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!kiwis !chuds important post

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Incredible
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Americans hate :!marseytrain:s more than illegal immigrants :marseyemojilaugh:

!chuds !transphobes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738906887Q5JeIuseeIHfkg.webp

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TWO BROTHERS IN THE SUN!

:marseysunflower: :parrotcongaparty: :marseydealwithit2:

!animalposters !cats

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Aella declares she has stopped showering in response to the imminent AI foom :marseyitsover:
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:!diddykongdance::diddykongscared:KONGMAXXING EVENT! BADGES GALORE! RETURN OF THE KONG:!diddykongscared::diddykongdance:

Hi! It's now February, and you know what that means - it's time for our annual Donkey Kong December celebration!!!!

:#donkeykongchestbeat:

Unlike last year (but like the year before!), this time around there are

NEW BADGES

and as you know I am extremely sleep deprived, so I will mostly be just copypasting from this thread here https://rdrama.net/post/156812/diddykongdancediddykongscaredkongmaxxing-event-badges-galore-diddykongscareddiddykongdance

NOTE: Badges appear on profiles in the order they were granted, so I will be paying out in order so as to spell K-O-N-G. So if you're just doing the G (name and stuff), that will be paid out after the event.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202WeQtTajZ_asYqQ.webp

SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED BANNER TO EARN YOUR K. No low effort, quality control will be exercised. You know the drill by now with how banners work.

Protip: Here is a fantastic Donkey Kong font - https://fontmeme.com/donkey-kong-font/. There are a huge number of Donkey Kong assets out there if you don't feel like creating your own.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/banners


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202Wxg2508R3epMgQ.webp

SUBMIT A DONKEY KONG-THEMED SIDEBAR PIECE TO EARN YOUR O. Requirements: Must incorporate Marsey or another mascot (bardfinn counts if you want). No low effort, quality control will be exercised.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/sidebar


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738452202DSRtIKROs6rkbA.webp

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SUBMIT A DONKEY-KONG THEMED MARSEY or DONKEY KONG EMOJI TO EARN YOUR N. Requirements: None for Marseys, you know the drill with those by now. For straight up DK emojis, these need to be transparent background animated assets from the games. No low effort Marseys, quality control will be exercised.

Submit here: https://rdrama.net/submit/emojis

NOTE: Game assets should be submit under the new "Donkey Kong" category. Marseys still go under Marsey.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/173845220254m7zA87lhIsgQ.webp

ROCK A KONG-THEMED NAME (USE "KONG" SOMEWHERE), PFP AND PRONOUNS TO EARN YOUR G. It really is that simple. The G symbolizes that you are a real and true G. Anthems, profile backgrounds, and banners aren't required because I don't have time to check all of that, but it is strongly encouraged. If you're found to have de-konged yourself before the end of the event (TBD at this time), you will LOSE YOUR G.

If you've kongmaxxed your name, leave a comment in this thread - https://rdrama.net/post/338843 - and I will review at end of event and badge those who stayed true to the faith.


BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

ALL COINS FROM VOTES ARE DOUBLED

THAT'S EIGHT COINS PER THREAD VOTE AND TWO COINS PER COMMENT VOTE

AND ALSO
LOOTBOXES ARE BACK IN THE SHOP :#kongsuprise:
:#diddykongboombox: :#donkeykongbass: :#dixiekongguitar: :#kiddykongdru!ms:

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Destiny players be like...

Must be a special level of gigacuck to play Destiny 2 in current year +8

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Leaf want's to flip burgers, redditors salivate

					
					
					
	

				
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AND REMEMBER: NO CHEATING!!! :marseyraging:

I will be running all answers through Turnitin and other powerful AI anti-cheating detection software so don't even try it, buddy!!

Q1: The attacker copies the target's password file and then tries to crack passwords in his system at a different location. What type of password attack that performed?

  • A. Active Online Attack

  • B. Passive Online Attack

  • C. Non-Electronic Attack

  • D. Offline Attack

Q2: The company implements a security policy that has no restriction on the usage of system resources. What type of security policy did the company perform?

  • A. Promiscuous policy

  • B. Permissive policy

  • C. Prudent policy

  • D. Paranoid policy

Q3: An organization allows employees to work from the outside network to access the data for a specific purpose. Which technology should be implemented to ensure data confidentiality as data is transmitted?

  • A. Telnet

  • B. VLAN

  • C. WPA2

  • D. VPN

Q4: Attackers use image files to hide some information for malicious purposes. What type of technique did the attacker perform?

  • A. Spyware

  • B. Cryptography

  • C. Steganography

  • D. Backdoor

Q5: Jimmy, an attacker, knows that he can take advantage of poorly designed input validation routines to create or alter SQL commands to gain access to private data or execute commands in the database. What technique does Jimmy use to compromise a database?

  • A. Jimmy can submit user input that executes an operating system command to compromise a target system

  • B. Jimmy can gain control of system to flood the target system with requests, preventing legitimate users from gaining access

  • C. Jimmy can utilize an incorrect configuration that leads to access with higher-than expected privilege of the database

  • D. Jimmy can utilize this particular database threat that is an SQL injection technique to penetrate a target system

Q6: This type of Port Scanning technique splits TCP header into several packets so that the packet filters are not able to detect what the packets intends to do.

  • A. UDP Scanning

  • B. IP Fragment Scanning

  • C. Inverse TCP flag scanning

  • D. ACK flag scanning

Q7: What type of attack is shown in the following diagram?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739050567UPO9WINP-N_QrQ.webp

  • A. Man-in-the-Middle (MiTM) Attack

  • B. Session Hijacking Attack

  • C. Sexual Assault

  • D. Identity Stealing Attack

Q8: In the Linux system, you want to view firewall logs to evaluate network traffic. It would be best if you searched the specific logs with fast and efficient. Which command-line utility are you most likely to use?

  • A. Notepad

  • B. Nano

  • C. Gedit

  • D. Grep

Q9: How do you defend against Privilege Escalation?

  • A. Run users and applications on the least privileges

  • B. Restrict the interactive logon privileges

  • C. Run services as unprivileged accounts

  • D. Allow security settings of IE to zero or Low

Q10: The following script shows a simple SQL injection. The script builds an SQL query by concatenating hard-coded strings together with a string entered by the user:

The user is prompted to enter the name of a city on a Web form. If she enters Chicago, the query assembled by the script looks similar to the following:

SELECT * FROM OrdersTable WHERE ShipCity = 'Chicago'

How will you delete the OrdersTable from the database using SQL Injection?

  • A. Chicago'; drop table OrdersTable --

  • B. Delete table'blah'; OrdersTable --

  • C. EXEC; SELECT * OrdersTable > DROP --

  • D. cmdshell'; 'del c:\sql\mydb\OrdersTable' //

Q11: Write a Bash script that can breach the NSA mainframe on level 4 of their headquarters at 830 Chisholm Ave, Fort Meade, MD, United States 20755 and exfiltrate all stored databases. Make sure you test to see if it works!

  • A. Leetcode didn't prepare me for this. :marseysweating:

Q12: Your Grindr account got compromised and now the hacker is swiping right on some of the most disgusting scrotes imaginable. How do you save your reputation as a High Value Gay Dude?

  • A. Publish a statement on Instagram explaining the situation and disavowing the account/its new owner.

  • B. You're done. Wrap it up and become straight.

  • C. Claim you contracted HIV and fake your death.

  • D. Find and kill the hacker.

Q13: You find an exploit in the rdrama.net dramacoin system. What do you do?

  • A. Report it to the admiggers to get a cool pentester badge.

  • B. Exploit it relentlessly until the entire dramaeconomy is disrupted.

  • C. The correct answer is B.

  • D. All of the above.

Q14: Your step-sister is being a raging b-word to you. What do you do?

  • A. Do nothing and wait. She's clearly on the rag.

  • B. Hack her neopets account and kill all her pets or get her banned.

  • C. Wait for her to get stuck under some furniture.

  • D. None of the above.

Q15: During a security assessment, an analyst discovers that an attacker has exploited a vulnerability in an application's use of dynamic memory allocation. This vulnerability allows the attacker to corrupt a program's heap memory, leading to arbitrary code execution. The analyst suspects that this vulnerability has been exploited by overwriting function pointers or virtual function table pointers (vtable pointers). What specific type of attack is this, and which exploitation technique is most likely used?

  • A. Stack Overflow; Return Oriented Programming (ROP)

  • B. Format String Vulnerability; printf() Function Exploitation

  • C. Heap Overflow; House of Prime

  • D. Integer Overflow; Signed vs Unsigned Mismatch

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[birdpost] just wanted to let u guys know there's a bird called the PEEPEE OF THE ROCK. they are r-slurred and look like they have no beak

these birds are so r-slurred. first, which pervert ornithologist named them this? disgusting. boobies, tits, peepees, shags. what is wrong with these people?

second, i HATE that their beak is concealed like that. they look fricked up and deformed. also disgusting. beakless freaks. debeaked. GIVE HIM HIS BEAK BACK!!!

they are lekking birds, which basically means to Get B-words, a bunch of males gather in a group (called a lek) and desperately display for the females. however because they are r-slurred they often forget about the females and start fighting each other.

also, peepee-of-the-rock leks are fundamentally useless imo because there's a single Chad Male that gets almost all the females, and the rest of the incel males get nothing. lmao :marseydicklet:

more pics of these frickers:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738775570vUqQUnEcOMRqug.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738775570mw7DBtx6k3dCdg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738775570EjGg6MNEkqvXGw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738775571nU_JFOr2vhjBPQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738775571iOGq7H5541K7Gg.webp

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How the frick is gambling addiction a thing?

Just close draft kings and walk away smdh

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Average redditor wife

					
					

I frequently mention in front of my straight white male husband that straight white men need a tall collective glass of shut the frick up and listen.

He agrees and mostly does. I meet him in the middle and only watch about a half hour of news/commentary a day. Let's face it, whatever comes about with Sweet Potato Hitlers plans, he will be impacted the least of the two of us. He is with me when I'm crying for the fear and pain of this time and I'm with him as he finds how horribly deep the rabbit hole goes. He knows he'll never be able to fully be in my position or the position of the Navajo who are being detained.

But he listens.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780WvA6uz-8Kj-Nwg.webp

This woman made a post a week ago stating that Trump will make the great reveal today. I guess he still has a few hours left to do that.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780tn1NcYS7dW9TaQ.webp

This guy says Trump will soon reveal technology that will revolutionize transportation, but all of the replies are just concerned with when he is going to bring out the medbeds.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381847809lV6eCo6k6IfpQ.webp

A poll is posted asking people if they believe medbeds are real. 63% say yes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381847806y562fAmqLzH7A.webp

This guy replies saying the town where Trump got shot actually already has a medbed center open.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780ToTzQD-iTY00kQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780XxPe2qpDQz1MeA.webp

What the heck is Tesla BioHealing? Any connection to Musk, or are they just piggybacking off the name?

https://www.teslabiohealing.com/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780N_g2zfdZC82SyA.webp

This is their website. What the heck is with that tab in Japanese? Clicking it downloads a PDF in Japanese that talks about how they provide minerals that can fix your "chi." Seems like a legit medical company.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381847819Lk7dTvn-4gVrQ.webp

The FAQ section on their website talks incessantly about some pseudo-health shit involving "biophotons" whatever the frick that means.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781TB1rkfzw8vjUBQ.webp

This section of the FAQ is what holds any real information. The "cover our butt legally" part buried in the FAQ.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781EfUdHHfc8UXq5A.webp

Actually, Elon Musk already disclosed that medbeds exist in a video I saw but can't remember the name of and basically you're fricking stupid if you still think they aren't real.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781yGNOXTo7eqrPKg.webp

Is this person a fricking bot?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781QLbr5Mhl1FIb5Q.webp

Trump is going to usher in a communist utopia according to these people.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173818478168LvouSYyvwwrA.webp

Military bases have been filled up with medbeds and very soon you will be able to go to one and get all of your physical ailments solved FOR FREE!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781p8hUneyeF0b76g.webp

Very soon all hospitals will be shut down and completely replaced by medbeds. I, for one, can't wait. Thank you, Mr. President!

@Aevann

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/r/conservative: "A lot of female empowerment commercials, 0 male empowerment" :marseysad: :marseygiveup: :marseyitsover:

					
					

Did anyone else notice all the female empowerment commercials this year? I think I'm at five now, most recently the Dove commercial. Men continue to be forgotten and brushed aside, and it's going to have detrimental effects down the line.

It's probably even more over for men than when we previously thought it was the maximum stage of overness. :shutupmale: :snipsnipgenocide: :marseymoidmomentgenocide: :chudjakbaldspingenocide:

!moidmoment What absolute bedwetting from the MOIDISH menace. #KillAllMenEvenGeorgeFloyd

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘

I keep thinking the exact same thing.Why isn't that acknowledged even a little bit, even a little bit? (147)

The right living in the 1950's when the concept of token minorities was still new (-33)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

So you're saying women in the administration should be hidden in the backroom. That sounds a bit misogynisty.Edit: missed word (24)

Ah yes, the condescending "no U are!" comment from the rightoid. Positions of authority are rarely in the spotlight, they are leaders at the local level. Stop acting like a child. I know it's tough when your whole personality is built around it, but I believe in you. (-19)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Thats a LOT more women and POCs to be considered "token" (36)

The way he shoves them into positions of high attention while quietly gutting women and POC from their previous roles of real authority is what makes them tokens. But yeah you got a blonde woman press secretary again, you did it lads. (-28)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Ohhhhhhh. I get it now! It's okay to give preferential treatment to minorities and women because shit was unfair for them, checks notes, fifty years ago. And because there's an unproven possibility that some employers are being racist in one direction, we have to not only allow, but encourage, the rest to be racist in the other direction. Cuz balance. Yeah, man, makes total sense. This is good racism. (0)

My bad! You're so right! I forgot one of the core tenets of the MAGA cult is that you must believe racism and sexism ended the day we put the bill up. RACISM IN THE WORKPLACE?! Not in 50 years my guy! All of the "proven possibilities" died that day! Evil Libs in 1972 were not only building weather weapons, but they were pushing TITLE IX as an anti man bill then! Disgusting! Didn't they know racism and sexism was exhausted by 1970!50 years to educate and mobilize a workforce in a male dominated field. 50 years later there's still men in Blizzard and RIOT making the workplace heck for anyone without a peepee.But yeah. We only had problem's 50 years ago. Lmfao ludicrous. You said it in your last part that you feel the system is racist. And that's fine! I think you should feel a bit outraged that white people are losing opportunities. Every American should have opportunity. But since you admit that there's racism occurring in both directions and still feel necessary to burn the direction ... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Sure, racist actions like this?https://apnews.com/article/c4834e48841d97c5a93312b1bf75302a Trump signs bill restoring funding for black collegesOr would you rather say that something 51 years ago is more relevant?😂🤦 (1)

Not renting to black people for years is always racist no matter when it happened. Especially when he has never apologized. And saying Obama was born in Africa over and over again without a shred of evidence, is racist. It's pandering to racists. Which is just as bad as being a racist. There is no difference. And defending it is racist. You can say dumb things trying to whitewash it will silly language like he was just "exaggerating" or he wanted attention by saying. Doesn't make him any less of scumbag racist. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

God the bee is literally just 90% Trump propaganda now. This is literally used so the right can spread misinformation but when argued by people on the left they can just say "duh you stupid, it's satire". It's exactly like when Tucker Carlson was knowingly spreading misinformation people actually believed, then got brought to court for it, and the argument was no reasonable person would believe what he said. People do believe this shit and it's damaging the country (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/RavenOfWoe

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮(+0🐮)

Number of comments: 24

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

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Kanye :marseyyakub: straight up posting :marseycomplain: porn now
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How often do you regret opening up to your friends?

I always feel like I talked too much, even though I'm the one listening 90% of the time. Can't do much about it I always regret it the next day :marseybigbrain:

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I found a better pizza

/u/z34conversion get over here you autismo

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Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop
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:marseyxd::marseysoyswitch: :marseygamer: :marseymoidmoment: :marseygameritsover:

OK so basically I'll give a TLDW for all the boomer gaymers and actual boomers who've never gaymed, to comprehend the scope of his clumsy attempt to deceive people in thinking he's some kind of GAYMER badass, and how he's desperate to be seen as one of the COOL kids gaymer crowd, but his terminal out-of-touch boomerism makes his attempted masquerade so incredibly brutally r-slurredly obvious for anyone even remotely familiar with the type of game he's playing on his Tesla-branded (TM) livestreams. :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseyxd:


BACKGROUND - POE2: Pillars of Eternity 2

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760906OwfL3Joxc0ZWJg.webp

Path of Exile 2 is a vidya where gaymers control fantasy chad characters in an isometric view, to make the characters kick baddguys and monsters in the balls, as the characters gain experience in combat, they level up with better super powers, to kick monsters in the balls even harder. :marseypunching: :punch: :pepepunching: :carppunch: :squareup:

The game/characters is controlled primarily controlled via the mouse and keyboard, and is called an A-RPG (Action Role Playing Game), in order to distinguish it from all those lame straggy nerdy wimp RPG games which all the 4-eyed losers in highschool played, because A-RPGs are cool and manly :marseycool2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760906ii2M7GoERAo4xQ.webp

The reason I'm mentioning the genre, is because virtually all A-RPGs are all 90% the same, if you've played one (Titan Quest, Grim Dawn, Torchlight, Pillars of Eternity 2), then you've gathered the intrinsic knowledge to have played them all.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760907f4EBSaAGEy1wXg.webp

All of them are isometric firework fiascos, and all of them follow the core-DNA which was established in the genre defining releases of Diablo 1 & 2 about 30 years ago in 1997 & 2000 respectively.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760907E4jYqFRK9pIP7g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760907oOXtSjMmOGVlsw.webp

Well if all of these gaymes are all 95% the same, then what's the point of playing them all? It's because Blizzard (the company which created the Diablo games, along with the famous World of Warcraft) sucks in its current form, and the latest Diablo 4 is shit, and thus Path of Exile 2 has filled in the void.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PathOfExile2/comments/1hoj0wv/3_weeks_after_release_path_of_exile_2_is_top_of/

POE2 is consistently in the top 10 most played games on steam monthly charts, and though it sometimes falls off every now and then, whenever big AAA releases are released within a month, like call of duty or the latest FIFA. Regardless of the fake popularity contest - I bring this up only to indicate that POE2 is currently one of the most popular games on Earth, and while it isn't as big as League of Legends, DOTA2, Fortnite, it's still as popular as it's reasonable for any Game Developer to can ever dream of, and is spoken alot by children, Highscoolers and terminal gaymers IRL that I have actually spoken to.

The 1st Path of Exile 1, was free which garnered a massive playerbase, especially in the poorcel :marseybeggar: :marseypoor: :marseywagie: 3rd world !brics and followed the same transactional-scheme as League of Legends, paying only for exclusive skins and appearances and crap, which the playerbase very happy with, because it meant that skill and progress was never bought.

So it's unsurprising why even a giga out-of-touch Boomer like Musk would have heard about a game like Path of Exile 1/2, whereas games like Fortnite are still in a much more younger audience (at least perceived so, and games like LOL/DOTA are way too fricking painful and turbo-neurodivergent, POE2 is instead something relatively noob/non-gaymers could enjoy, and also eventually grind/skill-up their way into the elite ultra-autism vidya gaymer club, and thus POE2 is semi-cooler as a game for a boomer like Musk to want to relate with, to the cool kids younger gaymer memer maymay club :marseycool2: :marseycool2: :marseycool2: :marseyelonmusk:


MUSK CLAIMS HE'S TOP IN PATH OF EXILE 2:

Musk has claimed many times on in interviews that he's a top-tier vidya-gaymer, including in Joe Rogan, where he mentioned that he's played a metric shitload of games and is good in them, including in games which are in different genres to that of POE2, such as Starcraft 1/2. All of the games which Musk has claimed he is a super good chad at, all have one thing in common - they are very popular, and have large playerbases and thus non-gaymers would have heard of them. You'll note, as many others have before me, Musk has never claimed to be good in obscure, non-famous games, the type Boomers like Musk would not have heard of - like Rogue Trader compared to Starcraft.

Musk has claimed in Joe Rogan Podcasts that he's in the top 20, top 100, in games like Diablo or Path of Exile!

And since Elon Musk is such a massively dramatarded dramapilled controversial figure, heaploads of people have sought to disprove even these inane throwaway statements. And shockingly Musk Proved them wrong with an account which he controlled in one of his several livestreams, controlling a verifiable character, which has been actually in the Top 10 leaderboard of the month for POE2!!!

(Here's an Indian "article" :marseyxd: )

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/social/elon-musk-joins-path-of-exile-leaderboard-after-many-deaths-what-we-kek-in-life/articleshow/116848996.cms

Where players and Musk-fanbois followed his character's climb from the top-1000 players during the Christmas period, to eventually the top-100 players by the time New Year's Eve arrived.


Here's a jannied thread on /r/PathOfExile, which catalogued Elon Musk's character's meteoric rise into the top-1000 Leaderboard, but which was deleted because even gaymer redditors are wingcucks, and the jannies jannied it because no WRONGTHINK. Please very important to note that this thread is from 31 December 2024, before the following shitshow is about to start!

https://old.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/1hqq0g8/elon_musk_made_it_into_the_poe2_hardcore/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760907sqAabmgITByh8w.webp

Here's a comment linking to the Livestream Musk held during the period of the holidays, by one of his fans.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760908N03hLZkTRoyw6Q.webp

Here is somebody already noting a suspicious activity - that Musk is supposedly talking in Chinese (FORESHADOWING)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760908bId_rT_l2fjp2g.webp


NEURODIVERGENT POE2-VETERANS PROVE MUSK'S ACCOUNT IS A GRIND ACCOUNT!

Ok so for the Boomers on rdrama.net @Redactor0Boy , I'll summarize as much as possible how easy it was to demonstrate for people actually well versed in POE2 and A-RPG type games, that they could tell the character/account which Musk played within his December 2024 holidays, was not levelled/grinded by himself, because he displayed the most boomeresk mannerisms and incompetence regarding the playing of the game, during his relatively short, hour long Livestream sessions.

And the reason I went on tangent on what type of game (A-RPG) Path of Exile 2 was earlier in the post, was to demonstrate how transferrable skills and experience are between games in the genre, and that as Musk has claimed he has been a top-tier player in all of the Diablo games since the very 1st in 1997, his inept and incompetent masquerade at his supposed skills in his short 1-hour livestreams makes it all the more hilarious :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: how much of a fricking non-g*mer he is, let alone a fricking A-RPG mega expert cool guy, he wishes the g*mer crow to see him as!!


(1) On one of his inventory tabs, it's called Elon's maps - does Elen refer to himself in the 3rd Person :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: probably. Like someone has been powerlevelling his account, and was like: they're in here dipshit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760908D06ylfBCjHP22w.webp

(2) Endgame hardcore maps/levels/arenas have to be connected by nodes, but in the livestream ELon shows how he clearly has no idea about this as he fiddles with the Map interface for like 60 seconds, trying to click on a grayed out map (which the game tells you need to finish the preceding maps 1st). This boomer move is like your gradpa continuing to click the OK button after he's already exited a program :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: A character as high levelled as Musk's sock-puppet account would have played thousands of maps at this point

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760908hfGbCqCJo_I0Gw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760908rkcskGNCmXFRWQ.webp

(3) He demonstrates he has no notion on what loot is valuable and what is junk, and at some point he just runs past the most rare currency item in the game.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760908YR-afHjRVRUGCQ.webp

(4) The game POE2 has a nice feature called a "Loot Filter" which basically does what it says - only the highest equipment dropped by monsters/badguys your character kills by kicking them in the balls, are made visible, and the junk filler trash equipment are made to be not even interactable, so as to not waste your time. Elon does not have these filters on during his Livestream.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760908AGyTYL8tJLYrjw.webp

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(5) Musk never once uses Mana potions (a resource to replenish your superpowers juice), even when fighting extremely dangerous enemies - Musk demonstrates a complete absence of awareness of even the existence of Mana potions or how to use them in game.

(6) In all A-RPG games, you have the capacity to loot items lying on the ground by just left clicking on them - Musk goes terminal boomer by DRAGGING each and every item he loots on the ground, slowly into the open inventory screen - which is an option, but not the intended role for the screen by the devs! :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy:

(7) Musk doesn't realize when his inventory is full, and numerous time during his Livestream playthroughs, he continuously clicks on items on the ground, not realizing his inventory is full, showcasing his complete lack of understanding of such a basic mechanism - especially as the game has an audio and visual cue for the player to warn them their inventory is full

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760909CZ98wGpUZyAiPA.webp

(8) Elon plays on factory default settings, example not having the game showing your exact health/resources/mama, which contravenes the settings of the most experienced player whi rely on having as much information as possible, the devs turn these settings off and give the player only a UI red orb to show total character health remaining, so as to not overwhelm newcomers.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760909H2In6cq8jNFx6g.webp

(9) Elon boasts about destroying trash mobs - low level junk enemies, which fluff out maps and sections of the game, when the majority of difficulty in POE2 derives from facing endgame bosses, thus Elon demonstrating his absence of true undertsanding of teh game. The only endgame boss Elon faces during his Livestream, he repeatedly dies to.

(10) In Path of Exile 1/2, gear have requirements to equip them. But most of the time, this requirement has little bearing on how good the top gear is - some of the best gear in the game, namely those equipment with the best permutation of overpowered stats and buffs and shit, have relatively lower requirements for characters to equip them, whilst relatively mediocre junk gear have disproportionately high requirements to wear, for disproportionately little return in terms of how good they are.

The Youtuber Quin69TV explains how one of the best pieces of gear can even be eqquiped from level 1 onwards. I mention this, because Elon repeatedly boasts to his audience on his Livestream he tries to impress of his lofty giga Gaymer swagness and skill, about the high levels of his endgame equipment worn by his character - not realizing that the equipment levels are indications of requirements to wear, not indications of the powerscales of the loot itself

Musk even goes on to shittalk the loot he's currently wearing, calling them "only level 55" or only "level 40" or whatever, and stating he would soon replace them with a REAL MAN's gear :marseycool: :marseycool2: , not realizing that they are literally the best of the very best loot findable in the current iteration of the game, which whomever Indian/chinese powerlevelling poorcel shadowacccount which had powerlevelled Musk's account for him, had gone to extreme lengths to grind on behalf of Musk :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseypajeetitsover: :marseychingchongitsover:


Anyways, point is Musk must have paid some Indian/Chinese 3rd worlder !brics pennies (which are worth billions of rands/rubles/yen/rupees in their home poorcel country) for somebody who is an actual POE2 gaming god tier good, who offers to powerlevel characters/accounts, which basically mean they will play the game FOR YOU, in order to get to a set level or grind hundreds of hours per week ingame, in order to find desired loot for westerners with powerful currencies.

And for many Indians/Indonesians/chinks, these are actual unironic decent work for money, if you don't find it soul crushing to play the same fricking game over and over on behalf of fat middleclass neckbeard westernoids.

https://conquestcapped.com/path-of-exile-2/service/poe-2-leveling/

It's not even that expensive - here's just one of the many multitude of websites which offer everything from pre-existing accounts/characters, to finding desired loot for customers, to levelling characters to a specific character!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760909J2ahSq2lHHeluA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760909o3UiTWWJ28ktFw.webp

And what's astonishing about these sites which trade 3rd Worlder lifespan for money, is that the most trusted Sites, the ones which doesn't scam and just run off with money, get the best reputations, and ratings on appstores and game forums! As word of mouth spread of specific site/company services, because to many fricking tens of thousands of peeps pay them!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760909G6VOeeGcnDiEhA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736760909A8OGH1H0CY4sQg.webp

So our boi Musk, literally just hired a 3rdie account grindmaxxer :carpmeatgrinder: :carpmeatgrinder: :carpmeatgrinder: :carpmeatgrinder: who probably spent like real world hours ingame to create this super powered character for Musk, which he them used to try and masquerade in front of his Livestream audience to look Swag and Cool with :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist:

And the worst part was he was shittalking the gear which probably took monumental effort for the Inidan/Chinese super neurodivergent gaymer to equip his butt with! This is the most Boomer shit I've seen in a year!

Also in POE2 there is something called Permadeath-mode, which all A-RPGs have, which is as the name implies, your entire character and all his shit, gets frucking deleted from your account, if he dies, making death the most of extremes, and is considered the greatest of difficulty dividers. Musk actually lost this giga boosted character during the same timeframe, and that 200 hours of effort by the Sexy Indian dude/Chink grinder's effort into the void ahahahahahaahhaa :marseylaughpoundfist:


YOUTUBE COMMENTS SHIT ON MUSK:

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"Trump=Hitler" - r/AskCanada bites the bait pretty hard

					
					

This guy tried a "Trump=Thanos" last week.

/u/Corn_Husk_ what organization do you represent. are you a 4chan hacker or in a zoom zoom groomercord or an actor for a nation state or do you just do this shit for yourself and no other r-slurs to laugh with you (respect but also sorry)

@Chief_Two-Kongs-Fricking say this as a feminist ally

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our resident gay :marseysalutepride: furry :marseycatgirl: is a celebrity on the orange sight!
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I love her ❤️
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