search?q=shove+locker&f=live

Not sure why it's so popular tbh. Trying some pop psych maybe it's peaked-in-high-school adults nostalgically hallucinating a higher status youth. Us vs the nerds. That, "dweeb" as insult and the lunch money thing compose the totally unreal 90s bully media tropes.

This stuff was never done, and the very online don't know it.

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:marseyjanny: If You Ever Need A DEI Janny I'm Your Zir/Zim !jannies
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Based BLACK gaymer forced to choose between fat gussy and viewers

					
					

Reddit knows the answer

Took a second but cinna is fat gussy saying like every other word and other is black y

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Lol , OF ho that slept with 1000 men for of video gets video removed by OF...
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Boston cute twinkry

					
					
					
	

				
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Metallica - The Unforgiven
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only ever had it once prior to this year so I never noticed before but this is a profound realization for me. it just makes me even more like myself than usual.

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r/europe finally finds out why the US was helping Ukraine and act :marseypikachu2:

					
					

US President Donald Trump said Kyiv "essentially agreed" to provide mineral rights – rare earth elements in particular – in exchange for Washington's continuing support in a Monday Fox News interview.

"I told them that I want the equivalent of like $500 billion worth of rare earth [minerals], and they've essentially agreed to do that," Trump said.

Earlier, President Volodymyr Zelensky said he is open to a deal in response to Trump's earlier proposals by saying, "If we are talking about a deal, then let's do a deal, we are only for it."

"The Americans helped the most, and therefore the Americans should earn the most … And they should have this priority, and they will. I would also like to talk about this with President Trump," Zelensky added in his interview with Reuters.

Rare earth elements consist of 17 elements, the deposit and monetary values of which remain classified information in Ukraine. It is also unclear if Trump also referred to other sought-after metals found abundant in Ukraine, such as lithium and titanium.

average reddit response

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739374186y2yg_lQi_TvStA.webp

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The episode where two enemies became friends

or they just tolerated each other because the heat pad was better than everywhere else

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739340727QZZWojGoHUCU3w.webp

:marseytoasty#:


					
					
					
	

				
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Handmaiden redditors triggered over their own fetish based political cartoon.

					
					

:marseygilead:

White men like to r*pe and get away with it in out of court settlements what else is new?

*Orange men.

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The furry :marseyroxy: award :marseybadgejew: needs :marseyspecial: some gay representation! Here are some ideas

The lack of gayness in the furry :marseydinosaur: award :marseypin2: is a crime :marseychiraq: against LGBTQ++FJ&79 furries, here are some suggestions to add to it

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739473451ffVFi-FYbuL0rA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739473456ZVDMcjybDlq-rA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739473456CEZpBrQ61SKGCw.webp

@Aevann

Rsx is full of them. Eva is one of the few who know how to do it

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she said yes! later losers

!Meowr !fakecels

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Tournament summary of 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus

stolen from reddit:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739550209_6Q6ZEMWgVofug.webp

Final standings:

1 - Vincent Keymer: He was unimpressive at Tata Steel and was nothing special in the round robin either, but in the classical portion of this tournament, he was a different player altogether. First beat Alireza, then Magnus, then Fabiano. Never looked in trouble against any of them outside of a couple of moments in the second game against Magnus. A very deserving winner, since he was clearly the best player in the classical.

2 - Fabiano Caruana: From leading for most of the round robin and eventually finishing 3rd there, and then convincingly beating world champion Gukesh 2-0 in the quarter-finals, there was never a moment when he looked out of touch. He had nothing for Vincent in the finals, but it was a really good event overall.

3 - Magnus Carlsen: For Magnus, any event where he doesn't win is a disappointing result. That said, outside of the first day in the round robin, he played really good chess throughout, scoring 3.5/4 on the second day and beating Nodirbek and Sindarov 2-0. Just like Fabiano, he also came up short against an inspired Vincent, and because he met the latter in the semi-finals he had to settle for 3rd.

4 - Javokhir Sindarov: In what could be his big breakout event, he was dominant for most of the round robin, only finishing 2nd there due to losing in the last round. Showed incredible resistance and tenacity to beat Hikaru after bravely picking him, and was incredibly close to getting to the finals. 4th after such a run must feel disappointing for him, but he has a lot to be proud of.

5 - Hikaru Nakamura: His tournament was similar to Magnus, outside of the first day he generally played really good chess, starting off by scoring 3.5/4 on the second day. A couple of critical mistakes in time trouble against Sindarov meant he lost his quarter-final match, and despite convincingly winning against Gukesh and demolishing Nodirbek, that put him in a situation where he couldn't go any higher than 5th.

6 - Nodirbek Abdusattorov: Not exactly a tournament to write home about for him. Was not convincing in the round robin, sneaking through in the final spot. Got demolished by both Magnus and Hikaru in the knockout phase, but swindling Alireza in between those matches was able to help him get to 6th.

7 - Alireza Firouzja: After winning the round robin with 6.5 points, the classical portion just did not work out for him. From being outplayed by Vincent in the first match, he also lost out against Nodirbek after initially having a winning position. He did win the 7th place match against Gukesh (after again blowing a winning position in the first game of that match), but that is a very underwhelming end after such a promising start.

8 - Gukesh Dommaraju: He showed amazing defensive resilience to draw a lot of worse positions in both the round robin and the knockouts, but the fact that he consistently got into them was a disappointment. And being the only winless player in the tournament. Exhaustion from Tata Steel and world championship combined with being less experienced in Freestyle than the others definitely played a part in his performance.

9 - Levon Aronian: The round robin was a disaster, and as a result he was not able to make it to the knockouts. Being the oldest player did not help his chances considering the round robin was with rapid time controls. He did smoothly win the 9th place match against Fedoseev in classical to avoid last.

10 - Vladimir Fedoseev: He has a reputation of being a streaky player who can go on a big run but is also prone to tilt. The 0/4 start in the round robin pretty much put him in a position where qualifying was difficult, and despite two wins later on including one against Magnus, he missed out by half a point. Lost the 9th place match against Levon who played a lot better in that match than he ever did in the round robin.


https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1ijnckf/event_2025_freestyle_chess_grand_slam_weissenhaus/mcquwr4/?context=8

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