Self-professed neurodivergent

Daughter of two lawyers

Confused why men ask her what she does for a living on dates, "she's the prize"

Reliant on her parents completely for finances

Finished internship "at a tech company" "program management"

Parents want her to pay her own darn bills (she doesn't), has had arguments about it

Psych degree last year

Internship from March to August

"I enjoy being funemployed" timestamp - uses this word repeatedly

Aspiring social media personality? Plan is to get viral "doing something" so she can start selling merch timestamp

Pays for - utility bills, "some of" food, "some of" nights out

Parents both lawyers timestamp

"You're not gonna get tiktok famous from this show so I hope you're not thinking that." timestamp

"I've been through so much" timestamp

• was called "Miss Piggy" in high school because she was overweight, still seething about it

Didn't give them a statement for the CC timestamp

• Companion card "she knows if I had my own credit card I would be in massive amounts of debt"

• Not sure what the balance is on her card

• Hard cut to baby product ad placement

"Honestly, I just want to be a stay-at-home pilates wife, like not gonna lie, jobs and me do not get along" timestamp

She doesn't know what a CC statement is timestamp

She's missing payments, her mother is on this card too timestamp

Caleb seethes about her blowing at him timestamp

Convo about parents enabling her, mentions a lot of her friends are in the same position? timestamp

She is proud of graduating college timestamp

• really proud of her extracurricular? "cross country, track, a sorority"

• Some D3 university? timestamp

A lot of my scamfluencer friends are funemployed timestamp

• Life coaching, dating coaching, fitness coaching

• She is getting a National Academy of Sports Medicine certification?

CC Statement (4908) timestamp

• $568 minimum payment

• No payment history

• Thinks her parents have been paying? Caleb does not see any payments made at all

• Thinks her mother does not know what her balance is?

• On trips they just "girlmath it on the Amex" ? timestamp

  • "Sister is one of the most hard-working people?"

  • Family is mad at her, arguing over finances

  • Blew her chance at the internship since she didn't get a job offer out of it?

• Crime victim timestamp

  • sexual assault victim?

• Reads out her spending timestamp

• "My dad, I really hope he doesn't watch this because he is gonna flip out" timestamp

• Thinks she spent 1000 total last month, actually it was 7549 [timestamp](

  • There was a hotel fee on there that was nearly a thousand all on its lonesome

• "I don't want to feel like I'm missing out just because I don't have like a cushy job like they do" timestamp

She tries to discuss politics timestamp

• She fails to explain what tax she would want

Owes for a class timestamp

• "Social media package from one of my besties" - aforementioned scamfluencer I assume

• $2'000 - Five strategy sessions how to make captivating content

• "She works in corporate"

"This guy she knows has a large following on Instagram and she paid him $350 and didn't know what he was talking about" timestamp

• Advice on how to run her socials

• Did not get the value she wanted out of it

• 100,000 Tiktok followers

• "How come I'm not able to get followers on tiktok?!"

  • "Because you don't make interesting or engaging content that resonates with people!"

"Was going to do a plant medicine retreat and paid for it and couldn't go because of her medication" timestamp

• I really did want to go to that but I didn't do my research

• Mentions that she is training for a marathon right now

"Everyone in my family has been successful but me, I'm like cursed or something" timestamp

• "I need to go to like ABA [Applied Behavior Analysis] or something"

Has been having medical issues she doesn't want to talk about timestamp

• "Really really set me back in my internship"

Hates the tech industry because the "entitled" guys she's gone out with in the tech industry have made her split the bill timestamp

• "No offense, I would have made you split the bill because I wouldn't have enjoyed the date"

Wants to try and monetize her frivolous spending (through social media) timestamp

Ran a background search on a prospective date to see if he had a criminal record timestamp

Can't stop herself from ordering UberEats

Calls her mother timestamp

• Caleb doesn't talk

• "I feel like you and dad give me too much leniency with my finances" - Cringekino

• Questions about her investment account? "I've been keeping track of the stock that I have"

• Mother is extremely nice and understanding of her fail-daughter

Wow how shocking and strange and unusual. https://t.co/ed7jbj9oh1

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) February 22, 2025

Reminder: the creators of rs_x, realtrenchbabymb and lost-deliveries aka kallocain-addict, are Mexicans from rs_pod who have never posted face . every single one of the Jannie's they hired (with great pay) are white grills who have wandered into their incel circlejerk.

Verdict :

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Fir bolte hn log that Indians are racist towards NE Indians. (-51)

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Post some nice beef dishes from you states. And recipe if you can. Best way to shoo away the mainlanders lol (22)

Like the Meitei are shooing you away?! (-30)

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Bheju kya BJP aur RSS ko? Poora north east lynch kar denge. (-38)

Angriest Comments

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First, lets talk about science, you know, that thing you dismiss when it doesn't support your beef obsession. Yes, science is about possibilities, but its also about probabilities and overwhelming evidence. The link between excessive red meat consumption and health risks isn't some vague claim ,its backed by decades of research from harvard, WHO, and the american heart association, none of which were funded by the humble pea or chana lobby.Now, onto your 'beef is a perfect food' fairytale. Sure, beef is nutrient dense, but calling it a complete meal is like saying soda is perfect because it has water in it. A diet based solely on beef is not balanced, you are missing fiber, antioxidants, and a variety of phytonutrients essential for gut health. But hey, who needs a functioning microbiome, right?As for the B12 injections, you conveniently ignore the fact that NRIs have deficiencies due to processed diets, not just the absence of beef. Eggs, dairy, and fortified foods provide plenty o... (-4)

Still u can't process the facts that i just said! Beef is a complete meal for our body & with 1-2sides like vitamin c rich food etc... an avg indian gets more nutrition than they get from their normal so called balanced meal. WHO&American heart asso.has also published research papers abt veggies & other meats too... so look into it to get a full view & also u really missed the essence of that report. R u even a doctor cuz u have a narrow mind pov in viewing the research papers.Over consumption of any food is bad but who here said we need to overconsume beef? What is the % of Indians consuming processed beef/meat? Totally irrelevant points tbh! U still got my whole argument wrong cuz no research study has proven without doubt that red meat is bad! But what's a irrefutable fact is that channa, peas etc.. can't be fully digested by humans cuz we lack the enzymes to do so. I assume that u r basing ur arguments based on ur beliefs which itself refutes ur arguments. Also beef=meat of cow,... (1)

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Cows are as native as we slaughter them and their meat. It is natural as we eat pork, chicken and dog meat. Cows are as natural food for us. If you have issues, go consult your tanatani. (1)

Again with tanatani , ricebag hurts you then why call others name . I am agnostic ,vegan btw . I don't give a fk u eat but stop with the insults narcissist. This sub isn't food culture sub make one , if u hate disagreements. (2)

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Mere yaha beef nahi pork bahut tasty milta hai yum yum 200kg (25)

😭funny you think it would offend the muslims. We literally think of pigs as the ugliest unhygienic shit covered animal. We are glad it's forbidden to eat. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/AlargerPotato

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Number of comments: 4

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The smartest guy at my highschool, a legitimate genius that got into both Oxbridge unis but chose to go to Manchester b/c of their nuclear physics department and got a job offer from CERN halfway through his degree dropped out to play WoW, turned trans and launched a porn blog https://t.co/gxCBRGHv7Y

— Adam Wren (@G0ADM) January 22, 2025

Background:

Ariana Grande is a 31-year-old racially-fluid pop star who got her start on Broadway (13) and Nickelodeon (Victorious). She was probably sexually abused by someone important and as a result of that became extraordinarily popular as a singer who mixes pop, retro-pop and R&B elements in her songs. Her style can best be described as giving precocious coquette pickmeisha vibes.

Examples of hit bops by her include

Honestly her whole discography is great. Most of the time she pisses redditor race realists off because she unabashedly changes what race or other social construct she presents as.

Also she spit on a donut one time:

And she had to pay 1.25 million in alimony when she divorced her husband last year:

https://apnews.com/article/ariana-grande-dalton-gomez-divorce-f4393ab6b6c203f11d3fa4534978d6a8

Cynthia Onyedinmanasu Chinasaokwu Erivo is a 37-year-old African-English Broadway star who broke out in a revival of The Color Purple for which she won a Tony and a Grammy. Additionally she played Harriet Tubman in a movie about Harriet Tubman.

Needless to say, she's no Ari, but she's a decent enough singer and has been riding the DEI train fairly successfully.

Wicked (2003) was a musical based off a book based off a movie based off a musical based off of a popular's children's book published in 1900 called The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, which was written to surreptitiously indoctrinate children into buying Silver and believe in fairy tales. It was basically the Harry Potter of those aughts.

In the early these aughts, Broadway was having a very difficult time. It had become somewhat of a joke to have come from or to go to Broadway. Stephen Schwartz (famous for writing the music for Disney's Pocohantas and Dreamwork's The Prince of Egypt) decided to change all that by relentlessly targeting white women as a demographic. He used a combination of good music, easy moral lessons and nostalgia bait (for college, for Americana and for a popular children's story) in order to make Wicked. It was an extraordinary success and was basically the MCU of musicals. For years afterwards musicals were a thing again.

Originally, the wicked witch in the musical was played by Idina Menzel, a Jewish-American Broadway star with phenomenal vocals known for playing Maureen in the musical Rent, known for her jaw-dropping performance in Wicked and much later known for the hit Disney single "Let it Go"

Sometime around when people were starting to pretend Hamilton was good and JK Rowling was still getting shit for Goblins being antisemitic caricatures (back before Hamas made antisemitism cool again) Idina Menzel was replaced by some DEI hire and a story that was originally a thinly-veiled allegory for Jewish Americans feeling out of place in WASP society and then being pogromed for being Nietzchean supermen was replaced with the same empowered Black vs oppressor White story we've seen a hundred times now.

Anyways, they made a movie out of it and true to the moment they picked a not well-known black star whose vocals are only going to be up for the task of the musical's most important song if the audio is remixed by ChatGPT. I'm still going to watch it (and so should you!)

There are two main types of anti-Ari Wicked posts:

1. I can't believe Ari is outshining Cynthia 😡

2. I can't believe Ari is skinnier than me 🤬

Here we have a gay man complaining about how Cynthia is being overshadowed by Ari:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1g1wdj8/glad_more_people_are_noticing/

Comments include:

It's the marketing for the movie too. Plenty of trailers begin and end with Ariana's voice over, feature clips and substantial soundbites from Popular, show multiple costumes and moments from AG…. And have scarcely any meaningful Elphie moments. Even the snatches of her they show in the clips are like Yeoh and Bailey saying something to her, it's not even her speaking. I swear there's way more Glinda / pink merch happening, and her merch is more designed.

and

i knew this would happen when ariana was cast

and

It's not the Ariana Grande show, though Ariana and everyone around her are trying to make it that way. Cynthia is the MAIN CHARACTER. PERIOD. Why isn't she the one that's heavily involved? They're banking on Ariana's name to sell tickets and get people into seats. Meanwhile Cynthia is forced to stay on the sidelines. It was an odd move to have Ariana on SNL again and not Cynthia or maybe BOTH of them together. Anyway, I hope they learn from this disaster and keep Ariana on the sidelines and give Cynthia the spotlight during the sequel. Though I doubt they'll sell as many tickets for that than this first movie.

If I see this movie, it'll be to see Cynthia's acting and for the music. I'm still debating because I don't want Ariana's bad acting (the Cat Valentine acting aka the only acting she knows since her Nickelodeon days) to ruin the movie for me.

Here's a post where people look at someone with a normal bf% and think she's dying of cancer:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1g1siyh/trigger_warning_respectfully_eff_fans_who_say_she/

I said I was genuinely concerned in the ariheads sub and quickly realized it wasn't even worth it. Someone replied "who needs haters when you have concerned fans" I didn't even respond. I was like alright, you delusional fricks. Stay enabling. We're not stupid.

and

Her physical health is going downhill :/

Anyways there tons of these things. Have a look yourself

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1eqj580/not_another_trailer_wait_is_that_ethan_and_ariana/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1et15pp/people_are_waking_up/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1fs1zyp/ha/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1cmd7xk/gagged_her_a_bit/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ArianaGrandeSnark/comments/1c16urb/_/

BONUS: Here's the youtube version of a tiktok that goes into detail about something:

inb4: Noooo there's totes a difference between a 30 year old unicel and 18 year old student! (and lets just ignore all the adult students subjected to the same treatment because they dropped out!)

This is distessing news.

Living Pod by David Green

originally from Archigram

what do you do for work

https://old.reddit.com/r/nevergrewup/comments/1i07jfm/stroller_ride_with_mommy_at_target/

im always FRICKING going to bed.

everwy day im' tired. and sleep

I'm so sick and tired of it I want to wake up but I'm tired and go back to sleep!

many such cases

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— Constantin von Hoffmeister (@constantinvonh) December 23, 2024

Muh based brown lesbian

Scrotes mad

The Message:

"Elon. You know the world is not surviving till 2100. You need to stop with the dumb distractions because we need more than 10,000 people on Mars before 2050 if we are going to survive the collapse. Good luck."

Send me a screencap of the message being tweeted to Elon and I will transfer you 100 dc.

Preferably as many of you send the message to him as possible.

This is important. I have checked with both AI and psychic sources. This needs to be done now.

https://forums.edramatica.com/members/mitzi.619/#profile-post-comment-3899

Made it to FOTY 2024: (FAFFOT OF THE YEAR)

Her nomination reads: Used up whore who claimed to be "one of the boys" in order to receive incel validation, whilst already having a boyfriend IRL.

https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/cute twink-of-the-year-2024.3404/

Lawlz and Ed will never recover from this